>Be me
>Squidward main
>Live next to a Spongebob main and a Patrick main
>One day, they both get Reef Blowers
>They decide to ruin my house through glitches
>I tell them to put my windows back
>They destroy my house by launching the windows at it
>Go to Squidville
>Everything's fun
>Then I realize there's only four things to do
>The only exclusive item there is Canned Bread
>Everyone there are huge dicks
>Go to park to calm down
>Shitters laughing about a minigame
>See that some fuck left their reef blower in the area
>Take it
>Squid mains start laughing
>Steal their weapons
>Shove them back
>Start glitching characters out
>Get hated by everyone
>Reduce Squidville to a glitch-filled mess
>Fly off in the sunset, essentially flipping them off because their range can't reach me
This was almost a good post, but meh.
Interesting idea though.