Find today's joke

>>94017409
Getting nudged on the subway. Nobody WANTS to interact with people.

all i can see anymore is loss

>>94017409

The joke is that you feel molested when someone touch you.

This only happens when people who are insecure about themselves/fearful towards others.

he hit her funny bone?

>>94017409
He helped her find her G-spot, it's unnerving for her to feel sexual pleasure on a subway.

>>94017409
armpit rape

>>94017409
tumblr nose

>>94017409

>mess by accident

So she shit herself?

>>94017409
Boo hoo you get nudged. I'm ushed between two smelly arabs every day for a half hour on the bus into tel Aviv literally every day, and I don't make comics about it. Literally a guys crotch against my back and his ass against my stomach it's nasty.

>>94017439
Does anyone truly want to?

>>94017409
obviously this is some form of rape

>>94017460
that's what i was thinking but it's hard to tell with the lack of defined joints

>>94017409
I can almost see loss

>>94017497
Not everybody is a raging homo like you, anon.

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I was sure this was Owlturd when I clicked the thread.

For all the words I use to describe Owlturd, I never thought "trend-setting" would be one of them.

>>94017522
I'm not a homo and regardless of if I'm homo or not homo I still don't want asses or any kind ambushed against me.

>>94017552
Shut up you know you like it

>>94017409
It's obviously implied that she just discovered armpit fetish porn on the Internet last night, and was deeply disturbed by lurid thoughts of guys sticking their dicks in between girls' armpits. An accidental bump on the train brings back the memory and she tries to resist having an awkward sexual fantasy in public. I think we can all relate to this exact scenario.

>>94017409
if you sweat under your armpits it feels weird when your cloth rub against it.
Thats the joke
/thread

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>>94017409
Ancient Hyrule had subways? I never should have taken that filthy dragon boat!

>>94017409
Is this loss? 1 in first panel, two in the next both panels, last panel has a horizontal line (her mouth) in the same place the bed should be, what the fuck?

>>94017450
This or how even a small touch might feel painful when you get too relaxed.

>>94017711
>SS_goku_getting_hit_in_head_by_rock_from_krillin_.mp4

>>94017497
The difference is that normal people don't enjoy it unlike you, bong.

>>94017738
And yet everybody complained about Frieza.

>>94017751
I don't like it because they are gross men. If it was a bus full of supermodels and soccer players I wouldn't mind
>>94017624
Don't bully

>>94017487
This is what I'm going with.

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>>94017409
LOL
O
L

>>94017793
I don't get it, is this parody of Owlturd?

>>94017751
>any kind of touch creep me out!
What are you, a woman?

>>94017817
What board is this again?

>public mass transport
>personal space
pick one bitch

>>94017793
>poorfags

>>94017793
I assume this is one of those "vent comics" where people share their crazy bullshit in hope other crazy people find the comic and relate

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>>94017858
if only facebook likes and retweets translated into actual leafy-greeny-spendy-money

>>94017793
This bitch needs to go to Japan for a week

I've had chubby little Asian men fall asleep on my shoulder. Public transit is a hell hole.

Especially if you live in a shithouse city like Milwaukee where the bus-drivers are encased inside little bullet-proof aquariums, and homeless people publicly drink and pick fights with anyone who steps into a 1-foot-radius of them.

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>>94017793

has she not realised she's on public transport?

>>94017926
No need to.

Mexico City in the morning will suffice. Also, chances are she's also getting beheaded so everybody wins.

>>94017926
>implying money to travel
>implying capable of a career in japan

>>94017793
not even /co/ is this autistic

>>94017409
>>94017793
>first world bus problems
Meanwhile in India...

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>>94018003

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>>94017552
GOD DAMN I AM SO SICK OF GARGLING THESE COCKS ON THE RIDE TO TEL AVIV WHAT AN INCONVENIENCE

>>94017793
>>94017409

Buy a car, bitch. I dunno what to tell you.

So what are the countries where this woman would be alright? Taiwan's public transportation wasn't too bad last time I was there

>>94018034
She's making webcomics for a living of course she can't.

>>94017409
the joke is this person cannot draw faces.

>>94018033
IT ISN'T MY FAULT!! I cannot afford a car

>>94018076
It's always amazing how alien Everett True's complaints seem

Why aren't we all making a fortune on patreon making the same, "Oooh I just can't ADULT today!" Comics over and over?

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>>94017793
>probably a crowded metro
>"UUHHH personell spess pls"

>>94018150
Then again, it's also pretty alien to see a younger woman ask an old man to give up his seat.

>>94017535
This nigger makes the most obnoxious shit ever "lol lief depreshun rite xd" naw fuck off cunt no one cares. Worst part is it gave every whiny cunt a carte blanche to post their own shitty imitations with the same tired premise, fuck this faggot.

>>94018202
Yes, in what country an elder give a seat to a young lady and not the other way around? At best she could askthe man to hold her stuff.

oh here we go

4chan is gonna bully a webcomic artist AGAIN!
ugh
i guess thats the norm for female artist nowadays

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>Be on metrolink in Ireland
>Girl starts subtly grinding on my junk
>Pretend to ignore it
Trying my hardest not to pop a boner
>Finally getting off the train
>Turn around
>Make eye contact
>She smiles
>Braces
G-guys.

I think I was molested by a preteen girl.

>>94017793
what the fuck is her problem?

>>94018244
Poor you.

>>94017793
if it's so bad, take time to see when public transit use is the lowest and rotate your life around that

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>>94017793
>Why don't people basically climb on top of each other in a crowded bus just so I can have a good arms length of space?
Do these people think the entire world revolves around them and that no one else is also uncomfortable being squished up that right against someone else?

>>94017450
>This only happens when people who are insecure about themselves/fearful towards others
Or you have genuinely severe ocd like myself. All touch feels violating, and it's makes me rather sad.

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>>94017409
Can ye imagine for a second laddies

>>94018026
At least it has a railing on top.

>>94018615
holy shit it improved tenfold

>>94018297
This. Having a lightweight coat or zip hoodie to use as a buffer helps sometimes (I'll wear one on the shoulders when it's warm, like a poncho).

>>94018615
Curly Brace?

>>94018674
that's not saying much.

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>>94017793
Can ye imagine making your own art bad on purpose?

>>94017409
Trying hard not to wet yourself when you have an armpit fetish and someone accidentally bumps into it.

>>94018615
Huh. That...actually works much better for the style.

>>94018716
Maybe the nose is there to signify that she's drunk. Maybe that's the real joke: she's an angry drunk on a train. Imagine every comic with the tumblr being about intoxicated people, and see if they make more sense.

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>>94017793

>purposefully move to the big city in order to feed your neurotic socialite disorder and be part of the "cool hip and trendy" crowd
>get mad

dumb cunt

>>94018244
I've met people as old as 24 with braces

>>94018716
That actually looks so much better.

>>94017409
One straight stick, then two.
Three more, then one on its side.
All I see is Loss.

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>>94017409
OH, WOE IS ME, THERE'S ENOUGH O2 TO BREATHE ON THIS SUBWAY WAGON

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>>94017409
rape

>>94018916
I promise she was not 24.

>>94019031
Now it makes sense

>>94019031
good heavens! he bumped her nose off!

>>94019031
o-oh my...

>>94019031

it was too close to her armpitpussy

>>94017497
>his ass against my stomach
lol manlet

>>94017497
>on the bus into tel Aviv
>into tel aviv
>tel aviv
JEWS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>94018892
This explains LAfags so much.

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>>94019574
>ntr

>>94019032
kek

>>94018078
Get a real job you dumb bitch

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>>94020349

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>>94017409
Found it.

>>94017409
okay guys, don't over-react, I thin it's just someone getting hit on the Funny-bone, you know?

>>94017643
>implying armpit porn is ever dicks in pits and not just some stupid jabroni licking a girls pits trash barring like 2 scenes from 8 years ago

>>94017698
First thing I thought of.

>>94017409
They accidently turned her on by touching her armpit pussy

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>>94018716
The koala nose is a cancer upon art. Fuck Tumblr for pushing it.

>>94018202
It's alien to see two people talk to each other on public transport honestly

>>94021176
I've seen some dicks in pits hentai. It's out there.

>>94018484
u dont have that bad ocd if u make a typo u lyin bitch nigga

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>>94017409
I'm not good at jokes

>>94017497

Oy vey.

>>94021912
DELETE THIS

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>>94021912
>Heart pupils

Good stuff

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>>94018716

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>>94021533
>An elder never tould you the story of their life to you for no reason while in the bus

>>94021912
Now i like this comic

>>94017409
He broke her birth control implant, and now she's pregnant.

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>>94017535
worst part is that it actually used to be pretty good until around early 2014

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>>94018078

>>94021829
>2d

>>94017409
He nudged her to let her know she was chosen for molestation. Final panel he's groping her body.

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>>94023079
Holy shit, that's actually pretty good

>>94022769
Can't say I laughed, but at least it's an acceptable complaint. Personal space on crowded subway is a pretty unreasonable expectation.

>>94018076
>Someone asks nicely if you if you could do something.
>Complain about things you imagine they do.
I mean, at least make your voice of reason a little less of an asshole.

>>94018615
>no nose
anime was a mistake.

>>94018026
I didn't know they had double decker buses

>>94017698
What a shit waifu

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>>94020349

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>>94017409
Fixed

>>94023094
Exactly! She should become a bicycle so she can pay for a car!

>>94018345
Yes, I think

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>>94023105

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>>94021912

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>>94023539
Part 2 since there's a second one.

Probably should have read the thread before I made these two edits.

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>>94023539
>>94023960
I unironically like those comics more than the originals

>>94023942
Hot

>>94023495
you shut the fuck up

>>94023391
everett true isn't supposed to be a voice of reason, he's supposed to be an asshole who's always pissed off