Is Pearl a goodfather figure?
>>94007663
She's without a doubt the crazist of Stevens moms but she has gotten better and has less mood swings around Steven. I still think she should be watched when around Steven to make sure she won't do anything bad to him
>>94007663
>just imagine, your steven and you have this overly neurotic cunt as your mom. And one day, as your getting home from your fathers, she starts yammering about how worried she was while you were gone. So to shut her up, you grab her by the hair, unzip your pants, and whip out your dick. She protests that she doesnt like guys, but you demand she take it as you claim her as your personal pearl. You then ram her face into your crotch, all the while exposing her breasts and fondiling them outve her ripped frily uniform. Mindbroken, she then positions herself and spread her pussy, saying "kill me like he did rose". You then violently pound pearl all night, all the while refusing her the comfort of death by commanding her not to shapeshift a womb.
>>94007750
>incoming babies who have never seen a green text before
>>94007706
>describing Amethyst
>>94007854
When has Amy ever almost killed Steven? Even in Steven vs amythest they never get too rough. Steven and any are brother and sister and they love eatch other
>>94007663
She lies to Steven and clean his ass, this is 90% of being a parent
>>94007663
>"I blame the lesbianic feminist single whore of a mother, they represent the absolute pussyfication for the youth of America. They are turning our children in fruity... "
Welp, after all the images of Steven walking like a complete fag and even cross-dressing i think he was right and Pearl is really a bad influence in all ways.
>>94008260
>walking like a complete fag and even cross-dressing
Your making it sound like more butt buddies is a bad thing
>>94008260
Does Steven get all the boys?
>>94008354
>more butt buddies is ok
>>94007750
Swing and a miss. Be better next time, faggot.
>>94008476
I bet he do
>>94008476
Only as friends.
>>94008512
I miss this drunk hambone.
>>94008691
He is coming back in August tho...
>>94008476
>>94008677
>>94008684
>Old Man Steven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9ATQGy3ApA
No woman can be a father figure. Only men can set adequate examples for young men