ITT: Trigger /co/

>>94003053
this is why Spidey isn't in Infinite

>>94003053
just post a picture of flash

>>94003053
>>94003083
with the strongest DC character, that one

>>94003053
Seriously what was up with these fucking vampire people
I didn't bother reading the thing because everyone made it clear it was awful but why the fuck were they vampire

>>94003053
I don't get why would this trigger /co/ i mean spiderverse itself trigger /co/, but mostly because the coolest Spidey die or weren't featured in other books

Gwenpoole a cute, A CUTE

>>93981499

>>94003125
I remember some people on /co/ getting pissed off because the writer was having some kind of a temper tantrum and began killing off spideys.

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I can do you one better.

>>94003124
You know how the villain in "Final Crisis" was a vampire?

Slott saw that and was like "I can do it better. My multiversal event is gonna have LOTS of vampires!"

>>94003124
>Seriously what was up with these fucking vampire people

Literally the only thing that vampires have never ruined is Castlevania.

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>>94003053
EZPZ

>>94003163
That was just you.

>>94003053
>>94003177
FUCK SLOTT
>>94003053
there, are you happy?

>>94003300
who'd get triggered by that, it's accurate

>>94003300
Checked, Uncle Adolf!

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>>94003053

>>94003300
Fucking Justins, they are he new chads

>>94003271
Between choosing to kill the Joker or Jason, Batman actually go for Jason's throat.

>>94003171
Dan Slott does that a lot. He is a textbook manchild.

>>94003177
Son of a bitch.

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>>94003447
Not even I can jack it to this.

>>94003190
Slott is part of the Gentry.

>>94003583
I really want to fuck those two. Both of their asses.

>>94003177
I like fun references, this is not one of them. This is mean spirited

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>>94003583
you just haven't been thirsty enough

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I'll stop posting it once we all build up an immunity.

>>94003177
newfag here, what's the context for this?

>>94003727
Slott's edgy vampire OC comes in, kills Spiderman, Iceman, and Firestar from that 70's Spiderman show with ease off screen, leaves their dog to watch, and teleports away.

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THERE'S NO BRAKES ON THE SLOTT TRAIN

>>94003726
I fucking love this cringe shit. This and oh-joy-sex-toy are the best sjw cancer-world cringe

>>94003726
As a nurse, I want to fucking strangle the author.

>>94003794
Wow, that's something awful.

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How is this supposed to work?
Does Spider-Man just disappear from every Capcom crossover game worldwide?
Do all Spider-Man related files just disappear? Shouldn't the game crash if that's the case?
Where are the assist characters to stomp Morlun's shit? "Perfect" implies that he didn't get damaged by all the attacks, so assist would be my first reaction.
How would Capcom handwave all of this and would it even count as being eaten by Morlun since they could potentially "resurrect" this version of Spider-Man?
Why do I bother asking? The replies I'll get will one hundred percent be "it's a gag comic for a shitty event written by a hack manchild, you autistic fuck"
>>94003794
Technically, Morlun is JMS' OC. The difference is, even though Morlun was never a good character, under JMS he wasn't that much of a shit.

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>>94003053
THIS!
FUCKING THIS!
I've been trying to remember what fucking moron didn't get the THWIP right. thank you for this nightmare OP.

>>94004044
I'd love to see Morlun try to walk away only for his ass to get plowed 360 degrees by the Magneto-Sentinel-Storm teamup.

>>94003053
Someone post the Hostess Spider-man one. Both of them.

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>>94003053

>>94003177

I had never wanted to physically hurt an author until this bullshit. absolutely nonsense.

>>94003300
Not triggering in the least

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>>94003271
Fucking WHAT!? He actually hit him with it in the comic? Well shit I guess the movie "fixed" this scene because this is not defendable at all!

>>94004274

The writer wrote Jason as a villain because he didn't realize he was more of an anti hero thematically. Mind you that Jason was more bloodthirsty and violent, but he still came off as a Punisher tier criminal.

>>94003726
So what happends when he gets Alport syndrom or Prostate cancer?

>>94003271
Why doesn't Batman just rape the Joker already.

>>94003271

Lol, what a cunt.

>>94003053
I hated Spider-Verse. Badly written and badly handled.

Everytime someone reminds me of it I die a little inside.

>>94004312
Yeah but that was a kill move. Batman shouldn't kill. If he can't kill Joker, he can't kill anyone.

>>94004389
But what if you kill three killers?

>>94004425
Three jokers?

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The image to make part of /co/ rage...
1/2

>>94004389

>If you kill your enemies, they win
>Tfw too smart

>>94004433

3 buttholes?

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>>94004437
and the page that follows to make it a little better.
2/2

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>>94003726
Posting the fixed version.

>>94004437
>>94004456
All this does is remind me that Allen got such a raw fucking deal. Not that the appearances afterward were great. Christ, the Spectre character needs to be put in a vault or something.

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how has no one posted this masterpiece yet?

>>94004394

I am pretty sure the intention was to bleed him out make him groggy and patch him up after, but then he revealed the bomb. Honestly the movie did it 100 times better, especially because bat goes to save Jason from the blast.

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Watch this, you are like little baby.

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>>94004583
Friendly reminder that the last time Arcade appeared in a comic he was beaten by Gwenpool.

>>94004314
>LISTEN YOU PISSBABY SHITLORD! WOMEN CAN HAVE PROSTATE CANSOR! YOU SEXIST PIECE OF SHIT, DDRRRUMMBBLEEEGBUUUMMFFF SUPPORTER! YOU NED TO DIE CIS SCUM!!!

probably something like that?

>>94004338
Damn it Gordon!

>>94004677
He actually got his shit pushed in by Elektra in her (stealth)miniseries, and she even referenced him getting beaten by Gwenpool

>>94003177
Context? What is this?

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>>94004784
Nice.

>>94003271
Batman is literally the villain in stories like this. Like that time he beat up the Punisher for trying to kill Joker and helped Joker escape.

>>94004803
You could try reading the thread.

>>94004193
Gave me a chuckle for some reason

The Saint of Killers could defeat The Flash, even accounting for Speed Force bullshit.

>>94004092
>Dante/Vergil/Trish beating Inheritors never
I would actually be happy if that would be Dante's ending in Infinite. Not like that would happen, but a man can dream.

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>>94003177
>Ruined Black Cat
>Ruined Mary Jane
>Kills the Amazing Friends
>Completely ruins Mayday's life when what she deserved was to have her own little abandoned universe preserved in time where she could be happy.
>Everything else about Spiderverse, although none of it was as enraging as the last two points.
>Took what could have been a really fun and outrageous "What if?" mini-series, and decided to use that same plotline to piss all over Spider-Man for what felt like two solid years of Spock bullshit.
>Turned Peter Parker into Tony Stark Lite. Something that nobody asked for.
>Supported OMD
>The most obnoxious faggot on twitter.
>Professionally shitposts on forums so he can make fun of fans and publically drink their tears while also getting offended and being a bitch when others have the audacity to criticize anything he does.
>Has the most punchable fucking face out of any Marvel writer, which on it's own wouldn't be a problem, but only enhances my hatred

I hate him. I hate him so goddamn much. I didn't think it was possible for me to hate someone I had never met until this fucking faggot started ruining the ONE super hero that should have never been ruined.
This fat fuck can't eat himself into an early death fast enough.
And it honestly bothers me deep down that he is such an obnoxious piece of human dog shit, that I would sincerely wish death upon another person over something as petty as a fictional character. I'd spit in his face if I ever saw him walking down the street, but that would imply that human jelly roll was capable of exercising.

>>94005166
Nothing infuriates me more about this than the fact that despite being one of the worst BND writers Slott was given the main book. Just imagine if Joe Kelly, Zeb Wells or Roger motherfucking Stern were given the reins.

>>94005311
>new ways to die
>600
I thought he was the best bnd writer easily, it's just that his skills horribly degraded right after he got the book to himself

I also thought his pymvengers was 11/10 best avengers I've ever read, but I'd only read Bendis at that point so maybe it's not as good as I Remember

>>94005373
Both are boring as fuck. Never understood the praise for either of those.

>>94004044
Ask yourself why Spider-Man hasn't been revealed for the latest game yet and you'll find your answer.

>>94005166
His behaviour is what makes me hate him. It would be one thing if he was a bad writer who was passionate about the characters he used and honestly wanted to please people, but he's just a brat who clearly doesn't care about any character except Otto and shamelessly antagonises the people he expects to pay for the "privilege" of reading his crap.

>>94004044

Morlun at least made some semblance of sense when he was first introduced. Dude eats animal totems.
Peter was becoming a spider totem.
Ergo Morlun wanted to eat him.

Once OMD happened he was not longer a Spider totem and apparently never was, so Morlun had no reason to fucking go after him.

Until Slott decided "No no! EVERY character with Spider themed powers is a spider totem by default!"
Which made no goddamn sense.

>>94003830
>Captain Universe provides the other Spiders with a safe haven since his powers only work in his native reality
>Solus just strolls in and kills him with no trouble

This whole event was just an excuse for Slott to wank off Otto and Cindy, then he dumped the latter onto Thompson, who somehow managed to make her a decent character.

>>94004044
I thought it was one of Morlun's brother that killed them, not Morlun himself. Wouldn't that be Slott's OC?

>>94003177
context please

>>94006158
Slott being a petty manchild and trying to destroy things people liked.
I like how he tried to kill Spider-Man Unlimited but since he doesn't do the research at all, the corpse wore clothes instead of a nanomachines suit.

>>94003053
>Perfect
>would have at least taken chip damage from a blocked hyper combo
Bullshit

>>94003076
But he is. The leaked roster has been 100% true so far

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>>94006187
>Let's kill off the happy universe ending version of Pete made by the man who got me my job
>Let's throw a tantrum and double down when he dares to suggest it might only be a similar version from a slightly divergent timeline

I hate Marvel

>>94004193
>>94004864
I assume they were dealt with by Gogo or something

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>>94006228

>>94006210
>whackiest Batman supported whackiest president
Literally nothing wrong here.

>>94006308
>whackiest batman
he was closest to the original before the "lets turn the guy who names everything bat-x into an edgy brooding maniac" phase

>>94005166
Spock was great though. Unironically great.

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>>94006345
Are you fucking high? Superior was trash. Unadulterated trash.

>>94006308

I think a lot of us that were kids in the 90's had the most varied exposure to Batman.

>The Adam West series was on near constant daily reruns.
>Batman the animated series was in full swing.
>The Burton films were at the point where they were on basic cable rather frequently.
>Comics Batman was a broody edgelord.
>Batman Forever and Batman and Robin also existed.

I know a lot of people like to have their heads up their asses with the "HAHA, US 90'S KIDS AMIRITE" nonsense, but when it comes to Batman we really did have it the best. We had so many variations of Batman as readily available as they could possibly be in an era where the internet wasn't really much of a thing yet, we were able to pick any flavor of Bruce we wanted as "My Batman", or enjoy them all to varying degrees.

>>94006345
Like I said, Spock could have been a pretty fun What If? mini series.
I could have even tolerated it for 6 or so issues in Amazing.
But it carried on too damn long and ruined way too much in Peter's life, and the story took several other characters down dark and shitty paths that they still haven't come back from.

>>94006345
Not this bullshit again.

>>94006345
I enjoyed parts of it. But the fact it had no lasting effect on ock pisses me off.

>>94004389
But that's wrong. Batman should just kill all his villains. Better him be hated than them run free.

>>94006563
I don't keep up on comics and just jump in randomly, what's the deal with ock now? From what I've seen from a recent story time he still has spider powers? Is it the suit?

>>94006608
He shouldn't kill guys like Penguin or Carmine Falcone. That's getting close to a an actual moral line.

Joker is fair game because Joker fucking asks for it and his entire theme is trying to be enough of an edgelord that Batman finally kills him.

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>>94005166

>>94006614
No. His bitch ass died, but uploaded his brain into his gauntlet, that uploaded itself onto the crappy robot he built, that uploaded itself back onto his gauntlet, that uploaded itself into a vat grown clone of himself, and finally uploaded his brain into a perfected parker clone.

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>>94003053

>>94004354
>>94005166
the tie-ins were probably the only good parts of the event

>>94003053
>Trigger /co/
SquirrelGirl.jpg

>>94006662
>and finally uploaded his brain into a perfected parker clone.

This actually gives me hope that they can unfuck Felicia at least a little bit down the line.

>"Look! THAT'S the Spider-Man that screwed you over! I didn't do anything! I never broke your trust once!"
>"HA, THE DIE IS CAST."

>>94003053
>>134279247
PC garbage

>>94003177
Poor Ms. Lion

>>94006767

>he doesn't know how to link to other boards

I want this summer to end already.

>>94004583
WORLD OF MURDER

>>94006187
>>94005166

the funny part is he apparently fucked up on what earth MvC spidey was actually from so he technically survived. he also tried to pass off unlimited spidey as 90s cartoon spidey even though they were from different earths and was called out by fans as a result. and those spiders that were killed actually show up alive in the big final fight. and let's not forget that the spiders that were killed in spiderverse were playable in the unlimited runner game which had a big spiderverse event where you could save them. also does spiderverse even have an impact anymore since secret wars supposedly fixed the multiverse now?

those factors are why the event never really affected me as much as it has other people here.

>>94004338
Ignoring what he's done in the past. Blindly, stupidly disregarding the entire graveyards he's filled, the thousands who have suffered, the friends he's crippled. You know, I thought... I thought I'd be the last person you'd ever let him hurt. If it had been you that he beat to a bloody pulp, if he had taken you from this world, I would've done nothing but search the planet for this pathetic pile of evil, death-worshiping garbage and then rape him in the ass!

>>94006862
I actually chuckled, might be the lack of sleep though.

How can any one like Marvel beyond the movies these days

>>94004389
What an idiot.

>>94006614
Long story short hes still an evil dick except in sexy young parker clone body now.

>>94003053
I miss when these were just called rage threads.

>>94006919

I kinda like Marvel Heroes as the mindless Diablo clone it is.
Most of the women are allowed to have their classic, sexy costumes as default costumes.

Still sucks what they did the the F4 and Surfer though. Least I had Surfer, Johnny, and Ben.
Kind of mad that I can never get Sue and Reed now. Maybe someday.

>>94005166
I liked Spidey/Torch

>>94006973

Oh please.
You don't even remember the Fantastic 4.

>>94004092
>walks right into Wolverine's crouching jab infinite
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY CAN'T I MOVE

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>>94003177
Nigga please, this is how you trigger /co/:

Ahem, ASHI IS BEST WAIFU AND EPISODE 8 WAS THE REAL FINALE

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>>94007025

I am so burned out on Samurai Jack discussion that I can't feel anything about it anymore.

>>94007042
That numbness was Genndy's fault anon. Aku wasn't the villain, Genndy was.

>>94006835
Usually I feel nothing but contempt for mobile games, but I perceive the runner as real canon version of Spiderverse just to spite Slott.

>>94003300
give me the one with the girl lusting after her brother

>>94006983
Who?

>>94007072

Exactly.
As forgettable as the X-men and and Spider-Man's marriage. Nobody remembers those things anymore and nobody ever well.

>>94005166
So One More Day didn't ruin Spidey for ya?

>>94007083
Unless you remember what Joe Quesada did to marvel during his tenure. And lest we forget Ultimates 3 and Ultimatum.

>>94004437
Fucking LOL

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Marvel cucks
>hates their company's old characters
>panders to people who don't read comics
>arrogantly tells fans what to think
>thinks pissing off fans is a smart marketing technique
>fat and shitposts on twitter
DChads
>loves their characters and their past, especially the silly stuff
>tries making their comics readable for all audiences while still trying to tread the line of not alienating their hardcore fans
>always tries to create books the fans want to read
>fit and loves cereal

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>>94003253
I know there are many, complex levels of awful here but what caught my attention the most is
>The Heart

>>94007117
>>fit and loves cereal

Why the fuck did this make me laugh?

>>94003053
Have a comic mention Russia in an antagonistic despite this more or less being their relationship with the US and western civilization as a whole for nearly a god damned century now.

jk it was just a few /pol/ kiddies on their summer break that got triggered.

>>94004465
underrated

>>94003300
Not exactly wrong but still obnoxious as shit.

>>94003204
World of Darkness has some pretty good vampires

>>94003726
At first I thought this was satire of the original until I saw the sign and date...

>>94003637
Didn't one of them finger a baby?

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>>94003726
Never wondered why someone would wanna push the notion that you should choose your "gender" at an early age.
Hell, people even at 20 to 27 years old don't know what the fuck they're doing or what they even want, how do you expect a child of all things to know who they are?

>>94007083
I'm glad Marvel realized this and took the X-men out of Marvel vs Capcom Infinity! We need more known and loved characters like Captain Marvel!

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>>94003053
Why isn't anyone mentioning the crappy pixel-y artifacts? Absolutely jarring

>>94003253
if you wanna trigger me you have
fuck marvel the house of dumpster fires

>>94007117
What the fuck happened to DC and how can we make it happen to Marvel too? My only huge problem with DC right now is the use of Dr. Manhattan.

>>94007305
well for the sake of a talking point, the more people taking a more flexible idea on gender identity, the greater demand there is for technology to better customize your body to your liking, and the sooner we reach the point where rather than taking a decade and a shitload of money to transition, it takes like a week and $2000, and is just as easily reversed if you conclude you've made a mistake

and the other potential applications of such technology are frankly mind boggling and probably includes not just the cure or all kinds of cancers but also 'cures' for many kinds of birth defects and hereditary illnesses, staving off old age for like fifty years, who knows what else

Spiderverse was just a terrible little event that left a bad taste in your mouth Mayday doesn't deserve what happened to her only showing up so life gets fucked and stuck to making sandwiches for electros in the background

>>94007398
>to better customize your body to your liking
Fuck genders. All I want is royal purple skin.

>>94007380
That anon was right in saying DC wants to draw in new audiences without alienating their fans. They consistently put out new, intriguing books that hearken back to the past, yet build on a new canon. Yes, they do stupid stuff sometimes (like three Jokers), but they take it in stride and therefore most fans are forgiving. Marvel, at least it seems to me, could care less about hardcore fans than they do about getting movie fans to buy related comics. Most of their pushes are ham-fisted - like Civil War 2 and the X-men vs Inhumans - and their genuinely good comics get cancelled because they aren't actively advertising them and only a small few pick them up.

>>94003271
This might be one of the rare times the low-budget art in the movie was better.

This looks ridiculous. How can you take it seriously?
>joker's trollface
>reused panel 3 times
>jason's expression
>scenery is well lit instead of dark and moody

wow

>>94007465
did batman really kill jason?

>>94003726
but everyone looks like a tranny in this

also, WHERE'S THE PORN?!

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>>94004425

>>94007483
no the art's just ridicuously exaggerated

>>94007537
ok haha looked like batman murdered the one person that looked up to him to save a nutcase that killed a lot of people

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I seem to recall Morlun's first appearance being pretty hardcore

and when the old guy with spider powers came to help peter, that was pretty badass

>>94007589
huh. I thought Ezekial was dead by that point

>>94005311
>Joe Kelly, Zeb Wells or Roger motherfucking Stern
You've got damn good taste, my dude

>>94003053
Morlun and his vampire family get my award for Shittiest Spider-Man Villain(s). His entire existence is stupid. Spider Totem has always been stupid. His whole schtick has always been stupid. Spiderverse simply made it more retarded.

>The main villain of Spiderverse wasn't Supaidaman's foe Professor Monster

>>94006308
>best Batman supported best president
Literally nothing wrong here.

>>94007464
but Marvel has the worst strategy to lure in their movie fan: Female Thor with loser Odinson who's always mopey instead of Jovial, Hulk is either dead or a zombie and the actual Hulk is a faux-hawk douche, Captain America is Hydra (it's fine as an event gimmick), Tony is comadead and an AI and Iron Man is a teenage girl who gets awards for not crashing in the suit most of the time.
Except for Guardians who seem always on point to suck the movie fans, there's almost nothing for them to latch onto on the Avengers side

>>94003310
Check the replies. People were triggered

>>94003177
>Slott is so stupid that he seriously tried to argue that this was a loving homage

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>>94003253
>that last panel

>>94003271
The Under The Red Hood was such a bizarre thing. Not only was it a thousand times better than the comic, but it was actually a really good movie, whereas the comic was unfathomably awful.

>>94004193
Has this artist made porn? Their style is perfect for it.

>>94007894
Is he worse than Doctor Traveller though?

>>94006228
>One of the best legacy characters
>Easily the best female Spider ever
>Dan "Can't See My Own Dick" Slott ruins the entire point of Mayday and kills her parents in a useless, easily forgotten event

>>94003726
>I'm a girl now, therefore I am a girl even with a dick

>>94006345
/co/ defending Superior will always be a testament to /co/'a awful taste.
Hell, the entire thing hinges on Otto being a lame villain, which immediately triggers me.

>>94003053
this joke would probably be funnier if it wasn't exactly how all the real fights in that comic played out

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>>94005166
The absolute worst part is because of him, we will not get anything good from Spider-Man for another decade. Even as bad as the Clone Saga and Quesada's obsessive tirade were, there was at least Marvel Adventures and some stories here and there. Slott has effectively monopolized Spider-Man and fucked it up so unrepairably that nothing of value will come from Spidey for years and years.

Then he'll tell everyone that with pride, and say that fucking up Spider-Man somehow means he's a fan of the franchise.

>>94003053
>TFW Marvel vs. Capcom is apart of the canon Marvel Multiverse

>>94007492
>that filename

>>94005166
>Kills the Amazing Friends
That's a moot point considering Marvel was already killing them off by destroying the multiverse.

>>94004583
who's died?

>>94006705
She's cute

>>94004583
Came here to post this

>>94003300

Why are you triggered by this?

>>94004677
>>94004784

Arcade gets his shit pushed in quite alot actually, its only when someone wants to go full Saw that he is anysort of threat.

>>94003204
isn't Dracula's Satan in this?

>>94008362
Given what happens next I guess Kate is going to go full gay then

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>>94009028

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New and fresh

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>>94009035

>>94007089

One more day was complete shit, but the aftermath could have been salvaged by a competent writer.
Instead we got ten years of Peter and his supporting cast being shit on.

>>94009048
How tiny does your penis have to be for you to be offended by this. Does science even have measurements that go that small.

wtf I hate dan slott now

>>94008032
>The creator of this comic is a racist homophobe who denied George Takei agency by pretending he didn't exist.

>>94004193
What's wrong with this? She was very polite and then felt bad about being sexually harassed by two men.

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>>94003271
>I can't kill the Joker because I would be just like him so I'll kill Jason!
Seriously, FUCK this "Thou Shall Not Kill" rule up the ass! I would PAY for a comic where someone else manages to kill the Joker and actually DOESN'T ho batshit crazy like the Batman thinks will happen if you kill him!

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>>94003271
>>94004389
Batman is one of the most stupidest superhero in any comic book ever. If the Justice League found a way to get rid of Darksied for good he'd protest and possibly kill the entire Justice League to save him.

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>>94009267
>most stupidest
And yet you criticize the Batman. Sad!

>>94009123
This.

>>94003053
nice try. morlun isn't in MvC

>>94009267
good thing he's not a superhero then

>>94006188

He had X-Factor

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really guys? nobody has done it yet?

>>94007398
>the greater demand there is for technology to better customize your body to your liking
it's called a gym faggot. try hitting one every once in a while

>>94007025
I can do you one better
I EAT WELL DONE STEAK....WITH KETCHUP.

>>94009392
I don't get it

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Anyone else getting tired of fucking Batman EVERYWHERE?

>>94007199
>world of darkness
My friend of African ancestry.

>>94008769
Red Skull

>>94009239
>I would pay for a comic if it pandered exactly to my taste
/co/ in a nutshell

>>94009427
Don't worry, she did

>>94009123
Spotted the cuck "nice guy"

>>94004389
Fun fact: Batman never actually said this.

>>94009555
but he did say.....I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!

>>94003053

Good for Spidey; Now he doesn't need to stare in Marvel Cinematic Universe Vs. Shitcome Finite.

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>>94003177
Universe Reset after the end of Secret Wars. They're alive and well and safely away from Slott's grasp.
>I remember my mom picking up these VHS tapes with this show on them and I thought it was the coolest.
>My grandmother taped the entirety of Spider-Man the Animated Series for me as a kid. Not all of the episodes were in order and if there was anything wrong with the channel it was in the movie.
>My dad would copy VHS tapes from blockbuster.
>I had a cool family.

>>94009123
6 hard. so any average male with a working brain and general sensibilities who's tired of SJW appropriation. how shillcucked do you have to be to think this is okay?

>>94009123
Ask your wife

>>94009605
But that's actually funny.

>>94004602
The page that forever tainted Gwen as a character. Unless directly stated that it was retconned, Gwen is a fucking whore and deserved her second death in The Clone Conspiracy. Bitch was going to pawn her bastard children off on Peter and hope he was okay with it. Cunt can die in a dumpster fire.

>>94003204
Jubilee makes a pretty cute neckbiter.

>>94005166
Was Silk his creation?

I vaguely remember everyone complaining about how Silk was always the one to fix everything in that event

>>94003423
Oh god, this is some old board stuff
Any time the Egyptian god is brought up in conversation (which happens oddly often, folks fucking love Egyptian gods) I immediately think of this and check out.
Ugh

>>94009013

No, Castlevania Dracula is sort of... I'm not sure how to explain it. He's getting fucked over by some dark eldritch god of chaos that lives in the heart of the castle.

>>94009857
And then in the Lord of Shadow game series Satan is like his white collar boss or something

>>94003300
call me retarded but i have no idea whats going on here

>>94009805

No, fuck you. Making Jubes a filthy bloodsucking parasite ruined her forever.

>>94004389
This is bad math because once you kill a killer, every other killer you kill is a net loss

>>94003177
It reminds me of when McKeever had Wonder Dog kill Marvin and maul Wendy. No matter how people may trash an old show or joke about it, they will always have soft spots for that innocent shit that was their gateway into this.

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>>94009889
>Making Jubes a filthy bloodsucking parasite ruined her forever.
When did this happen?
I'm a DC fag so I don't keep up with Marvel. I saved a pic from a while ago that I thought was fan art.

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>>94003053

>>94009952
Long time ago. LONG time.

>>94008641
I remember being here when Ultimatum was first being posted. The outrage was insane and for good reason

>>94009952
House of M depowered her. Then got bit by a vampire and was given Wolverine blood.

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>>94009528

>>94010066
>Then got bit by a vampire and was given Wolverine blood.
So...she can heal super fast and needs to suck blood? How do her new abilities work?

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>>94003889
But that just means you should know that treatment of anything for both men and women is the exact same so biology doesn't matter. Not ever. Nope.

>>94003177
This is what you get for being higher in the IGN Top 100 Cartoons List than the 90s TAS series.
Okay not really, this is kinda too edgy, but still, who in their right mind would consider Amazing Friends better than TAS

>>94010023
And she still a vampire?

>>94009392
Someone please explain this
I legitimately don't know

>>94004018
STAHP

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>>94009952
>mfw actual comic work is being recognized as fan art

>>94010198
Father protecting his daughter from successful suicide bombers.

>>94009605
But that's true.

>>94008032
It's almost like the author didn't consider that it was progressive for the 60s.

>>94010260
is >>94009952
official? I know about vamp jubilee but is that image actually legit from a comic? I always assumed it wasnt because of the perky nipples.

>>94010045
>I remember being here when Ultimatum was first being posted
I honestly wish I could've have seen it I can only imagine all the butthurt

>>94003726
I would love to see a nurse actually deal with that. That author would be looked at like a nutjob.

>>94009605
His own fault for having a weird shaped head and a sissy jaw.

>>94009028
I'll admit it would've been cool to see the Winter Soldier through Black Widow's eyes as flashbacks

>>94009267
He killed Darkseid that one time.

>>94010377
oh not sure. just found it amusing. maybe another anon can help

>>94007071
Lewd
>POST IT

>>94009083

These are usually the topics I talk to kids about actually. But then again I'm not a fucking autistic sperg either

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>>94006777
:'-(

I never thought the real monsters would be Marvel's editors and writers

>>94006862
I love that movie unconditionally

Bruce Greenwood = Best Dad Batman

>>94007323
She's a credit to her species

>>94010139

Yeah, she's in one of the new X-Men books. Blue or Gold, I can't remember which because fuck Marvel.

I do remember a page someone posted where she's making fruit smoothies with blood, though.

>>94007062
>The true villian of any series is it's director

There's a /co/ banner in there somewhere

>>94003447
What is this?

>>94009028
>>Black Panther's woman bodyguard

rude

>>94010676
>movie
It's a comic. Casuals need to be purged.

>>94009427
>>94010198

You guys have seen Clarissa on here before, no way you haven't

>>94003863
I love how Oh-Joy-sex-toy degenerated from relatively tame sex toy reviews to full-on degenerate madness. The fucking HPV comic, I can't even.

>>94010876
No, I have no idea

>>94009563
First response is violent assault. Nice...

>>94010650
Isn't Ms. Lion a male dog?

>>94009605
>female logic

>>94010824
NO

>>94008407
>/co/ defending Superior will always be a testament to /co/'a awful taste.
/co/ not appreciating Superior will always be a testament to /co/'s awful taste and the fact that they don't understand a fun premise execcuted well except for the ending because they're too overly attached to a character that was going to come back really soon anyway.

>>94010871
Yeah, I'm clearly a problem.

>>94006442
>But it carried on too damn long and ruined way too much in Peter's life
I'm sorry it ruined the perfect life of your self-insert by creating interesting conflict,
This is why I hate comicbook fans.
>>94006563
But it had on Peter's life.

>>94011044
>>94011069
You can stop trying too hard, faggot. No one with taste like your garbage book.

>>94003423
I had completely forgot about this

>>94010990
Yes. I always forget that bit of trivia. I guess it's like Poison being a dude in Final Fight. It's just easier to forget it.

>>94004583
>Mettle dies basically an hour after finally banging Hazmat

>>94006743
No, Peter already explained to Felicia that it wasn't him and she believed him, yet still became a villain

>>94009028
why would anyone ever want black widow to have her own movie

most female fans don't even like her

>>94010948
well, don't google it if you want to have a good day.

>>94009392
reminds of powerpuff grillz

>>94011352
Boondocks right?

>>94009563
>A girl wearing that particular cosplay wouldn't be more than happy to pose for that particular picture

females don't have sexual agency when SJW's want to have savior fantasies apparently.

>>94009392
>>94009427
>>94010198
>>94010876
>>94010948

No one can do it. Amazing.

>>94011472
It's a comic about a child who's father molests her. It's pretty sad.

>>94009395
>it's called a gym faggot. try hitting one every once in a while
But that's too much work and effort, as well as dedication.

>>94010948
>>94010198
>>94009427
>>94009427
rape

>>94009644
The bottom red pretty much sums up how Marvel is these days.

>>94009644
>Get first real job at engineering firm
>Be climbing up to top plateau in that pic after school, feeling mature
>Work in office for 6 months
>get trampled like a human rug
>Always the scapegoat
>Facts never matter
>My contributions never matter
>Despite the fact that my input wasn't factored into design changes, still somehow get blamed when the design changes lead to a fuckup
>despite this, tell myself it's just because I'm the FNG
>Still try to collaborate instead of compete

6 months later

>Get fucked out of raise despite good KPI's

1 Week later

>Decide to experiment
>Go full asshole
>Take responsibility for literally nothing, always find a way to scapegoat
>Compete like a motherfucker
>Listen to nobody, always have last word, especially over interns and those below me
>Actively ignore others input unless there's a political reason not to
>actively and maliciously steal ideas

6 months later

>Promotion with new pay scale, 20% effective raise
>Get corner office

that was 4 years ago. it's only gotten better since.

It's like the people who draw those pictures don't have jobs.

>>94007155
Because that means Johns is a cannibal.

>>94011703
>we spidernig now

>>94011703
Miles is fine.

I mean I prefer Peter, but honestly it's like preferring Alan Scott over Hal Jordan. Both work well as that hero.

>>94011848
I love Miles anon I just know some of the people here don't

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>>94003177
This makes me beyond mad.
>>94004602
>Stan Lee's spider-man is one of the first comics I ever read
>Spider-Man, Gwen, MJ, Harry and Flash are my favorite Marvel characters
Every time I see this page I die inside.

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>>94009392
she is cute tho

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obligatory

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>>94003253
>[sigh]

>>94003053
Good. Fuck Spider-man. He was an annoying nerd that pretends he's funny. A clown that no one laughs at other than his pathetic attempt of being a hero.

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>>94012021
>dissing the spider-banter
>not appreciating how it makes the times he stops the jokes and just relentlessely goes after villains because they killed a kid or shot his aunt fucking horrifying for them

>>94012055
Wrong board.

>>94003300
This actually happens.

People are annoyed at a small vocal minority in LGBT rights who they believe are given privileges over them. The truth is that in most circumstances they don't and those privileges are to safeguard them from half the population that finds what they do disgusting.

>>94008032
>completely dismissing Uhura despite the fact that she was one of the first big black actors in America
This is more humorous than triggering

>>94012147
wtf

>>94003726
Is this some performance art captured in a comic book? Like the equivalent of a chorus of strangers equally dispersed within a crowd suddenly screaming until the crowd is reduced to just the strangers.

>>94009542
Reek for the need to be seen as right is a disgusting smell the overwhelms the senses.

>>94011848
>>94011863
I wish he wasn't so vanilla and his stories weren't ruined by stupid events every 5 issues or so

>>94003300
The most triggering thing about this comic is that the gay guys are called Adam & Steve.

>>94006644
>He shouldn't kill guys like Penguin or Carmine Falcone.
Nah, kill Penguin. He deserves it too.

>>94012185
Don't forget blowing off how controversial it was to have a russian as a good guy during the time Star Trek first came out

>>94012891
It's kind of funny that they made the villains so OTT evil eventually that there's no justifying letting them live

>>94003053
This could be storytimed for the weekend of pain.

>>94009608
Spiderman and His Amazing friends was my 1st TV exposure to Spiderman and i fucking loved it, i always would pretend to be Ice man or Spiderman all the time when i was little outside running around

ive never rewatched it, part of me wonders if it will hold up to the warm glow it occupys in my heart. the other half of me doesn't want to for the reason it might not.

i still find myself humming the theme tune every now and again funny how a kids tv theme can stick in your head for years.

>>94013169
>funny how a kids tv theme can stick in your head for years.

Current Marvel Animation doesn't understand that. They don't understand anything though so it evens out.

>>94009392
It's been posted so much that I don't care anymore.

>>94007380
DC realize that the Nu52 wasn't all that was shaped up to be, tried a few ideas which didn't work, decided to say fuck it and pull of Rebirth which is so far working like a charm.

>>94011613
That's not about how to be succesful but how to be a decent human being.

>>94011428
I hate to defend Son of Dob but for all cosplayers you should ask before taking a picture, if only so they can actually pose.

>>94013169
This post makes me smile. Thanks for posting that.

>>94004831
Fuck the punisher

>>94014148
Shut up, Bullseye

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>>94006308
He truly is the wackiest presidente. And that's not a bad thing

>>94012085
Spiderman is one scary motherfucker.
Care to post more where he snaps and absolutely fucks everyone?

>>94009299
It was late at night don't judge me
>>94009359
He's not a hero in any sense of the word

>>94004583
The exact reason why I stopped reading marvel
>Tfw you wanted to see hazmat and Mettle be a couple. Because you related to mettle on being ugly
>Tfw he dies in an autistic manner because Arcade needs to be boosted.
>Never stop REEEEEEEEEEING in your head because of it.

>>94009480
He's Jewish on his mother's side

>>94007162
That's... pretty butthurt of you, sempai. Do you actually go to random threads on the board just to share your triggerings? Too afraid to post in the actual thread the comic is storytimed in for fear of being called a shill? SAD.

>>94004193
That dress is like less than an inch away from her vagina. It's like Maher said before he became the biggest rhymes-with-duck on TV: "You may not be a prostitute, but you're wearing the uniform."

>>94004677
Didn't he also get kicked in the nuts by Hellcat's badly drawn lesbian "WOW GRRRLS ARE SO COOL AND BADASSS AREN'T THEY" friend who has no super powers at all?

>>94006228
Why in the fuck is he standing next to LAWLRANDOMBACONISFORSINNERS diversity girl in the box on the side of the panel?

>>94008032
This right here is probably the biggest problem with progressive millenials. They have absolutely no ability to look at topics with regard to the context for their time. They'll defend the rights of brown people to push gay people off buildings all day long because it's their culture, but that's literally the only culture they can see. They can't see what this show was doing for 60s culture or how maybe it's important to actually show old Looney Toons characters that aren't okay now because history should be remembered, good and bad. But, nope, refusing to decorate a cake is a sin tantamount to... shit, I can't even think of a crime here they couldn't defend if someone not white was doing it. Cutting off a clitoris? Stoning a woman? Throwing acid in a child's face?

>>94009563
every liberal /co/ poster summed up neatly in one shitty web comic

>>94015377
He was showing her how sticky his web fluid is

>>94009035
It's not a conversation when one side of an issue is portrayed as little diverse angels come down from on high to educate the poor ignorants and the other are mannequins with frowny faces drawn on and the words "I AM WACKY AND ANGRY GRRR" written in word balloons taped next to their mouths.

>>94009542
I'm sure Trump, like most of us, had blocked Dobson's fat, sad ass well in advance.