America #5 Storytime

My most anticipated Marvel book of the week!

>>93987126
>right when i have to go to work
Fuck mate. This is a study in bad comic making.

>>93987160
>Y'all

>>93987126
Gabby Rivera is as disgustingly sloppy as her writing.

>>93987302
This narration is fucking amazing.

It has one gear and one gear only, and it's tone deaf as all hell. It's trying to sound all empowered and "I can take anything you dish at me" but the only thing it comes off as is blasé and monotonous.

>>93987126
OH HAPPY DAYS THE BEST COMIC IS FINALLY HERE

buying these floppies for my man villalobos

>>93987156
Its that dumpster fire put out that has reignited.

>>93987424
>Ever gonna tell me how you always know where I am?

Stalking is cute when it's with lesbians I guess?

>>93987185
Would America be better if she was just south western?

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>Writer and artist failed to communicate

>>93987400
It's like reading the comic isn't torturous enough. We have to listen to the thoughts of this unlikable shitbag character who lives her life to an inner monologue that just rhythmically hypes herself up. She lives her life thinking about awesome she is.

>>93987302
There's trying too hard, but then there's a point where I have to wonder if either writer has ever had a strong friendship/loving relationship in real life or has any idea what it's like to be self-confident. The inside of a sassy birthday card is neither of those things.

>>93987156
me too!

>>93987495
Holy shit this art is horrendous. The perspective actually makes me sick. The artist depiction of that car is funny as fuck though. I also like they left out the liscence plate number. I guess there was a joke there but got photoshopped out

>>93987210
slaps the patriarchy! YAAAAAAASS

>>93987561
Why have fucking KABOOM written over the explosion cloud FORMING the word boom!? Did you think we could fucking miss it?

>>93987536
>They're all faceless mooks!
>Now we can murder them indiscriminately!
Bless the MCU formula.

>>93987369
>>93987389
Stupidly crazy was better than sloggingly dull text exposition.

>>93987126
how in the fuck does this shit have 5 issues?

>>93987262
Oh sweet she broke up with her girlfriend because of the pettiest reason and she's already moving forward.

>>93987536
This is a prime example of why Ike gutting editorial was such a damper on quality.

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>>93987182
This fucking art.
Ugh, WHY IS THIS NOT CANCELLED.

>>93987514
Her ethnicity isn't the problem. It's the queen of all chongas writing the damm thing.

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Last time some anons had strokes from the AMERICARTAS. To protect you:

CRINGE WARNING

>>93987594
The letterer most likely didn't notice, doesn't care, or has a condescending attitude towards the reader.
Possibly a combination of the above.

>>93987656
That 5th fucking panel made me spit out my soup. Bravo Marvel

>>93987327
Surprised it's not a roller derby.

>>93987327
was this girl ever mentioned before? or are we just retconing a brown love interest into her past because apparently you can only date a person if they're anywhere near your shade of brown int he light spectrum?

>>93987740
That cover homage is wasted on this book

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>>93987740
>that audience
Where have I seen them before?

>>93987656
That last panel is so incredibly inept. Does this motherfucker know anything about composition?

>>93987740
So Vegas right before it as turned to rubble?

I am just here for the comments.

I really enjoy to read this garbage with /co/.

>>93987656
Bioware levels of kissing

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>>93987126
I'm unfamiliar with Villalobos. Is he Frank Quietly's non-union Mexican equivalent?

>>93987740
Looks like little Cyke has his head on Loki's shoulder.

>issue 5 is today
God fucking damn. Well, it's time to read.

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>>93987262
That fucking pierced abomination

>>93987609
This shit belongs on paintings of the apocalypse from th 16th century.

>>93987609
>colorist couldn't be arsed to make a cover, left the pencils in.

>>93987580
>"I'm literally intriqued and in awe of both of them. If this what it's like to date other women, then I applaud all the women dating women right now because this is incredible."

We're supposed to believe someone actually spoke these words?

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>>93987740
Gayes shit since gay came to gay-town.

You know, after just reading this comic I can't tell you a single thing it's about. All these walls of text and they don't convey anything

>>93987262
Is this really how girls talk to each other?
Pretty annoying.

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>>93987740
>>93987767

>>93987210
>the patriarchy
I'm assuming this page is gonna get a lot of (you)'s

I'm completely lost


could someone please storytime the first four issues?

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>>93987389
HOLD THE FUCKING WHEEL WHEN YOU DRIVE BITCH

>>93987970

After >>93987262 I'm convinced that there is no god.

>>93987126
Okay, I tried, this book is just bad though. I will just read the Ultimates to get my Ms.America fix.

>>93987262
Jesus Christ
The horrible breakup was just so she could hook up with someone who isn't white.

Rivera is a fucking scumbag.

>>93987867
its ok to be homosexual anon. we accept you

>>93987829
Yes.

>>93987389
Nice song.

>>93987740
I'm so sorry, jamie

>>93987656
Good. Kill that bitch.

>>93988086
NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SAY THAT SHIT IN THESE THREADS!

>>93987185
>we Dukes of Hazzard now

>>93987740
>Chulk and Squirrel Girl contemplate their impending threesome with Kate as Viv tries to look casual as she flies away to find a better music scene

>>93987656
I will bet you a million dollars that the bad guy after Chavez will be an evil white business man.

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This comic is pain
Make it stop

>>93988086
You fucking monster.

>>93987466
The fuck did all those other motorcycle guys come from? In this page back here >>93987389 we don't see anything else for a long ways back.

>>93988419
Mordecai Midas is an old, C-list Iron Man villain.

>>93987740

Jean made Scott gay

>>93987581
>I guess there was a joke there but got photoshopped out
I think that's exactly what happened. It looks like there used to be something there that was erased.

>>93988557
Ok then, a fat old white dude.

>>93987740
I like how the audience isn't particularly wild, and they're not cheering. They're just smiling politely.

>>93988604
No, he is a rock monster like The Thing, but glowing.

>>93988604
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Malcolm_Merriwell_(Earth-616)
>Trying to stop his brother's activities, he became Midas, the Golden Man and tried to wipe out all African-Americans in Manhattan by drugging them and causing them to go berserk.

>>93987561
Why is the phrase "It's okay if the answer is ___" used so many times in these comics? that or "Fine, but what's wrong with that?"

>>93988633
glowing white
checkmate patriarchy!

>>93987536
>Destroys two helicopters
>Then realizes they're empty

>>93988619
Do any of them actually know Riri or Doreen? Sam, Miles, and Kamala have met Riri, but as far as I know SG has never interacted with any of them.

>>93987327
>Midas Fight Night
>Magdalena is on the sign

I mean, they attempted to be clever with the foreshadowing. It's not that good, but they tried. I can respect that.

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>>93987968
It's supposed to let all the lesbians out there pat themselves on the back for being lesbians, because being lesbian is so awesome.

>>93987656
Kek Hawkeye's shades jumping up is funny as fuck for some reason.

>>93988774
It mostly just makes Kate sound like a political lesbian. The second half of her ramble doesn't even make sense in context since she's a superhero.

It's terrible, but in an interesting way.

>>93988861
>The second half of her ramble doesn't even make sense
Most of the things that happen in this comic don't make sense.

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Is this actually part of the 616?

>>93989063
Yes.

>>93989076
This is Poe's Law: The Comic. I can't tell if it's an elaborate prank or just a big fuck you to all Marvel fans.

>>93987182
>All of the flopping

Like this series mirite

>>93987609
Wait... she didn't notice the black girl had the exact same uniform/motorcycle as the bad guys until she read about the symbol?
Why would she have the evil organization symbol on her bike anyway? Did she want to get caught?

I thought this was supposed to be "I was undercover inside these guys base but I was found out and now I'm being chased"...
Knowing how bad this comic is, I'm calling the black girl was a good guy all along, this is just a misunderstanding so we could have a cliffhanger. Next issue opens with her explaining herself, the syringe thing was actually a good thing.

>>93987580
I'm embarrassed to be Puerto Rican because of this book.

>>93987720
>every letter about representation
I'm almost convinced Marlel, keep it coming.

Please tell me this doesn't sell well

>>93987968
Shit like that is why homophobia exists.

>>93989109
To be honest, I'm sure Gabby is just pulling shit out of her ass so she can get a paycheck and buy some weed.

>>93989359
Whaddaya think?

>>93989410
I think it doesn't

>>93987232
She's fucking you, from the future.

How fucking hard is this you retard.

Looking at the art makes me sick

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>>93987720
>the image over the letters section is still the Superman trace over

>>93987720
I feel like those write ins are fake

At least Kate wasn't turned suddenly gay after having literally identified herself as heterosexual

>>93987720
Can WB sue for this?

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>>93987720
>As a trans lesbian, it's so amazing to see all the representation of people like me in comics!
>Also, immediate 10/10 for punching Hitler. Nazi-punching is my favourite hobby, and it's great to know it's America's too.
I was warned and I didn't listen.

>>93987740
>once again Reyes escapes the shitty teen legacy issue

My LCS stopped buying America, so THANK YOU anon for the story time.

>>93989582
Yet.

>>93987720
these have to be fake or a troll right? i refuse to believe people like this exist

>>93987536
I think she means androids.

>>93989387
No, but it sure helps keep it alive.

>>93987495
The car should slow or suffer something horrible because no one is driving and Kate has thrown herself from a moving vehicle, why did this not end in pain?

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>>93987580
>"I'm literally intriqued and in awe of both of them. If this what it's like to date other women, then I applaud all the women dating women right now because this is incredible."

tfw lesbian couples are a significant majority of abusers in domestic violence.

>>93990059
I can't tell whether you're new to the internet, comics or America. I mean, holy shit, this has been the standard for how many years now? Comics got hit the hardest too.

>>93987262
Is Kate supposed to be Asian here

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>>93987720
CHRISTOPHER REEVE IS TURNING OVER IN HIS GRAVE

I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE MAD

>>93989328
She had to say Midas 6 times so the reader could google it

>>93987182
Who wrote that? The dialogue is atrocious

>>93987580
Jesus Christ we get it Rivera, you think lesbians are awesome.

>>93987601
Yep. This comic used to be entertainingly bad, now it's bad and boring.

the art in this is a fucking parody

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>>93987495

>>93987656
That chopper must have been extra stealthy.

>>93987609
Someone needs to crop that face in the last panel.

>>93987302
>that smoke forming SKREEE
Villalobos deserves better than this comic.

>>93988682
Something like that happened in real life, except they drugged themselves

>>93989919
It's funny because these were the types of books the nazis burned

>make completely fucknuts books
>surprised when someone burns your works

>>93987126
She is so sexy with powers that have unlimited possibilities for good stories but in such a shit book. I do not understand this. Her book could kind of be like the old 'Exiles' book. This is just shit, like a bad CW show.

>>93988142
>>93987970
Adult Swim stopped rerunning ATHF, apparently they were serious about it being canceled. There truly is no god.

Words. Fucking Words. There are Word Balloons taking up almost a 2 and a half inches of space sometimes. Who is the goddamn editor on this?

>>93987137
Did we change artists?
It still ain't great.

>>93990993
Bendis and Kirkman school of writing. Art is secondary to your novel so write as much as you want.

>>93987262
Wait she broke up with her long standing girlfriend cause she got a hologram text from ... am I supposed to recognize that person or OC donutsteel?

The art before was bad, but this is superbad. WTF is Marvel thinking?

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>>93987182
I'd just like to point out that, "I cannot with the entire world right now" is not an acceptable sentence anywhere, and whoever wrote it deserves to have bamboo splinters knocked up under their nails.

>>93987327
>That's why we friend so well
I kept reading that cause it didn't sound right to me.

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>>93987720
>trans lesbian
>Nazi-punching is my favorite hobby
These cant be real people, right? I'm dying inside right, both from laughter and physical pain.

>>93987389
>That last panel
This is the face of a young girl in college.

>>93987484
Didn't you see the last panel? Women can do no wrong. They always are cool and fun.

>>93987450
I've never ridden a motorcycle but I'm 90% sure a blow out on that back won't send you 20ft into the air.

>>93987495
WHO DRIVING?
BEAR DRIVING?!

>>93987536
How can they hear each other from yards away and through these explosions?

Actually, NVM. That issue is the least of this page's list of problems.

So this fucking comic has an "archery consultant" that's billed before the artist when there's only one panel that kinda has someone using a bow in a way that could have easily been googled.

>>93987538
The weirdest part for me is the comic will take a page every now and then to have her doubt herself and thing "oh god I'm screwing this all up" but by the end of the page she gets back to being miss loved by all.

>>93987137
OH BOY THE ART GOT EVEN WORSE

>>93991569

I think that's a gag. Unless she is actually a archery expert, Kelly Thompson is the writer for Jem and the Holograms and the new Hawkeye with Kate.

>>93987561
>"That's a nice BOOM ya got there."
>"I'd be a shame if"

>"Somebody out a generic KABOOOM over it"

>>93991602
That's kinda not funny to push the colorist(s) off because a joke.

>>93987327
That is not a LA highway that isn't even an LA street
There's not that much grass anywhere in the city of LA

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>>93987580
>That SUBTLE dialogue in the final panel

>>93987210
Why does a Lesbian from the lesibian dimension care/know about the patriarchy?

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>>93990762
One poorly done crop.

>>93987720
>trans lesbian
WHAT IS THIS? Do you mean you're a man? A man that thinks he's a woman that likes women? This is too far this has to be a joke

>>93987580
>"I'm literally intriqued and in awe of both of them. If this what it's like to date other women, then I applaud all the women dating women right now because this is incredible."
That is Chris-Chan levels of writing.

>>93987262
>White people arent allowed to date minorities
>minorities have to date only minorities
Why are sjws so racist?

>>93987656
Wow all this to inject her with ... something.
Good thing that needles aren't easily breakable, or that giant flip out of a motocycle could have ruined this entire convoluted plan.

>>93991444
>HOW CAN THAT BE!

It's physically taxing to read those bubbles.

>>93991839
he doesn't have to think he's one just dress like one

>>93991581
you blind, nigga

>>93991839
It's not Japan that should have been nuked, it's the US

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What are the odds of me actually being printed?
Sending it either way, hopefully it's subtle enough, even with the mild comparison with her comic and The Room.

>>93988436
Don't forget to reread it THIS WEEKEND.

>>93987536
>cyborgs

Does Gabby not know the difference between cyborgs and androids?

>>93992292
Gabby confirmed for never watching the 5th episode of FLCL.
Another reason why she's so terrible.

>>93992141
The art is terrible. It might work on a book that isn't as character driven as this but the character acting is awful. Hell even the action is confusing and bad. The colors are even more shit than the last guy.

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>>93992248

>>93987210
>slay the patriarchy
MY QUEENS ARE YAAAAASING ON THEIR OWEN!

>>93987580
That last panel is the most hilarious thing I've read since issue 2

>>93987536
>kills guy
>realized they're ciborgs after the arrow pierced the chest
>blows helicopters
>realizes the helicopters are empty just after they're engulfed in flames
this is a step way further than the usual 'heroes don't give a damn about collateral damage', these are the most irresponsible heroes ever, no human being would ever act this way. Where are the editors? How did this make it to the printer?

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>>93987262
"Ame" doesn't mean "need." Ame means "love" or in this case, "my love."

Leave it to a gringo and a fake Puerto Rican to get Spanish wrong.

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>>93992248
The Room might be a dead giveaway. Also change online to digital and laugh to joy.

>>93987210
She has to be doing this on purpose now

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>>93987232
I leave it to one of you to either put in consider the following or a durrrrrr

>>93992248
The Room is too obvious.
Say Samurai Cop: it sounds WICKED BADASS BRO and she probably won't look it up.

>>93992527
>>93992453
Already sent it.
Maybe next time, if this comic isn't given the just cancel it deserves by then.

>>93992319
Aoi!
Aoi!
Owie!

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>>93992447
"Ame" in that context is actully in past tense, if that is what it was supposed to be. "Amor" is more along the lines of "Beloved"

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Someone thought this panel was good enough to be published.

>>93992447
I think it's must a shortened version of America like a nickname.
Either way it's stupid.

>>93987126
why do they eat pizza in the issue, and pizzadog is on the cover, but theres no pizzadog in the comic

>>93987262
https://youtu.be/62UzLgdb1GQ

Soapboxing aside, this comic is so hilariously bad. It reads like a mix of those inspirational quotes you see on Facebook and twitter posts. It's like the writer spends her every waking moment on the internet and truly believes this is how people act and speak. Everyone has the same voice and tone. It's wonderful, in a completely fucked up way.

>>93992589
>This panel
This entire comic, you mean.

It's amazing how each issue somehow manages to be worse than the last.

>>93988170
It's pretty racist. Especially so because Rivera is far more Iberian than island brown. Between the constant "I AM SO BROWN AND PROUD" shit and the assertion that she cannot actually speak Spanish by actual Spanish speaking anons I'm convinced she's got massive image issues related to her ethnic identity and skin color and is overcompensating hard, much like the second generation Asian-Americans who get really into MUH ASIAN IDENTITY, FUCK AMERICA AND FUCK WHTIE PEOPLE.

That art Dear Lord

There are webcomic artists who make their shit for free who can draw better than this.

Shit if you asked me to pick between this and Andrew Dobson art I'd have to think about it.

>>93987327
Why is the traffic left driving?

>>93987450
>>93987466
None of these physics make any sense.

>>93987495
>>93987536
How did Kate jump off a car then end up back on it?

>>93987740
Literally everybody wrong with marvel in one place

>>93992248
>everytime i see it online
sounds like you are pirating
change it to
>everytime I see a new issue is out
same with any other references online. Change it to "and my online and long-distant friends"
The Room gives your sarcasm away.

>>93987210
How does she even know about that?

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>>93987580
This fucking shit

>>93991343
No wonder trans lesbians think they're represented in this shitshow.

>>93988195

It's literally No Doubt.

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>>93992589
>Really, i don't even undestand how 2 women can make love
>I mean, unless they just kinda scissor or something

This panel just makes me want to watch South Park

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>>93990757
Underrated

>>93992248
Write something like "your art is both original and has resemblance to masterworks of geniuses like Wiseau and Boll, you're definitely on the right path. This is the highest compliment that I've been able to think of "

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>>93987327
>L.A. traffic
>Cars are all going in the same direction on either side of the divider

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>>93988086
Summoning Exodia, The Forbidden One is a better alternative

>>93987656
I'm still not sure why American couldn't starpucnhportal her way to her.

>>93989387
Pretty sure it doesn't make people irrationally afraid of homosexuals. Hating American faggotry because of shit like this isn't a phobia.

>>93992248
Drop The Room reference, it makes it too obvious

>>93989409
Bitch please, she blunt's and bongs are to phallic shaped. Whore trips LSD.

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>>93993725

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>>93987126
Wait didn't America have a blonde girl who she verbally and emotionally abuses for a girlfriend. So America was thinking with her clit and got clipped for cheating? Now that's something I can get behind.

>>93989919
That is disturbing...but Hitler only became a thing because of communists. Its like shit people only cause shittier people to fling shit back at them. An unending war of shit filled shit like Amurica.

>>93989952
What!!!! Aren't they worried about virtue signaling backlash?

>>93990946
Yeah, no. She looks like a fat mexican with a permanent case of bitch face. Add to that she's a cunt from a universe that is less plausible than PI.

>>93987137
wait how is it spring break already?
didn't she just started the university like 4 issues ago?
there was no winter scene

is it normal to start a college at january/february because in the first issue all the student groups were out on the campus, so i assume it must have been septemper right?

>>93993847
They broke up for some shitty reason one or two issues ago

>>93987580
holy smokes what is that last panel

>>93992589

I honestly don't understand. Why the Americana? She's Latin, shouldn't it be green not blue?

>>93993979
Because Puerto Rico.

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>>93993233
Oh my god. I didn't make the connection until you just said it. This is straight up incompetence.

>>93993941
She could have started in the second semester, but that would be giving Gabby too much credit.

It was Spring Break 3 months ago, typically when you need to get your scripts done (or outlined at the very least). Gabby literally writes based on what's going on currently in her life.

>>93993990
Don't fling that turd to us, she is NYorican.

>>93987580
I think this sums up the entire series
awful dialogue then a sudden hamfisted punch to the mouth by another character that needs to gush over how great America, brown people, lesbians and brown lesbians are

>>93994024
That's not the flag of New York she's sporting.

Sadly, the sheer incompetence of this comic is more entertaining than anything else Marvel has out right now.

She comes from Lesbian Alt-Earth, flags might be different there

It's already selling less than shit like X-O Manowar and Kamandi Challenge, so there's some justice left in the world.

Hopefully Marvel doesn't float it for too long and Ewing gets on damage control.

>>93993184
Physics was developed by men, therefore part of the patriarchy.

MI GENTE doesn't have time for that.

>>93994052
NYorican love saying the are from here. They mostly visit relatives, eat food, drink and with butchered spanish make us wish they were exiled back to NY.

I have NYorican relatives, they were born there but think they are puertorricans because their parent are.

>>93991309

Sounds like most of the people I see on Twitter, honestly.

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>>93987210
so beautiful, so feminime comic book is truly an artf form

>>93994147
Yeah I don't care. Anon asked why the color scheme, the color scheme is because Porto Rico.

>>93993109
One way freeway.

>>93991797
What the fuck is this face even trying to convey?

>>93994104
Yet they apparently still speak spanglish. Wiccan doesn't have much of an imagination.

>>93992823
Ethnic pride is the last resort for retarded.

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>>93987580
that last panel reads like some kind of filler dialogue. like the writer was supposed to rewrite that to just imply those sentiments instead of literally stating them outright but he got bored and left it in.

>>93993269
fuck off, Hulk and Ms Marvel are decent

>>93994274
Only if you're a shitskin.
Most European ethnicities actually have something to be proud of.

>>93987262
SHE BROKE UP WITH LISA FOR THAT FUCKING ABOMINATION???


btw how the hell do you use holoprojector on your phone, wouldn't it have been more sensible to show her(?) picture on the phone itself

>>93994233
>whensheseesyourdick.jpg

>>93994302
>let me be proud of the achievements of people that I didn't even meet just because they were my antecesors

any kind of "race price" is retarded no matter how you put it

>>93994335
>haha fuck my people #proudcuck
(you)

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>>93994214
is it?

>>93994302

Actual specific European ethnicities sure. But not the inbred pigfarmers too stupid to make it in Europe that most white Amerifats are descended from. Genetic garbage. Compared to them black Americans, Hispanic Americans, Arab Americans etc have huge amounts to be proud of.

>>93987740
if only someone nuked this show...

>>93990757
keked

>>93987302
"stop for gas, conversations with other dreamy babes"
thats sexist

>>93994369
>my life is so sad and pathetic I have to piggyback on the achievements of other persons to feel any kind of satisfaction

>>93994390
There's absolutely nothing wrong with being proud of your lineage.

There's only a problem being proud of relatives currently living in Europe, because just look at them.

At least people's ancestors fought back against invaders.

>>93987656
Around blacks, never relax

>>93994399

Only a filthy commie would possibly interpret it that way.

When you look back at all the sacrifices that your people made, and all the achievements they've made, it's a standard to live up to, alongside a source of pride. "Doing nothing and taking credit for it" is what SJWs do.

>>93987369
i just imagined Superman and Green Arrow making selfies and sending them to the Justice League members to let them know they are working on a case, it looked incredibly stupid

>>93994535
>Don’t be prideful with any excellence that is not your own.
>If a horse should be prideful, and say, “I am handsome,” we could bear with it.
>But when you are prideful and say, “I have a handsome horse,” know that you are prideful only on the merit of the horse.
>What then is your own?
~Epictetus

>>93987182
>not "The REAL Hawkeye Investigations"
Wow, didn't realize Marvel was full of such chauvinistic faggots.

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>>93987182
>my "I cannot with the world right now" living room pillow lounge emergency kit
I don't understand the 21st century.

>>93987424
shit the REAL hawkeye and America can turn invisible now

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>>93987580
I'm saving that last panel. I have a feeling this will stay with us for a long time.

>>93994571
>"I'm so proud of my son! He got perfect grades this semester!"
>"HAHA YOU DIDNT DO SHIT WHY ARE YOU PROUD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S ACHIEVEMENTS" #RefugeesWelcome

>>93987182
>>93987210
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>>93987656
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
SKY
is just a raw photoshop gradient! What the FUCK! Put CLOUDS or STARS or something! Anything! A BIRD, put fucking SUPERMAN out there, I don't give a shit about copyright, just put fucking SOMETHING more than a RAW PHOTOSHOP GRADIENT!

>>93994643
your son is product of your nurturing. His achievements are done because you helped him and taught him the stuff he needed to reach them.

What the fuck did you do for your ancestors? Did you fight their wars? Did you grow their food? You didn't do shit for them.

>>93994223
With a center divider?

>>93992292
Maybe she just watched too much DBZ

>>93994643
Your kid is your achievement, moron.

>>93994656
Welcome to the Zack Morrison school of backgrounds.

>>93994687
See
>>93994535

Is this why SJWs are always making up the shittiest "identities" possible? I think a side effect of their Marxist indoctrination is that they lose any actual sense of ethnic, national, or self identity, so then superficially do shit like die their hair rainbow colors, get a dozen piercings and cringey ratios before joining some communist student group.

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>>93987210
the patriarchy

>>93994796
>All these nonsense buzzwords spewed out to vilify anyone who would dare to say that pride in something you are not directly in contact with may be misplaced.

You don't have to be a social justice warrior to think racial pride is stupid. Shit, most of those fuckers like it when it applies to non-whites.

>>93994755
Cunning in a vagina isn't much of an achievement, anon.

Nor do you get credit for anything he does. He's his own person with his own will. Just as your ancestors were.

And you should be proud of each, unless your ancestors suck, or your kid sucks.

>>93994796
there's a reason I rejected your initial argument. It was only buzzwords. Now you're only saying buzzwords once again. Not once I've ever said "FUCK WHITE PEOPLE" or "FUCK MY FAMILY". Also SJW actually support racial pride from blacks and other minorities, where the fuck have you been living in? Your basement?

>>93987720
After doing a bit of analysis, I can confirm that the letters in the back-up are actually written by the author of America.

>>93994878
>Shit, most of those fuckers like it when it applies to non-whites.
Obviously. Why do you think that such things are targeted exclusively at white people, while we are simultaneously taught to glorify shit like "black history month"?

>>93994929
It's incredibly sad that you're not even aware of what ideologies your head has been filled with. Because I guarantee you that you didn't come to the conclusion "haha fuck my country and fuck my history" on your own.

Is this the first issue where she has had help from that other SJW Marvel writer?

The dialog wasn't nearly as cringy as before. Now it's just, really fucking boring.... Where are the weird SJW zingers/one liners.

SJW Marvel can't even make a SJW cringe book right :-/

>>93987536
if this was DC I could see Supes calmly chewing them out the way only he can, but they ignore him and tell him to fuck off for mansplaining, YASSS!

>>93987580
This is the worst thing I have ever read by a wide margin

>>93995023
She's obviously code switching because she's with her gringx friend.

>>93995023
It's pretty clear that Rivera is mostly sticking to the major plots, while a Thompson is writing dialogue. Rather than having Rivera's aggressively racist zingers, you have more quirky shit that's more common in books like Squirrel Girl.

>>93992589
I've been getting huge Beavis and Butthead vibes from Kate this entire comic

>>93995171
>while a Thompson is writing dialogue
You sure?
>>93994637

>>93994579
I dont know if "beams" is current slang or just made up for this book

>>93987210
>the patriarchy...

They're trolling us at this point

>>93995171
I miss the openly racist zingers, that's why I keep reading the book.

This shit isn't cringe it's just bad. I want cringe....

>>93987210

"I'm Hispanic so I need to FULLY ENTRENCH THE STEREOTYPE BY PUTTING FUCKING HOTSAUCE OF FUCKING EVERYTHING"

>>93991839
Unfortunately I know one of these in real life. It's the most impossible shit to take seriously and I've basically cut them out of my life. Im not sure who they hope to appeal to.

>>93987262
WTF IS THAT KILL IT WITH FIRE

Did the last artist kill themselves after having to work on this trainwreck? Is that why the art changed?

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>>93989831
I like to imagine Eli and Robbie sitting in that waiting room Mania is always in, laughing at all these retarded legacies failing to even come close to the glory of the originals.

>>93987495
WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE A GUN

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>>93987580
>"I'm literally intriqued and in awe of both of them. If this what it's like to date other women, then I applaud all the women dating women right now because this is incredible."

A human being read this and deemed it acceptable for print.

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why is the art so fucking bad?

>>93995588
because the writer isn't very good and seems to be basing all her dialogue on tumblr posts and poorly translated spanish

>>93987232
>This writer has a story involving a Warlock Luchador
>And fucked it up

>The amount of disgusting sexism, homophobia, and racism on display in this thread.

And people say /pol/ hasn't invested this place.

Seriously, fuck you /co/. Just fuck you. I just wanted to read this book and have a positive conversation about it, but you pissheads always ruin that!

FUCK OFF!!!

>>93987580

I laughed so much I had to use my asthma inhaler to recover.

>>93995585
Every day that passes I lose a little more faith that we'll someday be able to look back on shit like this and laugh like we di now at the extreme 90's with all its Liefeldian monstrosities. This stuff isn't going anywhere, and worse, it seems to be gaining ground.

>>93987740
this is why the terrorists hate us

>>93995707
I'll wire you a grand through paypall if you can point some out to me

>>93995747
This is the most nerdy post I've read in a long time. But I agree with you.

@93995707
(you)

>>93995763
>This stuff isn't going anywhere, and worse, it seems to be gaining ground.
Marvel's SJW stories hit their peak last year and simply seem to have hit a plateau. But you can see the effect that this, along with event fatigue, is doing to Marvel's sales.

At some point, common business sense will have to supersede the desire to virtue signal, and some significant change will occur.

>>93994656
Did not notice.

>>93995850
It's been so long since I've been able to think of Marvel as anything but a joke. Things may have plateaued, but every time it looks like they're about to get serious they just fall flat on their face and then shit their pants for good measure.

>>93995707
Don't waste the bait on this thread.
No one would honestly defend this.

>>93995280
>>93992479
Of course they are purposedly doing this, that's how Gabby fights le patriachy

>>93987561
floating telephone pole

>>93987561
If there's one thing this shitty style is good for it's explosions. Funny how they even fucked that up with the redundant text.

>>93996050
Maybe the game is still in Alpha.

>>93994214
The color scheme is because the character is based on the original ms America, with more emphasis on the america part as opposed to all of the red that the originals costume had.

why do you guys keep buying marvel if you hate them?

Is this the woman who can punch holes in space time? Am I in hell?

>>93990762
There's too many in this series. It isn't worth it.

>>93996123
hell is empty and all the devils are here

>>93987262
Well, at least we know now that America is trans-positive and okay with dating MtF lesbians.

>>93996110
One guy on the WinOThreads buys it.
And idk how downloads work so idk if they make money or not.

>Villalobo's art
>On America
Never in my entire life has a comic made me ever more divided than I already am

I love hate reading this book

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>>93987720
Alright that's it. I'm going to take a look at the /pol/ catalog for the first time. Enough of this shit.

who is this written for?

>>93996282
Careful anon, that's how you get redpilled.

>>93987262
Why is the art so fucking bad

>>93987302
>Spiderpig
end my life

Reminder that America #4 sold worse than Nova #4 (which was around the time we knew Nova was cancelled) and this comic already outlived Nova.

>>93987547
This. I wonder somehow if this isn't a cry for help.

>>93996487
I think this comic will do that more effectively than anything they could ever post.

>>93990757
nice

And here I thought that this book couldn't get any worse, kudos marvel, kudos.

>>93989345
You and me both. Goddamn it.

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>>93992823
>she's got massive image issues related to her ethnic identity and skin color and is overcompensating hard
Pretty obvious that's the case.

>>93993269
There's several characters in that image that are fine when they aren't being written by a bunch of fucking hacks.

>>93991839
I used to think it was an over-the-top South Park joke, like when Mr Garrison became a "lesbian". I couldn't believe it was real.

>>93987126
What madness? You mean actually doing something insane and reading a shitty book that is only around for pandering feminists and cuck guys into buying stupid shit?

>>93996843
Sotomayor isn't even that great of a court Justice.

>>93990757

Nice

Why does everything in this book like a lecture? It's like TED Talks combined with some kind of lesbian separatist manifesto. This Gabby Rivera wants so badly to make a gospel but she doesn't know a thing about scripture.

>>93997097
>It's like TED Talks combined with some kind of lesbian separatist manifesto
So post-2014 TED Talks then.

>>93995315
>Show page to Hispanic friend.
>He says Hot Sauce is a black thing.

>>93994637
I mean, let's be somewhat fair with Rivera here, for how dumb and naive that line sounds, it's followed 2 pages later by lesbian-on-lesbian violence.
It's a dumb shitty twist but you could make the argument that the naivete of Kate's speech is somehow counterbalanced by how wrong she ends up being for idealizing America and OC black girl's relation.

That is until this >>93989328 happens

>>93987580

Nothing irritates the reader more than a preaching writer jerking off to how perfect all the propaganda is.

>>93994643
The difference is between "I am proud of myself for having a handsome horse" and "I am proud of my son for getting perfect grades". You can be proud of someone else for their excellence, and proud of yourself for your excellence, but you shouldn't be proud of yourself for someone else's excellence.

Also you talk like an asshole.
>>93994796
>>93995011

>>93997180
Hot Sauce is a chicano/tex mex shit mostly

Here we mostly eat chili (jalapeño, serrano, chipotle, habanero) and home-made sauce. Hot sauce is used to put on snacks like pizza, potato and corn chips and churritos.

So she's not THAT misinformed.

>>93997332
You're a horse?

>>93991839

this is real. It was a plot issue recently in one of the female Bat Family titles (Batgirl I guess).
Batgirl dressed like a civilian was having a conversation with friends, and a transexual friend was crying because he/she was "misgendered" by the doctor of a fertility clinic.
I didnt understand what that meant, and it seems it means he the character is a male to female transexual, in a lesbian relationship, who wanted to impregnate his/her girlfriend with his/her penis, so he had to go to the fertility clinic to talk to the doctor to plan the stop-taking-hormone-pills part so his/her penis can start working again and he/she can impregnate his/her girlfriend.

Batgirls friend was crying because the doctor refered to he/she as a male.
So it seems transexual lesbians are popular right now among those who read about gender things.

>>93997450
Oh yeah, that doesn't work. Let me fix that.
>>93997332
The difference is between "I am proud of myself for having a handsome horse" and "I am proud of my horse for being handsome". You can be proud of someone else for their excellence, and proud of yourself for your excellence, but you shouldn't be proud of yourself for someone else's excellence.

>>93987609
They