PETE'S "SISTER" IS MY WAIFU STORYTIME
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>>93987170
Kubert is phoning this the fuck in. Jesus.
>>93987188
I thought so at first too before I realized this is Adam Kubert, not Andy Kubert.
>>93987220
Adam has never been this bad though.
>>93987245
He has always had deadline issues though, even with Wolverine. I feel he is rushing in order to make them and keep a job to be honest.
>>93987292
Since his father died, he seems to have stopped giving a shit. Like he no longer has to live up to a standard. Even his old rushed work still looked like he was trying. Kinda sad.
this seems cringe.
Spider books have been unreadable for some time. I hope this book is good but only one issue out so I can't tell yet. Also why are they doing the sister thing from family business. The end of family business confirms its not actually his sister
>>93987441
No it doesn't. Read it again
>>93987441
Did you not read the last page? It ended with a "Or is she? dun dun dun"
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>>93987471
I thought this was issue 1. I read it yesterday and thought it was the only issue out so far
Oh my, Peter is more man-child here than in Slott run. I thought that this was impossible.
>>93987542
They're talking about the end of Family Business. It ended with a tease that Theresa really is Peter's sister.
>>93987682
Makes you think if all that Slott-haters are right or wrong.
I really don't think I like this very much. I was interested for the Teresa stuff, but the rest of the book is pretty terrible.
Zdarsky writes Spider-Man as if he is Deadpool and why does there have to be a lot of unnecessary cameo from other characters
>>93987764
Say what you will about Slott, he's still a Spider-fag. Zdarsky has gone on record that he doesn't care for Spider-man.
I hate how they simply ignored secret empire, PI, doc Oc, and even Fisk "legal" business venture
they keep reseting spider man to zero every year, they could as well kill him at the end of every run for shit an giggles
>>93987183
I fucking love Johnny's texts in this page. Perfect characterisation.
Thanks for bringing back johnny/pete Chip.
>>93987764
No, no, they are right. This is just another level of bad writing.
>>93987239
Lmao. Johnny is awesome
>>93987220
Both Kuberts have been phoning it in since at least 2011/2. Flashpoint was already few steps below Batman & Son, same for Astonishing Spider-Man & Wolverine against AVX.
>>93987150
Isn't Spider-Man a millenial in this sliding timeline?
>>93987207
Jesus Christ. Peter is less mature than a 10 year old. A teenager is more mature than him.
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>>93987542
This issue 2, anon. You're on a roll.
Thanks, OP. The FCBD story gave me some hope, but I'm not really feeling this series right now. Hopefully, I'll start to enjoy it more by the end of this arc.
Every day, I like Spider-man less and less.
>>93987183
Johnnys unamazing friend text cracked me up
>Spectacular Spider-Man co-starring The Human Torch
I don't mind that i love when the two are together
Sucks that people aren't liking this. I really liked the first issue and this one isn't as good I'll admit but I'm still excited to see what happens next.
>>93987845
>Say what you will about Slott, he's still a Spider-fag
He's literally not. He's gone on record talking about how much he hates Peter. He even called him "anti-Marvel".
>>93988549
I'm just not a fan of the way Spidey's being all "funny" and quippey in this particular awkward way. Just feels like the writer ia trying too hard but I guess it's consistent with how Peter is portrayed recently, I guess.
>>93988616
Is making things up fun? I've never tried it.
Well I'm loving this book so far. The characters all have a distinct voice, the comedy is on point, and Peter/Johnny's absolutely-not-homosexual bromance is perfectly intact from their roommate days.
>>93988191
And Riri is gen Z.
>>93987239
what emotion does this convey?
>>93987325
>this fucking guy
>>93988616
That was MJ, not Spider-man.
>>93987107
There's something there to work with, but Zdarsky's "Why hello fellow teenagers" dialogue and awkward pacing completely kills it.
I honestly didn't expect much, considering Zdarsky's Howard was garbage and Marvel can't into Spider-Man anymore, so at least I'm not disappointed that it's bad.
>>93988648
Writers have forgotten the whole purpose of Spidey's quips, that they exude a false confidence he can't have as Peter. Instead they just make him awkward and wacky tacky 24/7.
>>93987121
>howtotrigger/co/inonepage.jpg
>>93989406
Yeah, I'm surprised by the lack of responses. I guess most people don't bother reading it.
>>93987239
Aaaaand saved
>>93989125
this Peter quipping as Spidey is like people shitposting on 4chan. they know nobody can tie it back to them so they're free to say anything they want
>>93987150
God, I fucking hate when they use the term "millennials" wrong. Peter should be in his late 20s or must be 30 by now. HE IS a millennial. Riri is a Gen Z.
People now just think millennials are teenagers.
>>93989520
I liked it more when Peter was a nobody who constantly disappointed his friends but he had the respect and friendship of most heroes.
Now just look at him acting like a manchild and Riri, Tony's AI, Antman and even the standup girl he is dating mocking him and cracking jokes at his expense
He's just a nobody who beat pretty much every marvel villain and participated in every major event, what a loser
The first issue was good, but this was pretty bad. I liked the date, at least, mostly. And Johnny.
>>93989713
The "generation" everyone hates is whoever reads a news article about it's age -10, generations have been a retarded concept outside of Baby boomers
>>93987285
>I WANT TO KNOW.
Thank you, Johnny.
>>93989406
I tend to skip recap pages, but I just decided to read this one. It was cheesy and of course there was Riri shilling, but I don't think it's a big deal.
>>93987107
so just more same old sjw crap
this is why american comics are dying
>>93990669
>sjw
???
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>>93990714
It's a fumb buzzword, anon. Just ignore em and move on
>>93990669
Not even, this is just garbage writing namedroppign feminism. And american comics are long dead, so joke's on you.
>>93988616
You're retarded. ASM is his dream gig that's why he'll never give it up.
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>>93987170
This is kinda cringy.
>>93988648
>Just feels like the writer ia trying too hard
I kinda felt that way about his Howard the Duck sometimes.
>>93991932
Yea I know. Zdarksy is making fun of people like >>93990669
>>93987391
>I called in Karnak to be your babsitter
That seems like a flawed plan.
>>93988869
Millenials referring to Gen-Zers as millenials is the most millenial thing you could do.
>>93987239
I hope Chip stays in the spiderman, and writes Johnny. I like this Johnny.
>>93987362
Is the joke here the irony that Peter is a massive man-child?
>>93987239
Johnny Storm standing in for the reader and Dan Slott I see.
>>93987188
Last issue, somebody called me a newfag for not knowing who Kubert was because I said the artwork was shit.
(Yes, I know both Kuberts)
>>93987132
When did Iron Man lost his left foot?
Why is Peter written to be such a retard? This is blatant movie synergy.
>>93993641
>moviefag uses movie image
Water is wet.
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>>93987150
For a Genius, Riri is quite dumb.
>>93987132
> Check it out! Unless you can't!
I enjoy these more engaging notes
>>93987107
bump
gib #1
>>93987219
Of Course she remembered peter you fucking mong, you even knew that.
>>93987456
As long as this keeps being the Spectacular Spider-Man ft. Human Torch, I'll be appeased. This is one of my favorite depictions of the Torch in a good while.
>>93988114
you do know that Adam and Andy Kubert are two different people, right?
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>>93999211
Thanks lad
>>93987132
>This is no joke
You know of all the things marvel does it's their smug sense of self awareness that I think pisses me off the most
>>93987325
> guy in yellow shirt on the left
Phealous?
You know, Eddie going back to hating Spider-man doesn't seem too far-fetched now.
>>93987150
>Spider-Man most upset about losing the signature of a nazi
Guess they took a page from Raimi's book