SDCC tomorrow!
It's gonna be nice to have something new to "discuss" again
>>93987006
Eagerly awaiting for S3's full length trailer.
If anyone has the bingo board, post it
Why didn't that SU Comic artist put Hunk in the food trunk? It made much more sense than Lance.
>>93988349
She is a Lancefag as is 84℅ of this fandom.
Shiro impregnating Pidge when?
Panel is at 10:30am EST/12:30pm CST
>>93989226
Let's go, Bingo anon!
Magical Girl Pidge!
>>93990775
This much cute should not be allowed
>>93988800
Wrong Holt
>>93988349
Hunk was in the back of the truck banging Vrepit Sal.
>>93991972
Hink gets all of the alien waifus.
>>93988349
Oh are you serious? Who the fuck hires these people. Those two don't even have anything romantic going on, in fact it is what you would call a Crack ship. I guess everything SU related is really the worst
>>93988800
Pidge will be impregnating Shiro, thank you.
>>93992117
Welcome to internet fandoms in 2017, where pairs established in the series' history are problematic and homophobic, and crack pairs represent the show unironically.
>>93992117
The comic chick added in her favorite characters from some other franchises in the comic including Yuri on ice. Like I said, she's a Lancefag. The majority of them have shit tastes and would rather pair Lance with Keith or Shiro.
>>93992249
Lance should get a Galra waifu.
I'm ready for the con!
>>93992430
Bingo anon is this you?!
>>93989226
>actual good question
well I know where there won't be any bingos
>>93992477
Yup! I just made it to San Diego!
gotta love the mice
>>93992509
Hurry up and grab your snacks and drinks so that you can shitpost with us! You got front roll seats to the S3 trailer you lucky son of a gun.
>>93992551
Cats are better
>>93992509
Good luck!
can someone give an "--- hours from now" time on the panel for an EUfag?
>>93992584
They're showing the first episode of S3 iirc
I hope someone does something embarrassing so we have something to complain about until the new season hits.
>>93992627
We are 21 hours away
>>93992680
Thanks, appreciate it.
>>93992636
I forgot all about that, I'm so excited for the episode and just overall these threads will finally have something new to talk about.
>Next week is Lance's birthday
>The week after is Season 3
>>93992636
What if they just show another Lance episode?
>>93992792
Then we'll have something to bitch about
>>93992792
Last year they also said they were going to show episode one at comiccon. They ended up showing episode two
>>93992663
Lancefags busting out the boombox and do a choreographed show for the song Gasolina
>>93992856
It'll be about Lance marooned alone on a planet and discovering a lost tribe of amazonian alien babes.
>2 weeks
>>93992958
Get hyped.
I'm going to have flashbacks to TLoK Season 2 when I'm scouring the web for a camrip of the Season 3 episode 1.
>>93993003
Is someone going to die over that camrip?
>>93992117
She also had Yuuri and Victor, Yuri(o) and Otabek from Yuri on Ice. The shipping is real.
How should we do this? There's a liveblog who will be tweeting about the episode and panel but so will the official Voltron twitter and the LetsVoltron guys.
>>93992309
Don't worry, Lotor is confirmed already.
>>93993145
Kek, what's the problem?
>>93993167
Why would Lotor want Lance when Hunk is right there?
>>93993139
Did you completely glossed over my reply to that anon? I already mentioned the comic chick adding in Yoi characters.
>>93993171
The liveblog of who will be live-tweeting the panel, should I post it or is everyone content with using the Voltron twitter accounts?
>>93988349
Huh, my wife was just talking about this
>>93986068
My body is ready.
>>93993139
Yoi is at least actually gay and focuses on that pair. Klance is fueled by the delusion spiraling out of a single interaction.
>>93993277
just share everything when the time comes.
So, I'm curious
Awhile back i saw the leaks that got that idiot on tumblr in trouble.
Now, I can't find them anywhere.
Was tumblr really that unified in taking it all down? Or did tumblr itself, and google, make an effort to delete and hide them?
I can't actually find anything about the fallout of that stupid klancer
>>93993290
I too like to jack off to Keith being happy.
Daily reminder that Lance is Scottish.
>>93993167
>Lotor is confirmed already
Where did this meme come from?
Was there some line, or did the fandom just think lance is fabulous, lotor is fabulous, so they should be fabulous together?
>>93993345
You want the leaks posted? Ask and you shall receive
As for tumblr, yes, the site famous for its fellow users witchhunting and harassing other members of the site, got the pics down.
>>93993476
It's because they know they'd win if any user tried to sue them. Threatened against an animation studio that can put a couple million behind a lawyer? Yeah, they'll cave to taking leaks down.
>>93991972
>End of the show epilogue
>lgbt representation actually Hunk and Vrepit Sal
>Tumblr fandom loses their shit that it's not their precious ship
>Despite the fact that Hunk is a minority marrying an alien, it apparently doesn't count
>/co/ v:ld threads cackle as the rest of the fandom whines and gives enough material for a new hoad
>>93992108
No, no, you must mean Honk, the lovable yellow pilot that always farts and is obsessed with eating glue.
>>93993476
I could do with seeing the Keith posted sgain. You know the one.
>>93993905
Could someone supply this Keithfag with The Wall?
>>93993976
Whoever got his virginity was a lucky person. I bet it was a friend of his dad's.
Pidge should grow her hair out in the next seasons.
>>93993476
So, it was users, not the site itself? That's better, kinda?
I'm really only curious about lotor. He was hard to understand, but now we've got better angles from the trailer, it'll probably make sense
Think they'll show the design sketches this weekend?
>>93994388
I dunno, wouldn't it get in the way? Allura has to braid hers all up to put a helmet on.
>>93994388
This. And lose the glasses. There's literally no point anymore.
>>93988349
Because MUH KLANCE EVERYTHING ELSE IS PEDO or something
>>93994466
>>93994470
>>93994388
Would totally piss off the "Pidge is a transboy" crowd.
>>93994470
but they're cute
>>93994503
She is a transboy. At least, she will be.
>>93994503
trans girl pidge is superior anyway
>>93994542
She still calls herself her and is genetically female. She's not trans anything
So, what kind of betting pool are we doing for crazy shenanigans the Tumblrites are going to pull at the panel?
My money is on:
>fatty in tasteful 'brownface' cosplay hijacks mic to ask about Klance
>'Social justice' activists take the stage hostage to demand the voice actors all be replaced by trans men of color
>Voice actors are asked to read horribly cliche'd overtly erotic yet stupid fanfic lines in character
>someone from the cast is given a piece of fanart of Keith and Lance's voice actors having sex
>>93994503
>>93994542
>>93994562
Didn't the creators confirmed that Pidge is 100% female?
>>93988349
It's a taco truck. Probably.
>>93994680
Last two sound most likely
>>93994680
>someone asks which of the paladins would be Alpha and which would be Omega
>>93994773
>>someone asks which of the paladins would be Alpha and which would be Omega
I can actually see this one happening
We need a bingo card
>>93994680
I'm just gonna make one bet, right now.Someone asks about Trans Pidge
>>93994809
The answer is obviously Shiro is the only omega and they run a train on him every heat.
>>93994738
>One of the first decisions made was to make PIdge a girl!
>Laruren: Now we don't have to lie about there not being any girls in the show!... Pidge is a girl everybody, spoiler alert!
>It was one of the first things Lauren wanted before the show was even in production.
>Lauren: "Wasn't Pidge already a girl? Iunknow"
I fucking hate tumblr.
>>93994854
Wait, is this not a reference to that wolf animated movie franchise?
>>93994984
It can be if you want.
>>93994854
This is the correct answer.
>>93993757
>minority
Is he?
I mean, a lot of caucasians are tan.
I thought that was the point, wide ranging skintones but no discernable facial features.
Like allura, who's super animu faced, but dark skinned.
>>93986068
Sup /vld/, just wanted to say that I literally only care about this show because of Shiro's body.
>>93995028
Hunk was confirmed Samoan a while back.
>>93995053
We'll get a beach episode but it'll be when Shiro's missing.
>>93995028
p. sure Hunk was confirmed to be a pacific islander, but I couldn't point you to a source
>>93995065
>>93995075
Wtf, that's rather obscure
>>93995090
Is the Rock obscure?
>>93995090
>Samoan
>Obscure.
>>93995104
>>93995111
hivemind
>>93995104
>>93995111
Uh, yes. How often do you meet the rock?
And he's not even full, he's part.
>delicious polynesian
>delicious musclefat
>delicious cooking
>hands are HUEGliek xbox
Hunk is literally my perfect husbando.
>>93995075
>>93995065
>Hunk "Throw the key away for every haole" the Samoan
>Hunk "Tourist trap" the Samoan
>Hunk "Serves Three? Serves Me" the Samoan
>>93995073
You go to hell.
>>93995238
Shirk will never ever be shirtless
screencap this
>>93995238
His tiddies are too hot for Y7.
>>93995053
>Shiro's body
Well that is unequivocally the best thing in Voltron and the best body Mir has ever drawn.
>>93995028
>>93995065
>>93995075
Silly anon, Pacific Islanders aren't considered real minorities
You only become a 'real' minority when you are shit in school and start killing people at 10x the rate of the average population
>>93995073
I will personally suicide bomb the whole animation studio if they pull a stunt like that.
>>93995268
Shiro will be shown shirtless but instead of milky titties and badass scars he'll have a tattoo of Tweety bird dressed as a cholo that he got in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
PRE-KEREBOS CONFIRMED FOR EPISODE ONE.
>>93995268
>>93995301
Don't you cuss at me!
>>93995354
I have a sudden burning need for cholo Shiro
Like, with the bandanna and the t-shirts with the fantastical Chicano clown paintings on them and a pristine vintage El Camino
>>93995354
He'll have that cat butthole navel tattoo. It was a dare back during the days of badboy Shiro. The Tweety is on the bicep and is in honor of his brother.
>>93995359
i wanna say good effort but the timing is real fucking bad
>>93995363
>Never Ever
>>93995268
Well yeah, Shirk will never go shirtless considering he's just an irrelevant side character, but Shiro definitely will.
>>93995397
You are officially bullying me.
>>93995400
dubs confirmed, Shiro is going to go shirtless.
>>93995444
He won't go shirtless.
He'll go pantsless.
>The Team end up stranded and force to enter a Space Wrestling promotion
>John Cena guest stars.
>>93995474
This is literally what happened in an episode of Star Trek Voyager but with the Rock.
>>93995474
Why can I see this happening.
>>93995474
It'd be Roman Reigns nowadays.
>>93995514
Joaquim did mention he'd like to do a wrestling episode during a recent interview.
>>93995556
tbf he also said that ATLA did it so well they really didn't want to re-hash the idea.
>Being surrounded by Shiroposting
>>93995603
>being surrounded by Shiro's big bountiful boobs
I hope we get an episode where Shiro is locked out of his room just wearing a towel, then the Galra attack.
>>93995492
Voyager was terrible
>>93995661
I wish
>>93995603
It's truly God's work.
>>93995661
>Shiro struggling to fight them off while keeping the towel on
>Mir going all out with their budget and adding jiggle physics
>just as Shiro finishes off the last galra, the towel starts to slip
>the rest of the paladins join up to meet him just as he's about to be exposed
>Shiro quickly grabs the towel in time to at least cover his bits
>everyone else still gets any eyeful of that glorious ass
>Allura quickly covers Pidge's eyes
>blushing ensues all around
>>93995807
>there's a slow motion scene with jiggle physics.
>>93995675
Terribly entertaining.
https://twitter.com/bini665/status/886284000691494912
>we will never see this McCree/Shiro lewd
jdisma
Why is he so perfect, /vld/?
>>93996243
>ywn be Keith walking in on this.
>>93996243
This kills me. I want all the McCree/Shiro is easily my favorite crackship.
>>93996349
Remember when people suggested they're brothers?
>>93996374
Those people are dumb and it wouldn't have stopped me from wanting Shiro to ride that.
>>93996374
Sad we never got a fic of that about them fucking at a family reunion.
>>93996278
They brought a focus group together when they made him for the express purpose of creating the sexiest character possible.
>>93996278
>buff
>skintight clothes
>always beaten and in pain
>>93996622
>always beaten and in pain
is my favourite part tbqh.
Tomorrow's the day and luckily I'm off.
>>93996717
the best characters are the ones created to suffer
>>93996490
Your uncle calls me Daddy too.
Tomorrow is SDCC! Hooray! I wish I could sample some of that food goo.
Voltron house anon here. See >>93059055Drama exploded. There's too much to post, so check out lolcow's /snow/ board to read up. This will probably be my last post here as VH anon since this stuff is technically off topic.
>>93997037
What thread on /snow/ are you posting under? Or are you making a new one?
>>93997106I made a new one, it's still on the front page. Just search voltron on the catalog. I couldn't link it here because of the spam filter
>>93997037
>some of /co/'s posts about voltron otherkin (mostly shitposts but worth mentioning)
kek, sure I'll read up on The Voltron House. Apparently it's becoming an actual thing.
>>93993435
I think the hope was they'd do a gag where Lance confuses Lotor for a pretty girl and then it spiralled into shipping.
>>93997188
Nobody has been locked in a basement for spurning Lancekin's romantic advances yet though.
>>93997037
>>93997188
Newfag to Voltron threads here, what's "Voltron House"?
>>93995317
I've never been so happy to be a thighfag.
>>93995661
So the TTGL onsen episode?
>>93997370
Its a joke about how the someone in this trash fandom will inevitably end up in a situation like the FF7 house.
>>93997370
The FF7 House, but for Voltron.
>>93997370
A discord, or now more than one discord, full of crazies who think they're voltron characters irl.
The name references this: http://www.demon-sushi.com/warning/index2.html
>>93997300the pidgekin and hunkkin apparently lock their son in his room all day. close enough?
>>93997481
Only if the son is forced into being the Keithkin.
>>93995675
It had its moments
>>93995551
As soon as Reigns shows up on screen all the other characters start booing and they don't know why.
>>93991966
Dem aliens man. Mess ya up.
>>93997773
And then Braun Strowman shows up to throw him in an ambulance.
>>93991966
Is Pidge pissed off she didn't get impregnated first?
>Galra Empire is destroyed
>Team Voltron retires
>Hunk opens up a restaurant that serves Earth food to Aliens.
>>93997964
>he marries Sal
They wind up being the canon representation. Most of the fandom is massively butthurt.
>>93998013
They had a beautiful wedding.
>>93998061
Which one got carried over the threshold?
>>93998081
They took turns a few times just to be as cheesy as possible.
>>93998167
They're going to be so happy together.
>>93998061
Sal's mother cried at the wedding. Her baby boy has finally found someone.
>>93998186
Shit, forgot to rename that picture to 'proposal'
>>93998210
She always thought he would be the one who'd end up living at home forever.
>>93987006
God I hope so, been on hiatus from the vld threads due to that.
>>93998260
Surprisingly, she is not like Yurak's parents, who want him to live at home forever.
>>93998329
Oh look, it's the real reason Keith got kicked out of the Garrison.
>>93998329
Well we can always talk about how shitty the fanbase is.
>>93996278
Because he legit has the biggest tits, ass, and thighs.
Honestly, the lack of THICC women in this show is disappointing.
>>93996349
Some of the best Voltron ships are the crack ones
>>93998502
N A N N Y
A
N
N
Y
>>93998520
The original Zeith threads were so much fun.
>>93998380
The internet search history of everyone at Garrison's must be an absolute mess.
>>93998502
Maybe we'll get an episode where an alien artifact makes Allura's ass inflate without stopping and they have to figure out how to stop it.
>>93998642
This will be the plot twist. This will be how they finally take down the Galra Empire in the end.
>>93997481
Why is slav the best fucking character?
>>93998642
Keith will always be the Empress in our hearts.
>>93998699
If I wrote out the reasons I'd exceed character limit.
>>93998699
a mystery, yet a universal truth across all realities
>>93994773
It's a terrifying thought of the writers giving legit answers knowing how ABO works.
>>93998926
Bet Lauren and Bex know what it is. Maybe Josh Keaton.
>>93999017
>Josh learns what ABO is while being bombarded with Shiro fanfics
>>93999059
>he read some of them.
>>93999017
I have the feeling Jeremy knows too. His fans have no boundries.
>>93999124
*boundaries
>>93999124
I always wonder how much that boy has seen thanks to lancefags
>>93998738
The claw is pinching Slav's sensitive skin. Shiro needs to punch the machine until it breaks apart to free Slav.
>>93999147
Maybe the StevexJeremy headcanons were the final straw that made him turn on him.
>>93999147
ATfags can be pretty insufferable too. I imagine Olivia and Hynden got the worst of that, though.
I rewatched season 2 and I forgot how long Slav was. He's almost Shiro's height.
>>93999147
Everything up to and including omo and ovi. He's probably numb to it.
>>93999230
SOIXANTE NEUF
Will we get Romelle in this show? I hope so because she was a qt.
>>93999294
She will appear in S4
>>93999259
He seems like he would have a cloaca.
>>93999230
I like how he looks when laid down on the tables with his arms all at use.
>>93999294
>last episode of s3 is a cliffhanger
>they mention romelle
>romelle makes her debut in s4
>>93999357
>I'm hoping for a loli until the very last second
>>93999230
Longslav is long.
>>93999357
This makes a lot of sense. Turning Romelle into the cliffhanger mystery character of S3's finale.
>>93999387
Not gonna lie, me too and I don't even like loli but I think it'd be intriguing.
>>93998699
I appreciate Slav for showing us a side of Shiro we hadn't witnessed before.
>>93999353
hot
>>93999294
Romelle said she was "very familiar with Romelle" and is "deep story knowledge" so I'm guessing she appears past the halfway mark of the show or later in the story.
>>93999230
Do you think Slav was always crazy or did Galra torture make him who he is?
>>93999441
He could use all those hands to feel up every possible inch of Shiro at once.
>>93999294
HOPEFULLY
>>93999489
Lucky bastard.
>>93999387
Shiro really is a pedo after all.
>>93999487
It's implied he knows every alternate reality. If I had to know every klancer au I too would be as crazy Slav is.
>>93999487
His brain turn to scrambled eggs during Galra imprisonment. This is a narrative parallel to Shiro because the two are MFEO.
>>93999535
He's only six.
>>93999557
I love seeing Shiro carry Slav around while Slav wraps his noodle worm body around Shiro. It's so fucking cute.
>>93989226
Can bingo anon ask Bara's name?
>>93999450
I think you mean Lauren
>>93999428
What a lewd pic.
>>93999535
Yes, everyone single character has disturbing paraphilias and unusual fetishes.
>>93999637
Even Hunk?
>>93999557
slav is cute, CUTE!
>>93999603
>"We'll see"
>>93999657
Rock fucking.
>>93999657
He's Lance's best friend, I think that counts as some kind of personality disorder.
>>93999657
Hunk enjoys food play and he is a geologist.
>>93999695
But it's the purest love for a sentient rock, anon.
>>93992932
I wouldn't complain 2bh.
>>93999637
Didn't someone write a list a while back?
>>93999666
Satan confirmed
>>93999666
THOSE FUCKING TRIPS
>>93999666
>999
>666
So it's Hazar
>>93999775
>Lotor says his name
>proceeds to kill him
>>93988349
Lance takes orders and helps with prep. Hunk is the actual cook.
>>93999714
How did Hunk and Lance become friends?
>>93999666
I like the way this is going.
>>93999838
Lance probably bullied him into it.
>>93999814
>T-throk, I just wanted to say-
>sssh, it'll be alright, my dear h-
>EXPLOSION
>>93999814
Don't you dare. He and Throk have a family they need to go home to.
Almost.
>>93999838
Hunk has no self esteem, so he's unable to realize he's too good for Lance and can do better.
>>93999842
How often do you watch Kolivan working out and training onboard the ship, Allura? How often do you try to sneak peeks at his cock?
>>93999838
It started off with Hunk hanging out with Lance out of pity but now Hunk can't escape Lance's clutches.
>>93999838
Hunk cooked his favorite meal in his mother's style
>>93999838
Lance was trying to rape a sleeping Hunk at a Garrison party but Hunk woke up and Lance had to play it off. They got to talking and realized they had a few things in common.
>>93999887
FOOD GOO
>>93999838
i want a comfy flashback episode about this so fucking bad
>>93999881
After what happened to dear Prorok I don't know how to feel about our boys getting spotlight.
I bet Hunk has hundreds of Facebook friends while Lance has ten and one of the is his mom.
>>93999982
>Lance's mom posts photo of herself in a new dress
>Lance likes the photo and leaves comments like "WHOA MAMMA MIA" with multiple thirst emojis
>>93999982
The nine others are his siblings and cousins.
>>93999982
Nah, Lance requested every fake catfish profile he came across, and leaves comments under their pictures.
>>93999982
Lance makes sockpuppets just to add them as his friends on Facebook
>>93999977
The correct answer is anxious.
>>94000032
They would all reject him 2bh. The only one that accepted was Nyma so she could manipulate him for money.
>>94000046
Lance makes friends with Russian porn bots.
>>93999982
>pidge and lance are facebook friends
>pidge notices lance always likes the photos that include colleen in them and comments about how hot she is
>pidge blocks lance
reminder that Colleen starts taking-hormones to get big milky mom hangers for Lance, because she just loves him that much
>>94000032
He probably believes clickbait facebook articles too.
>>94000114
>Lance keeps sending friend requests to Allura
>She doesn't want to block him because it will look bad so she keeps ignoring and declining
>>94000147
Lance posts in the comments section of online news articles.
>>93999838
I really want them to be cute childhood friends but I know deep down that the show will never explore it.
>>94000014
>"my mom gives me the BEST hugs!" wink emoji heart emoji tongue emoji
>>93994388
So flat. The MP behind her has bigger tits than she does.
>>93994470
Fair enough.
>>94000204
The show certainly pushes their relationship far more than any of the scraps Klance gets, at least.
>>93999838
Pokemon
>>93999975
>>94000204
I just want to see a few minutes of them all at Garrison. Like them all around a campfire telling flashbacks.
>>94000175
>"Keith and Allura are in a relationship "
>Lance makes lots of vague bitter status updates
>"women these days have no taste!"
>"mullets are one of the ugliest hairstyles"
>"the world is so cruel and unfair"
>>94000275
I want a Rashomon episode where they're all around a campfire telling the same story about the Garrison but they all remember it differently.
>>94000321
Will Lance go full fedora?
>>94000175
Lance would like all the MILF appreciation pages and join the groups
>>94000204
Steve ahn?
>>94000321
Lance becomes a PUA.
>>94000339
It'd be funny on Keith's side of everything were he just doesn't remember Lance or Hunk at all.
>>94000358
He's probably been rejected a million times and he hasn't yet. For all his faults, Lance seems to bounce back from rejection/failure pretty easily
>>93992601
Lion kitties are the best
Ms-paint anon here, I'm feeling a little down tonight so I don't feel much for shitty drawing. Instead, I have a paint request for anyone willing to take it.
Draw any of your future season predictions, it doesn't have to be restricted to S3.
>>94000321
Lance would start up a blog
>"Every day it's the same thing. The nice guys are the ones kicked to the curb. The hotheaded jerks end up with the beautiful alien princesses. I'm not talking about any particular people or anything. It's just something I have noticed happen very often."
>>94000358
He'll become an Incel.
>>94000502
lance hidden away in the bushes, spying on keith and allura while they are on a date.
>>94000505
Lance becomes active in the TRP circles making videoessays about alphas and women.
>>94000415
I'd be okay with this.
>>94000505
I can also see Lance being a bitchy fashion and makeup guru. He will make blog posts like this:
>"You know what is REALLY ugly? Mullets. They are one of the worst hairstyles in the world. I don't know how anyone can think they are attractive. You look like an unkempt slob. I can dress so much better than CERTAIN people out there but no one can appreciate my superior fashion taste."
>>94000545
Yes, but in drawing form. I'm curious to see what other anons artistic ability is.
(Sorry if this sounds or is rude, I don't mean to be)
>>94000614
Lance's make up tutorials are all about rubbing food goo on the face.
>>94000358
He is too Catholic for fedoraism.
>>94000549
Lance calls himself the supreme gentleman.
>>94000505
The boy goes on rants about how older women are the best.
>>93999489
>>93999657
Hunk is into ayy harems and bukkake.
>>94000712
delet this
>>94000684
Cognitive dissonance exists, anon.
>>94000866
True that. I've never understood why tumblr would become fags for the same type of jerkass womanizing archetype they claim to hate.
>>94000793
Hunk is into singular bukkake with one partner, HEATHEN
>>94000907
Hunk and Lance do bukkake?
>>94000898
Because he's appealing to fujo's, because he's a minority to their interest, because etc., etc., etc.
We've explained this many times before, anon.
>>94000898
When I first watched I assumed that girls would despise Lance for his womanizing goals yet here we are now.
>>94000945
Hunk and Vrepit Sal, BLASPHEMER
>>94000952
Yeah but I hardly ever browse these threads because they are mostly shit.
I want Pidge and Lance to have gross, sweaty sex.
>>94000970
It wouldn't have happened if Lance was white and blond.
>>94000987
Same here. I'm only popping in because SDCC is just around the corner.
>>94000987
Because we explain things over and over, or bitch about the same things over and over. I don't blame anyone but ourselves for pushing other anons out.
>>94000987
basedI'm always visiting because I have no life.
>>94001001
He'd be the most hated character in the fandom.
>>94001017
I imagine it'll be pretty shitty here when S3 drops.
>>94001049
I'd do the same but peak hours fall into nighttime here, and I'm too lazy to read back just to keep up with \canon\. But I'm hyped for some low quality rips.
>>94001001
Brown characters can do no wrong and if they do then it's only because the writers are racist
>>94001082
Who's the most hated currently? Shiro?
>>94001082
>>94001001
Lance as the problematic favorite.
>>94001049
DON'T FORGET
YOU'RE HERE FOREVER
>>94001100
real content an only improve the threadsr-right?
>>94001137
Those fools don't deserve him.
>>94001137
>Shiro?
Only on tumblr by jealous Lancefags/Klance shippers.
>>94001137
I expect Lotor to take the spot soon.
Galra Shiro is the superior Shiro. Nonbelievers can get fucked.
>>94001263
Prepare your ass for the Lotor discourse.
>>94001189
>Possible beach episode makes every single characterfag in here crazy
>More galra's so galrafags will go crazy
>More entirely platonic Keith and Lance rivalry so tumblr goes crazy, which in turn makes these threads crazy
Help
>>94001276
They already gave him a canon galra form in the appearance of yellow eyes instead of human ones.
>>94001310
I CAN'T WAIT
>>94001357
You mean Hagar as Shiro?
>>94001276
GalraShiro is alright, but SlutShiro is the favorite.
>>94001310
>More entirely platonic Keith and Lance rivalry
Nah, that's not enough to upset them, they need to straight up have Keith kiss Allura and have Lance get a girlfriend for true discourse.
>>94001357
That doesn't matter to me, anon. That one fic hit my tf fetish just right and now I have a might need for more art.
>>94001310
I still want a bake-off episode. Hunk and Sal reunion ft. Shiro's shitty cooking
>>94001394
>>94001429
Man, all I can see with "Kuro" art is Haggar living out some crazy fetishes of hers or using it as a way to get Sendak to fuck her.
>>93999763
Shiro: pedophilia
Keith: turbo slut
Hunk: rock fucking
Lance: milf chasing
Allura: galra lust
Coran: something to do with facial hair
>>94001483
>Shiro: pedophilia
I don't like this.
>>94001481
Haggar is probably a fujoshit
>>94001475
Question for the thread
Would you eat Shiro's potentially deadly food if it meant you could fug him afterwards?
>>94001483
>the others are reasonable
>then there's Shiro straight up being degenerate and illegal
c'mon, the man spent a year in prison with a bunch of furry creatures, be more creative than that
>>94001483
Pidge:1 girl 1 jar
>>94001550
Why else would he get shipped to kerberos, if not to be away from all the kids there? He's a hero.
>>94001372
Go fuck yourself, I managed to forget that abomination existed before nowl
>>94001524
Loli Romelle
>>94000987
They're shit because they only ever discuss tumblr or the fans or whine about how people ship the wrong things. Honestly, they should just be in /trash/ until we get new content because no one seems capable of actually discussing the show but we're getting that new content tomorrow so whatever.
>>94001541
Depends. What is he cooking that ISN'T nuggies?
>>94001541
Of course.
I also like to think Keith probably doesn't even realize how awful Shiro's cooking really is.
>>94001422
Unwilling slut Shiro is best form, though
>>94001567
Oh bitch please, don't even try to tell me Shiro's fetish wouldn't be crossbreeding, bukkake, and giant beast cock as a result of his jail time. pedophilia is just uncreative and weird.
>>94001550
Pedophilia is a mental disorder. Stop being ableist.
>>94001613
Keith is probably used to grilling roadkill over trashcan fires.
Also post more purple, you fags
>>94001658
>Also post more purple, you fags
Get a better attitude first, mister.
>>94001628Por que no los dos
>>94001429
>Be writers of new voltron
>Make Kallura a thing
>Lance doesn't get anyone
>Pull a bryke and make Klance in the last 30 seconds
>Go on 4chan to see the salt
>feelsdevilishman
>>94001541
In a heartbeat.
>>94001658
>>94001683
>>94001429
I think they meant how the threads hinge on every single reaction klancers have to anything ever because apparently that's a more interesting topic than actual discussion.
>>94001690
>>94001570
Can't resist with s3 being so close
>>94001658
Psst. Hey, anon.Not everyone here is a furry for aliens, you fuck[/spoiler[
>>94001541
I'd gladly risk salmonella and e-coli poisoning if it meant getting a chance to be inside him.
>>94001541
Absolutely. I'd train myself with daily low concentration doses of poison, enduring the excruciating pain of systemic shock and potentially partial paralysis for a taste of that sweet sweet bod.just cuddling with him and falling asleep listening to the beating of his heart and feeling his cold metal arm under my shirt would be great, though ;_;
>>94001541
What's the downside?
>>94001718
DINGDINGDING
You get a noprize!
>>94001762
>That spoiler
Gay.
>>94001762
>>94001747
But wouldn't you have to worry about the inevitable assorted bowel issues that might pop up during sex?unless you're into that, I guess
>>94001774
You eventually have to pull yourself away from his naked glistening body because his cooking gave you horrible diarrhea.
>>94001811
I'm not usually, I swear. I blame Shiro for changing something deep inside of me.
>>94001865
I want Shiro to change something deep inside of me
>>94001762
>and falling asleep listening to the beating of his heart
I, too, would love to rest my head on those glorious melons every night, anon.
Looking forward for Toonmix in a few months, wonder how many extreme kink Shiro doujinshi's we will get.
>>94001930
I don't think I'd be able to sleep without cupping one of his tits all night
>>94001930
Nature's gifts are better than any orthopedic pillow.
>>94001832
>not making him eat it as punishment
>>94001524
the man shot himself into space to get as far away from human children as possible. he's a hero to moral pedos everywhere.
>>94001896
I love the idea of teen Shiro being a hothead. This is why he can see leader potential in Keith.
>>94001999
Stop that.
>>94002044
I don't want to hear that from you, sweaty armpit-licker!
>>94001999
No, I want to get over it and swallow tons of Pepto Bismol so I can go back to playing with Shiro's hot titties.
>>94002009
Same 2bh it's my headcanon
>>94002009
>hothead
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB SLAV
>>94000990
What a novel idea!
>>94002009
This.
>>94002009
Bad boy Shiro is real.
The Galaxy Garrison helped him to reform and cool down.
>>94002077
>has a Shiro titty-pad
>reminded everyday of my choices
I bet Shiro's t-shirts smell like fresh, sweet milk.
Shiro took Matt's lunchmoney, but he forgave him when he wrote an apology letter years later.
>>94002176
W-where can I get a Shiro titty-pad?
>>94002176
Oh, fuck, is this me in the near future?
>>94001100
I'm gonna be out all day so I'm gonna miss everything.
>>94001276
Altean Shiro Master Race REEEEEE
>>94002210
I got mine at Anime Central, artist sells on their site too.
http://weeaboutique.tictail.com/product/shiro-tiddy-mouse-pad
>>94002264
This is fucking ugly
>>94002264
Alteans are gross
>>94002186
His boobs must get so hot and sweaty during the summer.
Is Shiro going to get an Altean tech arm?
>>94002523
>Nipples chafe against his shirt in heat so he has to take it off
>>94002563
Yes and it will be ugly
>>94002563
You can see his whole arm removed in leaked artwork. It's replaced with the Altean look contraption.
>>94000321
>>94000358
Lance pilots the Red Lion because he took the Red Pill. He's MGTOW now.
>>94002523
He needs to let those precious mammaries breathe.
>>94002584
The Galra design is superior, as always.
>>94002668
That is one shitshow of an image.
>>94002638
>>94002584
No more Shiro Galra arm fisting
>>94002523
How have they not made a scene where Shiro has to unzip that vest a little so we can see some cleavage? I'm quite frankly appalled.
>>94002638
Why would he downgrade his arm like that?
>>94002668
Lance keeps up to date with Return of Kings and posts on RooshV.
>>94002708
Only the shittiest image quality for my shitposting m'lord
>>94002730
He negs the Red Lion and that's how he gets the ability to pilot it
>>94002668
>Lance: I hate Latinos
>Hunk: But aren't yo--
>Lance: I'M SCOTTISH
>>94002773
kek
KEK
>>94002566
>>94002670
>his whole body is glistening from the sweat
>all the friction against his tight shirt causing his tits to swell and his nipples to be slightly reddened
>beads of sweat trickle down his cleavage
>Shiro breathing heavily in relief from being free of that confining shirt
MUH
>>94002773
Jesus I split my sides
>>94002517
>elven, shapeshifting fetish fuel vs generic furrybait
your loss but alright
>>94002176How many times a day do you have to break away from typing or clicking to squeeze one of those tiddies and pretend it's really him?
>>94001481
The fact that it's really Haggar (and Sendak knows it) and they fuck anyway just makes it hotter.
>>94002927
Alteans aren't true elves because the males have facial hair which is goddamn gross. Their shapeshifting abilities is just changing skin color and being slightly bigger. There is no turning into a fire truck or dildo fucky machine transformation.
>>94002927
Apparently Galra have magic powers but we don't know what they are yet.
>>94003005
Dick shapeshifting
>>94001658
>Also post more purple, you fags
Sure thing.
>>94003005
Being sexy.
>>94002955I knead it every day like a damn cat.
>>94003005
Amazing squatting powers.
>>94002986
Why is facial hair gross but the Galra's full body hair isn't? And there's no substantial proof a more experienced Altean couldn't shapeshift further, don't go killing a man's tentacle dick dreams
>>94003075
I probably wouldn't be able to stop myself from putting my mouth on it and pretending I'm sucking Shiro's tiddies while using the other hand to jerk off, so maybe it's for the best that I never own one.
>>94003127
I don't like Galra either. Neither are that attractive but the fact that Alteans develop beards when they are infants is nasty.
>don't go killing a man's tentacle dick dreams
Please. It's canon they can't even turn into a balloon.
>>94003153
>It's canon they can't even turn into a balloon.
Alteans are fucking disappointments
>>94003145
The downside of having any physical Shiro merch.
>>94003195
>be a shapeshifting species
>can't even shapeshift enough to appeal to the internets inflation fetishists
Truly a shit species.
>>94003127
They actually said in the show that Alteans can't do anything more complex than that.
>>94003153
Well know Arusians are the hottest and superior alien species.
>>94003127
Have you seen Haggar's "Galra disguise"? Bitch just turned purple.
>>94003153
>>94003239
Also these.
Haggar is the only good Altean because she knows they are inferior.
>>94003345
mai waifu
>>94003297
>>94003345
Haggar is a self loather.
>>94003358
She's the best waifu. I wonder what kind of Galra she likes the best. Does she like the furry ones like Sendak? Or is she only loyal to turtle Galra like Zarkon?
>>94003382
That's why she is good.
>>94003382
As all Alteans should be.
>>94003005
I really want to know what their powers are.
>>94003399
I don't mind Haggar being loyal to Zarkon. Just don't make them a romance kthnx,
>>94003455
>romance
This. I would hate for that to happen. I want Zarkon to be in love with his dead Altean waifu. Haggar being Lotor's mom is also shit.
>>94003433
The power to turn shitty crime ridden swap meets tun by Unilu jews into nice, clean malls run by Galra.
>>94003455
Zarkon is her bro, they have been through hell together. Sendak is the one she likes to fuck.
>>94003480
Zarkon has only ever loved his dead waifu. He thinks about her all the time.
Zarkon is pure.
I'm really curious how they're going to go about the food goo. What consistency is it? Like silly putty? That nickelodeon slime? What's the taste?
>>94003581
It's soylent green, anon.
>>94003596
Episode where they realize Hunk's a serial killer and has been feeding them all the liquefied remains of people from the planets they've saved never ever.
>>94003527
Zeith tho
>>94003747
No thanks.
>>94003747
Zeith is best.
>>94003581
I'll let you know when I try it.
>>94003728
Shiro disappeared because of Hunk.
>>94003808
>>94003841
Anti-Zeith vs. Pro-Zeith
FIGHT
>>94003747
Pig disgusting.
>>94003808
I don't care for Zeith either. It's funny tho.
>>94003884
I am not bothered.
>>94003912
Zarkon/Lotor is better. Lotor got his looks from his mom and Zarkon feels an attraction to his son because of it.
>>94003912
Zeith is an amusing meme ship for me. I don't care about it, but it can be funny to post about sometimes.
>>94003980
FUCK OFF
ZARKON
IS
PURE
>>94003866
>paladins eating their daily food goo
>one of them bites something hard
>it's a finger from a galra tech prosthetic arm
>>94004005
He purely penetrates his sons anus every weekend
>>94003866
Hunk murdered Shiro because he said rocks were boring.
>>94004020
Hunkibbal Lecter episode, when?
>>94004005
Most of the Galra didn't know about Lotor because he spent his whole life locked up in daddy's sex dungeon
>>94004050
>>94004142
Stop slandering the emperor like this. I refuse to listen to this nonsense.
>>94004225
Zotor is actually the lgbt representation, pass it on
>>94004117
>you still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the yuppers. and you think if you save poor laika, you could make them stop, don't you? you think if laika gets tummy rubs, you won't wake up in the dark ever again to that awful screaming of the yuppers
>>94004350
>I ate his liver with some goo, and a nice numvill
>Sss-sss-sss-sss-sss-sss
>>94004940
When the moon is full he transforms into a slut.
Or when the moon is half full.
Or when the moon is a crescent.
What I'm trying to say is, he's a slut 100% of the time.
>>94005233
Now now, just because he's got a /fit/ body and wears clothes that are basically painted on and cling to every curve, doesn't mean he's a slut.
welp, now all I want in life is allura with Teeth
>>94006046
What do I even call that? Sharklura? Virallura?
>>94006046
Oh, she has teeth alright.
>>94006197
I am repulsed, but also morbidly curious.
>>94006272
Just think, that's what Zarkon's waifu has. He stuck his turtle cock into that, willingly.
>>94003980
>>93986068
I may have missed it
do we actually know HOW Shiro lost his arm?
It makes me wonder if it's gonna connect to Lotor, and give Shiro the revenge complex that the original Sven had (or Shiro #2 in Golion)
>>94006679
>do we actually know HOW Shiro lost his arm?
It seemed to me that it was surgically removed and replaced by the Galra, as evidenced by Shiro's line, "You already took my arm". It could be that he lost it during his earlier arena bouts, but that line seems to imply it was removed intentionally.
>>94006880
But if that's true, there's got to be a reason for it.
Grooming him for higher gladiatorial combat maybe, but even then, it seems odd, unless someone was favoring him specifically.
It's possible the writers just needed a way for a Bayardless Shiro to keep up with the others, and cyborg hand was just an easy way to go.
>>94006943
>got to be a good reason
the Galra have robeasted an assumed spy, ravaged the Balmera to the point where the planet started to die, and have prisoners fight in an arena to begin with. I would absolutely not put it past them to take his arm for the only reason being they could and they wanted to.
>>94006679
>>94006880
>>94006943
Didn't they want to turn him into their weapon? Why didn't the Galra think to hardcore brainwash him into being that? I want some Winter Soldier-esque action, otherwise the whole plot point of him being captured and altered is ultimately pointless.
>>94006943
the arm replacement was a druid experiment, they say this outright in the show
>>94007012
>this subplot is pointless if it doesn't follow my headcanon
Okay.
>>94007227
but was it an experiment on him specifically for a reason?
>>94007311
What point is there to it if it doesn't lead to anything? It's not like it's there for character growth, we aren't introduced to Shiro till after the fact.
>>93986068
Volton: Legendary Defender Vol. 2 has been resolicited due to production troubles. #1 and #2 will be released on October 11 and 25, respectively, and the remaining issues will be released monthly.
>>94004225
t. Varkon
>>94007779
>production issues
Don't believe their lies, it's because of S3 spoilers.
>>94008002
What's the point if Shiro isn't there?
>>94007439
Shiro was doing quite well in the arena. Haggar is always interested in acquiring new specimens, and Shiro seemed tough enough to survive the surgery and neural integration without going into shocklike so many others. So she gave the go ahead to her disciples and they went to work on the hot new fighter. It turned out better (and worse) than expected.
The Galra are big into cybernetics. A lot of their top soldiers sport chrome limbs. It comes as no surprise that they test experimental combat cyberware on combat thralls. They make the perfect guinea pigs before putting the brass under the knife. Didn't Sendak even say that Shiro's arm was a prototype?
Waiting in line is my favorite pastime.
>>94009274
Soldier on, anon. I'll support you from under this blanket!
>>94009274
>>94009425
Stand strong, Anon, stand strong for Pidge
Who wants to be today's panel will be full of awkward questions about Klance?
>>94009468
>blonde Pidge
MUH
>>94009495
More likely the thread cries about it when it's not because talking about Klance shippers is all we do these days. I'm expecting it to be mostly super inane questions nobody cares about or shit about future episodes the staff obviously can't answer.
So much Shirofagging in this thread....wow
And it's almost hitting bump limit now.
>>94009721
Shiro is love, Shiro is life.
Is galrafagging time already?
>>94009721
I see no problem. It's better to make a new thread for SDCC anyway.
>>94009776
Five more minutes. DO NOT post Galra before then.
>>94009793
Final post it's Galrafagging tome
Fuck yeah, let's kill it
Why are these threads such fucking cancer?
Good morning faggots. OP here, will be making a new thread as soon as the galrafagging will begin.
>>94010005
Because we have to meet a cancer quota to appease our shitpost diety.
>>94010169
Mods won't let another Voltron thread up until the previous dies.
>>94010209
>mods being this anal over a once/twice weekly thread
And they do it for free, folks
Eurofag here, how long till the panel starts?
>>94010316
Just under 3 hours
>>94010355
Thanks
>>94010389
So we need this thread off of page 10 before then?
>>94010404
I don't think that'll be a problem.
>>94010209
>>94010416
>3 hours
It should be gone before then so go ahead, keep posting away. I'll be here.
Bingo elder reporting: I am at the line!
BINGO ANON.
>>94010520
how long is the line? how far in the line are you??
>>94010559
It's getting long. There's about 50 peole ahead of me and my friend which is fantastic. And they're using ballroom 6BCF so it's huge.
>>94010582
How many obese keith and/or lance cosplayers are there?
>>94010603
The Keiths haven't been fat yet, but plenty of fatty Lances.
I'm really hoping I get to see the panel. Last I heard there was only one person in line.
>>94010603
Dozens. I had to blacklist the cosplay tag because I was getting tired of seeing ugly, doughy lesbians in shitty wigs infesting my dash.
>>94010582
On >>94010544
I don't see anything about autograph signing, unless they put it in the cosplay meetup where I know Lauren will be.
>>94010638
>one person
Anon pls. The line is getting longer every minute. Also please don't find me.
>>94010659
Autograph signing is on Friday.
>>94010638
Sit in the back so that you'll have quick access to the exit once the panel is over
>>94010661
When are they opening the doors?
>>94010681
Bingo here, I guess there is another goer here. Thing is I'd need something close if I want to ask a question.
>>94010709
I thought you were going to ask it at the autograph signing as opposed to the panel? Do whichever you feel comfortable with elder
>>94010661
How far in the line are you? It's a shame you're with the soon to be sweaty lesbian cosplayers. I think bingoelder is further up in the line than you.
>>94010757
>How far in the line are you? It's a shame you're with the soon to be sweaty lesbian cosplayers. I think bingoelder is further up in the line than you
I'm bingo anon. I had thought there was someone else on this thread that was there. Right now the line end is outside.
Joaquim drew this last night.
>>94010918
A shipper comments on it.
Neil doesn't care about 'fandom creativity' as Bex calls it. This fandom doesn't know how to have fun and he's tired of it.
>>94010825
There's still another 2 hours to go, you and your friend hang in there.
>>94010918
C-cute!
>>94010681
I don't have a badge but I'm at the Marriott. Honestly at this point I'm willing to suck a dick to get in. It's the only thing I care about from the whole con, a friend who is volunteering practically used me as a ride.
>>94010995
How does one get a badge? I thought they gave those to you at the entrance
>>94010918
>pidge will never press her butt against your back
krill me
>>94011024
The whole online registration process thing. There's no way to get a badge at this point unless you buy/win it from a professional's, press', radio host's thing. They haven't been on sale for months now.
>>94010708
10:30 is when the event starts, so I'm assuming a bit before then.
>>94011061
So our only hope is for them to pick you at the Q/A, unless this anon >>94010638
has a badge.
>>94011077
>arrive 2 hours early
>line got to where people are waiting out in the sun
Thank goodness you made the right choice, also, Lauren posted this.
>>94011020
They fucking killed him before he could finish
>>94011122
Both posts were me. The friend I gave a ride was volunteering but it turns out she's not leaving until 10. By then the line will be huge and I don't think I'll be able to enter.
Which is why I was so keen on dicksucking if anything to get in. But then again, it was my fault for being so naive. Guess I'll try and see if I can try the food goo later on.
>>94011186
Braid FemKeith is better.
>>94011169
>keen on dicksucking if anything to get in
The question is who would you suck to get that access.
>>94011169
>Wow anon! Thank for the ride
>Sure, could I ask a favor though? could I borrow your badge for the Voltron autograph signing? It's really important that I get this
>Of course anon! But, I'm not leaving the hotel until 10:00 and I know the autograph line will be long but I'm not standing in that line for 2 hours
Some friend that is. You gave her a ride, the least she could do was repay you back by doing this
>>94011186
Looks like Videl not Keith, no thanks.
>>94011329
Gonna join in on the keithfag posting
>>94011236
I have no idea. Once I get a badge I'd guess I'd suck a dick to cut in line.
>>94011254
The worst part is we're from the south of the goddamn border. That means a highway drive from out quaint little town in Mexico to here, cheap hotel that at the cheapest was 100 bucks and then this.
I'm so done.
>>94011351
Go on ahead.
>>94011387
Literally drop her friendship after this. It seems like she's seriously using you. Your journey to SDCC should have been a two way street. You're there for the bingo question thanks to her badge, and she's there to fuck around thanks to the free ride you gave her.
>>94011454
Baby Shiro a cute.
>>94010918
it's perfect
>>94011387
I agree with >>94011454 you can't even get in to SDCC despite that pain of a travel over + hotel fees.
>>94011387
What this guy said. >>94011454
>>94011399
I would read the shoujo manga where Lance yearns for Shiro-senpai with Slav as the rival and Platt as the alternate love interest who winds up being end-game.
Almost dead, just in time. See you in the hype thread