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KFC part 3 Storytime

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It's time for part 3 of the KFC DC Trilogy.

This is KFC Across the Universe
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And it maintains continuity with the other KFC comics too.
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Yessssss
I'm afraid they might be peaked though I'd were regressing from multi to uni
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>>93983214
Well we do have the source wall. And look who else showed up!
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>>93983198
>Two appearances of Grenda in a GL comic in one week

Huh
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>>93983244
Weird isn't it.
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>>93983255
>$3457.50
>To feed the entire universe

Did they send only one capsule with one burger to every sector?
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>>93983209
OH SHIT LARFLEEZE!
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Guess next issue will feature New Gods and Apokolips.
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>>93983322
>T. Sinestro
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The end. Hope you enjoyed it.
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>>93983322
>Darkseid discovers the Anti-Life Equation is somehow used in the concoction of the 11 Secret Herbs and Spices

Bring it.
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>>93983322
>Granny Goodness
We're getting a Part 4 that takes place in Apokolips right?
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>>93983339
This one wasn't as good as the last one but it was still fun, thanks OP
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>>93983128
god bless you op
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>>93983186
>his space suit is just is regular suit
Truly the Colonel is the best DC character
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>>93983311
Did they shoop the burgers at the last minute?
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>>93983209
it begins
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>>93983128
ANOTHER ONE?! Nice
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>>93983176
What's up with the Flash's outfit?
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>>93983186
>No Ch'p

Well, fuck you Hall
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>>93983163
I fucking love this already.
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>>93983558
Couldn't tell ya. Was too busy looking at the other flash's figure. Hot Damn
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>>93983558
It's the DCYou costume
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>>93983245
>Nth metal couldn't hurt lantern constructs

Is this true?
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>>93983636
Probably not after Metal
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>>93983636
Orange lantern is pretty strong.
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>>93983209
hahah, god damn
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The guy that writes this, Tony Bedard. How are his other comics?
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>>93983289
If they want more they will have to pay for more.
Colonel Sanders is honest, but not stupid
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KFC - Across the Universe (2017) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth)
http://www90.zippyshare.com/v/U9OY1MnZ/file.html
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I sincerely can't understand how these always turn out so fucking good. I honestly wish they made this a monthly mini so we can have more adventures with the greatest characters to ever grace the DC Multiverse.
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>>93983704
Mostly mediocre or crap except for REBELS and the Beowulf backup in Sword of Sorcery. Those were real good.
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>>93983341
Yes, YES!

The secret ingredient is love
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>>93983847
Probably because they have free reign on the stories and it's about having fun while writing rather than awkwardly promoting KFC products.
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>>93983186
>that space suit

Not gonna lie, I actually laughed pretty hard at this.
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>>93983209
OF FUCKING COURSE
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>>93983171
Based on a true story btw
https://www.space.com/37275-world-view-chicken-sandwich-edge-of-space.html
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I don't have time to read it right now. Is it as amazing as the previous two?
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>>93983322
>Go to website expecting joke store page
>Actual shop where you can buy KFC themed merch
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>>93983704
REBELS and GLC were pretty good
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>>93983299
>The franchising contract's heading is "The Hard Way"
Man, why are KFC comics so good?
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Lol this is pretty awesome, can regular people buy this comic somewhere? Or is it like a special kfc promotion type thing?
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>>93984519
It's free on Comixology
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>>93984519
>>93984534
It's also gonna be available printed only at SDCC
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>>93983410
>>93984063
Its actually from the tv commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YY4RfeX2Z4
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>>93983255
>>93983289
I think they retail for about 3.50 each, so he sent up about a thousand. Maybe twice that if it's wholesale.
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>>93984534
>>93984557

Oh dang, guess that means it will be pretty expensive on the second market, guess I'll go with comixology then.
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>>93983322
https://www.kfclimited.com/ProductDetail.aspx?did=28027&pid=220522&logoid=0
Can't believe it's sold out already.
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>>93983636
Considering that Larfleeze is a huge powerhouse. I think it's pretty possible.
If he could think straight he could be a huge enemy of the universe.
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>>93983209
I laughed a little too hard at this
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>>93983235
Is that Magneto on the Wall
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I don't know why DC wants me to eat KFC, but it's working.
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>>93984190
It's pretty good, but nothing will beat Koln-El from the #2
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>>93983341
I kek'd too hard
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>>93983128
This cover is excellent.
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>>93983209
This is already a masterpiece.
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Best release of the week. Though I haven't read Aliens, Shaolin Cowboy, or Bettie Page yet, but it's at least the best DC release of the week (depending on how Batman '66 vs. The Legion of Super-Heroes turns out).
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Thanks, OP.
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>>93983410
>>93983186
Honestly surprised they used the commercial suit, usually these are separate from the world. Yet this issue has been nonstop zinger talk and now the suit he wore in the press conference.
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>>93983339
Is this real?
Someone should tell /v/.
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>>93983235
Are those people in the source wall anyone recognizable?
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>>93985713
I don't think it is real.
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>>93983322
>t. Sinestro
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>>93983128
what the fuck is this
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>>93984579
WTF, Rob Lowe played Colonel Sanders?
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>>93983209
>my first exposure to Larfleeze in a comic is him stealing KFC

wew
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>>93983286
>"Only the zinger has ever made me feel satisfied, even for a minute!"

something magical is happening right now
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>>93983341
my seids
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>>93984803
With big tits?
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>>93983235
>Billboards on the source wall!

Oh lawd that's funny!
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>>93983128
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KFC comics got me hook line and sinker....

Might have to buy some today for lunch.

I'm so ashamed...

Pic unrelated
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If anyone wants the two first issues:

KFC - The Colonel of Two Worlds 001 (2015) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth).cbz
http://www89.zippyshare.com/v/r62P0jzo/file.html


KFC - Crisis of Infinite Colonels 002 (2016) (digital) (Minutemen-Thoth).cbz
http://www89.zippyshare.com/v/OKIApnht/file.html
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>>93987512
comickino
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>>93984803
>>93987874

Not tits, any more than Chris Evans' chest can be called 'tits'
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>>93988934
Also the official link: https://www.comixology.com/KFC-Presents/comics-series/58724

I don't know if it matters though since it's free
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Injustice DLC when?
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>>93984519

You could probably print out the digital very nicely at a place that outputs to say a color copier. I did that once as a gift to someone, making them poster pages (11x17) from a comic they wanted. Cost me about 25 cents a page but I picked a Fed Ex Kinkos that was having a sale. I had to double side it myself, if I wanted it back to back. Not the same as secondary market or actual printing but way cheaper.

On his wall, under glass (I bought inexpensive glass frames at Ikea) the set look like a posters.
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>>93988996

Oh yeah, anyone with a CMX account can get it for free, but I was thinking someone might have wanted to story-time #1 and #2 or read them for later, or whatever.

Not everyone wants to get stuff at CMX, even the free stuff. I have an account and I never bother with it.
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>>93983209
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>>93983128
this was the best thing ever.

what's this cover referencing though? I feel i've seen it before
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>>93989384
It's a reference to a classic Green arrow / Green Lantern cover. It's slightly different as in the original it's Ollie shooting his arrow to the battery that Hal is using to charge his ring, whereas here Hal is the one shooting and the battery is now a KFC bucket.
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>>93983128
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>>93983322
>Granny Goodness
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>>93983299
a fate even worse than death.

>get killed by Larfleeze
>spend eternity working at a fast food joint as a construct...
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Did anybody get this when it was out for download on Amazon? I found out about it months after Mothers Day and the link was no longer valid. I want it bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84THNyOzkI8
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>>93983322
Aw shit yeah!, I knew the Source Wall was setting up things. There damn better be an actual Apokolickin' Good
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>>93989970
I don't think I was quite ready for that
Also why do all of KFC's videos have 40-50% dislikes?
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First, in issue one, he convinces Flash to let Mirror Master and Captain Cold to work for him. Not only that, but they didn't even *commit crimes* under Sunder - the only "crime" was people buying a lame product that was ADVERTISED as such, they were hired and worked legitimately under Sunder, and Flash was just gonna throw them in prison for that, no trial involved. Sanders instead saved them by hiring them and using their unique skills in his business.

Now he just allowed Larfleeze to actually feel contentment again via zingers, was willing to franchise him to give him a purpose in life again, and meant every word of it to him when Hal was clearly content with tricking him.

How come Colonel Sanders is proving way more moral and uplifting than the heroes of the Justice League?!
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>>93990108
peta
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>>93983128
FUCK YEEAAAS
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>>93983299
Are there any aspie NEETS here that are now considering applying to work at KFC? I'm neither, but I'm thinking about it.
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>>93985184
Batman vs Legion was already out in digital a while ago.
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>>93988934
issue 2 is still the best one
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>>93983558
For some weird reason they keep using DC You's flash costume since it was the one he was currently wearing at the time of the first issue of these comics.
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>>93983163
OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE CHICKEN IN SPACE
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>>93983209

Literally a nigger.
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>>93983128
Man, I need to print this page out.
I keep getting food poisoning from Fried Chicken.
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>>93987529
KFC has this new thing where they get different celebrities to play the Colonel since the first time they tried it everyone was creeped out by the guy that played him. Norm Macdonald is definitely my favorite so far.
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>>93993104
>remembering WWE crossovers
Dolph Ziggler was pretty damn good
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>>93990117
Because he does it the hard way
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>>93983299
>The Colonel sold a Franchise to Larfleeze
Fuck me m8 that's good
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>>93983186
Surely this is a gross misuse of the power ring.
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>>93983847
while I do agree these coming out more often would be great, making it a monthly would probably impact the quality, but it being a Quarterly would be great
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>>93990832
It's been a while since I applied to this kind of shop so I might be mixing it up with a different restaurant, but I think they might be one of the ones that when you sign the application they require you to agree to arbitration instead of suing them if something goes wrong on site. Fuck that.
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>>93983209
Best twist
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>>93983209
ONE THOUSAND HAMBOIGAS
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>>93983209
Sunava bitch. This comics is finger licking good.
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>>93983128

Holy shit yes, bracing for awesome.
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>>93983198

>Feeding KFC to a planet of robots

I love these Colonel comics so much.
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>>93983209

>He's not even eating them, just collecting them.

History's greatest monster.
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>>93983186
>all the trillions of chickens that died for this
Delicious.
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>>93983322

They can't tease us with a Guy Gardner/Colonel Sanders team-up and not make it happen, can they?
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>>93993104
Norm was definitely the best
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