Black Cat is for ___

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SS

>>93980419

Why is she drawn like a fat thighs suburban housewife.

>>93980514
She's so disgusted by Peter being a teen that she threw up on his dick and didn't even apologize? Fuck, bet that did a number on the kid's self-esteem.

>>93980526
Because Peter's endgame is accepting that he doesn't want the emotional responsibilities of a conventional relationship, and that to deny this is toxic for the other people in his life, and before middle-age sets in, he settles for Cat who starts to let herself go and turns full Christmas Cake Mode.

>>93980563
I never liked Ultimate Spider-Man.

>>93980419
Punching

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my dick

>>93980514
What gets me is that how did she not know he was a kid. Ultimate Spidey canonically sounds like a kid.

>>93980419
>eating a whole pancake yourself

it's no wonder she's so fat

>>93980792
>Not being able to eat a whole pancake yourself.
You're the kind of annoying faggot who goes to restaurants, has two bites of their food, and says they're too full.

>>93980676
Her ass put him to sleep.

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>>93980419
Rape

>>93980419
ANAL PRESS

waifu

>>93980419
Mating press

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>>93980419
Apprehending

>>93980419
Character assassination

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breeding.

what chapter is this?

>>93980419

>Flash Thompson
>Wolverine
>Luke Cage
>Daredevil
>The US Navy

And so on and so on.

>>93981820
She needs her ass kicked more often

>>93980563
>She's so disgusted by Peter being a teen that she threw up on his dick and didn't even apologize? Fuck, bet that did a number on the kid's self-esteem.

Is that the actual context? Because that kind of over-reaction is a little offensive.. Not in the, "oh my goodness, oh my word, I'm off to the tumbles".

But in the sense that I don't find it remotely appropriate or believable that a real human bean would VOMIT if they smooched a 15-16 under false pretenses, like, have you SEEN teenagers these days?

>>93982141
>Luke Cage
When the hell did that happen?

>>93982141
>The US Navy
?

>>93982174

She made a not-so-subtle comment about Fleet Week being her favorite and most "active" time of the year.

>>93982153
Bendis wrote the story and Ultimate Spidey is overrated.

>>93982166
white bitches with big asses can't resist a big black man. He had She-Hulk too.

>>93982202
I tried googling it and I'm not finding shit.

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>>93982166

Here it is being referenced in a panel from Hudlin's Black Panther.

>>93982202
>He had She-Hulk too.

You got that backwards man. She-Hulk fucked Luke Cage, not the other way around.

Is fucking Black Cat a right of passage for street level heroes?

>>93982306

Not really, getting to fuck Black Cat isn't a particularly difficult task, it's more just something they do when they're bored.

>>93982306
Iron Fist never banged her.

>>93982265
fuck yo couch nigga

>>93982349
Danny had misty for a long time. Most heroes either never truly hook up for long or their girlfriend dies. If his solo took place in new york he would probably hit that.

>>93982349
Yeah but he's a cuck boy.

>>93982306
[Spoiler]Kamala's in for a surprise then[/spoiler]

>>93982455
sorry new york only. Jersey needs to get their own town bike.

>>93982265
Hudlin's BP run was trash. None of it should be considered canon.

>>93982265
Kinda cheap, just offhandedly declare two characters fucked and its canon

>hey I had sex with mary jane last week

>remember that time emma frost lost a bet and got gang banged by the illuminati

>>93982555
>The Illuminati
All of them? Charles can't even stand up

>>93982595
all of them

>charles
He thinks her an orgasm like with dani moonstar

>>93982555

It's pretty telling though that not many people honestly bat an eye to it. I mean it's Black Cat...she literally slept with Peter's friend just to try and make him jealous. Fucking Luke is not out of her wheelhouse.

>>93982555
>>93982265
I call bullshit. Luke just wanted to sound cool. Isn't he married to JJ anyway?

>>93982792
This was before that I think.He didn't get married until well into the 2000s

>>93982792
>had black cat
It could have been a long time ago and he keeps the old sex couch as a momento.

>>93982265
>i had black cat on that couch

What a strange way of wording it...Almost defensive...

>>93982555
Comic books.

>Magneto is dead
>No wait, he's back disguised as Xorn
>No wait, he's dead
>No wait, Xorn was actually Xorn disguised as Magneto disguised as Xorn
>And here's Xorn's twin brother, Xorn

>>93982148

While I agree with this sentiment...It just felt gross watching Spider-Man do it. I don't care that it was technically Otto.

I'd rather watch her get her ass kicked in a thousand times like this
>>93980907
Than watch Peter Parker in any form do it once.
It just feels gross. Like watching Hank slap Janet. Or Black Bolt watching from the shadows as Medusa sucks his brother's cock.

>>93980419
Pretending to be your gf and stealing your portrait of Doom

>>93980514
This is someone's fetish.

>>93982343
>Not really, getting to fuck Black Cat isn't a particularly difficult task,

It is now that Slott ruined her.
Now she's too much of a massive bitch for casual costumed rooftop flings with everyone under the sun.

Although it is fairly telling that, despite all of the men (And most certainly women) she fucks, she keeps getting drawn back to Spider-Man.
Like all of these various flings are just her petty and misguided way of trying to get Spider-Senpai to notice her and be with her, and every time she fucks a Daredevil or a Luke Cage she isn't thinking "I'm enjoying my time with this man", she's thinking "Spider is going to be SO jealous when he finds out. He'll HAVE to take me back THIS time! He won't be able to keep his hands off me!".
Even during the last few years before OMD she was frequently portrayed as having massive regrets about not giving the Peter Parker half of Spider-Man a chance when she could, and always resolved to swoop in and steal him away from Mary Jane at the first opportunity.

>>93982869
>This is where Black Cat had me- I mean! Where I had Black Cat!

>>93980419
You

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So this is finally a Black Cat pic dump thread, huh? Noice.

>>93982885
>Or Black Bolt watching from the shadows as Medusa sucks his brother's cock.
...wut?

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>ywn have a qt who lusts for you 24/7
It hurts

>>93980514
I swear to go his face gets me every fucking time I see it.
>'what did I do wrong?'
>'does this mean no sex?'
>'aw fuck man why did I take off the mask?'

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>>93983504
That was one of the first panels I saw of her about 4 years ago since I had stopped reading. I knew then that I had to start comics again.

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>ywn come home to this

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CUTE

>>93980514
This is the dumbest page ever. And people say that this comic is somehow not shit. All Bendis is shit and this is clearly no exception.

>>93982174
Alternate universe genderbend.

>>93982265
BLACKED Cat.

>>93982349
He just fisted her.

>>93982265
>Hudlin

That explains everything.

>>93983548
>ywn get to lick milk off Black Cat's tits

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>>93984439
>ywn get to suck milk out of Black Cat's tits

>>93984439
>putting your tongue where dozens if not hundreds of dicks have been

>>93980514
Wait wasn't Felicia (black cat) the same age as Peter and Gwen?

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>>93984473
>he wouldn't make love with Black Cat
Faggot

>>93984487
I didn't say that. I just wouldn't put my mouth on any part of her body

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>>93980419
>worshipping a poor man's Catwoman

Being a Mouseketeer must be a sad existence.

>>93984479
not in Ultimate Spider-Man. different continuity

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>>93984674
Black Cat is the patricians choice though. I don't see anyone making threads for Catwoman either.

White hair > Black hair

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>>93984635
>wouldn't put my mouth on any part of her body
How much of a disgusting homosexual can one person be?

>>93981924
Frank cho is a national treasure.

>>93983376
>Pete cheating on MJ
Out of character, but hot

>>93984756
>I don't see anyone making threads for Catwoman either.
There's no need. Catwoman is universally known and beloved, she doesn't need shilling. It's like how we don't have Batman or Superman or Wolverine threads.

Funny how these Black Cat threads only pop up when D*sney is thinking about using her...

>>93984917
>dude shills lmao
Hang yourself.

>>93980514
i wonder how she reacted when peter died

>>93983430
''i wanna hear what she sounds like''
lmao

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>>93980514
I get the feeling that this page makes just as much sense in context.

>>93985032
It makes reasonable sense, even if it is over the top. Black Cat wanted to fuck Spiderman, but she didn't know he was a nerdy fifteen year old.

>>93980419
MARRIAGE

>>93982265
simple: the nigger is lying. Black cat doesn't go near niggers.

>>93984868
mj is irrelevant

>>93982141
>>The US Navy
Wut? Can someone spoonfeed me on this ?

Did she stops being evil ?

>>93985675

Slott is still writing Spider-Man, what do you think?
That said, they might force her back into the teasing cat burglar role somehow if Silver and Black ends up being popular (lol) and Marvel sees an easy opportunity to make more deals with Sony and cash in on more popular females.

>>93980419
Ripping off catwoman.

>>93984756
>You can only see a bit of her bush
So fucking sexy and tastefull