Remember that time that John Constantine bluffed God?

>>93978180
That's dumb.

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>>93978180
Remember that time that John Constantine wore a space helmet with riding a silver surfboard carrying a ray gun?

Remember that time Constantine became a bum because his pixxie dream girl left him?

>>93978180
>John Constantine can "outmaneuver" Lucifer.
>all of Hell would follow him because reasons, since he's so smart
>this is a credible threat
>when, in fact, souls are quite destructable, and Lucifer once destroyed trillions of souls as an afterthought because someone pissed him off

god forbid anyone keep internal consistency.

>>93978180
Remember when hillbillies drugged him into doing a porno with a dog?