So..... how much money do you think Sony is gonna be paying the

I feel like I've been seeing posters and promo ads of this movie for like 3 years already.

And this movie is STILL not out yet?

>>93974573
Is this a new kind of metashilling? "Teehee won't this movie be awful? But let's talk about it anyway! You know, for the LOLs."

>>93974573
Everybody including the studio knows it's a mediocre ripoff of Inside Out. The reviews will either be "surprisingly average, kids will enjoy" or "lazy consumerist death-of-cinema etc etc". I will be shocked beyond belief if it's any other outcome.

>>93974686
It comes out in 9 days, 2 hours, and 14 minutes.

Inevitability of Gradualness: Usually, in a few years, you are made stringbean-thin or grotesquely deformed, crippled and ugly or even made over one foot shorter or one foot taller as the Computer God sees fit. Virtually ALL of the important Instant Plastic Surgery is done to you inside the Computer God Sealed Robot Operating Cabinet; even unbelievable, impossible plastic surgery operations - all impossible even for dozens of vicious kosher-bosher doctors working around the clock for weeks! The Computer God sealed robot-arm operating cabinet can perform all of the above impossible plastic surgery operations overnight - even dwarfting you over a foot or increasing your height by two feet! This is possible because Computer God Robot Operating Cabinet imitates your microminiature electrical current intelligence system in your body. It even duplicates the microminiature electric currents that soften your broken bones to create mending of them and then creates stress, either compressing the bones - thereby shortening them - or stress to make the bones grow longer. Spring, 1984, Mr. Dec; lifelong would-be-doctor and printer. Insight to the Worldwide Computer God Stratified Closed Society perfected by hospital birth, making possible lifelong Frankenstein controls and lifelong hampering human defects. Containment Policy hospital birth lifelong "gifts" example: deformed, crippled, retarded, pox, hives, warts, moles, blindness, deafness, poor vision, etc. Kosher-bosher containment policy work "good" doctors secret health example: cataract, rheumatism, weak heart, damaged vision, epilepsy, fainting spells, paralysis, loss of memory, trembling, gout, diabetes; many diseases!

>>93974573
Doesn't need any, kids are already all over it.

The worldwide unbelievable lowest deadly gangster kosher- bosher vicious "medical profession"; worldwide unbelievable instant plastic surgery BUTCHERYof the body and brain - especially the face! Wipe-on hormones and laser beam surgery causing instant ugly deep wrinkles, scars, age spots, arthritis, freckles, blemishes, pimples. Red, brown, black or even sick white face and body. Worldwide dark negroidic-colored male sex organs to brainwash inferior female brain for overall plan: intermarry with niggers! Total graying and balding, even hairy body and furry body. Mustached, bearded women, even wipe-on synthetic hormones causing cancerous growth. Bloating, swelling, deformed big pickle- nose. Bulldog hanging cheeks and jowls. From teenage gradual wipe-on yellowing, browning and blackening of teeth and instant grinding and acids leaving hollow brown stumps, so vocal chords are made raspy, aged; creating a wrinkled, ugly gargoylic clown-booze- face worldwide population by age 70. Deformed, crippled, weak and brain damaged, nu, senile!

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I love a good Francis E Dec rant as much as anyone, but what's the context?

Lingering for INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS: extermination! For your ONLY hope for a future; do you know ONE word of pray for me, Francis E. Dec? Computer God computerized brainthinking sealed robot operating arm surgery cabinet machine removal of most of the frontal command-lobe of the brain - gradually during lifetime and overnight in all insane asylums (after Computer God kosher-bosher one month probation period), creating helpless, hopeless Computer God Frankenstein Earphone Radio Parroting Puppet brainless slaves resulting in millions of hopeless helpless homeless derelicts in all JerU.S.Alem cities and Soviet slave work camps. Not only the hangman rope Deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet scum-on-top know this top medical secret even worse deadly gangster Jew disease; from deaf Ronnie Reagan to U.S.S.R. Gorbachev know this oy vay Computer God Containment Policy (top secret) Eventual brainloboto-mization of the entire world population for the Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist Computer God Overall Plan - an ideal worldwide population of light-skinned, low hopeless and helpless Jew-mulattos; the Communist "Black Wave" of the future.

>>93975217
What kids. All my friends with kids said the movie looked dumb and they didn't want to see it.

>>93975199
why no seconds?

>>93975254
Small kids, like pre-schoolers. I work in a toy store, we keep the Emoji movie merch in the pre-school section and I regularly have to refill its section. Literally every kid I've seen holding the stuff couldn't talk in complete sentences.

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The emoji movie will make retarded money and get good reviews because Sausage Party broke the ass ceiling when it comes to cartoon movie degeneracy

>>93976033
Sausage Party could at least pave the way for better R rated animated movies and wasn't made for the sole purpose of commercialism.

>>93958253
Hey it could be a genuine animated drama. That would be a good thing.

>>93977850
More likely it would be a comedy with nothing to gain from using these characters.

>>93975328
To be fair kids will like stuffed animal for things they've never seen or intend to see so that's not super telling.

It's if their parents interpret this as them wanting to see the movie which honestly like The Smurfs and Alvin and the Chipmunks it's probably going to serve to just be pretty moving colors for toddlers. In the end the movie will make back it's money in merch sales.

>>93974573
Meh.

>>93976033
But this isn't cartoon moive degeneracy. This is "Kind of late, but not too late" pandering that as the same literal plot as the lego movie but worse because it's fucking emjois.

>>93974905
I thought it was supposed to be a ripoff of Smash-it-Sam?

>>93982124
No, this is the plot theme.

I have learned recently that I am X, but I don't like being X and I don't think I could ever be what I am supposed to be. I'm going to run away on an adventure trying to find true meaning to these feelings with a manic pixie dream girl archetype companion who will help me get in touch with my feelings more and see parts of this world I never knew existed and what I really could be.

How it ends is a mystery of whether he accepts being what he is, or rejects what he is and says you don't have to be what you were expected to be.