Admit it, you're going to watch this aren't you?

>>93944409
No!

The real question is, how much will Sony pay the critics for good reviews?

I'd fuck the scene/emo girl emoji though.

>>93944409
Nope.

>>93944478
Do you think we will have something like the "I called boss baby and he answered" video?

I'm good.

>>93944409
This movie is going to make millions off of people who are going to ironically see it.

fuck no

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>>93944409

Are people going to watch this instead?

Does someone have a gun to my head?

>>93944409
Nope. No one I'm friends with is going to drag me to it, and I'm not going to pay money to see it.

>>93944409
Only when the camrip come out.not going to see it in theaters,no way

>>93944409
>Movie is about emojis
>Punk girl is a hacker for some reason

no?

I'm going to pay for some other movie that's in the same theater that deserves the money more than this one. That bar isn't very high so it could be any other movie.

>>93944409
i will but i'm not paying for it

>>93944409
If anything, I will pirate it. I don't want to support Sony.

Did I watch the Flappy Crush movie? No.

Maybe years later, if I'm bored.

>>93944409
Probably. Just to laugh at how bad it is.

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>>93944409
I'm not gonna pay for it tho

>>93944409
>Sony animation
No

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>tj miller got fired/left sv for this shit

Never in my life have I watched a movie when the basic premise was off putting to me, the one exception being CARS and that was forced on me.

>>93944409
>Director
>Tony Leondis
>Previous Films
The Emoji Movie (completed)
2011 Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters (Video short)
2008 Igor
2005 Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (Video)

Could surprise people

I'll pirate it like Sausage Party and Angry Birds.

>>93944409
>tfw seriously considering seeing it in theaters
I've got a couple of friends who really want to see it just to see how bad it is. So do I, but I really don't want to pay for it. Maybe I'll let one of them buy my ticket.

>>93944608
what happens in that video? i aint giving that fag a click

>>93944409
I'll just wait for someone to pirate it.

>>93946367
It's probably going to be of average quality (so no Foodfight fiasco here) because it's going to remind people of Inside Out and Wreck it Ralph but it's still creatively bankrupt

>>93946438
use hooktube, youpak or a archiver then

>>93946438
nothing, he calls a number which he has saved as boss baby. then the call fails. don't forget to like and subscribe and comment your favorite food so you can win one of 50 20$ Apple gift cards

>>93946491
so angry birds?

I need to, I'm writing some Infinite Loops for this shit over on Spacebattles.

>>93946418
See the movie but convince your friends to get a ticket to something else so Sony doesn't get the money.

>>93944409
By pirating it

>>93944409
Yeah!

Fuck no. Are you fucking kidding me?

Hell no. Only when a decent Webrip comes out will I watch to see how bad it truly is.

>>93944698
Me

>>93944409
I would rather rip my dick off, throw it in a lake, and drink a bottle of Windex than see this movie.

>>93952195
Bet you wouldn't.

I'll go and see Baby Driver again. I really enjoyed it.

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But we're keeping hopes up because of girl right?

>>93944409
fuck yes, I'm going to watch this. My fiance and I have a tradition of watching trashy feature length animated films and getting wasted. This year it was Sing.
I'm gonna have a hard time choosing between this and Son of Bigfoot to be honest.

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>>93944409
no, that shit gave me cancer in the first trailer and i will laugh very hard if a f*cking autism guy watch this...

I might redbox it or something.

It's gonna be BIG on Netflix though.

>>93944409
Only if I get paid.

>>93946461
Yar Har Fiddle dee dee
That's the only way, this movie, i'll see!
Not giving a dime to a film about Emoji
But i'll watch a stream!

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I'll pirate it

>>93954244
>f*cking
You can cuss here. We wont tell your mom.

>>93944409
So why does the generic techgirl one have a body while everyone else is just a "head" with arms and legs?

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>>93944409
>one of the main characters is literally a piece of poop

>>93946367
I liked Igor
not because of the direction

>>93954400
>while everyone else is just a "head" with arms and legs
look two posts above yours

>>93944409
No. I'm going to watch War for Planet of the Apes
Because shit's half off on Tuesdays
And I can get that shit for free

>>93954415
Voiced by Patrick Stewart!

>>93954415
Did you just find that out?

I'll pirate it and maybe stream it for /co/.

>>93944409
No, I only go to the movie theater when I really badly want to watch movie or I will just watch it online for free.

I wish I had not missed the Witch when it was showing in theaters since like 99% of horror movies are garbage.

>>93954086
>Somehow sending the "wrong" emoji means no girlfriend

This conflict is so dumb. But I guess I'm expecting too much from this dumpster fire

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I'd pay to see it. I'll take my 14 year old little bother with me too. I don't see the problem, what could go wrong about this flick?

>>93944748
Is that the fucking rabbit from Secret Life?
They just took his face and slapped it on a mouse body

Nigga I didn't even go to see Wonder Woman or Homecoming, movies I'm actually interested in. Why the fuck would I watch this trash?

I'm going to watch this piece of shit to watch piece of shit voiced by sir Patrick Stewart

>>93944409
No?

I'm not 10?

>>93944409
Enough people will see it out of a sense of "irony" that it will get a sequel.

I'd rather save my money for the MLP movie, thanks

>>93944748

How can the mainstream population of Asia have such shitty taste?

>>93944608
"Tried texting an emoji and THIS happened"
"Emojis gone wrong"
"Emoji movie secret emoji pack"

>>93944748
IT'S THE

>>93944409
No.
maybe renting if I happen to hate myself when I'm at family video

>>93957822
TITO

>>93957002
Thank's for reminding me australia does not get it for a month after america
I better avoid the entire fucking internet then because no way I am just watching a camrip.
I will probably watch a camrip of the emoji movie though.

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It doesn't look terrible, but the internet hates it because for some arbitrary reason, you aren't allowed to make a movie based on emojis.

I want to go see it to see how trashy it will end up being.

I also want to record the audio for /co/ so that you guys can listen to the movie instead of actually watching it yourselves. Maybe even schedule a listen-together if it works out well.

>>93958010
>it doesn't look terrible
Shit taste confirmed, never post here again.

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>>93954086
>fanart related to the Emoji Movie likely be about the human characters instead
>fanbase around those characters sohehow grow out of control
>Sony decides to milk the fans' goodwill by making a spin-off film out of those characters

>>93946367
read the book

it doesnt do anything besides


jailbreak is an emoji princess

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Only reason I'll be seeing it

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I have a prediction:

The Girl Emoji/hacker emoji isn't actually a hacker, but a princess or some shit, maybe the red dress dancing emoji, who became a hacker to hack herself out of being a princess

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>>93944409

>>93944409
the hand is the fat protagonist friend no?

>>93944409
No. I value my time and money.

can't wait for porn emoji

>>93944409
Why the hell does the emo chick have a body

>>93958419
>>93958519
So you're saying this movie is LITERALLY Wreck-It-Ralph?

Is the word emoji copyrighted? Every phone company uses it. Why not make an r rated version?

It's not going to be anything outrageously bad; it'll just be a cringy premise with execution that's no different from the generic shit we've seen in a bunch of cg movies.

>>93944409
Yeah because i'm curious, not because I expect anything from it.

I watched Boss Baby and liked it though (it's not a great movie by any means but i wasn't upset watching it yknow?)

>>93954086
Blatant race-mixing

Nothing about this movie looks interesting, so no

No but I have to admit the trailers gave me a sensible chuckle once at him bumping into the "elderly" emoticons.

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>>93944409
The only good thing from this movie is people on tumblr drawing Emoji-Sluts.

If you guys see the movie, please don't pay for it. Buy another movie's ticket and then go into that specific theater.

If you pay for it, you're showing Sony that this crap sells. This will kill animation. It'll turn into meta-commercialist garbage, selling not products but identities and entire ideas of products.

>>93946800
Yeh

>>93959937
Kill yourself,/pol/

i want to watch only for that cute girl in a scarf

>>93944409
Yeah. It sounds like a stupid premise, and I like to watch stupid movies every once in a while. I'm not planning to see it in a theater though, I'll wait for other options.
Some of the other recent CGI movies that /co/ was dreading turned out to be tolerable enough. I don't expect this one to be Foodfight -tier either.

>>93944409
Lol I haven't even seen every movie from respectable companies.

>>93944409

Never. There's so much shit I actually want to watch or read but don't have time. Why watch something that has no chance of crossing the line from bad to so-terrible-it's-funny.

I'm not even giving them a YouTube view for the fucking trailer.

>>93962813
At least have the decency to pirate it so this shit doesn't propogate.

Reminder that Sony is putting the fate of their film studio on this thing. If it flops, it's over.

>>93944409
I'd sooner circumcise myself with a butterknife.

>>93963291
Well that's a good argument for not seeing it.

>>93944409
I'm gonna pirate it if it's ridiculously awful and fun for cringe, or if it's legit good. Never buying a ticket though.

>>93946800
at least angry birds had some modicum of self awareness about being creatively bankrupt.

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>>93944409
Knowing /co/ someone will likely drop a camrip here, like what happened with Sausage Party
>This design will never be in a not shit film

>>93963784
It's a shame the human characters actually look pretty good, because they're definitely not going to be the focus.

>>93944776
I'll gladly do it.

I have zero interest in watching it, free , pirated or paid. Its like saying "admit it, you're going to watch Hell and High Water, aren't you?" For live action movies

>>93944698
Honestly this. Even normies are going to watch it ironically. It's the ultimate marketing strategy.

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>>93954086
>like girl
>decide to text her instead of talking to her
>take dumb friend's advice and just send her an emoji instead of anything of substance
>sends her a fucking ":/"
What did he mean by this?

>>93958010
Did you even watch the trailers? Or look at any promotional material at all?

>Anthony Leondis
>Eric Siegel
>Mike White

none of them every wrote anything good. jesus.

>Wreck It Ralph
>Inside Out
>Lego Movie

I've already seen it.

>>93957885
D I C K M A N B A B Y

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>>93944409
Reminder Popeye the Movie got cancelled for this shit.

On another note I feel bad for Genndy; a lot of his stuff got cancelled.

>>93965787
Reminder: No it didn't.

>>93944409
Fuck no.

I'm gonna be honest here, I unrepentantly watched a lot of shit over the years. The Star Wars prequels, X-Men Origins, The Wolverine, all of the Bayformers movies and I liked them.

But even a bastion of pure, undillated shit taste such as myself will not be caught dead watching this shit.

>>93965787
proof?