RIP

I can't believe Bowser's fucking dead.

Well now he can hunt down Lou Albano and Danny Wells. He'll get those plumbers.

>>93974495
He's in that great Coney Island Disco Palace in the sky.

What happened?

>>93974476
NOBODY FUCKING CARES

>no sauce
>80s

DADS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>93974539

>>93974539
An act of animal cruelty and regicide was committed by a mushroom popping plumber

>>93974541
http://variety.com/2017/film/news/harvey-atkin-dead-dies-cagney-and-lacey-meatballs-1202498945/

>>93974650
>Cagney and lacey meatballs
The fuck?

>>93974476

Jeez, so is that just about everyone from the Super Show, then? I think only Toad and the Princess are still kicking.

>>93974476
Now Bowser the Foodstealer 3 will never be released

When I was young, I stumbled upon a NSFW Mario fanfic set in the universe of the cartoons, and revolving around this incarnation of King Koopa's very canonical foot fetish.

It was actually pretty dark, to my innocent mind back then, anyway. The heroes had all been kidnapped, I think Mario and Luigi were executed, and the Princess was forced to be Koopa's footslave.

The bit that stuck with me, though, was the bit where Koopa's cock emerged from his cloaca while she was cleaning his filthy feet with her tongue, and he said something I'll never forget, because, this being in the universe of the cartoons, I heard it in Atkin's inimitable voice, clear as a bell:

>PRINCESS, WOULD YOU SUCK MY PENIS?

This is the only appropriate occasion I'll ever have to tell this story.