So /co/ tell me what's been bothering you

>>93964696

I beat my meat too much

>>93964696
I like meat too much

>>93964696
i'M BORED

>>93964696
IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS BORN!

Korra for one. I'm left hoping those comics will go over poorly, but of course they won't because to not praise the gays is like publically declaring you're a satanist.

I haven't had any reason to visit this website since like 2011 but I keep coming back.

>>93964696
I'm massively depressed. I'm in love with someone who doesn't feel the same way back. Oh and I work with her and see her everyday. I also hate my job now because of it. Just getting up in the morning is soul crushing.

Don't fall in love. Ain't worth it.

>>93964696
I hurt myself today?

>>93964696
I'm crushing on crushing on someone I know through a Discord group and tearing myself up about how to tell them.

My lizard husbando is fucking dead

I accidentally lit myself on fire at work today

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>>93965636
You can be married AND still eat a lot of meat

>>93966094
Make a public post asking her out via shaving a message into your back hair.
Girls really like such displays of manhood, especially when you prove simultaneously that you aren't afraid of what people will think of you.

>>93966094
Anyone you meet on Discord is not worth dating, don't sweat it Anon!.

>>93965979
We don't choose who we love, don't beat yourself up over it. Move on and find others.

>>93966484
...I never thought of that.

>>93964696
/co/ is literally /trash/ now.
We need quarantines for SvtFoE, SU, and TLH.

>>93966711
The whole reason quarantine threads don't work is because /co/ can't reist baiting itself with those shows.

>>93966740
Boards, not threads.

Or at least exile them to /trash/ proper.

>>93966545
I'm trying to move on. It just really sucks when I have to see her everyday. And on top of that I find out I have a pretty bad stomach disease. She finds out and now she's been sending me all this info and stuff about it. It's like why does she care now all of a sudden?

My car died.

I'm stressed over a math class, I'll pass if I work on it and I am but doesn't change the stress.

I had to move back with family almost entirely to ensure a cat I adopted would have a home once a job I had ended. But it's become very clear my parents genuinely don't want or like the concept I've been my own man for years now with my own ideas and thoughts and schedule and it's going to reach a tipping point soon.

I live in the boonies and in a very elderly region at that. I'm damnably lonely with the lack of a lady or just regular real-world friends in my life.

I'm trapped, entirely trapped and I'm going to go actually insane at this rate. I didn't want life to be like this.

I don't have as much money as I want.

I'm not struggling, but I want to be able to buy more comic collectibles...

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>>93966711
>literally
your opinion is automatically invalid

>>93964696
I've been trying to get over my ex girlfriend for the better part of a two years now. I still think about her very often and I still miss her quite a lot, but it's slowly getting easier. My drinking habit is steadily getting worse though. I just can't stop thinking about how much happier I was with her, happier than I've ever been at any other time in my life. But she's married to her work and felt she had to break it off to be fair to me in the long term. I'm still not sure if her decision was a kindness or a cruelty. She was the only person who ever returned even some of the feelings I had for her. I'm still amazed I maaged to graduate college through that haze of depression and self-loathing I'm only now coming out of.

>>93965979
Been there anon. It does get better, but it's not always going to be easy. See above for details. I'm still not totally shre myself, but I think a person can fall in love more than once. I need that to be true, at least.

>>93964696

I thought that, if I posted like shit and never contribute, I would eventually just -

>>93967598
So instead of getting mad that you moved back in, they're getting mad that you're moving back out? The fuck?

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>>93967893

GET

>>93967911
>>93967893

But I haven't even got (you)s.

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19 years old, never had a job. I'm not even lazy, I just don't think I'll be a good worker even if it's something simple like retail. I'm way too afraid to fuck up and it's killing me. I want to work. I want to make money. I want to move out as soon as I possibly can because strangers are invading my life (long story).
It happens way too often that I just think to myself that I am not good for anything and I will never be truly good at anything.

I write shipping fanfiction.
I listen to girlfriend audios.
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became an addict right around the time I was born
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised. My parents weren't jewish
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn as I find something deeply uncomfortable about both. I last for about thirty seconds to a minute on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my uni classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target.
I like the band Echosmith..

>>93967813
The worst part is seeing her everyday. And now she's suddenly all concerned about my health. We we're incredibly close for the better part of a year and when I finally decided to tell her how I feel she just got upset. Saying we can't because we work together. We've had minimal contact for the last 6 months since then but goddamn it sucks having to see her all the time.

The stupid thing is especially since this whole health thing she's concerned about has come up, I know she cares. It might just be because we work together she wants to back off but Idk. It's driving me slowly insane and I don't know what to do.

>>93967898
Now that I think on it, that's actually what happened.

Not at that stage yet, but they do legitimately get angry if I am not around for dinner time or vaguely asleep when they ar,e or wondering why I sleep in mornings when I have an evening-night scheduled-class, as well as spending the day at the campus to work out and then rest up by class time. Then again, they've mocked me when I tried applying for minor jobs such as security guard work, and it doesn't quite strike them what it's like living in a region where over 50% is retirement age, only about....15% of the area is 18-34 (if the newspaper estimate is right), and the rest tilt to elderly.

It's gotten especially infuriating because my whole life they've clearly had no clue on dealing with being parents beyond screeching endlessly on "education" even though it's pretty clear I'm a weirdo with the complete lack of people growing up and not at all getting how shitty I feel becoming broke with no current way to fix it, or the said people situation.

This was a blog, yeah, and I apologize, I needed to really just bitch like a bitch for a moment. The only real victory I had re: independence for myself lately was they tried to discipline my cat and realized that was a real bad idea based both on her own aggressiveness and me genuinely ready to throw down with them.

I'm passing class, that's good. I need a way to make money in an economy and area literally fossilized to and for people in retirement.

>>93968125
I'm no psychologist, but it sounds to me like she might have some issues of her own going on. That and/or she just doesn't feel the same and is trying to say that in a way that doesn't feel as harsh. She seems like a very caring person, regardless. Sometimes it's best to just try and smother your feelings and move on. I hope you get better anon.

I have some favorite characters that everyone else either hates or doesn't even care, and I feel like I'm a bad person for liking them.

And I actually mean this in the most sincere way. It's like a part of me wants to make them suffer and feel the most exquisite pain possible, and it's because I think that's how people would pay attention to them.

It's like, to me: they deserve to suffer. They need to suffer. I want them to suffer. And...I don't want to feel this way. I don't know if it's good that I feel this way.

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>>93967893
>>93967911
Well played, enjoy you're (you).

>>93968409
Who are these characters?

Every few months I go through this thing where I regret my choice of bitter solitude and kinda wish I had someone. At least it passes pretty quickly.

Also, its too damn humid out.

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>>93966238
RIP

I didn't like the Samurai Jack reboot.
Adventure Time and SU became dog shit a few seasons in.

I really love the world building in Wakfu but all the games they make are trash.

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>>93964696
I unironicly want to cum inside a small pastel cartoon horse and have spent the last several years constructing elaborate sex fantasies with said horses instead of actually participating in society or even going outside.

Recently i got bored of that and got into anime waifu's, but now that I'm no longer a horsefucker, I don't know what to do with myself. What should I do aku?

>>93970388
Oh dear. Which horse?

>>93968125
Thanks man. I appreciate what you're saying. And you're probably right. She's got her own issues to work through. It's just hard. I've tried to go out with other girls but I can just never really get into it. The depression doesn't help. I started building gunpla as a way to relieve my stress and it worked for a few months but now I've lost all motivation. Oh and I turn 30 this weekend. Yaaay...

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>>93970388
You like horses, you say?

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>>93970452
Pink horse and sun horse

>>93964696
I always wanted to fuck Aku

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I should go to the gym, work out, and lose weight, but all I do after coming home from my vacation is sit at home, fap, and eat too much carbs.

>>93969310
Terra from Teen Titans, Lori Loud from The Loud House and Jackie Lynn Thomas

I know they all have disgracing flaws and all, but I love them as characters.

>>93968072
>19 years old, never had a job. I'm not even lazy, I just don't think I'll be a good worker even if it's something simple like retail. I'm way too afraid to fuck up and it's killing me. I want to work. I want to make money.
This but I'm 26 now
It doesn't get better, buddy

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I used to participate here often because comics and cartoons are one of my favorite subjects, but ever since last month, my interest has seriously plummeted and I haven't visited this board in a long while until now.

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Well you see doctor, originally Shantae was my Waifu but as of late I fear she is being replace by Chloe. I know her back story and want to see her happy but the more I've thought about her the less I do Shantae.

I broke up with a girl several months ago and she still has feelings for me, and it makes me feel bad because I still want to be friends with her but she's not moving on. Apparently I was the first relationship she had where she wasn't extremely neglected or mistreated, which is why she's having trouble moving on and makes me feel all the worse for it.

>>93972775
What did you break it up over?

>>93965979
Are you me last year?

>>93972809
She went through a period of depression for several months and almost completely cut off contact with me, only giving very snappy or short replies when I tried talking with her. When she felt better she tried to sweep it under the rug but it just sat really wrong with me. Tried to make it work for a couple more months, because she clearly did still like me, but I just didn't feel that way about her anymore and ended up cutting it off.

>>93965979
Clark Kent?

>>93973058
Fair enough, she can't need you that badly if she was like that

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>>93964696
I have to take this mandatory musuc theory class that's only available at 8 am, Monday through Friday. A relatively minor complaint, but i hate taking classes before 10.

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I've pretty much spent every day calling my senators and representatives to have my voice be heard in the government, but it still hurts to realize that your own thoughts don't matter and that your entire life will be ruled by a group of old rich white guys who kiss corporation ass and have no recollection of life before being wealthy. And before you get on my case, the three major focuses I have politically are net neutrality, reducing the amount of pollution we make, and birth control, and the majority of people in Congress hate all three.

I'm also depressed by the rabid polarization of views online. I can post right now that I hate Trump as president, enjoy my Xbox One, and believe DC and Marvel both have different strengths and weaknesses, and I guarantee you that someone will reply and tell me my opinions are shit.

Finally, I've been working for a year and I'm still stuck at a $12.75/hr office job with no benefits besides medical, which my degree didn't even focus on. My sleep schedule is so wonky, I feel like I'm going to crash in the first hour of work. I'd love to try applying to other places, but it took me five months of constant applications to get one place to accept me, and back then I didn't have a 40 hr/week job chewing up my time. If I leave this job, what's the chances of finding something else?

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SU is the only thing on TV I care about anymore.
But all I see is negativity since all the anti SJWs hate the show for being too progressive while SJWs hate it for not being progressive enough.
It feels like I'm the only one who cares anymore. I know the show has flaws but it feels like I'm floating in a sea of needless hate for a show that doesn't deserve it.

>>93973522
There are certain SJWs who think Garnet is a racist portrayal

Their opinions aren't worth a thought

>>93968207
>Not at that stage yet, but they do legitimately get angry if I am not around for dinner time or vaguely asleep when they ar,e or wondering why I sleep in mornings when I have an evening-night scheduled-class, as well as spending the day at the campus to work out and then rest up by class time. Then again, they've mocked me when I tried applying for minor jobs such as security guard work, and it doesn't quite strike them what it's like living in a region where over 50% is retirement age, only about....15% of the area is 18-34 (if the newspaper estimate is right), and the rest tilt to elderly.

Holy fuck, glad to hear my mother wasn't a singular case. Can't even figure out what she want anymore, shit suck.

>>93964696
While I do love animation, there's just times where it feels like I'm just watching shit out of obligation rather than for fun/love.

Also, I like shitty music. I think the life of pablo is a great album

>>93973522
I'm in a similar spot. It's not the only thing I care about on TV, but I do like it and I find the rabid hatebase to be fucking obnoxious. Granted, the fanbase is bad too, but I really do feel like the hatebase has surpassed it in terms of shit. People go ballistic here if you even call the show just OK, like you have to shit on every aspect of it no matter how contrived at all times.

>>93973522
If it makes you feel any better, I like SU, but I dislike some aspects in it that aren't related to stupid bullshit like sexuality and race.

>>93973783
I already said the show does have flaws but this bloody board sometimes ...,,
That one image of Steven walking girly is enough to make /co/ go on a raging period its so stupid this site is the only forum i use and the one show i love anymore is hated here for nothing.

>>93964696
lesbians

Start full time at Google as a software developer in two weeks.

112k/year + free food/gym/transportation.

15-25% bonus at end of year plus 60k of stock a year.

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>>93968124
What the absolute fuck. This has to be a copypasta that I'm not aware of...