Rose Quartz

>>93964612
For what purpose?

>>93964612

Dude, have you watched this show?
It's entire moral is "You can do/be what ever the fuck you want, fuck social norms, I'm a unique snowflake".

If Sugar wants a sentient, shape shifting gem stone to get pregnant somehow then fuck it.

Even if we have a somewhat logical reason to why this worked, it certainly wasn't because Sugar didn't want to explain it. Every plot hole in this show was patched by a more competent writer.

>>93964714

>because Sugar was willing to explain it*

Fixed

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>>93964612
No because then you get abominations like this.

>>93964815
Steven being a little bitch is canon, why do people still get angry at this stuff?

>>93964838
I'm talking about how ugly he is.

>>93964838

Because it's been pushed past the point of logic.

Steven has shown zero character development in terms of maturity. It's one thing to show a young boy acting immature and feminine while still developing, but Steven has reached the point of his early teens and yet still acts like a confused toddler despite having both positive male and female roll models oh multiple age groups.

There's a big difference between having a expressive, sensitive male character and a poorly written, autistic idiot.

>>93964612
No, she specifically shapeshifted a vagina and tits because she had a human-fucking fetish, then after meeting Greg and being mind-broken by his dick she decided to shapeshift a womb to have his haafu offspring.

>>93964612
if gems are genderless aliens how do they have reproductive organs?

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>>93965060
They don't.

But they do have the ability to reform their projected bodies.

Obviously Rose had to closely study multiple vaginas.

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>>93964815
So do we need Hakai Homeworld, Earth or both to prevent further problems?

>>93964612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgckQGnFEAI

>>93965132
Everything about DBS and all the new God rubbish is dogshit.

>>93964612
Literally bred for bhc

>>93964838
There's no reason for it. Also boys will watch this show and want to walk around like Steven does, thus creating a generation of fags.

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>>93965254
>Also boys will watch this show and want to walk around like Steven does, thus creating a generation of fags.
But Steven is heterosexual.

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>>93965964
If Steven has sex with Connie and tears her hymen, can he eat her out and repair it?

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>>93964714
Dude, have YOU watched the show? Because the descripton of the moral of the show seems like something someone who hasn't watched the show would say.

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>>93964905
He looks fine, anon

>>93964612
>how do i get pregante

>>93965094
This is the only thing that makes sense

>>93965254
Boy don't watch this show because it's fucking stupid.

>>93966995
Really?

>>93966980
I'm sure Rose has experimented with fucking human women before deciding she much preferred dicks.

If only Pearl had formed a penis!
But Pearl is too sickened by such biological functions to ever try it.

No doubt that's the reason her human girlfriend will break up with her, when she goes to cope a feel on the albino chick and finds out there's nothing under those clothes.

>>93968019
I hope we get more Mystery Girl but the real exciting stuff is all rated nc-17

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>>93966318
>eternal cunillingus/hymen-breaking cycle of fucking
Yeeeessss...

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>>93966318
Areyou saying, connie can have a virgin birth?
A son that will save mankind?

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>post-Jailbreak
>show praised as a super progressive SJW kids show
>draws in trolls who shit on the show because other people like it for its progressiveness
>show fails to meet its impossibly high standards propped up by the bandwagoners
>show is now hated by anti-SJWs for being too "progressive" and SJWs for not being progressive enough

Can't I just go back to simpler days when the general public ignored the show because all they saw was the loud fat kid dancing and singing about food or whatever? When I could look forward to a new episode of exploring new ruins and fighting new monsters and learning more about the mysterious gem race and its powers?

or is it far far too late for that,and I'm doomed to spend the rest of this show's lifetime wading through endless debates over how shitty this shitty show I like to watch really is

>>93964612
that WOULD kind of explain Rose's interest in men specifically and her breasts and human-colored skin

>>93969775
the moment the show went from fantasy to sci-fi is when i personally think the show started going downhill, not only the community surrounding it

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>>93969838
Rose is just a big ol' deviant, all that stuff is custom-formed.

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>>93965094
DELETE THIS

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>>93969918
No

Honestly I can't even remember where I saved it from in the first place, or who decided to draw it for what purpose.

>>93964838
A big point of Steven was a deconstruction of "Masculinity is active, femininity is passive", wherein a boy isn't masculine if he doesn't have strictly combative powers or solves all of his problems with violence.
Steven had supportive powers, but was still distinctly boyish as your basic happy-go-lucky adventure lad. He wasn't always a little bitch, he charged an acid spitting worm with a mini-fridge and consistently put himself in danger to do what was right. He let Lapis out when the Gems were pissed with him.

The writers emasculated Steven and made him more and more juvenile. Later they turn Steven into a literal infant the moment he starts trying re-assert his normal aging process and be more masculine for Connie. By their own admission, you cannot have passive powers without being overtly feminine. Feminist SJWs reinforce to a young generation that boys must be aggressive and violent if they want to be seen as men.

Which ultimately is the crux of it all.

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>>93966318

Never change, /co/

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>>93966318

>>93966318

for fuck's sake...

>>93964612
no, in story Quartzs are the warrior caste

>>93967894
Out of all the CN lineup, or Nick and Disney for that matter, you think boys are watching SU as opposed to Teen Titans, Spongebob, or Paw Patrol?

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>>93966318
Kek

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>>93966318

SU is the only thing on TV I care about anymore.
But all I see is negativity since all the anti SJWs hate the show for being too progressive while SJWs hate it for not being progressive enough.
It feels like I'm the only one who cares anymore. I know the show has flaws but it feels like I'm floating in a sea of needless hate for a show that doesn't deserve it.

>>93964714
>Dude
Discarded.

>>93964612
ever since season 2 this show has gotten worse and worse with each passing episode

>>93966318
oh my fuck

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>>93966318

>>93973666
I think a lot of the hate stems from expectations that were never met and continue not to be met.

People expected a lot more from this show than the show, at this rate, can probably give them.

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>>93964612
If you aren't, you will be soon.

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>>93966318
Something drew me to this thread. I do not believe that force was benevolent

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>>93969775
Goddammit, Lapis and Steven are infinitely cuter together than him and Connie ever were

>>93964815
I've never seen a boy walk like that before. Steven's a fage.

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>>93973727
I think you mean season 4, and even then, the show has managed to recover itself completely with the latest episodes.

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>>93966318
let's get the obvious out the way: yes.
however, the thought you came up with in and of itself was stupid. not even a weirdo like me can think shit like that up. and I have a preggo fetish
at the sane time too this isn't as scary as those master shake posts, everyone is overreacting to this guy a bit.

>>93974331
that's kinda on fans for thinking an emotional investment qualifies them to have any say in a show's creative process or direction.

like, good on you for enjoying the thing and drawing your fanart and writing your weird horrible slashfics, but you're still just a passenger and no way in hell are you ever steering the ship.

>>93974761

>Master shake posts

care to enlighten a newfag?

>>93969775
>>93973666
The internet will shit on everything you love.

>>93964612
>How can i tell if im prengan?

>>93966318
put me in the screencap!

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>>93965171

>shitting on DBS

i bet you also like GT pedro.

>>93974812
> MY NAME IS

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>>93966318

fucking mortals.

>>93974917
>a luigi boord??

>>93974751
no, it really hasnt. a few good episodes dont make up for an entire season of fuck ups and hiatuses, and yes, it was season 2
stop being fucking delusional

>>93964905
I'd molest him desu

>>93969888
TWO TEA CUPS

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>>93975674

help yourself.

>>93975852
I want it

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>>93974761
I had just seen and replied to a comic in which there is a suggestive image implying that Steven is eating Connie out, but it turns out he's just healing a little cut with his healing factor. I didn't think that the next thought that came to my mind once the question of healing spit in vagina had come to me would be all that unique after seeing that image.

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>>93975738
Now you're just being deranged, could you at least care to elaborate your contempt for the second season?
Keep in mind this is the season that provided us with one of the most well written and satisfying arcs of the series.

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>>93974607
Good taste

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>>93966318
Nigga you what?

Bumping for sick fucks

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>>93966318

I have a feeling that the Rose Quartz line of soldiers were made by Pink to protect life on earth. Once she had successful got the Gem Empire to leave Earth alone. Though things didn't go according to plan.

>>93966318
Don't listen to them Anon. I think it's a legit question.

>>93977748
PD was an inside job

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>>93974812
This is Shakeposting.

>>93978112
>have to jack off whenever I see this posted
Damn it.

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>>93978192
Then have fun with this

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>>93966318
This is the most entertaining anything SU related has ever been.
Thanks /co/

>>93978430
I dunno, the anon who said Steven should get a new power by witnessing his dad jerking off with a sandwitch was pretty entertaining.

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>>93966318
Could this be a Shake post in disguise?!

>>93976124
one good arc isnt enough to save the show from its incompetence

>>93978481
Screencap?

>>93964612
This show is gay lol

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>>93966318
Can we get a Drawfag

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>>93966318
>Steven can be fucking connie as we speak.
>She just eats her out and she's good as new
Also if steven sucks your dick will you be uncircumcised

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>>93978618
>Also if steven sucks your dick will you be uncircumcised

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>>93978481
Screencap?
I'll trade you a /co/ meltdown.

>>93969775
Everyone always knew this show was faggot shit anon.

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>>93978618
Oh shit, here we go again.

>>93978522
>>93978649
Better yet, it's in a /sug/ simulation video. Have fun!

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>>93978618
>Also if steven sucks your dick will you be uncircumcised

>>93978649
>niggerwood
Man, I hated that fag.

>>93966318

can't repair/tear something that doesn't exist in the first place.

>>93964612

Pregnant ?
What the fuck are you thinking about
She just FAT , like your Mom faggot OP.

>>93978907
Anon, you're a prime example on why abstinence and safe sex should be mandatory classes for schools.

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>>93978618
>Steven gets imprisoned by angry cut men and forced to suck dick all day
>even when he is sleeping they'll shove their fat cocks into his mouth
>24/7
>no breaks even for eating
>his only sustenance is food smeared on dicks

>>93978947
Next stop: straight to >>>/trash/

Buckle up kids, this plane is going straight down.

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>>93978618

>>93978946
But OP's mom is pretty fat, bro.

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>>93966318
>>93978618
>>93978947
You all have been on here too long.
Go out and get some sunlight.

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I have a question is lars immortal zombie like Lion.
Also does that mean Rose slathered up a dying lion?

>>93979150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVJ6lzEIUmo
I like to think rose rescued it

>>93978946

Your skool teach you to fuck a rock ?
For God sake dude seriously.

>>93979236
Anon are you ok? Are you having a stroke?

>>93966318
Not all women are born with hymen so that depends on if she has one in the first place.

>>93977784
Thanks, man.

>>93973666
It doesn't live up to the overhype tumblr original gave it for people who came in late is the only real problem with it aside from them not having legit model sheets.

I enjoy the show and have since the pilot was on youtube. I hate some aspects of it (like the toxic fandom) but that's about it. It's still a massively popular show regardless of what a few trolls think.

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>>93966318

I want to see Tumblr's reaction to this post

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>>93966318
unironically would be a good premise of a comic
>every time steven fucks you it's your first time

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>>93980601
>>every time steven fucks you it's your first time

Fucking Hell.

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Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl keep changing forms (clothes) in flashbacks while Rose Quartz always looks the same. Has she gone her whole life without poofing?

>>93981773
The only thing that killed her was Greg's t h i c c murder cock.

>>93982578
but you see that's the thing
she could have had steven and not been kill

only he would have turned out a normal human bean with no snowflake powers

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>>93965964
>garabatoz

>>93983347
But Earth has the ultimate wepon: THE MURDERCOCK. Unleash horny Greg on Homeworld and watch the genocide begin

>>93966318
Steven would probably actually be a NOT SHIT as a partner and thus not hurt his lover by trying to fuck her pee hole or go in without lube or any of the other rookie mistakes you chumps make due to your shitty health class understanding of the vagina.

>>93966318
THIS IS WHY SU FANS ARE FUCKING CANCER

>>93984047
Awwww poor baby. Did your virgin eyes see something naughty?

>>93983953
Quit projecting your fapfiction onto the small fat boy.
If he has anything in common with his murdercock father, he'd tear your cunt every time.

>>93984095
Your panders to the degenerate and mentally ill.

>>93982578
>murdercock
Y'all missed a great opportunity here. Remember, he didn't murder her with it, she killed herself on it.

We could have had the Seppucock.

>>93984116
>Steven murders Connie during sex

>>93984222
>Pink zombie Connie
>her number one fetish is getting killed during sex
>each time it just traumatizes Steven more

>>93984294
>C-Connie...please I don't want to do this again.... >shut the hell up Steven I want to commit sucide on your cock again!

>>93966318
If Steven fused with Connie while she was pregnant, would Stevonnie be able to give birth?

>>93984412
No, Steven would fuse with the child as well.
Now that would be a rude awakening.
Conscious one second, unconscious the next.

>>93984466
But as a new born it wouldn't add anything mentally to the fusion because it has no memory or personality

Hymen/spit posting isn't even a new thing Jesus Christ it's a goddamn old meme already you slow ignorant pieces of shit

>>93967894
Literally only tumblerettes and manchildren watch SU, boys are watching teen titans go, nu Ben 10 and gumball

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>>93964612
i think they were made for the zoo. naturally friendly to humans, willing to understand and support them and has powers that work exclusively on organic life. even bubbling them all makes sense, they won't take the risk of having other rose do the same.

>>93986695
>has powers that work exclusively on organic life
Healing powers got introduced in an episode where Amethyst got cracked.

>>93964714
Rose is the exact opposite of a unique snowflake from human perspective. She just wanted to be a wife and mother. Recently we learned that she doesn't have a destiny for steven, she just wants him too be happy.

>>93978895
No the hymen exists, it has a hole in it and it's extremely rare for it to get "broken".

>>93979150
no she cried on it.

>>93964612
People call SU "pandering" but it has always done what it's set out to do from Day 1...the only thing that changed was viewers' expectations.

Legend of Korra, now that's an example of pandering. The creators changed their story plans at the last minute to appeal to yuri shippers.

>>93966318

lel

>>93964612
no
i think they were meant to negotiate other planet lifeforms, and manage the zoo that pink diamond held for zoomans
but ONE rose quarts fell in love with earth itself and rebeled, having the diamonds quickly round up all the rose quarts, kill and bubble them(PD room where blue diamond was crying in had ALLOT of bubbled quarts), leading to earth amethysts to run the zoomans. Cause the amethyst look really bad at what they do.

>>93974799
>this old stock argument again
People like to say that to deflect criticism. It's more emotionally convenient to blame the critics for wanting a better product that they "don't deserve" or "aren't entitled to" than to accept that it might be valid. Usually this has less to do with a hatred of anything that suggests a show might be less than perfect, and more to do with a trained hostility towards fans for any or no reason.

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>>93981773
Except in the case of actual video, all of the flashbacks are from the perspective of Steven's unreliable imagination, like when he inserted Jamie into the role of Buddy the explorer and later found out Buddy probably looked nothing like that. So he might just always picture his mom looking the same as all the images he's seen of her. She seems to have never changed her outfit or poofed in all the time she knew Greg, though, judging by picture and video.

She's seen here in a different outfit in this portrait, but Steven still chose to imagine her in her petal dress when he imagined this time period.

>>93984047
What is even wrong with Steven and Connie having sex? Unless your mind is totally in the gutter, you'd know I was talking about them getting it on some years after the events in the show, when they've aged up more.

He's 14 and she's 12 or 13, I can't remember. That's only like 3 years away from them having legal highschool teenager sex, depending on the age of consent in Beach City.

>>93986918
I think he was talking about plant manipulation. Which I'm not sure how useful that in is in human zookeeping, though, especially when the zoo produces synthetic food.

>>93987058
>exact opposite of a unique snowflake from human perspective

??? Being a rebellion leader for self sovereignty is unique

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>>93966318

>>93984204
Murdercock sounds more metal

yall niggas acting like vampires with regening vagoos has never been a thing before

>>93984047
Nigga this thread has already crossed that threshold.

>>93983953
Steven is the kind of fucker who'd spend five minutes fucking the navel before the girl tells him what to do.

>>93966318
Oh come on, it wasn't even that shocking!

>>93975618
Super is terrible though. It's time to rethink your life choices.

>>93994088
I bet you play online poker in assless chaps!

>>93994088
Super really stimulates my ki

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>>93966318
I just want to post reaction images at this point