Literally the ONLY capeflick that matters.

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>>93963288
um, excuse me?

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>>93963288
Aren't you forgetting something?

>>93963288
I hope they make Helen's ass bigger and jigglier in the sequel.

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>>93963288
>second movie starts seconds after the point the first movie ended on

>>93963288
>Mr.Incredible doesn't have black hair,nor Elastigirl do
>their daughter still has black hair
Was Bob cucked?

>>93963318
>>93963324
Why are parodies of Capeshit infinitely better than actual Capeshit?

>>93963288
>>93963318
Who would pay to see this crossover.

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>>93963438
No one cucks Bob and gets away with it

>>93963438
Recessive genes anon.

>>93963488
because capeshit are something that has been done to death, it's like classic disney princess formula, which is why it's super neat and infinitely better when it gets a parody
>>93963498
I would suck ten dicks dick right now if it meant I could have any new Megamind content in general anon, that's where you're underestimating me

>cape___

This really needs to stop. /tv/ please go away

>>93963438
Hair dye.

>>93963543
/tv/ memes are always the worst of the site. Literally just try too hard.

>>93963564
an emotional teenage girl dying her hair black? that's preposterous
it was clearly cuckolding

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Mommy..

>>93963288
>capeflick
>cape

>>93963438
Violet was clearly around the age where she wanted to be a little gothy, plus she wanted to impress that hipster boy. She probably dyed it.

Is Violet having invisibility and forcefields a reference to the invisible woman, or is there just some thematic connection between them that causes those two powers to often be paired up?

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>>93963318
Should've totally ended in a threesome

>>93963862
She's an angsty teenager who wants to vanish off the face of the earth and when people try to get close to her she pushes them away. Hence her powers.

>>93963862
They're all based on the roles of a nuclear family:
>Bob is the father and carries the whole family: Strength
>Helen is the mother and keeps everyone together: Elastic powers
>Violet is a shy teen who wants to be left alone: Invisibility and a forcefield
>Dash is a hyperactive kid: Super speed
>Jack jack is a baby and full of posibilities: Hence multiple powers

>>93963498
Same. You need to wonder at which point in time the story of MegaMind takes place. It's probably after the Incredibles. Otherwise, Metro Man would have taken his forced retirement with joy.

>>93963318
It wasn't that good.

>>93963640
plus it fits the whole theme of her wanting to hide

>>93964000
agreed, and actually, same goes for the three guys in El Dorado
damn Dreamworks movies and their threesome bait

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>villains who LITERALLY did nothing wrong

>>93963288
is it, dare I say it.....

Capekino?

>>93964245
>villains who died horribly

FTFY.

>>93964320
>kid who gets told he can't be a hero because he wasn't lucky enough to be born with powers dies a horrible death
Still mad to this day

>>93964346
>kid who murders at least 20 hero for being butthurt that he can not become a super

>>93964245
Well, he did kill all those heroes and put the city at risk from an uncontrollable death machine.

>>93964245
>except the genocide

>>93964346
>kid who clearly has the superpower of superintelligence is still too dumb to realize he's superhuman

>>93963288
And yet, ironically...
>No capes!

>notfantastic four
you only """"like"""" this because of one scene that wasn't even mean to be erotic. laaame

>>93963324
This is pretty good btw. Kurt Russel is the dad, Bruce Campbell is the gym coach, Lynda Carter is the principle and MEW is the villain.

>>93964346
Was he even told that he couldn't be a hero, like ever? It's been a while since I saw the movie so maybe I'm just forgetting, but I thought Mr. Incredible just wouldn't allow him to be his sidekick.

>>93963603
EVER SINCE I FIRST WATCHED THIS MOVIE BACK IN 2005 I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED HER TO SIT ON MY FACE!

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>>93964755

this.

>supergenius.
>not a superpower.

>>93963398
>after a 14 year long hiatus

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>>93965411
>>93963398

>15 years too late.

poor Pixar.nothing but a bitch for Gisnep.

I want to touch elastigirl's butt

>>93963318
This movie would be a lot better if the character designs weren't so fuckin nasty

I mean just LOOK at tina fey

>>93964023
Just like Worm!

>Imagine being the kid who saw Stratogale die.

To be fair to her though. it was probably relatively painless.

Syndrome on the other hand...

>>93966717
>it was probably relatively painless.
she got sucked into a plane engine.

>>93966864
But at least she hit the blades headfirst and died instantly.

Syndrome got pulled in feet first.

>>93966940
>she hit the blades headfirst
source?

>>93966991
Here
https://youtu.be/M68ndaZSKa8?t=152
This should clear things up nicely.

As you can see, when it happens she is positioned at a right angle to airflow entering the engine, which caused her head to be pulled (by her cape) towards it before anything else.

>>93963288
well, you're not really wrong, so GJ. OP is NOT a faggot. for now.

>>93967062
damn, this aged badly. despite stylization.

>>93967062
Wait no, I tell a lie, she was flying in line with the airflow, but she was still pulled into the turbine headfirst.

Also misjudged how quickly it happened.

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>>93963288
The only thing I remember form this movie is Elastigirl's ass. They'd never get away with this if the movie came out today. She'd be deemed a "sex object for the male gaze" or some stupid shit like that.

>>93966642
what? no way dude, every character in that movie is fuckable except for like, Hal

>>93963488

Because most cape movies are terrible about knowing what to give gravity to.

Like they try making too much of the story about the various super powers versus what the effect is on those that have those powers.

Like The Impossibles doesn't have the entire story hinge on the characters' powers, it hinges on the story of a family man feeling powerless and wanting to enjoy a taste of his former glory.

>>93967261
giv

>>93963488
because capeshit is inherently silly and juvenile and no amount of mature theme insertion can change that fundamental truth

>>93963288
If you are 5.

>>93963438
SHUT UP WITH THE KEK TALK. Are your brains poison fucking mush? You sounds like total morons throwing that around so much. you disgust me. Fucking buffoons.

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>>93963488
because capeshit is one of the most overdone genres in the history of media

>>93969119
What's the matter KEK ?

>>93963488
because capeshit is shit

>>93963324
>>93963288
>>93963318
Patrician taste, y'all

>>93963288
the sequel will suck

>>93973826
You take that back

>>93973826
don't jinx it

>>93973826
If nothing else it will bring in new porn which is good enough for me

I sincerely hope they keep Jack-Jack away from the main plot..

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>>93973826

>>93965121
No, /co/'s just making shit up as usual. Buddy just couldn't be Mr. Incredible's sidekick, he could've asked others, but he was too fixated on Mr. Incredible

>>93967413
What makes it even better though is that The Incredible's powers are better thought out than most super heroes anyway.

>>93975346
This though. The world desperately needs higher quality Elastigirl porn than what we have now.