Please find today's joke

>>93947045
It's my life

>>93949310
and its now or never

>>93949310
>Please find today's joke
>It's my life
>and its now or never

>>93947045
It's funny because the blanket it's probably touching the ground, making all kind of insects crawl into the bed.

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>>93949474
Not to mention allowing monsters easy access to you. You gotta tuck those sheets bro.

>>93949373
I AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER

>>93950028
Fuck I remember having a nightmare similar to that as a kid.

>>93950028
why is the (((monster))) brown?

>>93950312
What color are monsters usually?

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>>93950312
why not

>>93949474
I have a spider infestation
I tried everything, even getting rid of all the flies by not leaving dirty dishes out and stuff yet no more flies. Ut the spiders remain
I'm pretty sure they stay here because they like me and they go eat somewhere else but come here after
I'm no longer afraid of them, I like yelling at them or messing with them a bit when they come out, otherwise it's a mutual respect agreement

>>93950633
My Kobold
Kobooooooold

Tbh sleeping on the floor is the best option.
>no floor space wasted on bed
>sleeping on hard surface is good for your health
>monsters can't hide under your bed if you don't have one