I FOCUS ON THE PAIN THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL

>willingly takes on a role despite not even needing the money
>gets paid a shit ton
Wow so sad I cried.

>>93940512
This. Tired of people showing sympathy for actors that make millions off other people's work.

Patrick Stewart is not Jean Luc Picard. He has a fairly crude sense of humor IRL, which is why he and Seth MacFarlane are such good buddies. He was also a fan of B&B before it was retroactively considered brilliant.

I think he probably just heard "so-and-so wants you to play a piece of shit..." while his agent rattled off a list of roles and he just took it immediately.

>tfw I am poop

>>93940597
This, he's not sad because he's in the Emoji Movie, he's sad because there isn't a guy in a life-size poop costume next to him for some reason.

Ya notice how every commercial has him and his "We're number two!" joke? Its like that's the only good joke they could use.

This thing is gonna be PAINFUL.

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>>93940678
I don't even get it

Is it because two rhymes with poo? Or is bc the shit emoji the second most used one?

>>93940918
Really? You've never heard anyone say "going number two" when they take a shit?

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>>93940556
exactly

>>93940973
Not a native english speaker, so no

>>93941057
Ah, that's understandable then. Number one is peeing, two is poo.

And according to Renband Stimpy there's also a fabled " Number Three".

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>Watching CN
>They're advertising the movie and showing a sneak peek on Thursday

>>93939758
I just saw the trailer.
Holy shit, this is the most generic Toy Story ripoff I've ever seen.

The "things that doesn't fit in" cliche is a unaware parody of itself in this movie for fuck's sake

>>93941080
isnt number 3 just when 1 and 2 combine for mega diarrhea?

>>93941080
Oh alright, thanks!

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>>93941080

Man oh man, I can't remember the last time I went Number Three...

NUMBER THREE?!?!

>>93941102
Funny thing is not even kids seem interested in The Emoji Movie. Maybe there's hope for the world

>>93941561

Good. May it take Sony down with it.

>>93940694
[YOU MOTHERFUCKERS Intensifies]

what a piece of shit movie.

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Daily reminder that we got this filth instead of the Popeye movie.

>>93939758
goddammit Patrick, why are you part of this..

>>93942237

>eats healthy
>fights bullies
>entire generations know him

why, sony, why?

>>93942330

Harder to market toys

>>93942330
>entire generations in their 40s know him

>>93942422

action figures would be nice.

but yeah, that would require EFFORT.

instead we get water bottles with little shit on it.

>>93940624
Or that he brought his own poop costume and they wouldn't let him wear it.

>>93941000
They seriously couldn't build an actual set for that tiny ass room?

>>93942509
all things considered with the scale of the movie? No. the cost of storage alone

>>93942589
Is this lord of the rings or the hobbit?

>>93942481
Nobody wants a popeye movie though. they did plenty of screenings and cost assessments

>>93942641
bullshit

I hope he already started to work on another project, Imagine if he gets sick and this is his last job ever

>Patrick Stewart
>not overrated

>>93942657
there is a process to this anon. its not about what the studio wants to make, its about what the people will pay to see. Emojis reach out to a far bigger demographic than some salty old sailor with scurvy

>>93942724
Point is it tested well. Just Sony is a sack full of idiots.

>“Popeye, at least, we put up a great screening, everybody really liked that sizzle, we got a positive reaction. I was in love with what we were doing, but I think the studio is going through changes and I don’t know if they want to make the Popeye that I want to make. So they’ve got to make a decision…It was hard to let Popeye go, but that’s the business.

Sony Pictures is on a razors edge of just being folded in under their gaming division the part of the company that still turns a regular profit.

>>93942237

What a fantastic fight scene. That beautiful scenery, Popeye walking across the fallen tree, Bluto throwing the rock in desperation.

>>93942509
they have for LOTR
wasn't worth it for the Hobbit, though

>>93941000
I can sympathize with him because he likely felt he should keep the role from the original LoTR trilogy which people loved.

They used tons of regular sets back then with forced perspective which had to seem magical, then he gets into the Hobbit and it's just THAT.

>>93942810
and emoji tested better

>>93939758
Pat looks dead on the inside.

>>93942810

Hopefully when Emoji bombs Sony Pictures will finally die.

>>93942330
It's those goddamn Popeye candy cigarettes they keep selling at Dollar General.

>>93939758
wait, how does the donut suit work??? How can anyone be skinny enough to fit in either side of the donut and still see thru the eye screen??? My back would be killing me

>>93943078
I'm horrified to think of whom those groups are.

And that they may actually breed.

>>93940973
Different guy, I never heard #2 used as taking a shit until I was an adult
t. upstate new yorker who moved to michigan for work

>>93943269
... the hole is pretty clearly filled in, bruh. It's part of the costume.

>>93942237
BURST SPINACH PUNCH!

>>93943310
probably the billions of kids that use emojis compared to the few hundred that know who popeye is

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It's the Mickey Mouse, Club House
Come inside I'm dead inside

>>93940597
what's b&b

>>93944227
Beavis and Butt-Head obviously

>>93942877
>>93942509
There was a real set, that's where the dwarf characters acted, while Gandalf was in the green version so he could be digitally added to the "real" scene

I absolutely understand Ian's frustration, but let's not pretend having 15 characters of different sizes on screen at the same time is the same as having Gandalf sit a bit further than Frodo to pretend he's bigger for a couple of minutes

>>93945641
actually, they couldn't do that, since the movie was shot in 3d. the audience would be able to tell.

>>93945712
Uh. Interesting. Wasn't the movie also shot in some unusual framerate? I remember it being vaguely "faster" than normal

>>93939758
Patrick Stewart looks uncomfortable.

>>93939758
Look at this pic then think of Patrick Stewart in Logan crying and saying "You're just waiting for me to die"

>>93942724
>>93942641
>>93943078

Whenever retards try to pretend studios are rational actors that only make informed decisions, I point to Ghostbusters 2016.

The very fact that there is visceral hatred for this movie from every sector of society shows that no, the Emoji movie is not a well-tested idea.

>>93939758
Rudolph and Stewart look like they're posing for a picture with an autistic adult that screamed at them.