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>>93932614
I don't know if OP actually anticipated anyone to actually fucking comment on this but this picture is imply divine

>>93932658
*simplyyyy

>>93932614
Fukken saved.

>>93932658
I can't stop looking at the tombstone. There's a lot going on in this masterpiece but so much to say about the tombstone alone.

>>93932614
Barbed wire is a nice touch.

wut

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I found the artists' DA. Shit looks like a fucking rabbit whole. There's fucking hundreds of these things.

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WE'VE GOT A STEVE DILLON!

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Oh God, it's a fetish thing, isn't it?

>>93932614
>>93935337
>>93935353
Why is there so many pictures of Punisher playing a harp?

>>93935380
According to the artist and proud author of Punisher Harp Zone

>It’s easy to imagine The Punisher shooting up criminal hideouts and blowing off the heads of thugs and mob bosses as the ultimate punishment for their crimes. But it’s hard to imagine (and believe) that there is also very gentle side to The Punisher no one knows about except for The Defenders (Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, and Iron Fist), Microchip (aka David Linus Liberman), and Spiderman (aka Peter Parker) who actually saw and became amazed at him doing something no one has ever thought he could do with his violent hands– play the harp. A gentle stringed musical instrument no one could ever believe that The Punisher would have such talent and ability to use his otherwise destructive hands to gently and tenderly pluck and caress its strings. Why, you asked? Because Frank is doing this in memory of his family whom he communes with through songs, poems, and prayers as he gracefully wave his battle-scarred arms and hands across the strings to fill his private family shrine with harp music that moves The Punisher to joyful tears.

>>93935423
That was horribly written.

>>93935423
>It’s a concept I, Sherry Konkus made up myself. It combines my new found obsession with The Punisher that I had since 2014 and my life long love for the harp. It is the very best concept I ever made. This is my version of The Punisher from Marvel Comics who is portrayed by me as the punishing harpist who plays the harp in memory of his late family who got killed by a criminal mob years ago and whenever he needs a break from waging a one man war against organized crime.

>The Punisher was created by Gerry Conway with the help of artists John Romita, Sr. and Ross Andru. His name coined by Stan Lee. The Punisher is owned and trademarked by MARVEL.

>The idea, concept, and inspiration behind The Punisher’s portrayal as The Punishing Harpist who plays the harp in memory of his family is in fact my own. Sweetest. Idea. Ever.

As a Punisher fan, I find this shit hilarious.

>>93935443
You should see her fanfiction. Who wants me to post it?

>>93935454
I do. I don't know whether to laugh or be afraid.

>>93935423
Honestly, as autistic as that sounds, I could see frank picking up a musical instrument to play in between all the franking.

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>>93935469
In the past The Punisher didn’t care about music except for the sounds of guns and bombs going off on a criminal ring. That’s music to his ears. It’s still music to his ears after all these years of brutally fighting crime and fighting in the Vietnam War before that. But now, believe it or not, a harp has become a welcoming addition to his war repertoire. Frank admits he has no experience in music and doesn’t care about it. In fact, he didn’t think he can be good enough to learn any music skill other than beating on some war drum in the jungles of Vietnam to call his army troops into battle years ago. But that all changed when he happened upon WarHarp while he was invading a campsite run by a Native American death cult suspected in the disappearance of a group of teenaged boys that came from a small village nestled along the edge of a desert wilderness in Southern California.

One day, a group of boys went out on a hunt for prehistoric fossils when they found themselves gone without a trace. There was also with them a scientist by the name of Dr. Jeffrey MacDrillin, who is known for his work with a highly rare form of adamantium and his son named Joseph; both disappeared as well. Rescue groups scoured the area in a desperate search for the missing men only to come back empty handed. It is suspected that a mysterious death cult, known as The Servants of Tahquitz (an evil spirit of the Cahuilla Native American Mythology), is responsible for their disappearance. They are an incredibly dangerous group known for kidnapping, killing, and leaving their victims’ remains to bake in the sun as a sacrifice to this evil god of death and destruction. A few who escape with their lives tell tales of great horror

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>>93935494
occurring at that place. And yet, none of them was able to remember the exact location of the campground. Everything they remembered was all a blur due to some nasty drugs they were forced to take while being prisoners of the cult. Finding out about the men’s disappearance while enjoying some downtime at a coffee shop sipping coffee while watching the local news on TV, Frank Castle, dressed in casual wear, decided to give himself a shot at finding and rescuing those men — if they’re still alive — and punish the cult group for their evil!

The Punisher went back to his Battle Van to put on his black shirt, with his trademark skull emblem on it, and arm himself with state-of-the-art weapons, ammo, knives, grenades, and load lots of bottle water into his backpack. It was hot and windy that day, so Frank puts on a special desert camouflage “yankie” [blanket] which not only disguises himself as a desert rock, it also protects him from the burning desert sun and the blowing sand in the desert. When he was ready, he sets off to find the missing men.

Frank traveled through the desert for many days. He downed several bottles of water and slept under the “yankie” when days turned into night. The search appears fruitless until he happened upon an area littered with skeletal remains. He sees a rock stained with blood that must be the sacrificial rock, indicating that this area must be where the victims of the cult are sacrificed! His eyes grew wide in shock as he sees a few pieces of an ammonite fossil littering the ground among the bones that was stripped of all flesh by a pack of coyotes that were just here days ago — a horrific sign that tells Frank that it’s too late for him to save the boys. They’re all dead. The Punisher grits his teeth in anger! He becomes as hot as the desert sun. His hatred for the cult grew; they must be punished!!

>>93935490
He never stops franking that's what makes Frank frank.

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>>93935505
He scours the area for clues, but instead found trails of faint footprints all leading to this area from the east. He starts tracing them in hopes these tracks come from where the death cult set up their campsite at. A half hour later, he sees exactly what he hoped for. A desert campsite serving as the cult’s secret lair. Cautiously and quietly, armed to the teeth, he approach the area and enter the main gate.

It resembles a Native American village with dome-shaped wigwams dotting the area. Many of them are arranged in a row which give Frank the impression that the wigwams serve as a prison for the unfortunate hostages while the other wigwams dotting the area serve as living quarters for the cult members. The main building in the center appears to be a 50ft LongHouse where all the cult members assemble. Poles lining the fence surrounding the area are decorated with skulls. Graffiti too explicit to read glorifies the Native American death god. Bloodstains littering the ground and walls, a large pole and a whip used to torture prisoners, everything that gives The Raging Punisher the inspiration he needs to punish the cult again and again and again and again!

>>93935490
Yeah but a harp? I figure he'd play something a bit easier to take with him

>>93935452
I kind of want to hear her playing harp to get a baseline of what her life is like.

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>>93935518
The camp looks deserted, but Frank’s no fool. He’s been through situations where he thought a warehouse that serves as a criminal hideout is empty and deserted causing him to lower his guard down only to be ambushed by thugs who were in hiding seconds later. Thus, he has to keep his guard up in everything no matter where he goes. He explores every building he came across, every nook and cranny. But so far, so good. Nobody is around. Perhaps the cult is out searching for more victims for their weekly sacrificial ceremonies and have left the place deserted, assuming no one will ever intrude on their secret turf. But they are mistaken. Frank Castle have discovered their campsite… and plans to destroy it!

Frank approach the longhouse. He finds the door locked. Not wanting to blow his cover just yet, Frank uses a special skeleton key to unlock the door and slowly open it to reveal a large church-like meeting room with a hideous statue of a demon, likely of Tahquitz, located on the other side of the room with a horrific Gothic style crucifix hanging on the wall right above it. He crept inside, still keeping his guard up.

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>>93935550
Cautiously he looks around to see wooden benches, one row on each side of the isle, that face the main stage where a podium and an altar is set up. And on the alter, The Punisher sees a row of human skulls, a goblet filled with what appears to be blood, and a Bible-like book entitled The Book of Hell. Frank tries to read the book, but every page in the book contains horrific text and a list of names of people deemed sinful and worthy of being food for Tahquitz to which Frank reads as people the cult plan to kill. He got wide-eyed when he sees that his name “Frank Castle” is on their hitlist right after the names of all the boys and the scientist have been crossed out! “Not if I kill them first!” he growled as he took the book, rip it up, and throw all of the pieces into one of the two large flaming urns nearby and set it on fire. He knocked away the altar’s contents, grabs toss the altar and toss it at the statue destroying part of it to reveal, to Frank’s surprise, a secret doorway that was hidden behind the statue.

Always on the alert, Frank slowly made his way to the door and notice that the door has no knob in which to open the door. So, with all his might, he kick the door open and barge in to find himself in a very dark room. Wanting to see what room he’s in, he took out an large LED flashlight and turn it on.

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>>93935568

The room became very bright, revealing to Frank that this is some sort of a hoarding room filled with items looted from the victims of the death cult. He comb the room to see wallets with credit cards inside, smartphones, iPads, firearms, bags of cash, jewelry, and more ammonite fossils exactly like the shattered fossil he found when he was at the sacrificial ground. He then notices a bow holder hanging from a wall by a strap. “I could use that,” says Frank “besides I need to brush up on my archery skills.” He took it down and open it. There inside the case, he saw it–

Frank: “Whoa…”

— a strange decorative elaborate bow with a row of strings stretched across a curved stave whimsically designed to depict a handgun with its nozzle being plugged up by what appears to be a combat dagger similar to one of the knives Frank uses in combat.

Frank: “Holy *&^(! *pause* Never seen anything like this!”

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>>93935582
He look at the bow carefully. “Well? Which string will I use to shoot the arrows?” he wonders in awe as Frank tries to figure out how this strange stringed bow can shoot an arrow. Noticing a quiver full of arrows lying next to where the bow holder was hung, he decided to take a moment to practice his archery skills. Frank took the bow and quiver and made his way outside where he found some bales of straw stacked along the side of one of the wigwams neighboring the LongHouse.

Frank: “Not the kind of targets I use, but they’ll have to do.”

Frank takes one of the arrows and mount it on the first string which is the longest of the group. He pulls them away from the bow and aim for the top bale. A second later, he lets go. A strange ping-like sound is made from the bow. Frank becomes puzzled as the sound coming from the vibrating first string lingers a bit before fading into silence as the string cease to vibrate. He heard bows make twanging noises before when an arrow is shot from them, but not like this! He tries again and again only to get the exact same results as his first attempt. Thinking that the other strings do the exact same thing, Frank starts experimenting with the other 6 strings and finds that they, too, produce a lingering sound. Suddenly, he realizes that what he’s handling is no ordinary bow! Taking another arrow from the quiver, he mounts the arrow this time on all 7 strings, took aim, and shoot.

CHIIINGGG!!!

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>>93935598

A clear brilliant sound rang from the bow. It was sweet and very pleasing to hear, which gives Frank the clear impression that this bow can shoot arrows just like any other bow, yet it can also play music– like a harp. Frank stare at the bow for a moment and begin to pluck the strings, creating a beautiful sound that made The Punisher smile a bit.

Frank: [softly] “Cute.”

But then something happened that really got the vigilante’s hard heart to soften — Frank doesn’t know why, but he swears he can hear the voice of his late wife Maria throbbing through the strings as he continues to strum and pluck the harp gently. There are tuning pegs that look like the jagged part of the combat knife design located at the top of the bow harp. They hold the strings and change the pitch of the sound to a different key depending upon song. Frank reaches over to a peg at the back end and turn the peg holding the back string. It change the sound to what Frank claims to be a sound that uncannily match the voice of his youngest son Frank Jr. He reaches for the 4th peg, turning it to change the sound of the 4th string to produce a sound that Frank swore matches the voice of Lisa, Frank’s oldest daughter. He strums the bow harp repeatedly and listens as the sound of the strings uncannily similar to the voices of his departed family sing to him a song of love through the strings which move the vigilante to tears. And that’s what made Frank Castle, The Punisher, fall in love with this strange musical weapon.

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>>93935619
Frank: [in a soft loving tone] “My 3 Loves…….. they’re speaking to me through this….. this bow harp thing………… *sniff* ……….. exactly as I heard it………. back when we were all alive………… happy………….*sniff*…………. without a care in the world……………. *strums slowly* Now………. now they live on…………. through the sound of this…………….. this bow harp………… singing out of love–”

A Voice: “Good! You can join them in Heaven if you’re good enough to be in it!”

Startled, Frank stops and turns abruptly to see armed hooded men cloaked in white robes each holding an AK-47 rifle in hand.

Cult Leader: “Stay right where you are, Castle! You’re not going anywhere except into the arms of Tahquitz, the god of death!”

Frank: “You must be Amos, leader of this death cult group, The Servants of Tahquitz, responsible for the disappearance and deaths of a group of boys days ago.”

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>>93935631
Amos: “That’s right, Castle! We killed those brats and sacrificed their blood. And then, knowing that you were coming for us, we made the campsite to appear deserted to fool you into believing that we abandon the whole area while we, in fact, were preparing for our next sacrifice — at a much different spot than the area where the blood of those fossil hunting brats were sacrificed!”

Cult Member: “Our Lord of Death will be pleased with us. He directed us to set this trap for you, Castle! And you fell into it, hook, line, and sinker!”

Frank: “So I noticed!”

Amos: “I see you have in your hands MacDrillin’s creation, The WarHarp. It was created not too long ago by MacDrillin who used an extremely rare form of completely indestructible adamantium to create this musical monstrosity. In fact, he created it out of his admiration of you, Castle!”

Frank: [sarcastic] “Oh geez! Am I flattered. Where’s Dr. MacDrillin?”

Amos: “He ended up becoming one with Tahquitz right after we tried torturing him into telling the secret of how he created the musical weapon so we can learn how to create weapons and armor out of that kind of adamantium ourselves. But because he refused to disclose any information about it, we had no choice but to kill him and add WarHarp to our prized menagerie of wealth. We shall use it as part of our weekly sacrificial ceremonies where we will honor the god of darkness and make another kill! And you Frank Castle is going to be a welcoming addition into the realm of eternal darkness!”

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>>93935646
Frank: [secretly taking out a flash bomb] “Where I’ll never be able to see any light again– including this one!”

Frank slams the flash bomb to the ground! FLASH!! A sudden bright, blinding light appear, blinded the cult group for a few seconds, giving Frank enough time to escape with WarHarp in hand.

Cult member: [regaining sight] “He’s gone!”

Another Cult Member: “Where he’d go?”

Amos: “Search the area! Find him! When you do, kill him! His blood must be sacrificed!”

The group frantically search the campground, unaware that a strange “rock” has just appeared right under their noses. That’s Frank under his desert yankie with a pair of assault rifles in hand and WarHarp slung behind him.

Amos: “Where is he?”

Cult member: “We can’t find him, my lord. He must have escaped from us. There’s no sign of him anywhere. Say, what’s that rock doing here?”

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>>93935658
Another Cult Member: “Hmmph! Never saw a rock like that before. Shall we use this rock to offer up sacrifices to our god, my lord?”

Amos: “Yes. For this rock is exactly where Castle will be sacrificed upon once he’s caught!”

Suddenly the “yankie” flies off! The Punisher is revealed!

Amos: “GASP!”

Frank: “The only ones who will be sacrificed to this Tahquitz F****r is you, you sons of–!”

BUDDAAABUDDAAABUDDAAABUDDAAABUDDAAABUDDAAABUDDAAA!!!!*

His twin machine rifles sprays out a huge barrage of bullets at the group who return fire, but were no match for The Punisher who killed the entire cult in a matter of minutes, leaving no one alive — well almost no one. Frank sees one of them still squirming on the ground after being wounded by Frank’s gunshots. Frank came over and took off his mask.

Frank: “Well if it ain’t Joseph, the son of Dr. MacDrillin whom Amos claims to have created WarHarp for me.”

Joseph: “He did! My dad really did built that harp just for you.”

Frank: “For me? Really? I thought you guys were joking.”

Joseph: “No, we’re not. It’s the truth. My dad admired you so much that he decided to create a weapon to support you in your war against crime.”

>>93932614
So guy has a harp juxtaposition fetish?

>>93935522
Maybe a harmonica.

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>>93935677
Frank: “Oh really? Do tell me about it.”

Joseph: “My dad, Dr MacDrillin, was one of a few scientists in the world who can master the art of working with rare forms of adamantium which will make anything made from this special element completely invincible. Once made to perfection, the object made from this rare type of alloy can never be destroyed no matter what. The WarHarp was his latest and last project my dad worked on before he was killed.

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>>93935696
Inspired by the countless tales told of how you decimate and destroy organized crime, my dad began a project to create the perfect weapon suitable for the likes of you, Mr. Castle. He settled on creating an archer style bow so powerful that it can shoot an arrow through the thickest of steel. When the bow was finished, my dad tested it and discovered, much to his surprise, that every time he shoots an arrow with this special bow, the adamantium string produce a clear lingering bell like sound which gives him the impression that this bow can also be used as a musical harp as well as a weapon against crime. So he created several more strings from adamantium and put it on the bow. Like the first one, the strings made a lingering sound when the arrow is launched. My dad was amazed by it and so was I. He started plucking the strings, creating such beautiful music that I just have to possess WarHarp, which is the exact name my dad gave to the musical weapon, for myself so I can play tunes from it and become a rock musician. But when I asked ‘Can I have the bow harp?’ Dad blatantly said, ‘No!’ He made the harp strictly for The Punisher. I can’t have it. But I couldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer. I was determined to get the harp for myself no matter what.

So, I did something I should never have done. I went and convinced Amos, leader of this death group, to help me get rid of my father so I can claim the bow harp for myself. Amos agreed to help me do this… for a price. I betrayed my father who end up being tortured to death for refusing to disclose the secret about his alloy work. Then Amos turned around and double-crossed me by seizing the harp for himself and forced me to join the Servants of Tahquitz, which is the exact price Amos wanted in exchange for helping me get rid of my father. He threatened to torture and kill me if I dared to escape and tell the authorities about what have happened!

>>93935694
Frank strike me more as an accordion type guy

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>>93935717
Since then, I grew to hate the cult especially after seeing many things the cult have done that caused me to become really sick to my stomach. But I never dared to protest, rebel, and escape to tell the authorities about it or else Amos will indeed kill me. Now that Amos and his men are dead, I’m now free from his grip and have come to regret my actions. Here, Mr. Castle. Take the WarHarp and use it in your war against crime. I don’t want it anymore.”

Frank: “Are you sure?”

Joseph: “Yes! I’m sure. My dad really did built that harp just for you! My dad wasn’t sure if you like music or not, but he knows how great you are in combat and wanted for you to have the best weapon money can never buy. So take it! Take the harp. It’s all yours.”

Frank: [grinning] “Gee! Thanks, Joesph! Go tell your father that I graciously accept his gift with utmost gratitude.”

Joseph: “Bu-bu-but he’s dead!”

Frank: [points a handgun at Joseph] “I know.”

BLAM!!*

Frank: “I just want you to do that when you see him in the afterlife.”

Frank survey the area and found that all cult members, including Amos, the leader are dead. Then he went back inside the LongHouse to plunder the treasure room, taking items he deems valuable and filling up as much as his backpack can hold. Then he finds a large bomb which he took, set it in the center of the LongHouse, and set the timer for 30 seconds. The bomb started ticking down as Frank went back outside, picks up WarHarp, kiss and cradle it in his arms, and begin strumming and singing along with it as both he and WarHarp exit the main gate and walk several feet away from the area.

>>93935677
>>93935696
>the WarHarp
Jesus Christ.

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>>93935733
Then, 30 seconds later– BOOM!!!! The bomb exploded, destroying the entire campsite. The whole area went down in flames as Frank Castle, humming, strumming, and cradling WarHarp in his arms and in his heart, walk into the desert sun. His job is done. The nightmare is over. The campground is destroyed. And the cult is punished! All in a day’s work… for The Punisher!

>>93935452
I wonder what she looks like irl?

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>>93935677
>Frank: “Well if it ain’t Joseph, the son of Dr. MacDrillin whom Amos claims to have created WarHarp for me.”

>WarHarp

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>>93935747

I really missed seeing genuinely strange /co/ fanart. I thought the flood of ironic crossover shit had drowned out everything else. Thanks for sharing this OP.

>>93935779
Oh. I've seen some butch lesbians but this is ridculous.

>>93935689
It's a woman who really likes harps and the Punisher.
https://franksharpzone.com/

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>>93935779

Who the fuck is making all these harps with skulls on them?

>>93935717
>>93935598
Weaponized harps?

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>Frank suspects you for having CP.
>Kicks down your door
>Pushes you aside to see your computer
>Finds nothing but pictures of him playing the harp.

What do anons?

>>93935859
Ask him if he really plays the harp.

>>93935842
>Who the fuck is making anything with skulls on them
Frank

>>93935746
Sooo this lady gets wet from destruction with harp music being played softly in the background?

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>this thread

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>Every image and even remotely cohesive sentence in this entire thread
I thought I had been dulled to the weird, inexplicable nonsense of the internet, and then this shit happens.

This is definitely something.

This is not autism

This is not cringe

There is no name for what this is yet

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>the premise
>the art
>the fanfics
>the fucking miniature harps juxtaposed with Punisher action figures
We live not in the Best or Worst Timelines. We live in the timeline Doc Brown spoke of. Someone, somewhere, hit 88MPH. And we're about to see some serious shit.

Now that's just silly.

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>>93936318
This is the sign of the Heathcliffening

>>93935522
You can get smaller harps to travel with.

>>93932614
>>93935353
>>93935582
These are some decent drawings of harps.

why are punisher fans such piles of human garbage?

captcha :basura stige

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>>93936806
exhibit A

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>>93935779

>>93936806
>>93936818
rude

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>>93932614
This is a very different Frank, not the US Marine Special Forces veteran nor is it Frank Castle from the max Series. species is Homo Sapiens Sapiens and nationality is America but of something separate and different. This Frank Castle the Punisher has become Foreverial Funeralup Frank and he was fully harphifized with his organs and inside and literally his whole body changed into a permanent living harp version with permanent living string organs and insides and a permanent metal, harp column and nylon tongue. nose is a permanent harp neck and has two permanent nylon lips and two permanent tuning pin ears. Fully dressed like a scourge of the underworld, funeralup this way to remain and always shooting criminals with a permanent smile on his face and a wide open permanent nylon mouth speaking constantly ready to lick anyone or anything with his permanent metal, harp column and nylon tongue. The hetero art funeral musicified version of Punisher the scourge of the underworld. there are other Frank Castle The Punisher characters i have done besides this and the US Marine Special Forces veteran. This is defanitely not the US Marine Special Forces veteran Frank as this doesnt exist at all in that series that I do, this is in the genre of fully permanent living harps and full permanent string mutation. This also is defanitely not the Punisher from the max Series as this doesnt happen to him either, just a different character whom becomes Foreverial Funeralup Frank

>>93937515
Did you just make this up or did she really write that?

>>93937589
Look up delitized

This is the best thread /co/ has had in ages

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We've gone too far as a species and now we're starting to collapse in on ourselves

>>93937767
We spend a lot of points in the wrong skill tree

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>this thread

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>>93932614
>>93935423
>>93935452
>>93935779

This is pure gold. I love the Internet.

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>>93935779
Good lord.

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>>93932614

I haven't posted on /co/ in the best part of a decade, but had to stop lurking to thank you for this OP. The last time I saw something this amazing posted was the original Razor the Hedgehog thread Chris Chan was first posted in. I am crying now, it hurts.

>>93935353

Looks like he has a microphone here. Perhaps he's reciting poetry about the Battle Van, or singing about his favorite guns.

you gonna get warharped

>>93935550
Imagine going to a decent 7/10 Tinder match's house and seeing a shelf full of this shit.

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Not since pic related have I been so awash with uncontrollable laughter and sheer WAT

It's times like this I remember why I still come here.

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>>93932614
Jesus, this might be my favorite image, ever.

>>93932614

F#

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>>93935779

>>93932614
>>93935337
>>93935353
You can definitely see artistic improvement over the course of these images.

Is this a sex thing?

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As strange as it may seem, I can dig it.

F

>>93935779
>Being such a fangirl you literally transform into a frankface as time goes

>this thread

>>93935494
>That reflection

THAT'S NOT A HER

From this day on Frank will no long be the one who Franks criminals. From now on Frank harps.

>>93942161
It matches the image anon posted of her.

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>>93932614
>>93935353
>>93935423
>>93935568
>>93935779

I swear to God, this fucking board......

>>93942393
F...
Fucky?

>>93936318
Yeah normies call it Outsider Art. We call it Deviantart.

>>93942298
>From now on, frank franks harps as well. Sometimes while franking criminals.
Slight tweak there.

>>93942530
Man, 4chan needs better defenses against botnets.

>>93941300
I'm with ya.
I think we should try to get Marvel on board with this.

>>93935717
D-does that harp have a holster?

>>93942844
Possibly two, one on each side.

>>93942812
Hell, even a minor shoutout, like having a gunfight in on the showroom floor of a music store would probably cause brick girl there to ND into her pants.

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>>93943208
So much for no fap.

>a harp fetish

Now I've seen it all.

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My stomach hasn't been hurting from laughter for a long time. Thanks for finding this stuff OP

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I mean... it's probably not a fetish but it damn well feels like one.

>>93944977
This. I never thought I'll be preplexed on here.

>>93944977
It is. You can tell because if you look back to before she heard about Punisher she was still drawing muscely guy's playing the harp.

>>93944977
Weird obsessions don't always have to be sexual.

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>>93945251
>Stay out of my harp zone

>>93935779
Mama Fratelli?!?

>>93935779
Is it bad that I was desperately hoping she'd be a qt?

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>>93932614
higher quality

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>>93935779
>>93935818

She's a butch lesbian alright

>>93943046
Or a pursuit through an orchestra hall and Frank fiddles with a harp before continuing.

are the harps made of barbed wire or what

>>93946094
The first image clearly has barbed wire.

>>93945935
There's gotta be a thousand ways for castle to frank a criminal with a harp. Drop one on his head. take cover behind one.

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>>93936806
Because 99.9998% of his fans are just illiterate conservatard normies who just like the logo, or the "killing all criminals indiscriminately" gimmick if they even know that much about the character.

>>93947950
But you gotta admit - his logo is pretty sweet.

>>93947950
Joss Sweeden get out

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>>93948489
But I actually like Frank. It's not his fault that most of his "fans" are just entry-level plebs, but sometimes you just have to call them as you see them.

>>93948667
>no gf (guilty fucks)
kek

this is really intricate

makes a guy wonder if a warharp, pulling on all seven strings, would be possible

ms. konkus seems to have it as some sort of longbow sorta deal, but i think it'd be a lot more practical as a crossbow

>>93946492
>>93943046
>Frank opens the door to his arsenal safe room to gather supplies to unleash hell on the wicked and in the corner, under a sheet, the faint silhouette of harps foots pedals can be seen.

>>93948457
I mean yeah, it's one of the sweetest

>>93948750
What if each string is wired to a different trigger to multiple guns mounted on it

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Well I'll never be able to see Frank in the sane way again.

>>93948940
but then you couldn't hear the beautiful harmonies over the sound of gunfire

you gotta think of this like the original artist did

>>93949108
But you see, the gunfire is the beautiful harmony

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>>93945251
>Get the fuck out of here, and stay the fuck out of my harp zone

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>>93932614
Battle Bard Frank needs to be a thing. Now

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this is such an oddly specific and bizarre fucking thing. How did you even find it?

>>93935423
I am impressed and frightened at the same time.

Some kind anon that can draw needs to draw Frank and his warharp

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>>93953143
>begging for drawfags
>not commissioning Alex Ross (or some other household name among /co/ artists) to draw Frank franking his warharp in frant of his framily frankstone

>>93953799
I wonder if everyone on /co/ could pull in the money together...

>>93953799
If only Dillon was still alive...