Mike Tyson Mysteries

Any word on a season 4 yet?

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For you.

What the fuck, Yung?

Oh.

It's happening!

is Yung masturbating

>Suggestive workout Yung
And there's still no porn.

>and I just jacked off!
god I know that feeling
sadly knowing Yung she's probably exercising
.. heh, yup
still hot!
>>93930862
>season ends
fuck, already?

freaking pidgeon

the dog is her ex

okay so, the mystery now is why he said there was no rice-a-roni when in fact everyone's required to have some

DSL.

My aunts dog does the same thing to me

Little shit

are upskirts actually worth a damn?

>What is that, an orca?

This show needs to be renewed for season 4, 5, 6, and 7. Episodes should be a half hour too.

>>93931246
only if youre a degenerate

>>93931246
They are if she's clean and breezy instead of bepantied in a vagina prison

Mike is thinking with his stomach, and it's making him an asshole.

>Missed the first 8 minutes
dammit

who voices Marques's friend?

Geez, what can't Marquess do?

>>93931255
or at least a full quarter hour instead of this 9.5 minute bullshit

Come the fuck on Marquess.
What a dick.

WHAT A TWIST

Damn, that's a classic MTM twist.

AND THEN ANOTHER

So, uh, when does he turn back into a dog?

Wait, Marcus can turn animals back to human? Is it only a reincarnation thing because if not, why doesn't he change pigeon back?

wow that was exactly 10 seconds
i love the coincidences in this
there's nothing wrong with putting a matchstick in a dog's ass. if it doesnt like it, it'll bite you.

RL Mike was funny this episode.

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>They believe they're allergic to dogs
>Are they?
>No they're not.

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>live action Tyson

>>93931213
Stop shoving things up its asshole.

That was a stupid mystery.

>>93931340
It just takes so much effort, anon

>>93931340
it must only be a reincarnation thing
>>93931359
boy do I know that feel. My mom just decides she's allergic to things she doesn't want around anymore.

It's over!

And it was very nice.

>he actually did stick things up its asshole
Top fucking kek

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>>93931362
I'm sure someone with a face like that wouldn't do anything wrong..

Great finish. This season definitely got better as it went along.

Hope theres a season 4.

>might be allergic to pet bird
>mother thinks of getting rid of it once as a joke
>years later it dies
>new bird comes to live inside empty cage to escape summer heat
>will never know if allergic to birds
I bet its the black mold inside the walls anyways.

>>93931300
Give a shit.

Wait Mike still has kids? I thought he only had the one.
>>93931340
I'd guess it's only reincarnation, Pigeon is a divine curse. So he can't pull rank on God, lest he come back and burn down their house again.

Exercising Yung was still pretty hot.

welp it's cancelled, guys, oh well, had a good run

I just got around to watching an episode a couple days ago just to check this show out. I marathoned the whole series in 2 days, holy fuck this is funny shit.

>>93931413
the penis tree episode might be the best episode of the entire show.

It's weird how no one's giving pigeon the benefit of the doubt. He got put into the body of a fucking bird. Fuck that bitch.

>>93931465
The fuck you talkin' about?

>>93931465

Wait, what?

>>93931465
You trying to fool me!?

>Marques triple fisting those drinks.
Calm yourself.

OGOPOGO! OGOPOGO!

>Yung having a crush on Pigeons human form
Bit adorable but she seems like she got over it later

>>93931340
>>93931434
interesting how they are now playing the pigeon episode.

>>93931573
It was more of a phase, really.

Marques sure took a punch from Mike Tyson well, considering he's fucking Mike Tyson.

>>93931600
I mean, he invented Modern Boxing didn't he? So he should be able to take a punch.

>And turn me into a pigeon too
Still funny

>>93931600
Have you seen Marquess shirtless? He's built enough to take a punch.

>>93931486
about what?

>>93931600
It was a love tap.

>>93931573
it's not like there's any reason for it to ever come up again.. what, you think she's gonna see that body when she talks to the bird?

>>93931600
being dead probably helps

>>93931677
I assume she keep a picture. I mean not like Sandra needs them anymore

Ogopogo is the best episode of the series.

This latest season felt off somehow. Like there wasn't enough interaction between the mystery team themselves, I dunno.

>>93931690
He can be killed again, though.

>>93931635
Pigeon's reaction is great.

>>93931658
Not wanting to see his ex-wife who turned him into a pigeon.

>>93930984
Spbp

>>93931677
>you think she's gonna see that body when she talks to the bird?
She watched him have sex for a half hour.

>>93931696
you think they just looted her house afterwards? it is weird sometimes imagining what happens after some of these episodes

>>93931702
it was a lot of limp nothing. like they didnt have full episodes written but just said 'fuckit, animate it' and hoped that would be the joke

>>93931713
Considering how often people seem to become ghosts when they die, I wonder why we don't see more ghosts just walking around and doing normal shit like Marcus does?

>>93932804
what makes you think it's often?
i think theyve said that they arent usually visible to most people, even if they havent hit the point where theyve died several times and become totally invisible. like there was that one only marquess could see, right? the murderous one.
it's also possible that people have a tendency to get themselves killed pretty easily as ghosts, assuming immortality that they dont actually have.

>>93932804
Maybe how you die has to do with it.
>>93931702
Mike seemed a lot meaner. I didn't like that.
>>93932750
Pigeon would probably insist it's his house so he could take whatever, Mike would go along, Marquess would insist it's wrong then lowkey steal something and when he's caught deflect to them or try to make an excuse, Yung would insist it's wrong, quickly give up, then awkwardly standby as they finished looting the place.
>>93932849
Also in the first episode they don't tend to realize they're ghosts. So maybe whatever kills them double kills them almost immediately because they don't realize they've died.

>>93932896
>Mike seemed a lot meaner. I didn't like that.
yeah. it wasnt even funny really. it was more "well that certainly was strange! I guess it has that in common with a joke"
>Marquess would insist it's wrong then lowkey steal something and then when he's caught
Pigeon would lambast him like mad.
>"What's that? you took a box of my wife's tampons? What could you possibly need those for?"
>"WHAT? I didn't! I just took six bottles of wine!"
>"I'd need to drink too if I was bleeding out my mangina"

How depressing is it realizing that the reason all the women we know are as frigid as Yung is because most of the men we know are as ascerbic as Pigeon

I missed the episode. Is there a link anywhere?

>>93933108
Re-run at 3:30 AM EDT

>>93931340
He hates Pigeon.

>>93934608
Pigeon isn't dead.

I like when the episodes work on the fact Mike was a boxer, with scenes of him being able to take down certain adversaries himself and plowing through people with ease. (And Pigeon acknowledging that he can kill every single member of the team if he wanted to.)

Its on again for those who missed it.

>pigeon's first guess is right
hah

What is like to ride a cable car?

>that second episode
Oh shit.