also, why doesn't he have the huge pointy butt like the other ducks?
>>93927064
cause hes the only one who has a dick, don't you see that huge bulge
>>93927132
wait, which part are you asserting is his dick?
>>93927064
Because he isn't a duck.
because this
>>93927064
Because he needs the tight pants to stop blood from pooling in his legs while flying.
>>93927806
that... actually makes the most sense, which is not allowed on 4chan
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he's not a duck he's a pelican