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Live action Princess Jasmine. Please have mercy on my balls.

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Live action Princess Jasmine.

Please have mercy on my balls.
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Does she have nice feet?
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>>93925025
But she's not ARAB.
Indians aren't the right color.
She's 3/4th white.
Bollywood.
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She's white and no the even Arab. How long until people start to bitch?
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Is she even from the Middle East?
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>>93925124
She's half indian.
Also all the people complaining asked for either an Half Indian man named Avan to play Aladdin or for them to only cast Bollywood Actors
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Reminder that the original story in the 1001 Nights was set in China.
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>>93925025
Looks like Cage.
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>>93925172
we have a winner

>>93925124
she's Indian
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I'm not SJW but she's way too white. This is a horrible casting.
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>>93925025
Not Arab, too dark, and too pretty -- her nose isn't big enough.
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>>93925124
And the original story took place in China. You can nit pic all you want. She looks appropriate for the role.
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>>93925144
Middle Easterners and Indians are like Mexicans, their skin tone can range from pale white to very dark brown.
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>>93925088
>Jasmine
>Arab
She's Persian, you dumb fuck. Persians consider themselves Arian, just like Indians, so that's closer to the character than a hook-nosed Arab.
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>>93925172
I think of all the adaptations, only those Hallmark movies get it right.
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>>93925025
>Live action Princess Jasmine.
>Live action

For the love of God, why?

Well other than Disney being dead inside as they can't make a decent musical anymore
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Why didn't they just get the chick from Quantico?
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>>93925288

>too dark

I hope this is bait
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>>93927477
Accidental bait. I legitimately mean to write "not dark enough" but brain had a sudden case of autism.
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>>93927395
Disney is on a quest to adapt every single classic movie they made into live action. As to why, people suspect it's money since that horrendous B&B remake made a fucking billion on a 140mil budget. Let's hope it did enough of a dent on the Disney live action brand that people won't go and see this shit and hopefully the Rat will abandon this bullshit idea-
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>>93926816
Please stop, my erection...
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>>93927699
She can take the thorns.
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>>93925025
Is the Aladdin actor Muslim or something else? I know he's Persian Canadian, but I couldn't find anything else on him.
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>Ctrl + F "Pink"
>Ctrl + F "Kimberly"
>Ctrl + F "Power"

/co/ srsly? you've changed. i'm out.
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>>93926702
That's true. People who have never read the story don't know that Alladin himself is specifically said to be chinese.
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>>93928906
The story never even goes into the middle east. It starts in China and then Alladin goes to North Africa via magical teleportation which is where the story ends.
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>>93928945
Magical teleportation or magic carpet ride?
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>not mia khalifa
>or priya raj
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>>93929177
Funny you ask that. There were no magic carpets in the original Alladin story. That was from a different story in the 1001 nights. And the carpet didn't fly; it teleported you.

>"Whoever sitteth on this carpet and willeth in thought to be taken up and set down upon other site will, in the twinkling of an eye, be borne thither, be that place nearhand or distant many a day's journey and difficult to reach."
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>>93925124
>How long until people start to bitch?
it happened the second it was announced
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>>93926702
>>93928906
This is true. If diversity fags really wanna bitch accurately they should blame Disney for brownwashing a chinese character.
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>>93929967
That actually makes much more sense than having a carpet flying through the air like a plane.
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>>93930010
except he really wasn't intended to be an ethni chinese, or any race in particular
arabs used "china" as a generic word for a faraway place
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>>93927336
Wasn't Jasmine actually Chinese in the original story?
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>>93925082
>British/Indian mutt
I doubt it.
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>>93932923
Aladdin was. I don't remember if Jasime was also
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>>93928811
>you've changed
yes, we don't give a fuck about sentai shit that was ever only tangentially related to cartoons and comics and neither should you
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>>93929433
> silicone bimbos
you'd prefer she be a futa, just come out and say so
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>>93933068
I would, any girl can be improved by adding a big, fat cock.
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>>93927568
>implying

they have snow white, mary poppins and the little mermaid for tumblrinas, and mulan and we wuz lion kangs for the muh norities

they will literally wipe their asses with 20 dollar bills in a decades time
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>>93925025
She is not arabic.

Dropped.
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>>93931596
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aladdin

>The opening sentences of the story, in both the Galland and the Burton versions, set it in China and imply, at least, that Aladdin is Chinese.
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>>93925025
>inb4 full burqa
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>>93927568
yeah people like my sister (who loves all the Disney cartoons) will take her entire family to every one no matter how bad it is just to be able to compare it to the cartoon version
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>>93925025
more pictures needed to decide if good or not
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>poo
dropped
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Uhhhh is this a joke? She's white.
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Actually having a fair skin is a sign of high-born or royalty in india so it kinda fits.
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>>93925025
Not brown enough
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>>93925025
>Arabs pissed that the girl isn't Arab
>virtue signallers "pissed" cause "do you think all brown people are the same"
>synergyfaggots pissed
>10/10 cutie
best timeline
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Why not have Gal Gadot be Jasmine?
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>>93925025
Not brown enough
Hopefully she gets a tan by then
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>>93925025

Like, an afternoon at the tanning salon is all she needs. Her eye and hair color is actually a perfect match for Jasmine.
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>>93937045

Because she already plays another princess for a rival company.
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>>93925025

A guy with zits on his chest will play Aladdin.

That girl who played the Pink Power Rangers who is married to a black guy in real life will play Jasmine.

Eddie Murphy will play the Genie.
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>>93925025
>Please have mercy on my balls.


Oh, don't worry anon they will. You see the thing you wont find out until the trailer is that It doesn't matter who they cast as Jasmine because she will look like shit. Feminist, and old fat soccer moms wont allow them to give us a sexy live action Princess Jasmine in 2019.

Feminists, and SJWs bitched so hard about the Disney Parks Jasmine looking "too sexy" that after over 20 years Disney was forced to change the iconic meet, and greet Jasmine costume.
Now Disney Parks Jasmine is covered from head to toe, and shows no skin.

Male Aladdin fans will get no sexy live action Jasmine. Don't forget the "Beauty" aka Feminist Watson they cast as Belle in the live action Beauty & the Beast.

Because children, and woman are the main demographic for these live action films they will dress her down in an outfit that is sexualy non-threatening to middle aged fat soccer moms just like they do in that shit live action Disney show Once Upon A Time.
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>>93937254
hate to break it to you but that shit is for children
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>>93937984
So it's the children spending $5000 dollars, each, for a week long vacation? Huh.
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>>93937984

Hate to break it to you but 99% of the reaction videos for the Live action Beauty & the Beast trailer on Youtube are of adults who can't wait to go see it.

The same goes for the new Star Wars trailers.
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>>93937254
this is your brain on /pol/
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>>93925025
The real question here is will Live action Aladdin be allowed to show his nipples since the cartoon version was ban from showing them for some reason.
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>>93938086
>Using the /pol/ meme everytime someone says something that's not PC.

Say it with me, anon. There is no such thing as the /pol/ boogeyman just other humans on this earth who don't share my sjw/feminist opinions.
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>>93938014
Yes, it's adults with children paying to entertain their children.
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>>93938336

And Star Wars makes the money it does because of only children, and parents who take their kids to the movies.

Get real. These type of nostalgic fanboy/fangirl flicks join the billion dollar club because they appeal to a wide audience. There are even adult collectors who blow major bucks on limited edition Disney live action dolls that cost anywhere from $200 to $2000.
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>>93925249
>>93925288
>way too white
>too dark
The internet, ladies and gentlemen.
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Oh hey the pink Power Ranger
cool
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>>93925025
10/10 would rek
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>>93937045
>a jew playing an Arab but the character was originally Chinese
There would have been hell to pay
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>>93938429
Christ, that fucking face.
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>>93925172
Reminder that the original story also had a Sultan of China.
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>>93925025
Oh hey, It's the Pink Power Rangers from this Year's Movie
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>>93925172
"Cathay". Supposed to be China but functionally Arabia

The original writer/storyteller most probably never set foot in China
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>>93925025
I liked the Power Rangers movie for what it was.
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>>93938981

This anon isn't a retard.
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>>93929433
Why do they alway make Asian girl characters have streaks of dyed hair?
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>>93930010
We talking about a Disney movie, no one fucking wanted history accuracy like with Pocahontas 2, the original movie material was ducking perfect with John Smith canon shipping
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>>93938981
The original writer is suspected to be French, as Aladdin was a late addition to 1001 Nights first appearing in a French version.

It's meant to be "exotic" more than anything.
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