>tfw a fucking pineapple beats you at chess

>>93922858
Dilbert thread?

>>93922858
This show had no business being as good as it was

>I told them at the rollout meeting that anthrax was a bacteria, not an herb
>no you didnt
>I was thinking it pretty hard!

>>93925969
BRB, I gotta get a refill on my placebo medication.

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>What makes you qualified to be a reporter?
>I'm willing to violate anyone's privacy for my personal gain, and then claim with a straight face that the public has a right to know.
>Have you been using ME as your main source of industry information?
>No, not the main source. I also make stuff up.

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GUESS WHO MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IS!?!

>>93925871
>What's your opinion on this tragedy, sir?
>My throat is moist! The raspiness has gone!
*dies*

anyone else feel like the art style on We Bare Bears resembles specifically the tv version of Dilbert?

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>>93926300
I didn't even consider it until you pointed it out.

Now I just want a crossover.

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>That's harrassment! I could sue you both for making this a hostile workplace.
>Ten minutes ago you beat a man senseless
>He was senseless before I beat him

>>93926101

YOU RUINED SEX FOR ME!

FOREVER!

>>93926101
Asok. Same as everyone else. Topper is fine too.

>>93925794
I came here to wet something else motherfucker.

>>93925871
You can say that again

>You made us think about Dilbert and sex at the same time!
>Sex is ruined forever!

>>93922858

Who cares! So what if I suck at chess!? Chess is a stupid game anyway! You cant even king me!!

I think you should kill yourself, Dilbert.