Homecoming

>I could be at a pride march right now

>>93912270
I just want him to come out, it would make me so happy.

>>93912294
Only when Disney PR department deems it viable

>>93912257
his face
>this is what my years of acting school hath brought me...oh woe unto such a perplexed individual as I shall be a dancing simian for theis moment in my epoch

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>>93912310
On the other hand, if he really isn't gay then he has the ultimate bromance with Harrison, and that's awesome too.

>>93912257

Not even close.

It's not even making GotGv2 money. It's making non-inflation adjusted SM1 dollars so expecting it to do well ($750M or more) is an easy reach.

A little more, quite possibly.

A lot more - NOPE.

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>>93912399
It's literally making 2002 Spider-Man money in 2017, as a 3D movie. But in it's defense, this is a pretty lukewarm box office summer.

>Will we break a billion worldwide again bros?
>we

I don't know about y'all, but I'm not actually making any money off this film.

>>93912670
Then how did you arrive to this cantonese image board that we at Disney / Sony use to ask for sex slaves in a deeply coded slang?

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Will we atleast beat JeWonderWoman guys?

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>>93912670

https://www.forbes.com/sites/robcain/2017/07/15/what-spider-man-homecomings-awful-73-plummet-means-for-marvel-and-for-superhero-movies/#4afbfa791672
>But things quickly turned sour for the Sony-Marvel co-pro yesterday when the grosses fell off a cliff, tumbling 73.2 percent from the first Friday’s $50.8 million tally to an estimated $13.6 million on the second. That’s one of the worst Friday-to-Friday drops the 16-movie Marvel Cinematic Universe has ever seen—only Avengers: Age of Ultron and Captain America: Civil War fared worse—and it's by far the worst for any of Sony’s 6 Spider-Man movies. Even the heavily front-loaded and relatively poorly reviewed Spider-Man 3 fell by a lesser margin on its second Friday.

Where were you when the MCU died a slow painful death.

>>93912257
of course we will

we're crushing it at the box office right now and there's NOTHING that can compete

>>93912423
It's a burned out franchise that people are sick of seeing rebooted.

I'm amazed it did as well as it has.

>>93912764
Exactly Homecoming is in Batman Begins' shoes.
No body was expecting much from it and were burned by two bad entries in a row prior.

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>>93912725
I guess scrapping uncle ben was a mistake afterall.

>>93912725
THE MCU IS DOING GREAT

this is all Sony's fault they should've promoted it better

you'll see after Venom and Black Cat bomb and Marvel gets the FULL rights back

>>93912373
OH GOD THIS IS SINGAPORE

>>93912725
Waiting for an MCU film which wasn't an attempt at rebooting an old film series

>dude it made less than one kabajillion dollars
>is the MCU DEAD NOW???? YASSSS

>>93912798
seriously DChumps are pathetic

but I guess it's to be expected when they only have two movies left in their dead cinematic universe and we already have the next 10 years planned

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>>93912725
>>93912764
>>93912773
Its all because the entire movie was shown in the trailers and no one wants to go watch it after word of mouth from the ppl who saw it in the first week.

>>93912791
>they should've promoted it better
They hocked this thing hard as fuck, are you kidding?

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>>93912257
>we

>>93912846
BritFag here.
They really didn't for us

>>93912829
You better start doing some cardio, chubs, or you won't be there to enjoy an endless stream of "the next one will make this movie better " MCU goodness!

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>73% drop

This is embarrassing

I can't believe a Wonder Woman film might make more money than Spider-Man and Ironman.

>>93912257
July 14
>War for the Planet of the Apes

July 21
>Dunkirk
>Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

July 28
>Atomic Blonde
>The Emoji Movie

Homecoming was literally dead on arrival, no way the movie can recover from its 60% drop this weekend.

>>93912257
>Even twink Spiders get bitches

With great power comes great responsibility.

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I don't understand what went wrong with the b.o. In this version Spider-man was very modern and relatable and had none of that uncle Ben crap that hangs over him like a curse.

>>93912764
Would you call it.... Amazing?

>>93912257
Itsbtge highschool thing everyone is so sick of that theme even higschoolers

Also the force diversity in trumps america will be box office poison.

>>93912257
just

>>93912773
>Exactly Homecoming is in Batman Begins' shoes.
Not really, almost a decade passed between B&Robin and BBegins, and the two movies were radically different in tone as well.

>>93912423
what is inflation.

>>93913025
A fetish.

>>93912423

And 2002 SM didn't make 1B as OP (which was likely weak console-war bait since this is a pretty shit thread) states.

Also, side note in direct response to you. 3D and premium format theaters aren't providing the kinds of bumps to films (even when you would expect it to - say Transformers, or GotGv2, etc.).

The better comparison is ticket sales. Which is why Sound of Music and Gone With The Wind still beat things like The Force Awakens, and any superhero movie ever in box office.

>>93913025
It a buzzword jews came up with to make more money.

>>93913015
Begins was a new start after B&R poisoned the well. It's not a 1:1 exact circumstance but you can see how it's similar.

>>93912773
>Exactly Homecoming is in Batman Begins' shoes.

Batman Begins came out 8 years after Batman & Robin and was the first actual reboot for the franchise.

Homecoming came out just 3 years after the last entry of the previous reboot.

Homecoming is closer to Batman v Supermans shoes.

>>93912725
I hate Spider-man and want the MCU to fail, but it's disingenuous to present second week drops alone as proof. All comic book movies have huge openings and huge drops because comic fans all want to see the movie the first week. The second week there will always be fewer potential viewers since so many people see them week 1.

It's fair to point to Homecomings lower than expected opening though, and it is true that its drop was larger than foreseen and threw off tjr movie's projections, but second week drops alone are not enough to damn a movie.

>>93913025
3D tickets are also more expensive these days

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>>93912923
>implying Valerian isn't a massive bomb
>implying ANY of those stand a chance against spiderman

>>93913046
>Homecoming is closer to Batman v Supermans shoes.
no? Amazing Spiderman 2 was nowhere near as well received as Dark Knight Rises

>>93912923
>>Atomic Blonde
>>The Emoji Movie

Atomic Blonde won't be the next Lucy, Mad Max fans notwithstanding. And Dunkirk won't be a huge hit, no one is really that interested in a World War movie that doesn't include space ships and aliens, Nolan notwithstanding. Dunkirk will go the same way as Interstellar, which made less than Inception.

>>93912863
Nobody cares about the British cinema market.

>>93913025
Money loses value over time. Think of what $10 can buy nowadays. You won't be able to get as much with $10 in a few years because the value of money decreases.


So when talking about how much money you made years ago, it helps to calculate how much money you'd need TODAY to be able to buy the same amount of stuff as you could back then.

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>>93912829
>This franchise pumps out tons of movies! That's a proven sign of high quality!

>>93913090
>And Dunkirk won't be a huge hit, no one is really that interested in a World War movie that doesn't include space ships and aliens, Nolan notwithstanding. Dunkirk will go the same way as Interstellar, which made less than Inception.
this the only people interested in it are retards who are fans of one of the "actors" who used to be in some kind of band

also it's out Friday and the reviews are STILL embargoed that's never a good sign and it's WB so you KNOW it's terrible

>>93912798
When Marvel's biggest character underperforms? Yeah that's a bad sign

>>93913076
>Amazing Spiderman 2 was nowhere near as bad received as Batman and Robin

FIFY

>>93913149
I can almost taste the trepidation in your writing

>>93913132
>it's good because there are lots of movies
>not because every one of those lots of movies are critically loved and huge financial successes

>>93913057
>second week drops alone

They also indicate word of mouth. Remember, WW made less it's opening weekend than SS, BvS or MoS and, at various points in their respective runs, WW has beaten their domestic grosses. That's purely a word of mouth. Generally, at this stage in the release, WW should not still be in this many theaters.

>>93913067
Planet of the Apes is ALREADY assblasting Spider-Man. Valerian was, as of the past week's projections, expecting a $20M opening weekend for a independent release - no one thought it was going to open at $100M, or even $50 M. Lucy opened with $43M and that was with a well-known actress. So if it doesn't make $35, it will not be as successful as the financiers hopes, but $20-$25M does not mean 'bomb' - much less 'massive bomb.'

>>93913033
That's literally what my post was meant to suggest: Homecoming is selling fewer tickets than 2002 SM, because it's doing the same numbers despite higher ticket prices and 3D.

>>93913164
>Marvel's biggest character
overseas

Also Iron Man is Marvel's biggest character now

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>>93913067
You're literally always wrong
*Breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>93913280
and Iron Man isn't in the movie?

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>>93912257
>First week
>BEST SPIDER-MAN MOVIE EVER!
>Literally one week later
>Spider-Who?

Yeah great movie there Marvel

>>93912791
Are you being ironic?

>>93913167
Batman and Robin has 10% on RT and 15% of people liked it. TASM2 has 52% on RT and 65% of people liked it.

>>93913323
This is basically a sped-up version of every superhero movie

>>93912725

Civil War had a bigger drop in its first week and it made a billion dollars

>>93912257
>where are the dicks?
>and why aren't they in my ass?

>>93913380
Yeah, but and it's going to feel it more. That's one nasty ass drop.

>>93913529

again, CW and Ultron had bigger drops and they still made a ton of money

>>93913642
CW and Ultron also had bigger openings, less competition and wider releases around the same time. By the time China gets it, it might already be too late.

>>93912923
>>Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
The movie looks good
But there's something about it. It just says "massive flop"

>>93912929
>Even twink Spiders get bitches
In Tom Holland's case that's "with unwanted power comes great misery."

>>93912773
Batman Begins had a weaker opening yet stronger legs, though.

>>93912373
What is it with gay men and squeaky voices? Are they doing it on purpose? Half the time you can identify someone's sexuality by their voice alone.

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>>93914256
They literally have the amygdalas of heteosexual women. Same with lesbians in reverse. People say "oh my brain's wired differently" and don't think for a second what that actually means.

>>93913067
they showed a five minute preview for Valerian at Dolby before Spiderman.

All I remember from Spiderman was that 5 minute preview for another movie.

Valerians going to be amazing.

>>93914256
Holland's voice is pretty deep for his size though isn't it?

>>93914295
Be glad homophobes are just using the bible to condemn gays, because homosexuality could easily be seen as undesirable on a pure biological basis.

>>93913323
Pizza time

>>93914543
how many "slices" do you want, congressman? *wink*

>>93912832
>Its all because the entire movie was shown in the trailers
They really didn't

The film doesn't open in China cause they released in July, the month China blocks foreign films.

>>93914256
Only Harrison has high pitched voice tho (I'm assuming that's a glee character who sang that Christmas song in the most gayest sounding voice ever)

>>93914610
As if success in China really means anything.

I'm sure I could make a successful business rendering people unconscious for an hour or two to forget the communist hellscape they live in.

>>93912832
>read that on his voice
thanks for the laugh

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>>93914597
The monument scene, the plane scene, the beach fight among plane crash fire, the warehouse pillars scene, the ferry scene, most of iron man scene, 4 min from opening, most of city scenes, web shooter combinations/suit ai.

The trailers spoiled 90% of the movie and all the setpieces.

One thing that needs to be brought up regarding box office performance is all these tentpole films opening one week after another. Hollywood is becoming the video game industry by dumping all their big releases in the fall and leaving nothing for the rest of the year.

We had Pirates, Wonder Woman, Cars 3, Transformers and more open one week after another.

>>93916450
Good thing I only watched the first trailer. All I knew about the movie was that Iron Man was in it and Vulture looked cool.

>>93913236
Valarian will make the majority of its money in Europe where it's a known IP.
Similar to the way Tintin performed well and the only reason we haven't gotten a sequel yet is FUCKING HACKSON! I HATE YOU SOOO MUCH REEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>93912725
WB buyout of Marvel when?

>>93912899
Requesting a Wonder Woman pegging Spiderman in front of MJ with a smug face and Spidey doing an ahegao.

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>>93916860

I live in Germany and there's honestly a general and genuine interest in it. I feel like it's the movie people talk the most about atm. I don't doubt it'll perform fine over here.

>>93916860

I live in England and haven't seen a single trailer for Valarian or heard anyone talking about it

>>93916450
who dat?

>>93914341

not necessarily, considering it is apparent in many species outside of humanity, it would show nature using it as a natural curb to population growth. Otherwise why would other species other than humans have it? Since we're one of the few species with higher level intelligence. If sexuality is some more basic, and we've observed the behavior in a lot of mammals, it means it has a wider purpose since it has no direct species translation beyond population stopping.

>>93917392
england isn't in the EU. You get to watch american shit

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>>93912373
I think they're the cutest couple ever

>>93913236
Even assuming all these movies are going to steal the number one BO spot from HC the same happened to WW and it didn't matter in the long run

>>93917392
>>93918357
Italian here, same. I'd guess the bigger audience would be in France, Belgium and such

>>93918431

It's too bad hollywood has a penchant for only hiring gay men.

>>93916450
sauce

>>93912423
Adjusted to June 2017 dollars, Spider-Man 1 made $1.2 billion at the box office. With a greater than average proportion of the total being domestic.

>>93918431
Holy shit, this isn't just gay. This actually babying somebody. Who the hell has their shoelaces tied by someone else?

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>>93919215
https://twitter.com/hazosterfield_s/status/809803966460686336
Harrison does

>>93913823
Its because space operas outside of Star Wars have been a dead genre since the 80s.

>>93919298
Public displays of dominance on the London Underground. How perverse.

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>>93919342
Don't think that Tom doesn't dominate Harrison too

Does anyone have pictures of Liz in that swimsuit?

...please?

>>93919327
GotG.

>>93912257
Tom's about to get BLACKED x2

>>93916932

DONT JOKE LIKE THAT.

Disney NEEDS competition.For us, customers.

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>>93919438
Not sure that's the one he had in mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYm6Bh25hSs

Sorry if this has been said already, haven't been on /co/ in a while...

About his powers in the film...

How come Spidey doesn't have a spidey-sense in the film? There are multiple times where he gets blindsided or smacked around where Pete could've seen it coming... Homecoming.

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>>93919539
I bet every guy at Marvel has had a piece of Tom

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>>93912373
They have a kid together

>>93919662
Robert Downey Jr?

>>93919571
Same reason he still gets smacked around in all films and comics, you can't just make him completely invulnerable. The director said he didn't want to focus too much on it because it's been done already, but he does have as it was both described in CW and the trailer of IW a apparently has a scene where he feels a spaceship coming while he's on a bus

>>93919662
>obligatory "is that robert downey jr" joke

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>>93919662
and a bike

>>93913323
PIZZA TIME

>>93912257
Real, real good work today mods, really earning that paycheck

>>93919496
They seem to be doing fine without it so far

>>93913381
CW also made a lot of it's money overseas. It was also essentially Avengers 2.5. If it (as with BvS) had underperformed, THAT would have been the surprise and problem.

>>93913642
>Ultron

made less money than was predicted by it's initial opening. It's multiplier, in other words, was bad and word of mouth drove it down even further.

>>93918857
My point wasn't being #1. Wonder Woman was also #1 two weeks in a row, followed by being #2 on weeks 3 and 4. THIS weekend (based on estimates) is the first week the movie has not been in the top 4, and that's in it's 7th week.

>>93919957

and that's the problem, all their movies are fucking same.

>>93917102
اپنی اماں کو جا کر کہ یہ بات مادرچود

>>93913280
No he is not he doesn't have anywhere near as much name recognition as spider-man and doesn't make marvel anywhere near as much money

>>93912373
Nig they fuckin

>>93919766
قوم لوت گانڈو

>>93912725
It's almost like people are tired of Iron Man shoved down their throats. Almost.

>>93919215
I'm physically handicapped and can't move my leg muscles very well, so I always have to have someone tie it for me.

Though, Harrison is a completely able bodied well fit man and I have an excuse.

>>93919091
is that just generic inflation numbers or did you also calculate for the buying power of a dollar at the time

>>93919327
>>93919418
even though both of these franchises take place in space neither of them are space operas

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>>93921377
Indeed.

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>>93921553
Was literally just going to post that
>Reminder that they literally spent a week together at Christmas at a BnB

>>93919766
>>93919662
>>93919368
>>93919298
>>93918431
>>93912373

Serious question are they gay or is this just an epic bromance because one of these things appeals to me more than the other

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>>93921589
I'm certain they're gay, they're obsessed with each other, always talking about one another, going everywhere with each other, they're both camp as fuck and they just act like a couple.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUpY6PmBQcq/
Either that or they're the gayest straight friends alive.

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>>93921589
Both? I mean they act married but the could just be BFF's. Though Harrison is too camp to be straight.
>https://twitter.com/HazOsterfield/status/868899462307098624

>>93921553
>>93921715
Handholding is srs bzns territory.

>>93921571
This just takes the cake >>93919298

>>93921775
Tom is really camp quite often but he can just about get away with it, Harrison is ridiculous. Always going on about his shoes and clothes, especially in his early Instagram posts, he just looks like a proper gay twink

>>93919571
Civil War covered this. He has generic enhanced senses here, not an actual spider sense. If he's focusing right he can hear Winter Soldier throwing something at him and dodge in time. If he's focusing wrong he can't. That's the reason he wears the goggles on his old suit and the way his camera filters work on his Stark suit, they cut down the information he's taking in when he's cutting loose so the stimulus doesn't prevent him from focusing on anything.

Should have made Michele chinese instead of black. Then it'd rake in billions overseas

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>>93921864
Does my fucking head in when the pictures I attach aren't actually posted

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Wish Tom would kiss me tbqh

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>>93921878
I don't think there's a Chinese release

>>93921571
>>93921553
>>93921377
>>93912373
I think it's just a thing of some british boys. David Bowie, Steven Strange, etc.
Or maybe not.

We live in a weird world.
I want this to fail financially, not because I want to harm the MCU or Disney, I'd like this to be a good movie I'd enjoy eventually.
But the shitstorm if it failed, would be very amusing and I'm in a place where I'm more likely to be amused by a good shitstorm than a good movie.

>>93922141
I'm British and never had that with any friends, I'm gay too, I think it depends on where in Britain and what class, I know how homoerotic and close some people can be but these two genuinely seem like they're in a relationship

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>>93921910
>>93921889
>>93921775
>>93921715
>>93921571
>>93921553
>>93919766
>>93919368
>>93919298
>>93918431
>>93912373

Seems totally heterosexual to me.

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>>93917763
>>93919064

IG:yesjulz

Just so you know she has bald like hair pattern, this picture is her sprayed so her and would be shown with more definition.

>>Remember talking to my cousin about Civil War
>>"Why was Spider-Man so annoying in that film? Like he was unbearable"

I think that's the root of the matter. The fangirls/fanboys wanted this wormy Spider-man who is a pathetic suck up, and most people wanted a likable character.

>>93919091

The domestic adjustment (see:
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/alltime/adjusted.htm ) possibly gets it a bit above $1B. You cannot be so stupid as to think that you also adjust the foreign gross from 2002 to 2017 dollars. It doesn't fucking work that way.

Which is why ticket sales is the better way to go.

BESIDES which SM-H is already $15M behind where SM1 was as of this weekend, and SM1 had better WOM. No way is SM-H even going to get close to the $403. SM-H will be lucky if it makes $300M.

>>93918356

How do your genes know when the population is too large?

>>93914341
Scientifically curing homossexuality would be pretty cool tbqh

>>93922799
not really, I genuinely don't like women, please don't make me straight, men are perfect

>>93912373

how the hell that pool works? Everytime they splash some water it will fall from the building. It could wet an innocent pedestrian.

>>93912725

next time, less niggers, less poos and more spirderman

>>93923353
and gay sex

>>93923294
It's an infinity pool so there's a ledge just below the base that catches the water and recycles it back into the system.

>>93912982
b.o.?

pascal, is that you?

nice image by the way. very telling.

>>93923353
But the blacks were villains in the movie and Ultron had even less of both. Plus Flash was a Guatemalan

>>93912791
>you'll see after Venom and Black Cat bomb and Marvel gets the FULL rights back

Venom and Black Cat will bomb because they don't take place in the same universe as the MCU and I can't possibly imagine how Black Cat and, especially Venom, can make any kind of fucking sense in a world where Spider-Man doesn't exist.

>>93913323
PIZZA TIME

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>>93912697
Jesus fucking christ, those are her parents!?

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How will the Spider-Man films perform when the star actor ends up coming out as a massive homo

>>93912348

>Holland
>Acting

Pick one and only one. He's not an actor, he's a famer. He just cares about being famous and having his pathetic little ego stroked. The dude can't act and him signing on for this abortion proves he doesn't give a single flying fuck about Peter Parker or spider man, whatever pays for trendy clothes and drugs to show off on social media.

Tom Holland is the world's biggest piece of shit.

>>93912832
>ppl
Fuck off reddit.

>>93926853
Jesus Christ, are you alright?

>>93926853

>tfw you will never be this angry

>>93926853
I won't have you saying such awful things about my husbando. Interpol are five minutes from raiding your home.

>>93922759
How do your genes somehow manage to pump out 50% boys or girls worldwide? Shit's magic, bro.

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>>93923294

>>93927056

because half of them have X chromosomes and half have Y chromosomes so it's like flipping a coin.The genes don't have to know anything about the outside world for that to happen.

>>93923413

Is Spider-Man going to help defeat Thanos with his Infinite Pool?

>>93923294
>innocent

They knew their crime

>>93927001

They need to raid his house for all the heroin.

>>93912373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pCybcpkm5c

I can't believe this is relevant in this thread

>>93923757

You understand that Sony can force Holland to be in every single one of their Venom, Sable, Black Cat, Paste Pot Pete, Hobgoblin, or whatever other fucking movie they want him to be in.

The only thing about it not being in the fucking precious MCU means that they don't get to splash ManletMan all over the trailers, advertising and won't get to have him jizz up their scripts.

>gets the FULL rights back

Sony hasn't even agreed to let Marvel Studios use Peter Parker past Infinity Wars 1&2. The deal is is three MCU things (CA-CW, IW 1+2) and two Sony released SM movies. There isn't even an agreement for a THIRD SM movie.

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>>93928938
kek

>>93912257
Someone explain this image to me

>>93913323
PIZZA TIME!!!

Probably not. It'll make something like 700 to 800 mil, which is a good profit, but probably not as much as Disney/Sony would like considering it's Spidey.

>>93913314
He's in it for like, 15 minutes.

>>93912294
>>93912270

/co/ is just really, really, REALLY fucking gay and their hopes that Holland is also gay is a huge case of wishful thinking.

>>93912982
Planet of the Apes happened.

>>93912697
From coal to diamonds, huh?