Who would win in a fight? Peter Parker or Clark Kent?

>>93901847
>Who will win in a fight, an egghead or a spineless coward.

They'd probably both start crying and no one would win.

The farmboy. What is the point of this thread?

>>93901847
>resentful nerd with a chip on his shoulder, or doofy farmboy that ate lots of protein every day and had what passes in podunk america as a stable, supportive household

gee, I wonder

>>93901847
Who the hell is Peter Parker?

Farmboy who worked the land since he was a kid Vs a reporter who probably doesn't even work out

>>93901964
Someone who dream of being Bruce Wayne.

>>93901847
Clark Kent, because he's Spider-Man. I mean did you see his muscles? I'm telling you, he's just pretending to be clumsy but in reality he's agile as fuck.

>>93901847
>Scrawny-ass teenage nerd from Queens vs build as fuck grown-ass man from Kansas
Clark's got it no contest.

>>93901847
Most depictions present Peter as a teenager (Or college-age dude at the oldest) and Clark as a grown-ass man. So Clark, easily.

>>93903074
Spider-Man doesn't wear glasses you moron.

clark kent is nothing without peters photos of superman

>>93903219

What do you think the eye lenses are for, dipshit?

>>93901847
>Multimillionaire autist who doesn't realize how strong he is
Vs
>Bumbling weak spined dweeb who still wears glasses and works a job snapping photos
Gee, I wonder

>>93901847
Clark Kent is the better journalist.

>>93903196
>Most depictions present Peter as a teenager (Or college-age dude at the oldest)


>70s Spider-Man
>Spider-Man TAS post season 2
>Spider-Man Unlimited
>Spider-Man NTAS
>Spider-Man PS1
>Spider-Man Enter Electro
>Raimi Spider-Man 1
>Raimi Spider-Man 2
>Raimi Spider-Man 3
>Web of Shadows
>Edge of Time
>Literally every alt reality other than Ultimate
>Main continuity.

I hate this meme.

>>93903278
I'd assume so considering Parker is a photographer and not a journalist.

>>93903278
Can Peter Parker even be called a journalist? A fairer fight would be Jimmy Olsen vs Peter Parker, and even then Olsen would win because he's Superman's pal while Peter is only Spider-Man's paparazzi.

Why the fuck did Spider-Man pick a guy like Peter to take his pictures instead of hiring a professional?

>>93903296
What does Spiderman have to do with Peter Parker?

>>93903325
How does Peter manage to get so close to Spider-Man anyways? Remember the time that the heroes were transported to Battleworld? Peter sure was lucky he was accidentally taken up too.

>>93903368
They're clearly gay partners.

>>93903296
>Raimi Spider-Man 1
>Raimi Spider-Man 2

he was in highschool/college in these

>>93903368
I bet he's got a thing for teenage twinks and Peter has to suck his spider dick.

>>93903368
I went to Midtown High with Parker. Puny Parker is what they used to call him because he was a string bean. I assume Spider-Man wanted a guy who would let him keep most the money, because Parker was a chicken who ran away at the first sign of trouble. Spider-Man probably keeps all the money Parker gets from the pics. That's why I think Spider-Man is the head football guy from my old high school, Flash Thompson.

>>93903524
Dude show a little respect, didn't you hear what happened to Flash when he was in the army? No way he can be Spider-Man with no legs.

>>93903453
I bet Spider-Man takes the photos himself, and Parker takes all the credit. Have you seen how out of focus some of them are? Nobody would take a shot like that if they were behind the camera.

Parker probably knows too much, like what Spider-Man's identity is, and that's why he takes all the credit.

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>>93902877
>everyone from Smallville is a farmer
Where do you guys are getting his bio? He is a 2nd rate journo for a dying medium who got in the Daily Bulge because by pure chance he was the first to write about Superman.

>>93901847
Parker. Him and that linebacker, Thompson, fought like every other day in an alley by the school. Plus fucker got cut after high school and worked for JJ.

Kent might be a decent Sports writer, but he's never actually fought anyone. Might be strong, but farm boy has a glass jaw the size of Mogo.

>>93903715
>everyone from Smallville is a farmer
Or unemployed, but yeah, that about covers it.

>>93903590
How do you know those Spider-Man's legs aren't robot legs?

>>93901847

Well both are massive fags but Kent is huge. Parker would break his wrist just punching the guy

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>>93904196
Just like when Spider-Man fought Superman! Pottery!

>>93904280
That filename tho.

>>93903239
>Eye lense
Design choice for the mask you dumb fuck

>>93901847
>peter parker

Literally who?

>>93901964
T. Eddie brock

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>>93901847
we know how this goes (science nerd vs sports jock)...

>>93903510
He was only in high school in the first few scenes of the first one he's in grad school in the second

>>93903715
His mom and dad owned a farm. This is like Superman 101

>>93904280
Not having read this let I feel like superman should have commented that he was remarkably strong.

>>93901847
Clark's such a coward it's almost like he runs away BEFORE danger happens. If shit goes down at the Bugle, Take a look around and you'll see Parker running for his life, but when there's trouble at the Planet, take a look around and Clark will already be gone.

>>93903741
>fought like every other day in an alley by the school

You mean, Penis Parker got the beat down of his life every other day. That might make his skin a little tougher but that's about it. Not sure how that would help Penis in an actual fight.

>>93911993
What if Penis Parker got a kryptonite dick radiation? Started fucking every person he saw!?

>>93911977
It's like he has some sort of danger sense... Like Spiderman's spider sense... Hmmm....

I think peter but only because the whole idea of selling the fact that Clark isn't superman is for him to be ridiculously and often comedically clumsy despite his obvious huge stature. Not to mention he's usually a huge pussy. Peter tones down his strength for his secret identity but he doesn't have to pretend to be a borderline pacifist. Its believable (at least I think) that peter could beat someones ass whereas Clark everyone assumes should be killing fuckers left and right yet he's just the biggest doof you'll ever meet.

>>93912070
>Parker is the mouthy kid.
>Clark is the one you're worried will shoot up the school.

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>>93912056
Holy shit! It all makes sense now! Clark Kent is spider-man!

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>>93912133
all those times he disappeared, you ever see Clark Kent and spider-man in the same room? I haven't!

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>>93911860

He did try to talk to him and even let Spidey knock him around a little first.

>>93912133
>>93912192

Oh, come on. By the same logic, Peter Parker must be Superman.

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>>93912234
it just makes so much sense now

>>93901847
Frank Quitely's Clark is some drunken kungfu shit, he'd somehow break half of Peter's bones through pure accident.

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>>93903325

A photographer taking pictures of a news worthy event, or which are used to accompany a news story, is a photojournalist - by extension, a journalist. They actually offer classes in it and everything, like it's an actual thing. And I don't mean dark room and how to turn bulk rolls of films into smaller cartridges, etc.

But yeah, Jimmy vs. Puny Parker would be a fairer fight.

>>93912234
I am unsure I follow your logic but it makes a strange sort of sense at the same time

>>93912220
Neat. I aught to read this some day.

>>93911038
>Superman
???

>>93903038
You mean an alcoholic womanizer? Peter Parker is to much of a nerd to play at Wayne's level even if he manages to become as rich.

Seriously though have you heard about how much Wayne drinks?