What do you think happened during the "noodle incident" ?

I wanna fuck Calvin's mom super badly, and I want to do it in front of his dad while he just waves his arms around and complains like a fucking idiot.

>>93901335
He vomited his mom's spaghetti all over his shirt

>>93901335
Let me put it this way: If it had happened during modern times, Calvin would've been charged with domestic terrorism.

Why is Calvin always wearing the same shirt?

>>93901658
I hear they actually passed those laws because of the Noodle Incident. Fucked up.

>>93901335

He probably put worms in the noodles

Like say a can or 2 inside the a giant vat of noodles designed to feed the kids of his grade

Many wouldn't notice at first but say 4 or 5 bites in kids would start to notice it

...he dropped his fucking spaghetti at Walmart begging his mom to buy him an NES, duh.

>>93901661
it's be kind of a pain to design shirt after shirt after shirt

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>>93901356

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>>93901356

>>93901661
What are the Simpsons always wearing the same clothes?

For some reason, I always envisioned the class being flooded with cooked spaghetti. Just floor to ceiling - don't know how he did it, but somehow he did it. That's the level of destruction I imagined the noodle incident being.

>>93901789
Because they're poor. Calvin's family is pretty comfortable though.

>>93901335
he probably fed the clones he turned into worms to someone

>>93901335
We do not speak of it.

What was his last name ?

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>>93901658
>>93901677
I want both of these things to be true. I want The Noodle Incident to have been some sort of statewide disaster that Calvin escaped by sheer dumb luck, and perhaps a little bit of cunning. We already know he's capable of causing mass-scale calamity. Pic related.

>>93901658
I like the idea of it being this impossibly huge disaster that no one even imagines Calvin could be responsible behind it.
By the way, what's the difference between domestic terrorism and normal terrorism, if there is one ?
I was charged with terrorism when I was 13 over a prank. But I don't live in the US so I don't know if the term "domestic terrorism" indicates anything different.

>>93904428
Domestic terrorism just means it was done by a citizen of the same country.

>>93901356
Cucking builds character.

>>93904907
Right. Makes sense. I don't know why I thought it was a specific thing to the US.
Thanks

>>93904027
I don't remember exactly, but I know for a fact it was revealed in one comic, he was imagining newspaper headlines about himself.

something about worms and his dads sock drawer

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>>93901356

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>>93904938
That got me.

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>>93901335
I want to imagine Calvin grew up to fuck Noodle.

>>93901864
Basically this.
Something where a lot of people got involved and noodles got everywhere.

>>93905533
Obviously he grew up to fuck Susie Derkins

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>>93905533
>that face

>>93901356
What is he complaining about?

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>>93905533
Oh no is that Zone-Tan art or some kind of porn.