It's time for Spider-man. Tonight's episode is the obligatory villainous teamup episode with The Vulture, Green Goblin, and Electro wearing down Spider-man under the direction of the nefarious mastermind, Dr. Noah Boddy.
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And I've gotten myself over 1 gigabyte worth of screenshots from this show. Can you believe it?
Someone left the script? Let's see... unnamed supermax security prison guard sits alone reading before receiving major head trauma
Head trauma from an unseen adversary? Don't like the direction this plot is going
Arg! My Cranium!
Simpleton. Unnamed Guard. You will not be missed.
It's a genuine bonafide certified prison break
Electro, I'm the key to your salvation!
Who's there?
> Electro. Come quickly. There's no time to answer.
https://mega.nz/#F!EBk1mBjJ!0AQBQ7yGEU3NjDJ3TfnkvQ
AGGRAVATED SEXUAL ASSAULT
Electro: Are you a ghost or some haunted keys? If you are I'm going to turn 360 degrees and head right back to sleep.
> I'm very much alive, Electro. As you will see. No, maybe you won't. But you have to trust me. Now Hurry!
Electro: Sounds reasonable.
Green Goblin's next. Sorry to key-p you waiting. Electro, you stand guard.
What's going on here? I didn't order prison room service.
>There's still no time, Green Goblin. Follow me.
Green Goblin: Electro? how are you levitating those keys?
>Not him! Follow me! the Keys!
Green Goblin: Why should I follow talking magic keys?
Electro: As if we've got anything to lose. Let's follow him.
>>93896918
The NYPD in the 1960s was so oppressive they didn't even allow costumed criminals a change of clothes upon jailing.
>Vulture, I've run out of key puns. We're getting out of here.
Vulture: What the fuck is this shit?
>>93897136
hey its the spiderman homecoming sequel.I didnt expect it to come out this early
It's 2 in the goddamn morning and you're waking me up? This better be good, and not like last time with your shitty slumber parties. Both of your faces are going into the toilet if Electro wants to show me how static electricity works again or Norman wants to share some witches brew I swear to christ.
Electro: Don't be such a spoilsport ya geezer. This trustworthy mysterious voice is giving us all the chance to fly the coop and spread are wings. Don't you want to spread your wings? Flapflapflapflapflap!
Green Goblin: Yeah! Only faster!
>You're almost free. Keep following!
Vulture: Anyone got any snacks?
Electro: I gotta whiz can we stop someplace ?
Green Goblin: If the other guys are going to complain I'm going to complain just to complain too!
>Silence! I will turn these keys around and lock you all up again!
>Very well. Now we are here and now I will explain.
Green Goblin: Are you the keys or are you a chair now or are you God or what?
Close. I am Doctor Noah Boddy, archnemesis of Spider-man. Like each of you, he defeated and locked me away. So I've gathered us here, to form the Sinister Four, where we will combine our evil talents and destroy Spider-man once and for all! What do you say?
Meh.
Ok... how about we destroy Spider-man once and for all and afterwards we'll go out for ice cream. My treat.
Bueno
What's that in the distance?
Some very colorful windowless buildings! And in front of them the Green Goblin!
Hey Spider-man! Have a Goblin Glitter Bomb!
>>93897107
It's call the Arkham code of conduct: just lock the crazy cunts up and monitor them with a few ordinary guards.
They apparently get some kind of tax cut based on the infrequent odds of the inmates busting out.
So... much...glitter... can't...see
That would be the point of throwing around an obscene amount of glitter, idiot, gawd. You can pick up so many villain tricks watching preteen girls.
>>93897576
THIS COULD BE THE END, FOR SPIDER-MAN
What do we have here? A surprise pumpkin bomb. Oh. I always throw these. Guess it's not much of a surprise.
But you don't know when I'll do it! Aha! There is some surprise after all!
>>93897601
Oh shit he thicc
My spider senses! And my sense of smell. It'll take weeks to wash this out!
Soon we'll destroy you and your hindered senses will be the least of your worries! LooooOOooOOOoooooooooserrrrrrrrr
eyesight is gone too oyeahthatsmyhands
... did he say we? Please don't tell me he's palling around with Hobgoblin again. Wonder who it could be.
Jameson: GREEN GOBLIN, ELECTRO, AND THE VULTURE. THAT'S WHO. IT WAS ALL IN TODAY'S PAPER. DON'T YOU READ THE PAPER, PARKER?
>>93897780
Don't you charge US extra to read our own rag, JJ?
Well, no. I'm not going to pay for the Bugle when I can come here and hear it straight from the donkey's mouth. Can someone catch me up to speed?
It's the worst jailbreak of all time, Peter!
>>93897850
May want to get your left eye checked out, Ms. It's swollen and pointing UP.
And the only witness got bonked in the back of the head and said he saw no one around.
But someone had to have broken in and stolen the keys!
This line of dialogue sounds familiar...
Any idea who could have pulled it off?
WHO??????!!!!
Why do I even ask. Here it comes...
I'LL TELL YOU WHO! ONLY SPIDER-MAN COULD SNEAK INTO A PRISON WITHOUT BEING SEEN. IT'S ALL A TRICK TO GET PUBLICITY HE CATCHES THE CROOKS, LOCKS THEM AWAY, AND BREAKS THEM OUT TO STAY RELEVANT. IF HE WAS A REAL HERO HE'D MURDER HIS ROGUES GALLERY LIKE BATMAN AND SUPERMAN DO
Electro: Is the wall the same color as part of my head? I wonder...
Vulture: YOU? Take out Spider-man? Maybe if you had a dozen more family members to be Green Goblins then you'd stand a chance. Got a grandmother you'd like to recruit?
>>93897758
He looks like he's being blasted with gamma rays
AHAHAHAHA. Suck on that, Norman!
I'LL HAVE YOU I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF SUCCESSFUL PSYCHOPATHS AND MY GRANDMOTHER COULD BEAT YOU UP ANY DAY ANY TIME YOU OVERSTUFFED BUZZARD
I'LL KILL YOU. ME AND MARVEL ARE ALWAYS GOING TO DOMINATE.
NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST. RAIMI IS #1 AND ALWAYS WILL BE
QUIET! BOTH OF YOU! STOP SQUABBLING!
he started it
Goblin: Why couldn't we have gone with MY plan of attacking his heart?! I could have finished him off then and there if it wasn't for your stupid convoluted ideas!
Electro: Lame
Goblin: SHUT IT
Noah Boddy: No! I am the master planner! You all listen to me! We had your pumpkin bomb nullify his spider-sense and now it's Vulture's turn to use his new weapon! Vulture! You had best not miss.
Pfff. Me? Miss? I never score anything less than an eagle when golfing. Spider-man'll egret the day he ran afowl of the Vulture.
heh
>>93898079
Jonah, who are you talking about?
Hopefully there won't by any Vultures tonight
Spider-man: Damnit
Vulture: Hate to see you arrive but love to see ya go, webhead!
!!!
Gonna getcha sooner or later
fwoooooooosh
WOW. Fighting that poorly you'll go down in the first round!
We'll see about that ya featherweight.
Been waiting to this the moment I got out of jail. We're going to end you!
With what? birds?
No! Bombs!
Fireworks! All over my head!
Can't... take...then noise! The infernal noise! It's sapping my spider strength!
Vulture: There. Big brother Vulture did all the hard work. Here's the part where we pretend you're useful and let you do something.
He thinks I'm not useful?
> Don't let him know that it hurts
> Now think up a tough bigman comeback
Very funny! I know you are but what am I'm rubber and you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and takes one to know one!
That'll show him.
Oh god whoever is in this outhouse needs to get out. Spidey has to shit NOW
Spider-man! I challenge you to an agni-kai!
This would look really cool in slowmotion
But neither of us have fire powers!
I bet you're wondering why you're still alive after all of this.
Handsome good looks and charming personality?
Electro: Because I've only been using 5% of my power
Spider-man: What's the matter? Can't afford to pay the electric bill?
>>93899206
Nice to see Michael Keaton again so soon
Joke all you want, we'll be finishing you tonight. At Midnight. Meet us or we'll mock you as a coward until the end of time.
>>93899620
Spider-Man: Fuck, i hate when he rhymes
Oh Midnight? Tonight? Ahh, I had a date planned and I'd hate to cancel.
How about two weeks from now. Will that work?
Very well! Two weeks from now and if YOUUUUUU don't show up we'll destroy everything YOUUUUU love about the city and preserve everything YOUUUU don't! AHAHAHAHA
Electro has to be the worst negotiator on the planet. Shocker wouldn't have agreed to anything. At least it gave me some time to think up a way out of this.
Three foes but who's the brains behind the team?
Can't be Electro. He's got a tiny dick and a short fuse.
Can't be Gobby. He's all looks and no brains.
Can't be Vulture. He's got a bird brain.
Nobody left. No... body. And nobody could enter prison unseen. Doctor Noah Boddy! He could do it! And he doesn't know that I know and that gives me the edge.
Powers haven't fully returned so the battle of the century will have to be won by wits and webbing
Goblin: When we fight Spider-man you two can stand back and watch how a pro takes care of Spider-man with these extra special pumpkin bombs!
No! I'll finish him off with my extra special flying abilities and my extra special missiles!
No! I'll finish him off with my extra special electric powers yes I know Norman has lighting finger blasts too but mine are better!
IDIOTS! For the millionth time! You don't make up the plans! I make up the plans! I tell you the plans and we finish off Spider-man when and how I choose! If you can't get along then you'll be grounded and I'll finish off Spider-man and none of you get to do it!
Noah Boddy: Good. Good. The egg timer says it's almost midnight. Everyone get into position just as we rehearsed.
Helloooooooooo anyone here? No?
That means I get to go home. What a buncha flakes
Electro: We're here and the only way you're going home is in a body bag.
Spider-man: Where's your pals?
Vulture: Right over here. Do us a solid and die quickly. Golden Girls is on soon.
Goblin's here too!
Now that attendance is out of the way let's start that lesson in buttwhup
*twhip*
>>93900194
Oh fuck! He's rhyming!
...what are you aiming at?
You need to get your eyes checked! You've wasted your turn and by RPG rules we get to attack next! Prepare yourself!
Does this count as doing the electric slide?
Here's a pumpkin for you, pumpkin
Stooop you're going to make me blush
SALVAGED. ALIEN. TECH.
But that's cheating!
You won't find atheists in foxholes but you'll find a spider in this one.
I'd love to smash you with a ceiling but I'll settle for this.
Webs are holding at 90%.
Noah Boddy: Electro! It's three against one and yet he's countering every one of your moves! Get in there and get serious!
Electro: Yeah yeah.
Webs are holding at 85%. Time to make use of some Spider-ventriloquism
Electro's an easy enough voice to do. Let's get to work!
> I lined your cage with pictures of your mom. Between your droppings and her face there's not much of a difference.
>>93901094
He can't be that stupid to not see Electro's mouth isn't moving from that side
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
YOU COULDN'T POWER A LOW-WATT LIGHTBULB IF YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN A SOCKET YOU USELESS YELLOW-STARFISH WEARING PIECE OF SHIT.
>>93901257
>>93901269
I stand corrected
I've been waiting a long to clip your tailfeathers ya half-dead relic.
> Electro used thundershock
>>93901328
You know, he kinds of looks like The Noid from that angle.
> It's Super Effective!
That's one down.
Should have known Toomes wouldn't have what it takes. The guy woke up at 5AM, eats dinner at 4 PM. As always it's up to Gobby to carry the team.
It's destiny. You and me. How it'll always be.
*BOOM*
>>93901515
JESUS! That's pretty fuckin' brutal for an old cartoon.
Maybe Vulture was onto something. Dropping a ceiling. He couldn't have possibly have survived!
>>93901579
Clearly you haven't seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze, Goby.
But just to be sure...
A little more...
He's not here! He's gone! He got away!
> Look at him all bent over like that, trying to get Spider-Man's attention the only way he knows how. Not like he can really work those booty-shorts anyway. Who even wears purple and green anyway UGH so tacky like wow. Too bad Spider-Man secretly hates me more than he hates him; our hate-relationship is way more special. Goblin's just a side-hate-fling and will never get that Facebook relationship status he wants.
You're one to talk! Look at you! Lime green and canary yellow. You must really be a dim bulb to think that you'll ever one-up me.
W-what are you doing? Stop!
Another one down
>>93901810
>That Ant symbol
IMPOSTER! It's that faggot Pym! Idiot probably thinks Spiders are insects and that nobody would tell the difference!
Noah Boddy: It's me! Your friend, the gun. Surprise him.
Goblin: My favorite kind of party
>>93901919
Well that's awfully convenient of him to land near the edge of that pier with Birdman.
>Vult's hand closing in on Electro's ass
Goddamn queers.
Noah Boddy: He's down there where I'm pointing my weapon. Get him!
Batter up!
>>93902016
Good going, you aimed down and manifested the weapon instead of UP where you could then catch as it fell DOWN. Geez, did he get a spider brain too with that bite? What a moron.
Probably should hold the bat
I'd play for the Mets but they'd only bring me down.
OH NO
Kaboom
UGH
And then there was one. And he's the trickiest one of all.
Spider-man: Come and get me!
Noah Boddy: I know you're up here! I can see you, but you can't see me! How appropriate. You're hiding with your own kind.
I know this puzzle. There's an irradiated radioactive Spider-man in the box simultaneously alive and dead. So what to do?
Simple. You shoot them both. Problem solved.
WHATTHE? HOW? I HAD EVERY CONTINGENCY COVERED. HOW DID YOU DO IT?
I used the dead Spider-man as a human shield and slipped out the back!
And I used the power of ventriloquism to beat your team, too! How'd I do?
Those insults. That infighting! That was all you? You have a sick mind.
Flattery will get you everywhere. Except out of jail.
"This quirky quartet are calling it quits thanks to your friendly neighborhood Spider-man"
Spidey's been playing scrabble, I see.
>>93902543
>the officer on the right: How do I ALWAYS wind up picking up after Spider-man? It's like I'm a cheap toon in a show with 10% of the budget of the first season of MST3K!"
Officers? I'd like to have a word with the crew before you cart us away.
Gentlemen, YOU BLEW IT.
HOW DO YOU MESS UP KILLING A GUY YOU WANT TO KILL ALREADY. WITH WEAPONS DESIGNED TO KILL HIM.
I GAVE YOU TOOLS TO BLOW HIM UP THREE TIMES OVER AND YET HERE THIS CHUCKLEHEAD IS, YUKKING IT UP AS WE GO TO JAIL AGAIN. YOU BETTER HOPE WE'RE NOT BUNKMATES I WILL PISS IN YOUR BEDS SO HELP ME GOD AND YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW IT BECAUSE I'M FUCKING INVISIBLE AND SO IS MY PEE GODDAMN.
Goblin: UM RUDE. HOW DARE YOU HIRE US WITH YOUR OWN EXPECTATIONS IN MIND. I WORK ALONE, AND EITHER MEET OR FAIL MY OWN EXPECTATIONS THANK YOU.
Electro: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IN US AND WE FELT IT. WE ALL FELT IT. ALL YOU DID WAS YELL YELL YELL, IT WAS NEVER "GOOD JOB ELECTRO" OR "YOU'RE MY FAVORITE ELECTRO". THERE'S AN "I" IN TEAM YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I MATTER.
Vulture: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING. ALL YOU DID WAS TELL US TO DO WHAT WE ALREADY KNOW HOW TO DO YOU PARANOID MICROMANAGING PENCIL PUSHING DIMESTORE KEVIN BACON.
Jameson: How does he do it! How does Spider-man keep getting away with it?!
This time? He did it with ventriloquism. It was in the paper. Did you not read the paper you wrote or did it slip your mind?
>>93902856
I'd like to ask how the zoning committee got away with painting all of the buildings the same fucking color. Christ, seeing that shit from google earth must like look at The Thing's anus.
No one asked you and yes I did write it but just because I wrote it doesn't mean that I have to believe it! There's no way that red and blue neanderthal could have pulled it off or be a hero. I still say that the greatest villain is
> J Jonah Jameson for waiting this long to give his two greatest employees a well-deserved raise
No!
Betrayed by my own mouth! My greatest strength has become my Achilles Heel!
THE END
As always great work and hopefully JJJ will give them that raise.
>>93902892
Welp, if this weren't exploitable for a 420blazeit edit.
That's it for season 1. According to the votes I'll be moving onto season 2 which has a different artstyle, a slashed budget, and apparently a different writing team and might as well be its own show because it goes for a Spider-man Year 1 thing starting with the origin story.
I'll be taking a break, though, been doing this for more than 40 weeks straight. So I'll be back in 4 weeks. August 19th.
If anyone's interested, I could throw my screencaps up to mega for a lifetime supply of reaction images. Can be reached at
[email protected]
See ya around!
>>93903129
SpoilerHe doesn't
>>93903220
Enjoy your break man!
>>93903251
Thank you
Good to see someone carrying on the concept our old friend RVA did with the Ruby Spears shows.
>>93903220
Thanks for the good stuff, man. You deserve some rest.
>>93903220
Maybe he just needs to "open his mind" to the idea a bit more.
>>93899771
> Electro channels Majin Buu
bumpan for OC
One ZAP from me will set you straight,
after this i'm going to masturbate!
>>93896336
Are you that guy who did it with Captain N years ago?
>>93907512
Nope
I look forward to these threads every time. Good work, SNS.
>>93903220
>rented toothbrush
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>>93897016
>key-p