I had a bad day at a con, post waifus

>>93890009
Fuck off Zoop

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>>93889970
>Draw nudes on a chalkboard
>Delete it
>Naked slut craving for cock appears on the Chalk zone
>????
>Profit

If it's going to be a rule 63 thread, can we make it an obscure rule 63 thread?

Post uncommon rule 63 or stuff you wouldn't normally see in a rule 63 thread like OP's pic. Not the avatar and Dextra pics that have already been posted over 500 times.

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>>93890206
I wouldn't mind posting some unsung Rule 63 art for a change.

>>93889970
What happened at the con? Did your cock get blocked? Did your block get cocked? Did your potential gf make off with a deadpool cosplayer? Did your actual gf make off with a deadpool cosplayer? Did your fur suit get tarnished? Did you forget some obscure detail about an author/body of work and get laughed out of the venue?

>>93889970
>>93891123
How much you wanna bet that OP is actually dobson

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>>93891123
>go dressed as steven universe like the flamming faggot i am
>hope to met some girls dressed up as gems and get a few numbers
>absolutely no one else is dressed up as something from SU or anything cartoon related
>all the vendors sell fucking shit
>like two people complimented my outfit
>my feet hurt
Afterwards i went in the car and started cursing up a storm at rage at what my life has become

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>>93891205
>go dressed as steven universe like the flaming faggot i am
>hope to met some girls dressed up as gems and get a few numbers

You deserved to have a bad day. Not even going to give you a waifu.

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>>93891298
TFW i was also looking to see if there where any cute guys there. TFW i saw one and spilled my spaghetti in front of him

>>93891349
That sucks, man. Better luck next time.

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>>93891205
>people pay substantial sums of money for such an experience
I'll never understand con-goers.

>>93891697
i went to 3 or 4 cons in my entire life and they are were all fucking awful. It was a waste of time and money most of the time.

>>93891697

Guess it makes more sense after you've been to one. Or two, possibly.

>>93891697
I typically have a good time at cons, but I have shopped around for the cons that apeal the most to me, go to pannels, bring friends, girlfriend, now wife, get a hotel, drink, play games...

its like any other festival. And if the Atlanta anime community were just likely, and i mean like only 10%, less autistic, momocon would be the best one of all.

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>>93889970

>>93891697
It is not so bad if you have your game in check. But if you are going in as a beta, don't expect to come out any different.

Gotta know yourself and set your expectations accordingly.

My best con experience was getting a PG statue signed by Amanda Connor before she started penning Harley Quinn. Good times.

>>93891842
>girlfriend, now wife
Get out

>>93891866
Lol, this isnt /r9k/, not allowed to get married here? Wanna see a pic of my wife? give me a few months and Ill show you our beautiful baby girl.

>>93891934

Oh good grief, he's a BREEDER too.

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>>93891934
>Wanna see a pic of my wife? give me a few months and Ill show you our beautiful baby girl.
C-can i have sloppy seconds?

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>>93891960
Hey boco, nice to see you around, hows life been treating you?

>>93891960
I have two degrees and a job now. make 70k, wifey makes more, but im not sure of the exact numerical amount, like 80-85. im a little tubby, but the gym helps.

>>93891985
>spoiler
sure thing. There is a trail of 4 exes you can pick up, one will literally fuck anything. Gave me sum fuk back when i was 340 pounds.

>>93891934
congrats you sensitive fuck

>>93892010

Eh, same crap different day.

What, uh, what does that picture mean?

>>93892054
>sloppy seconds thinks i mean the exes
Have you ever seen serbian film, anon?

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>>93892087
I. AM. THE SENATE

>>93892096
yep. and you can fuck right off.

>>93892128

Oh. Good for you, Sheev.

>>93892130
NEWBORN PORN

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>>93889970

>>93889970
Look on the bright side, at least you can leave your house to go to a con.

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>>93891205

Why were you trying to hook up with lesbians?

>>93891934
A few months? This is the internet, we can't wait that long.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LEU9SRU/ref=asc_df_B01LEU9SRU5076731/?tag=hyprod-20&creative=395033&creativeASIN=B01LEU9SRU&linkCode=df0&hvadid=198112160800&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=2742768618415800127&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9026826&hvtargid=pla-320708499343

>>93890144
>Delete chalkboard drawing

>>93892570
>skinny jasper's arm pose

How? It is fucking impossible to keep your fingers straight with your arms in that position.

>>93893637
What?

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>>93892570
Bill Nye taught me you can't immediately judge your own sexuality unless you haven't done it yet. An sometime you can even convert your own sexual preference.

So by that logic, many lesbians are just girls that have yet to have a good dicking.

>>93890785
Steve has canon had huge tits

>>93889970
Moar Snap

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>>93889970
This is good. Do you have a source?

Also, posting some more obscure rule 63s. Lets be more original this time.

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>>93894654

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>>93894785

>>93893686
>wanting to give these ugly dykes a dicking
how desperate are you, mang?

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excuse me, best waifu coming through

>>93889970
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>>93889970
Another element of my past has been improved!

>>93895003

When will this be an actual cartoon?

>>93890144
You know it always bugged me. Like chalkboards are mainly used by schools. So where there a bunch of genitals and stuff in chalk zone due to sex ed classes. I mean in one of the first episodes they should some numbers from a math problem coming alive.

>>93891205
What sort of con was it, that there weren't any /co/ cosplayers there?

>>93889970
what con?

>>93893686
>Bill Nye
dude is hack, why in the fuck would you listen to him?

>>93891205

At least you're honest OP.

Cons have become fandom socials it seems.

>>93891205
Was the con too /a/?

>>93900994
more like too gay

>>93894654
>Do you have a source?
I drew it for a chalkzone thread a couple days ago. I laughed when I saw it was used for the OP.

>>93891697
The only times i've gone to cons have been free because i have connections or won them in raffles

>>93892738
Well how else do you intend to get rid of it?

>>93895003
The animatic was good enough that I wouldn´t mind seeing more half animated episodes. They could even call it Becky the inanimated series.

>>93891697
It is nice to have an excuse to hang with friends and there's lots of neat art and shit.

I only have gone to retro gaming cons though. And a fest.

>>93891697
I always get free passes to cons and sometimes free hotel rooms though

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>>93891849

>>93891697
The problem with brainwashed people like OP is that they aren't going to a con for what it's actually about, but just because they're bitter virgins who, for whatever reason, pay a shitload of money only in the hopes of maybe grabbing some cheap whore from there, like as if there actually was the possibility of those trainwrecks ever getting any girl at all.

For them, those sorts of events aren't for sharing your fun in cartoons or perhaps expanding your hobby or whatever, it's only about flushing their fake principles down the toilet yet again because they are unironically convinced sex is the be-all and end-all.
Those are the same kinds of people who later voluntarily choose to live the most miserable life possible (getting some random job they hate instead of actually looking for something profitable harmonizing with their interests / being married to someone just because they're hot, while at the same time giving up all they've ever liked prior to their relationship, only to most likely later lose everything remaining to that same person as well - of course they didn't sign a prenuptial agreement either, after all, their partner probably told them it would leave a bad aftertaste and who are they to disagree with the holy, all-knowing being that is The Woman?
In short: They'll do anything society tells them to do and with no questions asked, even if it means losing it all. Which is weird, because they're the same people constantly complaning about normies, and I can bet you 100 bucks right now they were the first to ask their mothers to get them a fidget-spinner.

Waifu threads are full of those, just in case you wanna take a look.

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>>93889970
>Fem Snap

>>93903703
You don't Ctrl + D a fucking calkboard, you Dingus. you Erase it with a Chalk Eraser.
Did you take any pictures of these chalk nudes?

>>93891934
I bet you race mix too, you fucking faggot.

>>93893637
I think you're just really inflexible.

>>93891697
>>93891205
Don't forget he con-plague. Every single con theres some asshole who was sick with the flu the previous day and decided they were good enough to walk around all day with no thought to if they were still contagious or not. I'm convinced if there was a scientific study done they would find out that cons are the number one source of disease spread.