You want date a robot?

Lucy Liu is very pretty. It's always bothered me tho, she didn't really have any HUGE roles before 2000, just some TV stuff, so why would Fry be so familiar with her as to summon her as a robot waifu?

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>>93886587
Yes.

>>93886657
probably he is fan of her tv staff.

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Who wouldn't want to date a robot? Not only are they cute as fuck, but useful (probably, depends on their programming I'd suppose.)

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>>93886587
Yes

>>93886657

She may not have had any big roles, but she was a name everyone knew.

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>>93886587
Definitely.

>>93886892
CHROMED

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Robots are datable

Yes. I like being cool at night so the idea of a metallic shell to use as a heat sink while I spoon it sounds ideal.

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>>93886587

Does getting your robot pregnant void the warranty?

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>robots operate on objective, quantifiable truths and ideas
>they would immediately study individual specimens of the human race
>although love is an abstract concept, traits such as physical strength, physical beauty, intellect, charisma and so on are not
>these are qualities that are not only most likely to ensure a happy relationship but also yield the best possible offspring
>if a robot was to for whatever reason couple with a human it would be logically sound to only pursue members of the species with these traits
>they would literally never pursue someone who is fat, lazy, stupid or obsessed with infantile media (you)
>nerds create robots to get laid but the robots just pursue stacies and chads, ensuring you get even less sex

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And furry robot?

>>93886587
Yes, god, now hurry up and make them real already.

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>>93887339
depends on the model

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>>93887358

Literally this.

>>93886892
>Israeli flag

There's so many layers to that image.

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>>93887386
>>93887339
>>93887358

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of course

>>93887358
THEN I'LL JUST WAIT FOR MY GENETICALLY CREATED CATGIRL WAIFUS

>>93886892
>You're covered in pee
>SAL inserts his USB

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>>93886587
Hell yeah.

>>93886657
Fry was a huge loser who watched too much TV, so it makes sense.

>>93887358
You're making a lot of assumptions about the nature of will and how that intersects with the creation of an artificial lifeform with this greentext.

>>93887223
In 1999? I'm not so sure. But I was 11 so what do I know

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It's not about hiking, Anon. It's about spending time with you.

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>>93886587
Yeah,then i can program it to not talk like real women

>>93887608
THAT'S NOT HOW CARLOS WORKS

>>93887434
ROBOTS

DON'T

SMOKE

We don't want another General Grievous, do we?

>>93887727
Of course they do you idiot

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>>93886587
You fuckin know it

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>>93887727

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>>93886657
Because she was on Single Female Lawyer.

>>93887478
At least your taste is... unique?

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>>93886587

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>>93887798
hmm?

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>>93887860

>>93887478
>>93887879

>fucking a jumpscare robot

>>93887358
>Happy relationships and healthy offspring are only wanted by humans because of subjective instincts.
>Strength, beauty, intellect, charisma etc. are only appreciated by humans for subjective reasons.
>Robots are completely goal oriented and will follow their programming.
>This programming can be dumb stuff that no human would want to do. The robot would not care.

Your robot waifu future can still be real, but only if you are willing to date what is basically a psychopath that will only care for you because that is its goal.

>>93887955
he likes to live on the edge

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>>93887478
I too have unusual tastes.

>>93888024
Looks like we got ourselves a robophobe...

>>93888079
I prefer the term roborealist.

>>93887309
If only the game they came from was playable.

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>>93888169
it's always sad when a nice design is locked behind a terrible game/show

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>>93888149

>>93888293
This is a robot thread, not a Silent Hill waifu thread.

10/10 taste though

>>93887478
>>93887579
>>93888293
/thread, we need to stop it before it's too late

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>making your robots humanoid in appearance
Maximum normie detected.

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>>93888444
you are lame

>>93888149
>buy islamobot
>blows up

"Malfunction" my ass.

>>93888560
She can blow me up any day tbqf

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>>93888444
Why would you ever wont to stop?

>>93888520
Someone knows what the good things are.

>>93886892
>that look in her eyes
You just know she calls him administrator in bed

>>93887579
The fact that it can't be knocked down means you could bolt a dozen fleshlights to the frame and have guys pumping them without fear of tipping the thing over.

>>93887338
Pharah is not a robot! She is a living, breathing qt!

>>93888642
>She forgets the safe word
>He asks if she wants to reset it

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>>93887557
that's just mateus from ff12

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>>93888673
robot

>>93888756
I want a robo pharah so I can program her to love me

>>93888686
>implying she has root access
>implying he doesn't have a read only instructions to overwrite all her memory of fleshling cock with his throbbing cyboner

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>>93888686

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You're lice, Anons.

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>>93888866

>using the plural

>Hands flowers
>"It seems like I ran into a cutie I couldn't handle, and now I need to restart. Do you want to marry me?"

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She's a cyborg but I don't care.

>>93888866
One of the reasons I liked Dorthy so much was because of how much they stressed her as a platonic companion early on. Teasing her as a potential love interest was one of the many things season two fucked up on.

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>>93888790
>continuously encouraged into giving her that shitty synth form
>not romancable unless she has said shitty synth form
makes sense that bethesda has shit taste but goddamn

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>ywn have sex with A2
>she will never manhandle you with her superior android strength
>she will never mock your weak, squishy flesh as pins you down and straddles you
>she'll never reduce your pelvis to shards by slamming her 140kg body against it repeatedly

>>93888695
Best girl

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of course I would date a robot

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>>93887478
FNAF was a mistake.

>>93889186
Technicly, Android 18 is not a robot, she is a cyborg.

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>>93889186
5 and 7. Mostly 7

>>93889560
Source for this? I always remember her as full robot... it's Android 18 not Cyborg 18 after all

>>93886892
>"Hey 22S0GT wanna Ram-"
>"I already have 60gb but I suppose I could upgrade."

>>93886892
>Grecian flag
To be honest, they'd fuck a dog sooner than their own men

>>93889841
I see you installed the pun module

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>>93886587
drlin

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>>93888790
>actual hands instead of roto-rooters and medical switchtools

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>>93889330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hobdHgZ0HB0

>>93889625
A key part of 17 and 18s backstory is that they were made from a couple of teens. I'm not sure whether that was revealed in supplementary material or in a flashback in a filler episode, but it's on the wiki so it must be true.

>>93889186
4-6 is where it's at.

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Absolutely.

No, I took high school phys ed.

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[piano intensifies]

>>93887535
>In 1999? I'm not so sure. But I was 11 so what do I know

Of course you fucking didn't know, Ally McBeal was a popular show back that year and Lucy Liu was popular because of that.

>>93886587
Not just any robot, a Monroebot.

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>>93886587
>You want date a robot?
No. Robots are shit. Shit!