ITT: /co/ during the High Middle Ages

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Elegant and lengthy tapestries are the future of /co/ related media.

Prove me wrong.

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>>93879123
Nay. Books is where it's happenin.

My men would like a word with you about your PURSE-onal belongings

>>93879639

It's...

It's almost harvesting season...

>>93879123
>>93879624
Personally, I am looking forward to the new Avatar puppet show

Methinks that Man of Spiders is the greatest of heros the bards of Marvel have created.

>>93879123
Illumination or best, degenerate pleb.

>>93879083
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

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OP IS A WITCH!

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>>93879083
Can any one beat the Dark Knight with preptime?

>>93879624
Get_a_load_of_this_guy.tapestry
books are just a passing fad, like the Visigoths

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Did you guys catch the latest tapestry of Adventure Time? pic related

>>93880787
>They're fighting another snail
Seriously, couldn't we get one of those new fangled elephants in it?

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>>93880648

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I declare that these new meme's be shite, and doth think that thy older memes be better.

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The newest ASM of Sir Slott get worse and worse. I say he's in leagues with the devil! What say you anon?

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>>93880830
You will get Rabbit Warriors and like it.

>>93880864
Is...is this real?

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>>93880882
T'was a good episode indeed.

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Egad! OP hath eaten of the forbidden fruit!

>>93879083
Endura thyself, OP

>>93880884
Yea

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>>93880864
>>93880884
>>93881021
>400 years of complaining about the present day

>>93880864
get thee to /pol/ jousting

>>93881075
Nay, get thee to a nunnery, /co/mblr, and cry me a river there.

>>93881097
While you are here /pol/-jouster, what doth thee think of the immigrant crisis in Germany? I think the Germans should stay in their own fields and stay OUT of the territories of Charlemagne.

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>>93880864
>>93881057

>>93881129
We Italians thy thee shite back theneth

>>93880882

could you believe it's in Beta already?

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There goes that autist Martin Luther on another one of his crazy rants.

>>93881557
the New 95 was a mistake

>>93881557
Jesus' hands don't have holes

>>93881758
No, no, it's
>Jesus' robes were NOT blue!

>>93881557
I say he's good for the industry. He's the guy to lead a fresh revival

>>93880834
He's a big Friar

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>>93879083
Militia is asleep

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>>93882732

>>93882334
for thou

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>>93881557
>Justification by ones faith alone
>"That is why faith alone makes someone just and fulfills the law,"
>"Faith is that which brings the Holy Spirit through the merits of Christ."
>"Faith, for Luther, was a gift from God; the experience of being justified by faith was..."
I beseech thee, why are thou allowing sinners and gospels of the forbidden word to roam the streets of yonder?

>>93881557
Except Luther was smart, and educated, and had a massive influence. Most people don't even know who Chris Chan is. Chris Chan's equivalent would either be a stupid child buried in a shoddy grave because it was too stupid and defective to survive, or the village idiot assuming he somehow did.

Slow children had a higher mortality rate back then, it's just one of those things. They got into trouble and you couldn't fix it like today, and people didn't always have the time and resources like we do now to watch a kid like that. So other kids did it. And accidents happened or whatever. Still, he does stick around, so again, he might have lived and squarely become a village idiot. Or a particularly doltish manual laborer.

Probably not a Viking or anything, a least not a successful one. I also feel like he wouldn't have been anyone's first choice on "we have so much space on the ship to go rape and pillage England, gotta take reliable men!". (Or the second, or third choice. Maybe not at all. Maybe he would be the idiot that stayed home and carried water like the Carl bitch everyone knew he was.)

>>93882856
They were funny, bandy looking little dudes too. I mean, they were strong enough to carry a strapping, Beef fed Norman Knight clad head to foot in Mail with his sword, shield and spear into battle, but they weren't long legged, super elegant horses like the Rohirrim had or anything. It took breeding to get horses like, and that didn't happen for hundreds of years.

Fangora be a vampire true, and I challenge to a dual all swine who declare otherwise.

>>93884178
...................

>>93879083
>4th Crusade.jpg

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>>93882856
Go forth and perish, men of Barne, degenerate as you may be.

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>>93880834
>>93881557

>>93886467
>men of barne

Mine sides hath reached the pinnacle of the heavens!

>chaucer has written in english rather than french

Officially the death of literature to be honest. Nothing good will ever be written in England again.

>>93886694
>Implying literature didn't die when people started writing in the vernacular

Fuck Dante Alighieri, serfs don't deserve to read unless clergy members read to them.

>>93881557
That's Late Medieval / Early Modern though.

>>93886799
OP here, I know I said High middle ages but that was just mostly for the crusade joke. I'm okay if some later middle ages sneaks in.

Forsooth, he is bad newes.

Binsfield A HACK

How do you screw up so much that you make Satan, Lucifer and Beelzebub three separate rogues? That's total disrespect for canon, and the art for Asmodeus was atrotious, to add insult to injury.

Retcon when?

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>>93886467
Still copying those parchments from the horse church,Sir Lee ?

>>93880882
>Marco Polo brings back Usagi Yojimbo from the east
>half the fucking parchments in every goddamn printers workshop this side of the Rhine is this wannabe emulation crap now

Dealing with the Orientals was a mistake

>>93889480
>the lands of marval

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My /co/mpatriots. Have thoust finally illumianated thyne selves to the superior quality of oriental tapestries and literature? I do believe the course of civilization shall bend in their favor in time.

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>>93879123
>we will never get stories told on greek vases again after hercules 3 flopped and now have to settle for lifeless tapestries

>>93890312
Their usage of aquatic creatures with multiple lubricated apendages highly disturbs and arouses me.

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>>93887893
Men whom bugger steeds are in parity with those who watch the lizard Barne. Doth my eyes decieve my mind, whereas men of many summers can look upon an act made for maidens of few? It makes me sick to my very soul, they should be slaughtered where their malaised legs stand.

men of moderation, I beg of you to not smite me, for I am not who ye think I be. The Man of Barne has yet to show his true face.

>>93880864
>Thus now
>Guy has a dragon dildo and a bong

At least it's accurate.

>>93890808
I also implore thine great street sweeps and men of moderation to spare this great man.

Last Odinsday, I didst desire to peek at his lordship's illustrations of frivolous adventure, but good lady fortune prevented me from doing so.

Does anyone, perchance, know where I might espy such amusing diversions?

>Snails in yet another illuminated manuscript
c h a o s m a g i c k s

>>93879083
Seeing how the only place where people saw pictures in books was church, who do you think would be the muzzies? Marvel or DC?

Wolfram Von Eschenbach is the best version of Percevan, fite me, Aquitanians knaves.

>>93893021
Marvel.

>>93893044
Aquitanians FOR LIFE

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>go down to the local barter and feed to trade for the new issue of 1300 AD
>full size printing of Templar Dredd's scowling face on the cover, nearly stain my hose in excitement
>remember I can't read
>quietly put it back and leave before the shopkeep impales me with his pitchfork or worse, sneezes
>go outside
>doctor of the plague struts along to visit a patient next door
>can't draw my eyes away, so generous were her tracts of land that even her leather-woven overcoat failed to hide their extremity
>and her posterior was so similarly large it immediately brought to mind vials and herbs and remedies stored on its gratuitous curvature similar to a shelf, rather than in a cupboard or chest of drawers
>catch her eyes, but the shadowy nature of her mask prevents me from noticing any reaction
>we stare at each other for a moment before she continues, and I swear to the King, the Church and the Holy Ghost there's just a bit more sway in her gait, although it may be my imagination from endless hours plowing and farming
>crops start falling out of my pockets

What do, /co/nstantinoples? Do I go for it?

>>93894101
Deliver unto her loins a plague she has never before experienced Sir Anon.

>>93894357
Here be dragons

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I look this place and i see heresy
I look at the other kingdoms of the 4 chan lands and i see heresy
this place is so heretic that i avoid looking at the mirror because it had made me heretic

>>93894328
But Anon of the Fourth Channel, how do I ensure the safety of my own loins, lest she retrieve her scalpel and sutures? How do I be sure she has yet to become a carrier of the deadly maladies herself? I have heard many a tale about the less than clean nature of the profession... and the doctors themselves.

And of even higher importance, how do I suggest to Her Doctoress that I prefer she leave the mask present and attached?

>>93880882
Hark, here be the heathen knaves whom desire to fornicate with beasts!
Begone, for this be a christkind board.

>>93880874
I am unsure about Sir Slott, but Magistrate Magnolia is most definitely cavorting with daemons.

>>93887144
Do not fret, those scrolls will soon be lost to time forever and quickly forgotten.

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>>93894669
I'd sooner trust the hygiene of a lady whose profession exemplifies it as opposed to the many various common wenches who open their legs to spread plague and ruin man.

I'm sure Her Doctoress has experienced things far worse than your innocent deviancy.

Do not falter. May the strength of fallen Sirs of the Anonymous Table and the light of God guide your eager member to slay this vaginal beast.

>>93894885
I'll take your advice to heart, pray once, twice before leaving home, and keep all nine of my fingers and toes crossed, then. Perhaps even wear my pocketless pantaloons to prevent my crops from falling out.

I fret for my safety and health regardless, Sir, for we both know such a profession involves various poking and prodding of those with all manner of nefarious diseases, and few things would make this poor serf happier to see another early-morn' sunrise than the chance to hold her hand.

>vaginal beast
If thoust continues to act like thine object of my affection is little more than a barnyard sow, I shall be forced to level similar accusations of filth against thine own waifu!

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>>93895300
Be wary of your words and I will be wary of mine. I will not hold back in retaliation of an insult to my idol of worship. We don't need another century long Waifu Wars. We are for more civil than that lecherous Order of the Orients and their uncivilized culture. I pray as well for your success.

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>>93879083
Hy, what's going on in this thread? *cough cough* sorry I seem to have a little flu

>>93894101
>You will never take the loins of a maiden plague doctor

Just slay me now, brethren.

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I enjoy Marval, but sometimes their natural philosophy-fiction gets too curious for mine tastes. I don't presume that castles and other dwellings will ever look like this in the future.

>>93895650
>You will never sign on as her assistant practitioner, carrying her bags, cleaning her mask's lenses, and faithfully providing your face as her ever-present chair as she sits by her patients' bedsides to examine their illnesses
Throw my body into the pit, for I am finished with this mortal world!

>medieval /co/ thread
>no one posting snails

What a disgrace

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Doth it be my own fevered delusions, or doth there seem instances of desert dwelling heathens and those dark skinned devils of lower Egypt appearing with heightened frequency in the works of the famous artists and playwrights? One, perhaps two I may find amicable to my standards, but lo there now seems to be some sort of edict to include these pagan creatures in each artisan's works.

I suspect the satanic schemes of the Jews are behind this trend.

>preempting calls to return to /pol/and

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>>93896544
>Frank detected.
Don't you have some scullery maids to find to fight your battles for you?

>>93881148
He was right tho, Athens got destroyed and invaded by Persians the next decade

>>93896229
I got curious, so I decided to look up if there's any actual live action plague doctor porn. The only thing I got was a 2 minute-long video of someone just staring at the camera in one of those bird masks. Come on, internet, hurry up; this is supposed to be the future.

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>>93896881
I don't think there's a large market for that.
You may have to make it yourself.

/his/ meets /co/

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>>93896881
>>93896229
>>93895650
>>93897012
>I don't think there's a large market for that.
Check darkest dungeons rule 34, anon

>>93897079
Nailed it, thanks.

>>93897089
Sir Anon was searching for live performances of Plague Doctors in debauched acts, not depictions made with paints.

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>>93897012
>>93897192
I for one would not be opposed to supporting such a market.

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>>93897273
But Sir Anon, where would we procure a buxom enough lady to play the part of the doctor?
or shall one of us play the role? It would be hard to tell under all those robes and that mask...

>>93896881
That's a good thing. You know damn well in any other material she'd have the mask off by 30 seconds in and the rest of the suit gone by 60.

>>93880917
whats the context behind this, sir anon?

>>93897438
I'm surprised and confused that the tradition of false maidens has held since Greek times of old but they would indeed be useful in encouraging production of this new field of debauchery.

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>>93896881
>My dearest Ronald Jeremiah, it seems as if thou hast been stricken by an affliction from the devil's loins, frothed forth from the circles of hell devoted to the lust of mortal man.
>By my wisdom I prescribe twelve fortnights of bleeding by leech, and twelve ounces of Mercury to cure the enlargement of manhood you seem to suffer from.

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>>93897089
>conceptualize my predicament
>Pay Father Lëdia his monthly fee
>Be bestowed passage through the Purgatory
>Marvel at tapestry of high cultural value all evening
>Awaken at daybreak soul light as a feather
Truly this year of our lord, be the most marvelous of times.

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>>93896663
I myself am quite enjoying the jubilatous antics of Madame Marval. It is rumored that she not only knows how to read manuscripts... but write them as well!

>>93897799
It is my own suspicion that Sir Land hath gotten too far this time.

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WITHDRAW OTTOMAN

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>>93897912
Rumors have reached mine ears what those whom show unnatural interest in the performance of the degenerate arts are taken note of by the Church for re-education and have their names enscripted to the infamous Sixth List.

>>93898640
TIS ONLY PAINTINGS. MY LOVE OF GOD IS STILL PURE AND TRUE. MY INTERESTS HURT NO ONE

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>>93897988
I did not know it was a comedy! I may read it for the fanciful japes of this scribe.

>>93898640
From whence doth these delusions spring? Do thee know not that the Fourth Channel speaks wit the satirists tongue most fluent of all?

>>93881129
I am certain they would gladly remain in their fields were Charlemagne not waging wars of conversion upon them.

>>93892935
Speak you to the runemaker, I am told he keeps a record of such things.

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>>93890312
I find no sense in their stories, and they far too long.

>>93895300
>>93895529

Waifu naives are truly the bane of this finnish basketweaving commons.

>>93896663
/tapestry

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>>93880620
You mean OP is a fairy

>>93897988
But she writes not bun man upon man engaged in carnal knowledge. Not even the bravest of knights or heroes is safe from her perverse scripts.

>>93899904
Verily, I hath long suspected that she be a witch. For what other woman could posses the power of writing?

>>93898757
Is your love of God stronger than your love for the wretched wench of beak and breasts, she of thighs and thermometers?

Is it -really-?

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Friends. I come with knowledge, medicines and tools of science!

I seek only to improve the lives of the people of this world

>>93900279
>medicines and tools of science!
BURN THE WITCH!

>>93898757
You claim to worship no idol before him, yet I found multiple paintings of the same wench in your chambers, always of the same wench over and over again. Who is this "waifu" whom you worship?

It appears that, despite my careful awareness of surroundings and strict dedication to cleanliness, I have managed to contract the Plague.
Would any of you gentlemen be so kind as to recommend a strip of entertainment, so I may tie myself over with it as I slowly succumb to the clutches of Death?

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>>93900279
We must end the witch's foul sorcery before it defiles out crops!

>>93900393
Y: the Last Man will take your mind off of it. Be sure to stock up on leeches and I hope you feel better soon!

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>>93900216
>>93900386
BEGONE YOU FIENDS. AWAY FROM ME.

Question not my faith but YOUR OWN! You who peruse the Fourth Channel! Surely you're as shameless and heretical as I if not more!

>>93900279
I heard she's married to the devil!

>>93900964
>implicating I bother attempting to adhere to the same holy principles and guidelines as thoust and that I am not sending replies through sealed parchment on carrier pigeon while taking recluse in a ditch fearing the holy inquisitors AT THIS VERY MOMENT

>>93900964
Oh come on, everyone has paintings of the princess under their haystacks! I use them for... for research purposes. Should she ever pull a princess and pauper I should want to be at her aid.

Look, we're not talking about us, YOU'RE the idoler here. I have half a mind to report you to the Vatican.

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>>93901162
My prayers go out to you brother.

>>93901175
>YOU'RE the idoler here
This channel was founded on heretical idol worship and principles. I'm no criminal here. You're demonizing of my interests truly signals the coming of the season of sweltering heat. The Order of the Orients truly is superior to this western tapestry order and their fundamentalist ways.

MAY THE CHURCH FALL. EMBRACE YOUR PAGAN IDOLS MY BROTHERS

>>93900307
>>93900469
>Burning the Devil's wife

I'm leaving town, you best do the same.

>>93901558
Whom is the rightmost wench, I wish to give her my broadsword in a most lascivious manner.

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Keep thine voices down, no need to cause such a fuss and risk Church intervention- the doctor will see all of thou in time~

>>93896881
you could pay a camwhore to do it, i bet they would for cheap too. especially if you send them the clothes

>>93901762
>her
Sir Anon...

>>93901990
Its not gay if its a eunuch.

>>93890312
Return to yon board of origin thou verminous mongoloid.

The originator here. The discussion hath been of quality thus far, but keep to the relations of /co/ for thine discussion.

>>93879083
I think there should be more sodomites in these books. Sodomites are underrepresented. It is always white knights with a maiden as love inerest. Well, i think it is time for a sodomite knight.

some anon posted an ms comic of two crusaders roaming the countryside shitting on heathens and having adventures

it was pretty lengthy and actually pretty cool, anybody have it?

it has a surprising and bad end

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>>93879083
Forsooth, young Lady Mabel hath done everything wrong and fills me with bile.

>>93890312
Don't thou hath a woodcutting thou should'st be gazing 'pon while granting thyself carnal pleasure?

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*Blocks your path*

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>>93886392
>Tapestry related.

Forsooth 'tis known, that the Marvelous Illuminations are of Jewish extract, and of no good to Christians. Only Divine Calligraphy is worthy of Christian eyes, dismiss all else as cheap Jewry.

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>>93881057
But sire, I implore thee to recognize it is the current year of our lord.

>>93890399
There was one but you have to watch mlp to see it and there is evidence (although it was left ambiguous) that it was made only a few months prior rather then it being ancient.

>>93910695
found it
https://youtu.be/5qMLsMeerl0?t=1m25s
Skip forward to 1 minute 25 seconds

>>93896663
Sir Anon,in the past years inhabitants of /pol/and have blamed the Israelites for everything from your crops withering to the death of your pet cat,it's starting to look like you just searching for a scapegoat

>>93910747
Why has there been no royal crystaling in a millenia?

>>93911512
To the locals it was not that long but the entire empire disapered and was in a magical stasis for 1000 years.
I cannot remember if it was to protect it from the shadowy evil or it was done by the shadowy evil

>>93910747
THOU ART BROKEN THE 15TH RULE OF THE KINGDOM OF THE FOUR CHANNEL,YOU PEASANT
TO THE BANNING GUILLOTINE
THIS IS MY ROYAL VOICE

>>93881557
Not Medieval REEEE

>>93910747
FOOL, ART THOU ATTEMPTING TO ATTRACT THE MANCHILD OF BARNE? TAKE CAUTION LEST YE WISH THAT HE RAVAGE OUR MERRIMENT AND JEST.

for real dude he's going to ruin the fucking thread

JESUS WAS A MORTAL MAN, PROVE ME WRONG
Protip: You can't

>>93895925
Aye, such progeff in the field of geometrie to allow for such fanciful and wondrouf structures surely cannot be accompifhed in but three centurys time.

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They'll make a comeback and take Sessex

>>93901846
Source?

Lord Brian Michael of Bendis is an unrepentant cur and a shameless cuckold.

>>93918846
An unrepentant cur and a shameless cuckold, you say?

>>93910747
YOU HATH INVOKED THE MANCHILD OF BARNE YOU KNAVE!

>>93918846
Lord Bendis? The amateur poet?

>>93920416
>lord

Surely they aren't giving land to the Hebrews!?

>>93920584
This probably meant a lot to the monk who drew that, and the ones who would read it.

Much like people will have to fill a book explaining the concept of a commonly understood meme today.

>>93920584
>>>/rubbish/

>>93920944
Good god. They'll be trying to sell us parchments on the adventures of the moselmen next.

Reminder that the tapestries from the land of Cathay are far superior to ours.

>>93918481
Read the filename.

>>93880864
remember when this town square was good?

>>93923403
It has always been shite. do not delude thyself.

>>93918846
Forsooth, all know he is a Jew!

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SON OF DOB HAS BLESSED OUR WALL WITH ANOTHER ''WITTY CARRICATURE''

>>93923641
Thine edit is beautiful.

>>93923403
/co/ is blessed. /co/ never fell from God's graces. Do not let the ill sentiments of the many passed years cloud your view of this fact.

>another "england and france have a war" event

Getting tired of these.

>>93924928
I fucking hate France's new character

>fucking ugly peasant girl
>looks like a dude
>can't even read or write
>not even 20 years old
>gets credit for defeating the enemy despite being nothing than a glorified cheerleader

Yeah, fucking Mary Sue horse shit if I've ever seen it. They better do something with her storyline because the way I see it it's going either one of two ways: either she kicks the English out for good and becomes nobility or some shit or she gets captured and burned alive because tragedy always makes for good sales.