How will /co/ ever recover?

>>93875101
good. it was a far better movie.

>>93875101
apeshit > capeshit

>>93875101
>implying /co/ likes Spiderman: Homecoming

Go back to /tv/

>>93875101

planet of the apes is a good franchise.

Only Tumblr and Reddit likes Spider-Man: Homecoming. The /co/ users who actually give a damn about comics despise it.

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>>93875101

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>>93875101

Who doesn't have neurodyne in their bookmarks?

>>93875101
Will Feige ever recover?

The new Ape movies have one thing over the original Ape movies.

The sequels are consistent in quality unlike the original movie series where only the first movie's any good.

okay?

It's summer blockbuster season

that doesn't mean spider-man isn't going to make a lot of money

First off. I saw this last night at a special thursday showing, and I'm not lying, probably 50 or more percent of the people in the theatre were seniors. Me and my girlfriend are 23 and we had an old couple in front of us and on both sides of us and it smelled like old people.

Second off, people were checking their phones 70 minutes in. It was distracting. The old man sitting beside me fell asleep and I knew when he fell asleep because his breathing changed from quiet to slow and heavy and the old lady in front kept turning around to see who was making so much noise.

Third off, when the movie ended, only 1 group of nerdy highschoolers awkwardly clapped. I felt so embarrassed for them, myself, and everyone around me. They started off clapping so confidently, like they thought they could get everyone else to clap too. Then the old lady on the other side of me was about to start clapping but when she saw no one else was joining along with them she changed her mind. Everyone left the theatre in dead silence.

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IN THE RED CORNER
>planet of the apes rebooted for action series of cash grabs
>takes the piss out of the dialog heavy anti-war/human rights messages of the original
AND IN THE BLUE CORNER
>spider man got a movie ages ago
>reception was good and it got some weird, campy, kinda flat sequels
>reboots for holding a license hostage
>more reboots for cashing in on the comic movie trend
>even in his cameo appearances spidey NEVER breaks the lolsonerdyhighschoolkid mold of peter parker on the big screen

the darkest days, friends

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>>93875265
>>takes the piss out of the dialog heavy anti-war/human rights messages of the original

War is literally about the Holocaust down to the humans using enslaved apes

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>>93875338
it took three movies to get even close to that kindof 'message' and it felt like an afterthought

but better late than never i guess.

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>>93875101

Great!

This is exactly what I wanted. I feel like I pulled out some crazy meme magic and made this happen because Holland killed my dreams of playing Spider-Man.

So I've been focusing every fucking second for years hating this guy and hoping this movie would bomb. And lo and behold. I probably shouldn't take credit because it's kind of insane, but whatever, I feel great seeing this.

I would have given you guys a much better performance, a much better film and a much better, older and more experienced Spider-Man in the MCU. From someone who knows and deeply cares about the character, not from some punk asshole kid who's looking to just get famous.

>>93875101
with Thor 3. Hopefully it's a better movie than both of these. They weren't bad mind you but really predictable for most of their run time and too CGI heavy.

>>93875487
Nice copy pasta DCasual.

>>93875101
/co/ giving a fuck about movies? of course /tv/

>>93875101
I sincerely hope Ape Kino overtakes capeshit

>>93875487
That's actually really sad.

>>93875143
>typing "capeshit"
you're better than this

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>>93875231

>>93875592

... How the fuck is this copy pasta?

>>93875812

Yeah I get seriously suicidal every time I see the new Spider-Man. It would have changed my whole worthless, miserable life around. I get told all the time I look like Peter Parker and remind people of him. And I have some acting and work experience in the industry. I tried to get a hold of the casting people and some agent or something. I just never made any leeway and kind of gave up too soon.

I should have tried harder maybe, /co/ was encouraging me to keep trying but I gave up because they had their shortlist way too quick. I didn't know short of miracle, what I could have done to get Marvel's attention.

I think it happened in another reality though. One where I wasn't meant to suffer as much.

>>93876210

And I was going to call myself "Spider-Chan" and talk to /co/ about the movie as much as they'd let me. It'd be fun just dropping into spoiler threads and being like "Nah, that's totally off... you're getting colder."

It would have been a fun time for all of us.

>>93875101
> New film makes more than film that has been out for over a week shocker.

>>93875487
Explain more anon. I'm interested. Who are you? What films have you been a part of? What's your favorite Spider-Man stories? Mind doing a vocaroo of some iconic Peter lines?

>>93876262
...did you actually audition, or something?

>>93875143
spbp

Good. The first two were amazing.

>>93876400
Rise wasn't that great outside of Caesar and this is pretty much that same level of quality. Noticeably less engaging than Dawn.

>>93876431

Yeah, Dawn was miles better.

>>93875101
Good.

>>93875101
this is what happens when you turn a classic supporting cast into the most unintentionally laughable joke of a cast in film history

>>93875487
Oh hey it's that guy.
It didn't bomb and you never had a chance to begin with

>>93876671

You know these are prequels to the original movie (or at least, to events that are essentially the same), right?

>>93876335
He's some autist who literally has a physical defect (can't remember which one), little to no acting experience and was posting on /co/ for months about how he would be the perfect Spider-Man.
I'm sure we could more out of this guy, he's Treasure Planet arm guy tier.

>>93875514
>Thor (Thor) movie will save us!
The absolute STATE of the MCU.

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>$25 million less of a budget than Spiderman
Hmmm

>>93875101
Good News for Batman

>>93876706
I need thread links to this failed actor's career on /co/

>>93875101
this is what happens when you put the monkeys IN FRONT of the camera

>>93875514
>Thor
LOL

>>93875101
Everyone who has T-mobile got discounted tickets to see that shit.. thats why.

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>>93876763
>>93876829
>not believing in based Taika

>>93876851
>putting your faith in a movie led by Chris Hemsworth

>>93876845
Sup Marvel shill!

>>93875101

SAVE ME DR ZAIUS

>>93876868
Cringe

>>93875101
Why is this a bad thing? The PotA movies are pretty damn good.

>>93875257
While its a bit uneven, I would say Conquest of the Planet of the Apes was good. The new movies are basically and extended reimagining of that movie. Its done better, but I'll miss the original's predestination paradox.

>>93876870

Whats wrong with me?!?

>>93875514
Thor's got Taika Waititi directing it, I have high hopes since he's great.

>>93876861
>actors
>mattering
How much of a pleb are you, really?
Taika directs fucking children and makes great movies.

>>93875257
It's kinda crazy how forgotten the sequels are.

>>93876671
The idea is that apes are similar, but different enough to be divided into their own little groups. Chimps were liberals and intellectuals and commoners, Orangutans were conservative leaders,and the gorillas were military and law enforcement. Visually they can fit into these roles fairly well, even as the new movies have downplayed this you can see how it sort of fits; chimps are visually "basic" monkeys, gorillas are big and strong looking, etc. And of course, they lend themselves better to humanization than most other animals.

These new movies are pretty different int hat the apes are clearly apes, where as the apes of the first series could've just been any sort of beast people. Its pretty interesting to see a movie dominated by "animal" characters(albeit people doing motion capture, but still).

>>93877048

Beneath gets a reference or homage now and then. Particularly the "worshipping a nuke" part.

>>93877048
We just got three movies based off the third sequel. But honestly I'd say the whole original POTA series is sadly forgotten; most people know it from cultural references than anything else. Its got a dedicated following (which helped launch this reboot off such a niche idea, for one), but its fallen from the wayside.

>>93876706
Aww. I was hoping Donald Glover lurked on /co/

>>93876783
seriously? holy shit. and the CGI/motion capture in War was fucking incredible.

This movie getting made for $140 million with furry all CGI main characters and big battle scenes makes me wonder where the fuck the budget goes in all these capeshit movies. Homecoming for example was $180 million. How?

>>93877195
most of it probably went to RDJ being in it for 8 minutes.

>>93877195

Robert Downey Jr's paycheck. Micheal Keaton's paycheck.

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>>93877226
>>93877228
>>93877266
kek

>>93875101
recover from what?this is great!

>>93877164
The only reason I've even watched them is because I bummed a VHS collection from a friend of my mom's back in the day. I'm pretty sure most people don't even know that there's more than one old POTA movie.

BASED FUCKING CAESAR


No but I liked Homecoming but War was fucking amazing.

I was actually a little taken aback at how dark it got too.

>>93875257
I still need to watch the original film.

I got angry they discontinued the Marc Webb movies, hoping War and Emoji Movie will bury Homecoming.

>>93875261
Haha, thank you for sharing that

Spidey has gone SJW garbo

>>93877478

>Emoji Movie

Stop that.

>>93877411
It's kind of a fucking masterpiece.

>>93877411
As in the 2011 one or the 60s original?

>>93876985
The director is the most irrelevant part of a Disney production. Disney hire recognizable names only to say action and cut, the rest is up to a committee

>>93877376
Winter confirmed for worst ape.

Rocket is fucking underrated. Rocket is a fucking bro that should get more love.

>>93875192
/co/ doesn't read comics

>>93875257
I'm still baffled at how good these fucking movies are.

>>93875101
War is a far superior movie in every aspect. Anyone who's read Spider-Man for the last 10 years will tell you that we're used to being beaten like this.

>>93875261
Your pasta is good and tasty worthy a
(You)

>>93877597
I believe that completely, because it seems to be the case more often than not. Which is a shame. We'll see. I'll probably skip it, though. I don't really want to watch MCU movies anymore.

>>93877478
>Emoji Movie will bury Homecoming

I recommend tempering your expectations.

>>93877660
>Anyone who's read Spider-Man for the last 10 years will tell you that we're used to being beaten like this.
Why do we have to run the Bendis/Slott gauntlet year after year
It's not fair

>>93877611
Maurice is the ultimate bro.

>>93877597
It's funny that you think you're being a smart consumer by saying that. Most directors' influence is pretty clear on Marvel movies. Writing? Not so much.

>>93877731
To be fair Bendis can sometimes produce worthwhile stuff. 90% of the time I just wonder what kind of drugs he's on but the other 10% is okay.

>>93877731
>It's not fair
Now you know it is. We deserve it.

>>93877611
>Winter confirmed for worst ape.

Dude fuck Winter but Preacher pissed me all the way off.

>>93877763
I'm not dissing Maurice but everyone always rides his cock. Rocket never gets any love.

I mean Rocket took that brutal ass beating for that girl/Caesar. If that's not bro-tier material I don't know what is

>>93877795
Was Preacher the one they started calling Donkey? If so yeah fuck him too but Winter was just a fucking pussy.

Wow are people desperate to cast shade on the MCU.

Both are God Tier movies, it only makes sense that the later of the two would outdo the first on its debut during the other movie's second week.

Seriously, is there any place on the internet outside of /co/ that actually hates Homecoming because everyone else on the face of the planet seems to love it.

>>93877812
true. the gorilla who beat him up got what was coming to him, even if he redeemed himself at the last second.

>>93877832
He was the crossbow dude.

>>93877835
It is not that serious.

>>93877856
I was hoping he was going to at least bitch smack the gunner before getting shot but I ain't mad. Donkey was a race traitor

>>93875101
Actions for normies always beat comicflicks since there are technically more normies in the world.

>>93877835
>Both are God Tier movies,

Anon, I enjoyed Homecoming, but it's mostly just that, a fun Summer and decent Spidey flick, its not God-tier and nowhere near on the level of War though.

>>93877889
>He was the crossbow dude.
Oh fuck him. That nigger pissed me the fuck off. I mean shit like I get that he's probably afraid of the Colonel but after everything Caesar did and he still pulled that bullshit. I'm glad the fucking gorilla blew his ass up

>>93877904
I enjoyed both about the same, War for the planet of the Apes was an entirely different movie though so honestly comparing the narrative of a war drama to a super hero movie is going to have some differences.

>>93877835
Homecoming isn't god tier. It's a well made movie (with deviations from classic material that make /co/ hate it).
The gap in quality between Homecoming and War is substantial. Logan is probably the only comic book movie of the last few years to even come close to War.

>>93875101
MONKINO WINS AGAIN

War was good, but people are desperate to laud it over Homecoming, because they want so badly to believe this director will somehow save the DCEU, assuming he doesn't jump ship after getting fed up with their bullshit.

Both are equally great movies so I don't see the problem here.

>>93877965
They're two completely different movies.

One is a war drama that is steeped in human drama, conflict and pathos where as the other is an uplifting coming of age Super hero movie. Obviously the later isn't going to have as much opportunity for over the top drama and pageantry. Could it have? Yeah sure, but then it wouldn't be a fucking Spider-Man movie and no matter what Homecoming did people would still landblast it for not being THEIR version of spider-man.

Good to see Marvel starting to fall.

>>93875192
The Nolan Batman Trilogy must've been a living hell for /co/ then.

>>93878111
How so?

>>93877987
The DCEU is already saved thanks to based Whedon assuming direct control

>>93878130
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Says the very same people who hated both Avengers movies.

>>93877987
Damn, that is some nice insecurity you got there. David Ayer should've already proved that a director making good movies =/= director making good DCEU movies.
>>93878091
But that's just what I mean. Nobody says Captain America 2 is on the level of Logan despite the former being a very well made movie. It just had no chance of matching Logan's emotional heft or themes.
Same with Homecoming. Good movie, but it had no hope in hell of matching War's ride.

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>>93877903
>on date with girl
>What kind of movies do you like?
>I like action movies
>Y-you wannaSpider-Man?
>lolno that's for kids

ape shit was so boring until they got jewed

>>93878145
But I wanted the DCEU to become more like the MCU

I win

>>93878172
kys pls

>>93878153
I see homecoming having better legs over all, but time will tell. So many good movies this year it's hard to say.

>new movie just released beats movie released a week ago
How is this news?

>>93878194
it really was the middle half was the most boring shit ever

>>93877965
I don't think it's fair how people will always put hard hitting drama above all. Note that I haven't watched any of those movies, I'm speaking as a general rule.

>>93878212
>middle half

woops

>>93878203
Exactly and both of which have 90-some-odd% ratings on RT so neither were slouches. Had apes not toppled Homecoming for it's debut weekend /co/ would be pitching a fit.

>>93878219
Agreed, I think this is more of the "Serious movies = Better movie" bias that we're seeing. Which doesn't necessarily mean it can't be true in a lot of cases or doesn't apply here, but I just get the impression everyone wants every cape movie to be rated R with Frank Millar tier grit and drama.

>>93877945
Easily the most satisfying movie death I've seen in a long time.

>>93878212
how so? it didn't drag at all imo. but this is also coming from someone who sat through an almost 3 hour train wreck written by 12 special ed children aka Transformers: The Last Knight, which despite taking place in numerous settings across multiple continents somehow dragged like hell and felt never ending, while War only had two or three major settings and seemingly went by in a flash (at least to me).

>>93878199
Oh by "ride" I didn't mean in terms of money. I meant in terms of the story. War's final act is one of the best things I've watched since TDK.
Homecoming should do decently at the box office regardless of War's success.
>>93878219
That's not necessarily true, it's just movies which have singular visions and unique styles that are lauded. Iron Man 1, for example, had a unique vision at the time it came out and it was (and still is, at least by me) considered one of the best superhero movies ever.
Since the Marvel formula is the norm, it's hard hitting drama that breaks the mold and delivers experiences that the average movie can't. War and Logan are the epitome of that- extremely well made pieces of pessimism that provide emotional rides the "standard" movie just can't.

>>93875261
We talking Apes or Spider-Man?

>>93875101
It's a well liked on going series that's a BIG box office draw.

Seems fair that it would open at #1. Why does it have to be shat on by Spider-Man? why you trying to make me care?

>>93878306
Except Homecoming was lauded for not following the Marvel formula.

>>93878312
yes

>>93875261
I had a similair experience today though it was a morning show. I'm used to people just talking right after the movie ends but it was just so...quiet.

>>93878266
I mean, /co/ also values serious cartoons above comedy, going so far as to dismiss pretty much all adult comedy cartoons as teenager/manchildren shit. Which goddamn isn't that ironic, you'd think of all people /co/ wouldn't be the ones scoffing at things for being immature.... and on the other hand they pretty much ignore serious animation actually aimed at adults for being pretentious because it doesn't have people punching each other and splosions.
/co/ are fucking plebs of the highest order under the delusion of being well discerning consumers.

>>93878363
its weird, the last really good experience I had in a theater was The Dark Knight opening day. theater was packed as hell and everyone was talking and clapping after the end.

this rarely happens anymore, and I see several films yearly. seems like people just don't really care as much anymore, but I guess i'm being a bit anecdotal here.

>>93878334
Marvel tone and style, not Marvel formula. Homecoming is a fun, lighthearted superhero movie. People who like Marvel movies will appreciate deviations like Vulture and the street level scale, but the overall place for it in the movie market is the same as any other MCU movie.

>>93875261
I could swear I read this back when BvS was in theaters.

>>93878423
Godzilla made my theater cheer three times. That movie had some serious blueballing going on but when it actually let loose it was amazing

>>93878378
I think most of /co/ are just embarrassed about liking comics and want R-Rated serious dramas so other people will take them seriously. More worried about what their parents think about cape flicks than actually enjoying them.

>>93878437
Doesn't the DCEU fall into the same category given Suicide Squad and Wonder Woman?

>>93878439
It would be far more fitting for BvS.

>>93878306
>Iron Man 1, for example, had a unique vision at the time it came out
It barely had even a fucking script, it's a lot of RDJ ad libbing and cool visuals played on a by-the-numbers plot.
GOTG had much more of a unique vision. Hell even Ant-Man did more unique things in terms of how it tells its story. But those movies are more outwardly comedic and there's no Obi Wan-style Yinsen dying scene so nope, they're just lolmemes.
I like IM because it's straight-up well-made, but it's by no means unique, even in the context ofits time.
>Since the Marvel formula is the norm, it's hard hitting drama that breaks the mold and delivers experiences that the average movie can't.
Maybe if you only ever watch cape movies. There's a hefty amount of "pessimistic" movies coming out all the damn time.

>>93877586
Both.

Are these set in the same universe as the Tim Burton film?

>>93875261
You all sound cringy as fuck

>>93878629
welcome to /co/

>>93875192
it wasnt really spiderman in its morals or characterizations but somehow it still managed to be a good movie and as a spiderfag i was pleased with it

mostly because it felt like the best of ultimate spiderman and not the worst which... the worst of ultimate spiderman is a cesspit i wouldnt wish my worst enemies to read. so homecoming could have turned out worse than sm3 or asm2 in execution but it didnt and ended up actually being a pretty good movie with likeable characters

granted, my bar for what makes a good movie/cartoon adaptation of marvel comics is pretty low. its the only way to enjoy any of them, lbr

>>93878458
>I think most of /co/ are just embarrassed about liking comics and want R-Rated serious dramas so other people will take them seriously. More worried about what their parents think about cape flicks than actually enjoying them.
I believe there's certainly some amount of truth in that. Wanting their hobby to be accepted as something a normal adult would enjoy despite inherently liking childish things. It's like those people are stuck in high school trying to explain to the proverbial popular kid that Magic the Gathering is actually cool.

>>93875143
Dirty old twat
69 assholes tie 'em a knot

>>93877411
Do it. It's impressive for it's time.

>>93876783
>>93877185
No shit, the only thing that stands out is it's eyes.

>>93878802
That's because only the eyes are and parts of the face are CGI, everything else is practical effects.

>>93875226
kek underrated

>>93878853
See, I have no interest in the Apes prequel series from a narrative standpoint, but now I feel bad for not supporting people who use practical effects.

>>93875101
I'm surprised spider man didn't flop. How many reboots now? People have to be getting burnt out.

>>93878950
People have been watching James Bond movies for 55 years.

>>93878931
go see it dude.

>>93878170
Damn I would have dropped her right there.

>>93875143
spbp

Spider-Ape when

>>93878977
Nah. I don't support reboots/relaunches/remakes or prequels (in general IP milking) so it evens out.
>inb4 but Marvel
I haven't paid for a single MCU movie. Only cape movie I've paid for in the last decade+ was Deadpool.

You know it's a /tv/ thread when literally the only thing that matters is how much money the movie made

Guess what, Suicide Squad made a shit ton of money and no one here thinks that is better than Winter Soldier

>>93878989
I'm not too picky but yeah, I don't think we'll be seeing much of each other in the future. She has such a nice ass though, I'd like to get smothered by it again.
Next date I've got planned is with a huge One Piece fan so at least the childish hobbies part won't be an issue. But the ass game just isn't as good.

>>93879057
I agree Hollywood has been going overboard with sequels and reboots the past 10 years, but this Ape trilogy was pretty great, especially War which had a near perfect conclusion. You should at least give it a watch when it leaks online or something.

>>93879150
I probably will binge watch them all at some point down the line if they're still on my mind. They look good.
Took me like 6 years before watching a single MCU movie despite an already present cape love, I'm a slow guy like that, I wait for the dust to actually settle.

So how fucking stupid is this movie on the "Nature Good. Humans and Technology Bad." scale? Are we talking like Jurassic Park levels of stupid, or full on Avatar retardation?

>>93879344
I don't think that was the message of Jurassic Park, dude.

>>93879411
It was "don't fuck with nature, because nature is larger than humanity and will win every time if you try and control it", which is a less stupid message than most, hence being at the bottom of the scale.

>>93879344
its barely even relevant to the overall theme of the movie. its more about subjective morality and doing the right thing vs. doing what your feelings tell you.

>>93879344
>"Nature Good. Humans and Technology Bad."
That's literally not the point of any of the Apes movies or Jurassic Park, so Jurassic Park, I guess?

>>93879513
I... did we watch the same Jurassic Park? Because it's like we watched two entirely separate movies or I'm having a seizure and somehow my dying and crippled brain has overlapped a different film about a failed Dinosaur Park under the title Jurassic Park.

>>93879455
Jurassic Park's message was that complete control of a dynamic system like evolution is impossible, and humans shouldn't feel secure in playing god. It didn't make any normative statements on whether or not nature or people were good/bad.
>>93879572
That anon is talking about War, not JP.

>>93879572
I was referring to War for the planet of the apes. I thought thats what anon was asking about

>Mistah Stahk, mistah stahk, these apes have destroyed my bloody arse!

Anyone could have seen this happening like I did. Homecoming did nothing memorable or impactful.

Apes. Together. Strong.

>>93879669
>Ceasar weak
>Peter weaker

Haven't seen War yet, is Woody Harrelson as OTT as the trailers make him seem? Considering all the direct Apocalypse Now and Platoon references they've got in the trailers regarding him, I'm hoping for some full-tilt crazy.

>>93880105
Woody is amazing in it.

>>93875101
planet of the apes actually is diversity done right.
vastly different people with vastly different experiences and not just pointless diversity of skin color.
the majority of the cast aren´t even the same species as you and you still don´t even care.

it also does social justice aspects right like the fight for freedom and the conflict of tribes. unlike spiderman which just randomly drops sjw crap like "muh slavery" or "muh Indians"
and most importantly they created their own characters to tell their story instead of taking characters from the old movies and changing them again unlike spiderman which vastly changed age, skin color and personality of most of their characters

>>93878718
hooray
lizard shit
FUCK

>>93876783
The 25 mill difference was to pay for RDJ's diamond encrusted lifts. It's part of his contract.

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>>93880605
> ethnic re-casting and a character being a stereotypical counter-culture teen is SJW bullshit crammed down your throat

Fuck off you jaded little cunt. Cry me a river when they introduce gender fluid and trans representation, because until then nothing in Homecoming is fucking serious SJW shit. The whole point of Zendaya's character was that she was the typical disillusioned teen going through an empowerment phase regurgitating contrarian factoids like any weekend warrior feminist would. Fuck you and your stupid meme riddled brain. Try having an opinion of your own once in your fucking life.

Still bet you had no fucking problem with Will Smith playing fucking Deadshot, but oh no, it's only SJW pandering when the MCU does it.

>>93882180
More and more I'm getting the impression that people on /co/ form their opinions based around what they think is cool or should be cool. Like a bunch of kids trying to pretend that the more adult something is the better it is.

You know, like how people on /co/ were constantly trying to hype the Zack Snyder DCEU movies as being good because they aped superficial grimdark themes and "serious" storytelling, but the MCU is nothing but quips and light-hearted little kid stuff for casuals.

People really show their age around and trust me kids in this thread, once you become a grown-up you'll see that consumption of media is more about indulging in the thing you enjoy rather than worrying about what is cooler or what does what better.

Seriously though I miss the days when the average age on 4chan was 20-30, it's like there's an endless turn-over now where by the time anyone hits 20 they get bored of this board and move on with their lives so we're stuck with nothing but an endless revolving door of tweens and teens.

Does anyone remember when movies were described as good or bad based on the movie itself rather than how much money it made?

>>93882238
BUT MY OPINION DOESN'T COUNT IF I CAN'T PROVE IT WITH NUMBERS!!!!

*stomps feet*

>>93875143
it's apekino you retard

Does War have anything for him other than "muh humans are evil"?
I'm getting this from the trailer.

>>93882427
No it's monkino

>>93878454
When he did the point blank laser blast and burned through the GENO's neck I wanted to stamp my feet and beat my chest. Never had quite such a primal, visceral reaction to a film like that before or since.

>>93877965
Logan is extremely overrated as it was the samev reluctant-hero Wolverine story we've been getting for almost 20 years full of the typical FoX-men weak lore (can't think of a better word) and villains so lackluster they were literally the incarnation of what Deadpool parodied. And I'm saying this as someone who really liked it. If it wasn't for the r-rating and the character's departure it would be regarded similarly to The Wolverine, because they were basically the same movie, and i don't mean this as an insult because i didn't mind that one

>>93875101
It has "war" on the title, action filled!

>>93875101
APED

>>93875192

Loool yeah, thanks for speaking for the entire board anon! That's definitely true and you're *absolutely* not a catchword memeing faggot!

>>93875101
Going to see apekino in a few days. I won't watch Iron Lad. Don't even care about pirating it.

Unsurprising honestly.

Think about how many bad spiderman movies there's been. Alot of people probably just shrugged it off as another one the moment they heard about it.

Meanwhile PotA is a movie that generates nostalgia.

>>93875101
Theyre both good, but Apes was better.

>>93882838
>Meanwhile PotA is a movie that generates nostalgia.

Only if you're 40+ years-old, Planet of the Apes isn't a big franchise with young people as it was back then.

Like the people who obsess over Star Wars these days wouldn't sit down and watch Planet of the Apes without falling asleep or calling it cheesy schlock.

>>93875101
Based, War was great but not as good as Dawn. It deserves a massive box office gross compared to the shit other studios are shoveling out these past weeks.

Can't wait to see Reeves' Batman.

>>93876783
Planet of the Apes didn't have any big name stars attached aside from Woody Harrelson but he isn't a box office draw. Besides, I doubt any big star would want to play an ape in these movies since you wouldn't recognize them under the motion capture.

>>93883014
As expected from the generation who swallowed Force Awakens.

Any good ape comics? I see there's a sale on at Comixology.

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>>93877835
>MCUshit post Winter Soldier
>Anything above decent

>>93879107
>SS
Oscar
>WS
Reddit awards

>>93882180
>>93882236
>Muh DCEU
Is there anything MCU Pajeet won't blame DCfags for?

>>93878167
>>93878167
>That Batman in the left
Cheeky cunt

>>93875101
Spider-man Homecoming is not related to /co/

Get out /tv/

>>93875101
whatever it's still gonna make more than any DC movie

>>93875101
Don't drag me into this, I've said from the moment they cast Tom as Kid Arachnid it was gonna be shit.
His name is Spider-man, just give us a fucking man already.

>>93882180
>Fuck off you jaded little cunt. Cry me a river when they introduce gender fluid and trans representation, because until then nothing in Homecoming is fucking serious SJW shit.

In five years with the introduction of of gender fluid and trans representation:

>Fuck off you jaded little cunt. Cry me a river when they introduce species fluid and otherkin representation, because until then nothing in Spider-Myn is fucking serious SJW shit.

>>93878167
I notice there's a lack of Deadpool laughing and Leto upset there.

>>93884551
Well, it started with Lego Batman and the others were added as their movies came out. Evans is the exception for honorary meme status. Adding Leto would only prompt the fanboys to cry MUH OSCAR

>>93875101
I predicted that Spider-Man would get APED so I'm not mad at all.

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>>93875101
sounds like an actual spider comic

>>93878469
Yeah, there was way more anti-BvS shilling back then. I don't think a single movie on earth was shilled more against than BvS.

does this mean the cape movie bubble has finally burst? people would rather ape than cape?

>>93885582
Wonder Woman. It just means Marvel is dead and should be buried, you know, for mercy.

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if the movie underpreforms only 2 things will happen
>Feige convinces Disney that Sony was at fault for Homecomings problems and buy the full rights back with the sequel soft rebooting
>Sony fucks off again with the rights and rewrites the upcoming spidey spin offs to include Tom Holland spidey and rebuild a new spidey universe from there, they already had their MCU promotion so it wouldnt matter
either way Spider-man is fucked

>>93879107
It was though.

>>93879620
>It didn't make any normative statements on whether or not nature or people were good/bad.
I think that was the point. It let you make your own conclusions while Avatar said to betray humans for the sake of nature. That's why he used them both for his scale.

>>93875101
/co/ hates Marvel you dummy.

>>93875257
Beneath is good.
Made better by the fact that Chucky H hated POTA and only agreed to return if he could blow Earth to smithereens to hopefully kill any franchise.
Hahah

>>93875101
Piece of shit beats piece of shit.

>>93885898
wrong

They were both really enjoyable movies and I'd maybe even say that Apes was better, but if I had to pick one to re-watch it'd probably be Homecoming. It's a longer, heavier movie and thus isn't something I'd grab outta redbox for shit and giggles. And I think that's where it's going to inch ahead; on repeat and home sales.

>>93875259
You think anyone here cares?

>>93876896
/tv/ is cancer.

Boom's Apecomics are really good

war of the planet of the apes is so fucking emotional everyone in my theater was crying.

>>93885581
That's because there wasn't a single movie shilled harder than BvS before its release.

>>93887695
he's right

I'd rather see Planet of the Apes.
Dawn was the best jailbreak movie since The Shawshank Redemption, Rise was a great Shakespearean post-apocalyptic film so my hopes are sky high for War

>>93877716
The amount of promotion it's getting on TV has me legitimately worried.