Which one is the best dad?

Show us a lewd image of all and we'll talk

Bob is best father. If you mean in a taking care of his family kind of way.

Bob is the only good father

>>93874752
Fry

>>93874752
Bob
Homer is second. he screws up a lot but usually makes up for it.

>>93874752
>Bob
>Homer
>Cleveland
>Stan
>Peter
In that order.

>>93874777
Faggot

>>93874752
Bob easily. He's the only one whos not a total and complete moron.

>>93874752
I'd say from best to worst;

Bob
Cleveland
Homer
Stan
Peter

worth mentioning the gap between Stan & Peter is a pretty huge one(and there's a noticeable gap between Bob and Cleveland, if not as big), and if we were including Hank Hill, he'd probably be tied with Bob

>>93874752
Bob is the only father who actually acts like a father. Peter is by far the worst.

>>93874752
Cleveland

Bob, 90s Homer, Cleveland, and lastly current Homer, Peter and Stan are tied for last. Though of those in last, Stan would be the best guy to hang out with. He's just a terrible father is all.

>>93874752
Bob, it's not even a argument, Bob is a good person and good father and he looks like Archer so he probably have the others beat in looks too.

The fact that he is basically the straight man in the family definitely helps too, arguably it is Linda that is the "WACKY SITCOM DAD" and Bob that is the "DOWN TO EARTH SITCOM MOM".

>>93874808
Agreed

>>93874808
yep

Bob

Cleveland
Homer
Stan

Peter

>>93875052
Peter is a mentally retarded man who constantly brutally abuses his entire family at random, without warning, without giving any kind of reason. Stan is a regular dumb guy who assaulted his son in a misguided attempt to toughen him up. Stan is a regular abusive father. Peter is a psychopath.

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who's a better dad, Bob Belcher or Hank Hill?

>>93874752
Alt Title: Which is the Worst Dad

>>93875836
Bob is supportive, flexible, tries to understand his kids to the best of his capabilities.
Hank Hill is a dense brick of a man. Reliable model, but not the best in a crisis.

>>93874752
Homer. Thread closed

>>93875836
They're both good fathers. Hank may misunderstand his son at times but he always goes out of his way to connect with him and guide him to make the right decisions in life, and is a great provider. Bob too is a very understanding, capable father who does the best he can to support his family.

Bob and Hank were better fathers than most of our own fathers

Bob is the only decent person in that image.

>>93875900
Peter. Not a moment's hesitation.

>>93875900
>Alt Title: Which is the Worst Dad
>Peter
>/thread

>>93875052
I think you're selling Stan short. Of the five Stan most consistently provides for his family, and he takes more of an interest in his kids than Homer, Cleveland, or Peter do. Yeah he doesn't connect with his kids as well as Bob, but in all fairness Stan also has Hailey for a daughter and that's a huge fucking handicap in the "who's a better parent" category.

>>93875952
Hank did save Arlen by destroying part of Arlen...

>>93875952
Hank seems dense on the surface, but you'd be surprised at how much effort he is willing to put in to correct himself and try to connect with his family. He's also the single best person you could have in a crisis; he never panics and is takes decisive action to save his loved ones (the dude has saved himself and/or family from a tornado, a sinking pontoon boat, an angry mob of football fans, a horny mob of college kids, and the Megalomart exploding from a gas leak)

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>>93874752
Where does Cotton Hill rank on this list?

>>93876004
And Steven's a pretty damn good kid for a sitcom cartoon...

>>93875900
Peter and it's not even remotely close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TboCCJntYk

>>93876004
Remember that Stan stalked and beat the shit out of Steve for about a week. He's definitely in "abusive father" territory.

>>93876075
Around or below Peter. He didn't even know about his first son, was the reason why Hank was born in New York, & literally named his late-life baby Good Hank. What an asshole. Even George Foreman wasn't as cruel when it came to naming his sons...

>>93876145
>Even George Foreman wasn't as cruel when it came to naming his sons...

He named literally all of them George, right?

>>93876160
Yup. But he has nicknames like Red & Little Joey.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Foreman

>>93874752
Bob is the best dad there.
He atleast somewhat understands his kids, rarely is he antagonistic towards them, and sacrifices a lot for them.

Homer, Cleveland, and Stan are all about the same. Depending on the episode they can be well meaning idiots or selfish Jerks. But they tend to never get their kids like Bob does.

Peter at this point is a straight up monster to his family.
>>93875836
They're about equal in their respective towns.

Hank sort of tones Bobby back because where they live eventually that'd get him ostracized. He actively tries to shape Bobby into a respectable man. But he's bad at communication and doesn't get Bobby most the time. Though on occasion he can be insightful.

Bob just lets his kids do whatever, but they live in a town of freaks so it's not like that'd really cause them much trouble. He just reigns them in when it looks like they could legitimately get themselves or others hurt. But he's all about letting them make their own mistakes and being there to help them recover and understand.

Bob is easily the best father.
He hasn't shot, stabbed, strangled, abandoned any of his children and has not once intended any malice towards them.

...Did Bob ever forget a kid back home or something? He might have done that so I don't know if that counts as abandoned.

>>93874752
Bob is by FAR the best. He's a genuinely loving, supportive, and mature father. I wish Bob were my daddy...

>>93875992
Both questions are clear and unanimous. Bob is best, Peter is worst

>>93875836
Hank, str8 up
it takes a good dad to be ultra supportive, it takes a great dad to know when to tell you no, but learn to let you do some stuff if it's ultimately harmless if not actually good for you

>>93874752
not the white ones

>>93874808
Bob > Stan > Homer >> Cleveland >>>> Peter.

>>93874783
Seconding this.
Only one not written as a TOTAL idiot, too.

>>93874752
Hank Hill

>>93875952
Bob's a doormat who refuses to stand up for himself unless it's done in secret, is letting his kids go rampant to the point where his daughters are a sociopath & an autist while his son's a retard

>>93876075
compared to Hank? he's an awful father
Hank made Bobby, all Cotton made was Hank

Neither. The Simpsons was never good, Bobs burgers is double Simpsons, Family guy is retroactively never good, and American Dad and Cleveland show are copys of Family guy. The true answer is Hank Hill.

>>93876790
He tried to discourage Gene from being successful in baseball...

Bob does make his kids work though.

>>93876790
>>93877087
he also apparently took the word of some little shit that his kids are just out trick-or-treating, never looked for them any further, went trick-or-treating with Linda, & they almost died in that episode

>>93875836
Bob.

>>93874808
Perfection

>>93874752
Bob>>(Cleveland)>>>>>Stan>Homer>>>>>>>>>Peter
I really haven't watched much Cleveland show but I don't remember him being abusive, which is a step up from 3 of those guys.

>>93876790
>has not once intended any malice towards them.
There was that time with Beefsquach.

>>93874752
Bob easily.

>>93875836
Hank is a mediocre father.
Sure Bobby won't turn out worthless, but he'll still think he is.

>>93874752
Bob>>>>>>>Cleveland>Homer>Stan>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Peter

>>93875836
Bob. Hank's issue is that he doesn't support Bobby unless it's directly what HE wants for Bobby. He's firm and honest with his son, but he is really shitty towards Bobby sometimes just for not being a model of Hank's standards.

Bob makes mistakes, but he will go to hell and back to make his kids happy, but just as well will make choices to make them harder workers.

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>>93874752
There is only one choice

>>93877563
>episode where Hank makes Bobby a puppet of himself so he knows that he likes him over a version of him that's into sports
>episode where Hank plants Bobby's flowers in his front yard because he knows they mean something to him
>first episode was all about Hank telling Bobby that he'll love him no matter what he does b/c he's his son

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>>93879305
>episode where Hank arranges to get Bobby's troll dolls thrown away
>episode where Hank sends Bobby off to millitary school to toughen him up
>episode where Hank makes Bobby smoke an entire carton of cigarettes
For every time he was a good dad, there were two he was a shit dad.

>>93874752
Homer would have had this in the bag a long time ago, but that time is lost. Bob reigns supreme now.

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>>93874752

Of that batch, Bob.

Best cartoon dad is Heinz though.

Bob>Stan>Homer>Cleveland>Peter

Of course old Homer, despite being an idiot, was actually a pretty alright dad and might have been better than Stan. Bob's of course objectively the best. He's just a genuinely alright guy. Hell, in his marriage his wife is the goofy one where he's just slightly eccentric.

>>93875836
Hank Hill is a wiser 90's Homer desu

Bob Belcher knows how almost any situation plays out and even frequently calls it out, but still willingly goes through with it for his family.

His wife doesn't deserve him.

>>93874752
Bob.

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>>93874752
Peter is DaddyoFive tier.

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>>93874752
>tfw I wanted to write a crossover of King of The Hill and Bob's Burgers about Bob and Hank competing in a grilling competition but have zero creativity

>>93874752
Bob > Hank > Archer Bob > Archer > Stan > 90s Homer > Cleveland > Homer > 90s Peter > Peter

>>93879780
When did he arrange to get the Troll Dolls thrown away?
And from what I remember Hank thought the Military School was an honor and was bummed he didn't get that rite of passage, and in the end the school was just a regular school until Cotton took over and Hank rushed in to stop him.

Hank was definitely a better dad more than he was a bad dad, and when he was a bad dad he was usually just ignorant.

>>93874752
Homer is obviously most iconic but Bob is the best

>>93881440

archer is a better dad than archer bob is. for the little time abbi has been around, hes taken bullets for here that her mom planned, willing to negotiate with bullies that almost killed him in order to get her into a good school, and i willing to deal with her mothers bullshit to be in her life, which she doesnt even leave him with custody in case something happens. all this in a child that was made with his seed without his permission. archer bob didnt even remember tinas name

>>93876087
Stan was just trying to be an American parent and teach Steve to kick niggas ass when they're messing with him

>>93874783
with kids like that?

no way

Bob Whatshisname is by far.

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>FOX dads

I'll put them all through the fucking wall!

>>93882285
Come on, Frank is not a good dad. A sympathetic dad, but not a good one.

>>93879780
>>93879305
Wasn't there also an ep where Bobby some how got involved with a guy (who was voiced by Johnny Knoxville I think) that ran a Portable Toilet business. Turned out Bobby had a knack for the business and the guy was making a very good living off it, but Hank was disgusted by it, to the point where he couldn't even accept eating at the guys place, so he convinced the guy, who was a pretty decent guy, to get Bobby to give up his interest in the business?

>>93882747
Yes, Hank was basically in the wrong in this one but the writing contrived to make him right, Bobby starts his own waste collection business and his first job is at a frat house, and the bros just kind of make fun of him and make his job harder in front of him. Hank later amends the issue to it being easier for the guy to make a living cleaning shit because he's good looking and charming, whereas Bobby is portly and goofy, but that's a cop out because Bobby is just as charming and he's grow out of being a goofy little tween someday.

All told, this was one of the later episodes of the series so naturally it kind of sucked.

>>93874869
Hank Hill would be the top. Bob's a good guy and dad, but his kids are a bunch of little shits. Bobby's a bit of a dumbass, but in a more realistic pre-teen boy kind of way.

>>93875247
I prefer Linda as a wacky sitcom mom who isn't a total utter bitch like Lois and to a less extent Francine who has her moments but is nowhere never as bad as Lois.

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Ah,But who is the worst dad with no redeemable qualities?

>>93874752
Fred Flintstone

Since Bob is best dad, how does Archer stack up?

>>93883175
He's a terrible father but he can try his best at being a terrible father. You know, just like Malory.

>>93883010
you won

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>>93883010

Pre-cancellation Peter

>>93874752
unironically Bob

>>93874783
takes too much crap on behalf of the family.

the others take too much crap on the family for his behalf.

>>93874752
>including all the Seth MacFarlene dad's
KYS

>>93874808
/thread

>>93874752
Bob, by a wiiiiide margin.

>>93882747
>>93882858
I just thought it was a strange episode in general because Bobby's defining character trait is he wants to be a comedian. Seems strange that he'd suddenly be like, "no picking up poop is better!"

>>93883010
Clay was shitty person and father, but he's so self-loathing and pathetic that he pretty much deserve what he got, his wife is also quite an awful mother as well.

>>93884528
easy money is easy?

that and he can use it for his comedy act?

>>93874752
Bob, by a long shot. Why is this even a question?

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Alright /co/. You seem pretty settled on the best and the worst. Now try the moms.

I think having Bob is too easy.

How about we remove Bob from the equation. Now whose the best father?

>>93875836
Bob cares about his family and he can be a fun guy to hang with.

Hank cares too but he can be real stubborn on subjects he's unfamiliar with.

>>93874808
Works for best husband and best father

>>93885422
Why? The best mom is Marge and there isn't even really any room for debate.

>>93885422
>Linda
>Marge
>Donna
>Francine
POWER GAP
>Peggy
>Lois

>>93882858
>Hank was basically in the wrong in this one but the writing contrived to make him right
Welcome to KOTH.

>>93876965
So Cleveland and Homer?

>>93885772
Francine's a terrible mom, she definitely belongs in the shit tier.

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Where does this guy rank?

>>93885772
>>93885907
I put Linda in front of Marge because Marge while effective as a mother can at times be a pushover to Homer, Bart and Lisa especially in the later seasons. Linda can be wacky and clingy especially to Tina but she a good parent who loves and takes care of her children.

I don't know much about Donna, but she seems a lot more reasonable than Lois, Francine is too unpredictable to tell how good she, but I'm putting her in the shit mom category due to the tone of the show. Peggy is way egotistical and holier-than-thou but has good intentions and cares about Bobby. But Lois developed a cruel, spiteful horrendous bitch who openly doesn't care about her children especially after the show was de-cancelled.

>>93885921
Jerry isn't really abusive, just completely inept and pathetic. Beth despite being more successful in a way is by far the worse parent of the two due to her getting most of her worst traits from her unpredictable dad's side.

>>93882285
Frank is a regular dad of the 70's so his methods are a bit questionable, he's reactionary but wants his kids to do well but often doesnt get into the meat of whatever issues he's kids are having trouble with and only really deals with the surface stuff unless instigated to do otherwise.

also he can be a real piece of shit especially with sue the second season really highlighted that for me and I hope they show us why that is

>>93885958
>I put Linda in front of Marge

So you're retarded? Those kids would be fucked without Bob. The only reason Linda looks okay as a mother is because Bob makes up the difference.

Caring about your child isn't enough, Stan Smith cares about his kids and he's almost as bad a dad as Peter.

Marge cares about her kids and is actually good at being a mother, Linda just cares.

>>93874752
Bob>Homer>Stan>Cleveland> Roger>Shit>Peter

>>93874752
never watched the show with the mustach in the middle is it fun ?

>>93885422
>>93885772
Francine is a shit mom but not a shit wife. If that makes sense.

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>>93882285

Just try it.

>>93883845
Clarissa's dad has a stable, well-paying job at the very least. Orel's dad can't even manage that.

>>93885422
Marge.

>>93889063

>Orel's dad can't even manage that.

clay is the mayor of the town.who cares if clarissa dad has a stable job? hes a fucking predator.

>>93886820
Yeah it's pretty great

>>93889063

so you'd get fucked for a cookie?

>>93885921
Jerry is an OK dad. There's a lot of things he could be doing better, but he's far from the worst. But even that is enough to put him above all the MacFarlene dads.

Hank
https://youtu.be/h1FLRlVnHJQ

>>93874752
random rant: Family guy is garbage show that tries to do the main characters are horrible people without any charm so it fails miserably.

>>93874807
Homer literally strangles his son

what's wrong with peter?

>>93893627
He deserves it.