i09 Ranks the Best Spider Woman

Here's their "Best Spider Man" list which I'm pretty sure isn't liked by any spiderfan but have a laugh if you want.
http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-greatest-spider-men-of-all-time-ranked-1796693647

>>93869560
>1) Jessica Drew
Why do people pretend to like this character? No seriously, why? Even her original old comics were boring as hell. She was created to get a trademark.

>>93869742
Lesbian potential with Captain Marvel?

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>>93869742
She makes teh funny bantz, and she is for sexual. What's not to like?

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>>93869715
>Mac Gargan
wut

>>93869715
It's Miles isn't it
>looks at list
Yep. They picked Miles as #1. Should have saw it coming.

>>93869823
She's boring, her powers are lame, her costume is terrible, and her backstory is terrible.

>>93869715
>>93869832
>Miles
Fucking faggots. Their reasoning is "hes in high school" and "he has so much potential" which is code for fucking horseshit. Sure Peter was fun in high school, but only casual idiots keep parroting he should remain there when telling stories.

>>93869715
>#1) Miles Morales
>We’re well aware this is going to be a controversial choice. Peter Parker is an adult now, with responsibilities and experiences and ties that have propelled him far beyond his origin as a relatable, good-hearted teen who was trying to use his great powers to do what’s right; he already knows the lesson at the heart of the Spider-Man identity.
>Miles Morales—Peter’s replacement in Ultimate Spider-Man and now occasional ally in the main Marvel Universe—is still learning to be Spider-Man, in a world far more complex than the one his predecessor faced, and thus embodies the original concept of Spider-Man more than Peter himself (as evidenced by the fact virtually all Spidey TV show and movie adaptations take Peter back to youthful, innocent origin that Miles exemplifies).
>Miles isn’t just a fantastic character still full of promise, he’s a character that can tackle the legacy of what it means to be Spider-Man while also being a modern reflection of the world he lives in. Peter Parker may represent Spider-Man’s legacy, but Miles Morales is the future of one of the greatest superheroes of all time.

>>93869900
>Miles
>potential
More like shitential.
He's a boring plank of wood.

>>93869829
He was called Spider-Man publicly during Dark Reign while he had Venom
The only thing I remember him doing was getting completely rekt by Ms. Marvel during Siege though.

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>>93869858
>costume terrible
This was when I knew you weren't serious

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>>93870007
Anon...

>>93869968

he was also drugged up most of the time and acted like a whiny bitch most of the time.

>>93869715
>>93869936
>HE'S A GOOD KID!
>HE'S TOTALLY FULL OF POTENTIAL!
>HE'S IN HIGHSCHOOL AND LEARNING THE ROPES!
>ITS TOTALLY NOT JUST BECAUSE HES BLACK AND WE WANT BROWNIE POINTS!

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>>93870039
W-why are you posting that goofy tumblr fanart? It's a good thing Marvel would never go with something that awful hahahaaaaaaa

>>93869560
Glad Mayday made it I guess.

>>93870007
It's terrible. Very very very very terrible.

>>93869560
>io9 still going
I thought the Hulkster took them down.

>Ultimate Jessica Drew under Vanilla Jessica Drew

>>93869968
What's the point of having a pet venom on your time when the sentry was wasting everyone everytime all the time anyway.

Just made venom look like a scrappy doo.

>>93869560
>1) Jessica Drew
>>93869715
>1) Miles Morales

Gross. Did Bendis write these lists?

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>>93870059
>brownie points

>>93869560
>>93869715
>taking io9 seriously
They are as bad as kotaku

>>93869560
>>93869715
both terrible terrible lists, from a terrible, terrible website

>>93870250
No, just Gawker.

>>93869742
because that costume kicks ass for some reason.

>>93869560
>Mayday not #1
it's shit

>>93870903
The same costume that triggered SJWs on twitter or the one they replaced it with after?

>>93871009
it was the pose not really the costume iirc

>>93869936
Stop trying to make Miles happen. Jesus christ, the shilling for this kid is unreal. Who fucking cares if he's in highschool? Every possible Spider-man story that NEEDS a school setting has been told, through 13 years of 616 history and 10 fucking years of Ultimate Spider-man.

I want to play a game, can someone describe Miles character, without mentioning his ethnicity? Come on.

>>93871092
They hated the costume too because it was sexist.

Why do you think they got rid of it?

>>93869968

He also ripped Namor's foot wings off. Then promptly got his tongue ripped out.

>>93871113
He's a good kid!
He's so friendly!
He's in over his head!
He's a newbie! (Even though technically he isn't).
These are all totally original traits never been done before.

Everyone bitching about Jessica but nobody notices fucking Silk over Anya?

>>93869560
>8) Mary Jane Watson of Earth-8545
God I miss Exiles

>>93869936
>being a modern reflection of the world he lives in.

I didn't know the whole world was full of black people, let alone full of people loving black people like American liberals do.

>>93869560
>1) Jessica Drew
No.
>>93869715
>1) Miles Morales
PFFTHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.

>>93871187
It's sucks, anon. I know

>>93869560
Peter Parker

>>93869832
It's gizmodo, not sure what you expected. Miles should be outside of top10 with how bland he is.

>>93870943
This, Mayday should be #1 with Anya and Ultimate Jessica following her and regular Jess at the bottom of the list.

>>93871137
The original costume was designed by a woman.

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>>93871295
a man of sense and taste

So when is Marvel finally going to admit nobody likes Miles? Serious question here, does anyone personally know someone who actually likes Miles for reasons that arent stupid?

>ultimate Jess that low
>Mayday not number 1

Shit list.

>>93871348
Does his costume count as a reason? If not, know one I know likes him for a good reason

>>93871328
And? Modern Feminism has taught us that the old wrong-thinking feminists were/are brainwashed by the patriarchy. Now put on your burqa.

>>93869560
>any Jessica Drew
>top 10

garbage tier list is garbage

>>93871348

I like him. I hope he gets a animated movie.

>>93871328
And it's considered sexist by today's standards.

>>93871425
He's getting one made by Sony Pictures. But it's also the Lego Movie guys so it may turn out good.

>>93869936
>as evidenced by the fact virtually all Spidey TV show
The 60s 90s 2000s cartoons had peter well out of high school and peter was only in high school for the first of both movies

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Fucking sucks that everyone creams themselves over Miles but no one gives a shit about the superior legacy spider

>>93871532
At-least she isn't written by bendis.

>>93869560
>Jessica above mayday who was THE BEST selling female cape of all time
retards
>>93869715
>Miles morales as best spider man
FAGGOTS
Litterally mastrubation the character with the same fucking plotlines over and over.

>>93871396
Which is?
>>93871425
Care to elaborate? Hes already getting one

>>93871428
How? Her original costume covers her from head to toe. The real reason these idiots chatter on about this nonsense is because they hate the female form be depicted in a attractive way chanting "unrealistic". Which in some cases, it is bullshit, because models and photoshop are a bitch in media. But most fall in line because they secretly hate themselves and its a known fact that women hate other women, especially if they're more attractive

>>93871672
He seems to be always push to being spider-man. Like he isn't doing it because his uncle dies. He is doing it because he want to be good person to people. Through bendis never explore his character and rather push events.

>>93871932
So he's boring, gotcha.

>Like he isn't doing it because his uncle dies

Again, Peter isn't Spider-man because Uncle Ben died, he's Spider-man because he feels responsible for his death because he could have prevented it.

>>93869560
>Spider-Gwen and Spider-MJ are higher than Ultimate Jess

This is fucking bullshit

>>93871932
Except wasnt there a thing were he DIDNT want to be compared to Spider Man? The idiot hates being referred to as "The Black Spider Man" and yet runs around in a black costume. Simple fact is Miles is just a retread of Peter

>>93871113
He's the straight man to everyone else's quipping.

>>93872076
>Except wasnt there a thing were he DIDNT want to be compared to Spider Man? The idiot hates being referred to as "The Black Spider Man" and yet runs around in a black costume. Simple fact is Miles is just a retread of Peter

Why do guys keep on getting this mess up? He want to be spider-man, not a token black guy.


>>93872034
>So he's boring, gotcha.

Not really, I kind of interest in his universe subplot and bombshell relationship.

>>93872122
>everyone else's quipping.

This isn't the MCU, pal.

>>93872266
>He's totally not a token, guys
>I-I like his storylines

>>93872391
>He's totally not a token, guys

No, I explaining why miles is upsets being called "the black spider-man".

>I-I like his storylines

Why would i pretend to like his storylines?

>>93872266
>>93872473
EXCEPT THERE ARE 2 SPIDER MEN AND ONE OF THEM IS WEARING A BLACK FUCKING COSTUME. Its Miles' own dumbass fault people call him that because there isnt any other way to distinguish the 2 when having a conversation.
>"Hey Spider Man saved that bus full of kids"
>"Which one? The red/blue one or the black one?"
>"The black one"

>>93872788
No, African American. Not "black spider-man", he doesn't care if people calling him "black spider-man". He don't want to be celebrate as a token Spider African American.

"Good job for being a black guy".

Heeey Mattie made it to top 10.
I know there ain't THAT much competition but that's somehow better than my expectation. I always feel like I'm the only one who likes her.

Though with everything that happened in Alias.... then grim hunt.. I don't really know why I still hold on tight.

>>93872893
Well blame Bendis and Luke Cage for that. Nobody should even be aware that he is black underneath that suit

>>93869715
>Ben isn't the best
Fag list

>Mary Jane is a superhero
Fina-
>In other universes
Ah, that explains it.