Are you ready for His glorious return co?

>>93867680
Shit. Guess I should have just waited a little bit longer. My bad. Your thread's better, anyway.

Aside from that, fuck Toffee. I hope Ludo mindfucks him hard enough to let Star kill him for real.

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>>93867749
>fuck Toffee

GLADLY

>>93867857
post cloaca

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https://twitter.com/DaronNefcy/status/885900894188863488
>We're also going to have a sneak peek from season 3 at the panel today!!!!

Anyone have info on this? What did they show?

>>93867986
https://www.tvinsider.com/272833/eden-sher-star-vs-forces-of-evil-disney-xd/

the clip at the bottom of the interview. Also we'll be getting an official book version of the spellbook

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>>93868049
That's a good interview. Eden Sher gets unfairly shit on a lot because she's not completely devoted to interacting with the community 24/7 like Daron and Adam, so it's nice to see more of her perspective on the show and her role.

>>93868270
It's way more interesting than the interviews she did around the series premiere, where she wouldn't have been free to talk about it much. Liked the insight into the acting process, thought it was interesting that she acknowledged having difficulties with the role at first.

I think she probably does enjoy doing the show but just doesn't want to get involved with the weirder fans.

>>93867680
They still haven't learned not to ever draw this character facing front? Look at that penis

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Pic of Star's new wand.

>>93868543
Excuse me?

>>93868551
What friendo?

>>93866971

Fucking stop.

>>93868591

New wand??

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>>93868543
HOLY SHIT
THE NEW INTRO WAS A FAKEOUT
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
I FUCKING KNEW IT
THE MADMEN

Star Vs. The Horses of Evil

>>93868672
Yeah. Thats. A. New. Wand.

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>>93868519
There's legit like only one boarder, Tyler Chen, who seems to be aware how you can still draw Toffee looking at the camera without making everything look completely retarded. In the entirety of Season 1 I think that's the only episode where you don't see him directly from the front outside of in-betweens that'd go by too fast to notice anyway.

Granted Toffee hasn't even really appeared much so maybe some others know what they're doing too, buy you'd think after a whole season to think about it they'd have realized what works and what doesn't.

>>93868543
Where did this come from?

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>>93868687
Like FUCK man
If the intro they showed is just for the movie that means fucking anything could happen by the end of it.
Fuck I'm hyped as shit again.

>>93868543
I THOUGHT I NOTICED HORNS ON TOP IN THE NEW POSTER

>>93868543
lies

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Don't know if anyone posted this

>>93868856
Nope

>>93868687
WHERE DID THIS COME FROM

Prepare your butts, this will be a night of drama.

>>93868943
HOLY FUCK I'M A RETARD

IT'S RIGHT AT THE TOP OF THE INTERVIEW AND I SOMEHOW NOTICED EVERYTHING EXCEPT THAT

I'm trying not to get too hyped up because I may just end up setting myself up for disappointment.

>>93868861
i just realized the spades on her cheeks look like little umbrellas

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>>93868861
>Esmé Augusta Bianco is an English actress, model, and neo-burlesque performer, best known for her recurring role as Ros on Game of Thrones.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XknFKseERVg
Haha, oh wow.

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Game of thrones

>you will never protect Ludo (Female)

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>>93868861
>>93869294
>>93869337
>Those "Season 3 is going to turn into Game of Thrones" posts earlier in the hiatus
>Eclipsa, the species-mixing Queen of Spades, is voiced by a prostitute from Game of Thrones
>This is a children's cartoon produced by Disney
What fucking timeline are we in anymore
I want to get off Daron Nefcy's wild ride

>>93869368
Ludo's a boy...

>>93868049
>that clip
I'm shipping them. I don't fucking care if he killed her mom, MonStar is a world that could have happened I know it.

>>93869454
Lido is some kind of bird/reptile creature so there's no visible dick, just a different hole.

>>93869294
The lewds of Eclipsa are going to be interesting.

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>>93869508

>>93869522
Apparently there was never a difference between birds and reptiles. Triceratops was a bird. Crocodiles are birds. Snakes are birds.

So I guess those shoulderpads were never real skulls then.

>>93869759
Wah?

>>93869825
They're flatter than Star's chest.

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>>93869860
Nothing is flatter than that. She's flatter than a machinist's ruler.

>>93869759
Do you really think a formerly sympathetic revolutionary would be wearing real skulls from a royal family he slaughtered? You've seen how many skulls he has around, there would have to be hundreds of Butterflies dead. It's all just a daring statement.

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>>93869908
stop bully star

>>93870033
I'm not being a bully. She's that flat and her chest is used to make sure that heads are flat after machining.

>>93870033
>>93870101
Boobs are overrated to begin with. Thighs are where it's at.

Unfortunately, she's pencil-thin there, too.

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>>93870150
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. Hourglass, bro, hourglass.

>>93870188
A pear is fine too.

What time is the thing?

>>93869978
I dunno I thought he could have desecrated a crypt or something.

>>93870218
it airs on TV at 11am eastern tomorrow.

it may be online at 3am though

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>>93868687
>>93868543
>yfw Dies Irae is somehow still alive.

Nefcy you madwoman.

>>93868687
If they're tweaking the OP, I have a strong, strong feeling that the shot of Ludo at the end of the OP is going to change, too. Glosserick floating next to him, even though he's in the castle earlier in the intro, just screams "we don't intend to use this shot very long". (although they could just remove Glosserick from it after the movie, but that just makes me wonder why they'd bother to put him there in the first place)

>>93870446
It's going to change for sure because the new wand design implies Star is somehow going to get half the wand crystal back. Can't do that if it's still in Ludo's hand.

What that means for the Ludo/Toffee situation is anyone's guess.

>>93868687
>>93870496

What if the star in the wand is a completely new one?

Toffee is over and done with after this movie, isn't he

This is his backstory and the resolution to the Ludo and wand business

He's no longer of use to the writers

Eclipsa will be the new Big Bad

>>93871067
I think this is the most likely outcome

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>two star threads

Where do you people watch cartoons? Kisscartoon has gone to shit so could someone help a /co/mrade out

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Watch the episode for free and legally as soon as it goes live on the app.

Step 1: Sign up for a free trial Directv Now account. It asks for a credit card but it won't charge you if you cancel within 7 days.

Step 2: Set your Directv Now password to something with only letters and numbers, no special characters. I know that's weird but trust me on this.

Step 3: Install the Disney XD app. Press the key button, allow access, and go to "Other TV providers" all the way at the bottom.

Step 4: Find "Directv Now" in that list. Then log in with your trial account, make sure your password has no special characters or it won't work.

That's it. You're ready to watch as soon as it goes live on the app, probably at 3 am.

>>93871317
Once is enough.

>>93871432
Why don't you suck my dick once

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>>93870289
You're reaching

>>93871317
An anon will be streaming it from their phone.

>>93871463
Oh yeah sounds great. Looking forward to camera phone pointed at a screen quality for the 50 people limited to viewing a free livestream.com account.

>>93871446
I mean, it's not like we can't tell that you aren't paid by Directv, shill.

>>93871449
What episode was that from again?

>>93871512
Youre a very smart boy when I am telling you to cancel your service before the trial is over so you rip off both Disney and DIRECTV. Shit brain

>>93871535
Sure, like someone's going to remember when a trial period ends. We know your game, shill.

>>93871551
Sorry about your homo brains not letting you remember what you had for breakfast.

>>93871584
Fuck off shill, you're in the other star vs thread too.

>>93871067
Boooooo that wpuld be disappointing desu

I want ludo to wear toffee's skull as his new helmet

>>93871584
Dude, stop getting baited. I've seen this shit before with some idiot pretending to bitch about some guy who posted free content on Bandcamp with a pay to download feature. He'd bitch about having to pay $1 to download a hard copy and everyone saying "just listen to it for free in your browser retard" was labeled a shill.

>>93871661
Someone who gets paid to advertise a service but acts like they aren't. IE: You, loser.

>>93871317
There's no need for this.

MissEps confirmed they were ripping the episode, as long as it appears on the Disney XD app.

For the S2 finale, it took 24 minutes for them to release a MEGA link once the episode appeared on the app.
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/90271834/#90272452

Also MissEps doesn't screen-capture or transcode/re-encode, they just rip the stream from the servers and stick it an MKV.

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>>93867680
Are you ready for his sudden death to make room for the real main villain?

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>>93871733
>>93871791

>>93871821
kek

>Threads will be derailed by autistic directv shill and later janitor-kun gets on his night shift.

>>93871881
He would delete these threads with or without the shill.

>>93869598
Toffee is a biiiiiird

>>93869447
Absolute madwoman

>>93871928
Kek literally translates to lol on World of Warcraft. When someone from the Horde side types lol in /say, members of the alliance side see kek instead. Not specific to Orcs.
Human Paladin: Dude, that Orc totally just pwned you.
Orc: Kek.
Human: Dude, now he's laughing at you. Kick his ass.
#lol #wow #world of warcraft #orc #horde

>>93869447
Does this mean /tv/ will start posting here now?

>>93871317
or just goto leakforums and steal a fucking account, retard

its 2017 and you guys are still paying for TV instead of leeching off stranger's accounts?!

>>93871979
Thank you

>>93872002
np

>>93871979
wait is that really where kek comes from?

Woo-ooh
https://twitter.com/daronnefcy/status/886015757859004418

>>93871979
That's really neat I didn't know that

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>>93872131
>When Disney picks up the 5th Season

>>93872169
Marco will never love a girl who has yet to develop breasts.

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Official book of spells dropping
>https://twitter.com/disneyhyperion/status/886012509894914048

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i'm really glad that we have more star's, but how the show is surviving with those ''decent'' ratings? did the amount of fanarts is saving the show?

Why do we think Eclipsa is evil? All she did was run off with a monster, but of course the royal family would shun her for that and call her a queen of darkness

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>>93872268
>That cover

>>93872273
apparently it's doing really well digitally

>>93872317
She also wrote a bunch of evil shit in the book, so at best she was a massive edgelord.

>>93872273
The ratings are shit, but not comparatively when you look at other Disney XD cartoons.

It's only next to stuff on basic cable that they look really pathetically low or like the show's "struggling" as /co/ often puts it when bitching about it, but for the channel right now they're normal.

>>93872317
all monsters are evil

therefore anyone who would love a monster is also evil

what do you not get?

>>93872317
because toffee gon die

>>93872369
what if eclipsa's chapter is full of swear words and crudely drawn penises that she put in there when she was 13

>>93872317
Reminder that race mixing was considered evil 100 years ago, same thing applies to mewni.

>>93872409
Race mixing is still evil to the Nips

>>93872369
You're right, that "constant, successive, unyielding orgasms" spell was a bit sadistic.

>>93868687
Any link to watch the intro with the new wand?

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>>93872273
The ratings are not accurate, Disney knows this. They only count the first airing of an episode, which for half of the second season was at a 7AM timeslot, airing several times later throughout the day. More importantly, the show has a huge amount of viewers through Disney XD's online/streaming services like their app. Disney XD itself is a premium channel, and Star Vs is their flagship show, so it also drives channel subscriptions.
Using indirect metric like social media buzz and YouTube views shows that it's not quite Steven Universe tier but it's still plenty popular, and has been growing fast since Season 2b.

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If Toffee dies I'll kill myself

>>93872476
I'm rooting for you Moon and Star! KILL THE LIZARD!

>>93872476
I think you're safe

although to be fair, define dies, since he is already a disembodied spirit possessing a wand crystal and/or Ludo

>>93872476
Toffee is like tzeentch, he has a plan with a backup plan that also has a backup plan if any of those plans fails it will set a different set of plana into motion.

>>93870101
>>93870150
Have you seen Moon or Eclipsa?
She'll fill out just fine
Jackie will be a hamplanet before hitting 20

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>>93872465
We just have a screenshot from this article:
https://www.tvinsider.com/272833/eden-sher-star-vs-forces-of-evil-disney-xd/

It's not going to be completely different, but they must be doing significant changes to the beginning and end, if Star has a new wand (and presumably something happens to Ludo/Toffee).

>>93872317
>Why do we think Eclipsa is evil?
Star's description of Eclipsa's chapter: "Power of darkness, forces of evil, eternal suffering, blah-blah-blah."

Also the fact that she booby-trapped her chapter to possess people who read it.

>>93872327
>NOT FINAL

>>93872543
Nah, nah. Star can't grow a chest. It will ruin the flatness standards set by scientists at Geneva.

>>93872543
>Jackie will be a hamplanet before hitting 20
Jackie isn't a latina, they start out hot and then turn into ugly so they can start their maid jobs.

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>>93872576
>Also the fact that she booby-trapped her chapter to possess people who read it.
In fairness to Eclipsa, if you can't handle a little demonic possession you probably shouldn't be messing with her shit anyway.

>>93872534
He's Sir Crocodile from One Piece, as an actual crocodile.

>>93872503
Unfortunately there are still a couple ways he can die:
>the promos sure seem to be hinting hard Star will use the Darkest Spell, "to see my hated foe devoured," etc. We know that if anything could kill him, that could.
>if Star gets the crystal back then SOMETHING must shake up the current Ludoffee bodysharing deal. Technically Toffee's probably in Ludo's mind now instead of the wand, but then what happens when he loses the crystal?
>Toffee's finger somehow gets destroyed and he's fucked, meaning he's either trapped in spirit form or just dies for good once Star takes him out. Because I might be wrong, but I think the finger's intended to rebuild his own body (though for the same reason he could live-- why introduce something like that if you won't make use of it later)
>He could job to Eclipsa at the last possible second and she becomes the new villain, because if she invented the Darkest Spell maybe there's some other instadeath stuff she knows too

I'm not betting on him dying, but seeing the new wand makes me no longer think it's a definite he lives either.

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I hope you all rewatched "Just Friends" through "Starcrushed" to get back into the correct mindset for suffering.

Man, the hype levels are off the charts... Sadly, I can't watch it tomorrow morning, because I'm going to a waterpark... AKA: Stairs & Slides. I'll be back when someone posted a MEGA of the epic.

when will General Toffee invade my pussy

>>93871067
>Eclipsa
>bad
Eclipsa did nothing wrong

>>93872835
She raced mixed with a monster, that's pretty wrong itself.

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What if Star gets cucked by her own grandmother?

>>93872835
Does bestiality ring any bells to you?

>>93872849
Just as /pol/ dictates.

>>93872862
I don't even go to /pol/

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>>93872860
sure rings my bells if you know what I mean

>>93872855
>tfw all of your in-laws hate you because you're quiet, awkward, and unemployed

>>93872273
It's Disney XD's strongest show.

>>93872268
insta-buy desu

>>93872724
Why does Star fuck everything up

What if Toffee tries to control Star the way he's controlling Ludo

>>93872849
>>93872860
It's not bestiality. They're sentient.

Is it bestiality or wrong when Star wants to date Marco or Tom considering they're both not her species?

Will season 3 continue being a documentary or will they finally start writing fictional stories?

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>>93872966
It would be extremely painful, probably wouldnt end up too well since their personalities are so different.

>>93872980
>Is it bestiality or wrong when Star wants to date Marco or Tom considering they're both not her species?
That's an entirely different can of worms.

>>93872855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLa-9yqgdFE
Likely

>>93871317
Is it releasing on the normal disney channel app as well? Because it has the same star vs. episodes on it

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>>93871979
by blindly citing UD you are only spreading the ignorance. there is a reason why this entry has 2k downvotes vs 4k upvotes.
>>93872002
>>93872071
>>93872139
ㅋㅋㅋ (KEKEKE) - HAHAHA in Korean basically - what korean StarCraft players were typing when owning their victims. Old SC didn't support utf charsets so they used the transcription. Later this lol->kek thing was observed in WoW as described. Given the already established meaning both things basically fused and now you only encounter it as KEK. Nobody knows whether it was a coincidence or a deliberate doing of Blizzard.

>>93872980
>It's not bestiality. They're sentient.
>Is it bestiality or wrong when Star wants to date Marco or Tom considering they're both not her species?
For Tom: obviously no because he's a demon.
For Marco: obviously yes it's wrong because she'd be racemixing. (also counts as bestiality because he's part-monster and half-mexican.)

>>93873061
Nobody will mind if marco and janna became a couple.

>>93873071
>Manna
the literal worst thing that could possibly happen

what time was it airing again

>>93873004
How? Because they're more humanoid?

>>93872966
That'd be neat.

>>93873093
No, it's the best ship. Jackie has no personality and star is flat as a board and it be like marco was dating a boy.

>>93873071
I will mind.

Princess Marco x Toffee all the way

>>93873071
Marco would. And also Star. And currently Jackie but no one cares about her.

>>93873121
Well, the newest poster for 'Toffee' makes me suspicious that he's at least going to try. Maybe.

>>93873124
>pairing Marco with a girl he literally hates

Might as well just ship him with Brittney

>>93873153
Which poster?

>>93873071
It's still bestiality because a. he's part monster and b. he's half-mexican.

>>93873188
No he's not and don't even bother using that monster arm episode as an argument. For what the writers are concerned he's gone for good.

>>93872702
The promo was about how Moon used the darkest spell on him years ago, and it didn't work. Though its possible Star will use it more successfully.

I see it going three ways.
>Star is better at edgy spells and does what Moon couldn't
>Toffee frees Eclipsa/regrows himself, she kills him
>Toffee frees Eclipsa/regrows himself, but it separates him from the wand shard long enough for Star/Marco to grab it, Toffee/Eclipsa villain combo for the rest of the season

>>93873184

This one
>>93868270

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>>93872946
Star's an idiot.
But she's our idiot.

>>93873217
it worked fine, she just didn't use it to kill him like she should have

why do you think he can't regrow that finger?

if she had aimed for the head we wouldn't have this problem

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>>93872966
That's kind of hot.

I'm interested in seeing how this plays out, but I was never really feeling "Toffee, barbarian revolutionary." I would have personally liked him better as a slick, suit-wearing evil efficiency expert in truth, not simply for a scheme.

>>93873238
Oh, okay

>>93873205
You're replying to someone who implied having sex with a half-Mexican is bestiality. Don't bother with such obvious bait.

>>93873096
Will be released on the Disney XD app at 3AM EDT.

Misseps will remux them and release them as MEGA links shortly after (probably 30-60 min).

>>93873313
I knew it was bait so I just called out the monster part.

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>>93873168
>a chink and a half-mexican
how terrifying i like it

>>93873316
So how many hours left for eurofags?

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>>93873339
So if marco married brittney does this mean the kingdom becomes a dynasty or a one party government controlled by the communist party?

>>93873262
I like, how this screencap continues to evolve

>>93873366
England is 5 hours ahead of EDT

>>93873217
I'm thinking specifically of all those promos showing the same blackish slime covering Star's wand.

Which could have nothing to do with anything and is just an advertising design choice, but could also mean Star tries it herself at some point.

So what's the deal with tonight? I hear the special is being put on the app at 3AMEST. How much longer after that will someone put it online? I don't want to wait until tomorrow to watch it!

>>93870496
>get half the wand crystal back
Or loose her half too. But I dunno what magic shenanigans should happen to Star and her wand then... That's just a wild guess for fun

>>93867680
I hadn't noticed the cheek marks on the skills, jesus

>New episode(s) tomorrow
>Right back to hiatus till the fall

O-Oh....

>>93873486
Implying she has one. Even without stuffing herself with dicks, it's probably gone for good because of all wild shit she does.

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>2 threads up
>one hasnt reached bump limit yet and is on page 3

>>93873556
Only until September. A month and a half, two months tops.

>>93873389
Thanks anon

>>93873316
Where is Misseps' disney XD page? I keep hearing about this Misseps person, but all i find is a Kamitsu page with Steven Universe previews.

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>>93873544
Yeah. Makes you wonder if the Queen had spades like Eclipsa.

>>93873291
I don't think it was a lie. We see that he was still acting civil even when he wore skulls. He was always an evil efficiency expert, that's why he was a successful general.

>>93873556
>He's not spreading out these episodes 1 per week
What a pleb

>>93873583
One person launched a thread, it didn't get very popular, and suddenly after it began to vanish all the Star Vs. fans poured in and made a new thread, not knowing there was already a thread

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>>93873291
I would have liked the suit to stick around more too, maybe fits his design a bit more or something (contrasts more with him being a monster who could probably tear you apart if he really wanted to), but I enjoy the implications about his backstory a lot.

Before Into the Wand it felt like everyone in the fandom read a little too much into "suit = professional = used to be a gentleman/nerd?" and so had all these headcanons for his past as being, like, a butler or servant to the Butterflys, or, even more cliché, a stereotypical teenage geek (usually in the Toffee/Moon pairings) who'd wear, like glasses and sweatervests and just be kind of a loser.

Him apparently being, in canon, this more openly violent, flamboyant/edgy, possibly overconfident military leader who just openly wears skulls is hilarious to me in light of all that. Like I was never into the above headcanons at all but even I didn't see that one coming-- though some did predict his past as a warrior by how he called Ludo's monsters "soldiers" a few times in one episode.

Though going back to the efficiency expert angle I do also wish we maybe could've seen more overt manipulation, but I guess we're past that part of the story. Know it went on with Ludo last season but we only saw one side of it.

>>93872899
Still you managed to get a waifu, not something we can all achieve anon

>>93873488
Could be anywhere from half an hour to an hour or two after 3 AM. I don't if this being a longer episode will affect the amount of time before we have a download.

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I've been away from the threads for a while, but I'm back despite popular demand with more writery.

This one took me about three times as long as I expected, but the good news is, a lot of the following chapter is already written. Just remember, you asked for it. Hope you're in the mood for some flavor, because I brought some more...

Sugar and Spice

https://pastebin.com/R43xiSvr

(Alright I don't know which the "real" thread is but this is the last place I'm posting this fuckin' thing. Don't mean to spam, there's just too many Star threads going.)

>>93873618
>watches a movie via pausing at random times and coming back a day later
what are you retarded?

>>93873583
OP apologised, actually.

Btw, you're assflaming so much, that your skin got covered with dark ashes (or shit)
>>93873634
Toffee is like a psycho G-Man

>>93873690
True enough.

>>93873717
I bet he faps the same way

>>93873748
I actually do

>>93873721
>assflaming so much
i was just curious you tiny spined fuck.
what i want to know is why people flocked here so quick 40 posts before the others bump limit

Whats the ETA on the movie on the app again?

>>93873828
3 AM and stream comes out 3:30 or so.

>>93873851
Hopefully the MEGA link won't be far behind. Merdista hopefully will come through.

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>>93873634
>brash and dumb
>does something stupid and pays for it
>decides to start using his head
>becomes far deadlier for it
>deep down still has the urge to just let loose again

Season 2 these threads were bumping. Surprised there isn't more hype.

>>93874282
/co/ mods made it hard to have hype.

>>93873940
MissEps confirmed she would rip it.

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>>93874282
Its cuz any thread with the title even remotely resembling "Star vs" in it gets insta deleted. So we gotta resort to making obscure, hard to search in the catalog, threads. We also make multiple threads at the same time, thus making any star vs threads more likely to get insta deleted.

>>93874499
Search function has spoiled you, it's easy to just scroll down to find what you want. But it does make it hard for those who want to filter star vs threads.

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>>93874499
Why does /co/ hate cartoons?

>>93874540
It's just one janitor and only during the night shift.

>>93874546
Is he Daron Nefcy's ex or what?

>>93874546
Dude, I think that might be Hotpockets, he deletes Homestuck threads, too

>Moon and Toffee dont even know eachother
MOONFEE BTFO
HOW WILL LIGGER LOVERS EVER RECOVER

>>93874520
>it's easy to just scroll down to find what you want
Not if most of the time the thread uses fucking images that is so hard to identify as coming from Star vs.

Fucking unrecognizable OP images or an Image of Jackie with the thread being about other /co/ shite with only a scant mention of Star vs.

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Oh shit.

When will this be on a mega or stream tomorrow? Don't want a fiasco with last seasons finale where we didn't record one of the segments.

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>>93869294
Friendly reminder when?

>>93874688
Go to bed and check Kim the next day

This has never failed me

Slow and steady wins the race

>>93874712
The fuck is kim?

>>93874688
in theory about 5 hours

also what happened with the season 2 finale was an error on Disney's part not the fault of anyone who rips and uploads stuff

The threads usually get deleted when you guys start dumping porn

>>93874670
Nice

>>93874712
Kim hasnt controlled Mega in years

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>>93874724
>he doesnt know

>>93874742
No anon, I don't. I show up in these threads for Google drive links, and then leave for a week.

>>93867680
I don't even watch the show that intently and I'm hyped. The writers have done a really good job at building up the suspense.

>>93874499
>hard to search in the catalog
Theres no reason not to use the classic neet.tv catalog

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>>93874670

>>93874763
kim isnt exclusive to these threads.

TOFFEE IS GOING TO DIE

Will the cytube guy make a come back?

>>93874776
If you like that you should go to the /trash/ thread might find some things to your interest there.

When does the shitposting start? Am I too early?

Hey guys
>5 minutes

>>93875033
When did the shitposting stop?

>>93875076
Till what?

>>93875076
5 minutes is the amount of time I will be alive after the movie if Toffee dies, because if he does I will be going out with him

>>93867857
Toffee legitimately makes me question my sexuality.

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>>93875076
IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES, MEWNI WILL EXPLODE

>>93874928
I'd stream it like usual if it doesn't get released early on the app, but there seems to be others willing to stream and I'd rather give them a chance to do it themselves. So if no other streams pop up by the it premiers I'll do it again.

>>93875152
No it doesn't. You were gay and reptilian all along

So are we getting this shit early, like other episodes?

>>93875152
Scalies unite <3

>>93875152
>t. Rothschild

Nobody is going to fucking die

>>93875173
By my calculations 5 minutes on 4chan is a lifetime of disappointment

>>93875152
>>93875186
Ligger-lovers begone!

>>93875272
But everyone here is already dead

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>>93875273
not if youre in a entertaining thread

>>93875125
>Implying anyone stays dead in this show forever
I'll believe it when the series ends and that goat guy is never seen again

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Soon

>>93875173
You already do this in /sug

Lydia abused Willoughby didnt she

>>93875319
Is jackie lesbo for hekapoo?

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>>93875323
must be a different poster, i stopped visited /sug/ since the Cluster got defeated.
I do this shit in /dbs/ though

I eagerly wait for the sun to rise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0krxH0dWhU

>>93875076
Someone post the pic

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F I V E H O U R S

>>93875173
freiza looks weird in super

>>93875351
No, the other way around since they both lust over the Diaz

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>>93875485
>5 HOURS

>>93875485
Uhh, is it 3am Eastern when it drops on the app?

>>93875543
I didn't realize it took me an hour of procrastinating until after i posted that.

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>>93875485
Five hours

>>93875485
Isn't it 4?

>>93875315
tell that to Moon's dead mother

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>>93875499
whatever do you mean?

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>>93875485
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>93875507
more like 3 and a half minutes

fucking lizard faggot

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>>93875485
F
I
V
E
H
O
U
R
S

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>>93875485
FIVE HOURS
I
V
E

H
O
U
R
S

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SORRY EVERYONE I MEANT

F O U R H O U R S

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>>93875606
4 MORE HOURS
THE CLOCK IS TICKING

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>>93875660
FOUR HOURS
O
U
R

H
O
U
R
S

>>93875660
four of them?

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>>93875694
YES
FOUR
OF
THEM

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>>93875660
>FOUR FUCKING HOURS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>93875713
FOUR MORE HOURS
MARCO BETTER BE READY!

>>93868687
So either Ludo/Toffee lose the other Wand half or the Wand gets fixed some other way. Hoping the latter, actually, because I kind of like Toffee using the Wand's power like that. Also man, that was fast. I didn't think the Wand would get fixed until much later in the series.

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>>93875639
Im not ready for this

Remember the 5 more mins meme?

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>>93875774
ITS DO OR DIE
FIGHT
I
G
H
T

>>93875584
I meant that man you posted.
I don't know what the fuck he is. But that looks not great.

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>>93875828

>>93875777
Ludo/Toffee lost it along with his life

because he DIES

>>93867680
Pretty excited about toffee, but I swear if Oskar is so as even mentioned in season 3 I will personally flip my shit. Oskar is by far the worst fucking character in the series, he has the worst character design and voice actor.

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>>93869566
>>93869908
good star & marco pics i somehow didn't have

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>>93875846
his name is Jiren and is of no relation to frieza.
hes a pride trooper

is it 5 or 4, make up you minds

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>>93875859
>implying that the Immortal Monster can die
Even if he does, he'll be back by next Tuesday. Fucker just won't stay down.

>>93875910
Timezones anon, timezones.

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>>93875899
I'm sure "pride trooper" sounds better on his planet.

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2 more hours

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>>93875910
>what are time zones
4 MORE HOURS

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>>93875910
3 AND A HALF

COUNT THE FUCKING FINGERS

>>93875910
It's 6.

>>93875910
It's 3AM EDT

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HOW MANY HOURS

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>>93875931
D-dont bully

5 MORE MINUTES UNTIL THIS THREAD EXPLODES

>>93875984
214 minutes

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>>93875102

When does janitor-kun get on his shift?

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it must be super embarrassing for Moon that Toffee still looks as hot as the day she mewtilated him while she just got old

like even if we're assuming Toffee ISN'T hundreds of years old he's gotta be like in his 50s now at the absolute minimum

actually I guess this goes for the first season only. Moon > possessed Ludo, even if it's not exactly a high bar

5 MORE MINUTES UNTIL LEWDNESS!!!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE MOON IS FUCKING DEAD!!!

>>93876071
Normally around this time.

>>93876083
The hair makes Moon look a lot older than she really is.

>>93872731
>Gonna go to the lake with the friends
>Go hope get high and watch the movie that night.

>BEACHDAY.jpg

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>>93875910
It's ___ amount of hours until some fuck uploads the MEGA

>>93872741
When you become a woman fag.

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>>93876136
BEACH DAY BEFORE HELL RISES
GET HYPE

>>93876127
the negative chin and thinner cheeks still give her kind of an aged look though. this is a filthy lie >>93876095 and if she looked like that even the ridiculous hair wouldn't hurt it

it doesn't help that we've seen her hair up more frequently than down

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https://www.rabb.it/
https://www.rabb.it/

someone please livestream it

>>93875976
What's that in GMT?

>>93873272
Is it bad I really want a body swap episode with this two?

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This is Star Butterfly. She is a magical princess from another dimension.

Let's all say something nice about her!

>>93876200
7AM GMT

>>93876229
she ugly

>>93876206
Star would return Marco's body as a broken, but satisfied mess

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>>93876229

>>93876229
FUCKING MEWNI GETTHEFUCKOFFMYBOARDGETOUTGETOUGETOUGETOUGETOUGETOUGETOUTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>93876229
she flat

>>93876229
>say something nice about her
She looks like she has the most delicious feet

>>93876229
She reminds me of my dead sister and that's a major reason why I watch the show

>>93876266
How'd she die?

>>93876266
was your sister as much of an autist

Star fucking sucks.

>>93874731
>>93874688
what segment was missing?

is little star no longer a thing

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>>93876229
Star Butterfly is an amazing pawn.

>>93876308
She got eaten by cat star

>>93876229
You're the worst character in your own show

>>93876329
*oskar

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Guys.. gotta admit this was the fastest I ever read through a thread. Very little substance here.

Let's talk about why you love Star Butterfly. I like her because she's kinda needy and it reminds me of my ex-girlfriend who I'm still kinda in love with

>>93876229
It takes a strong will to not only go through adjusting to life in a different dimension, but also be a retard while doing so.

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>>93876308
It could have been if you had been more careful with her.

I need a Ludo Redemption in my life

>>93876286
Car crash
>>93876287
She pretty much had Star's personality of being a quirky screw-up. I loved being around her

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>>93876308
>>93876325
om nom nom

damn this thread is dry as fuck

>>93876376
well everyones kinda waiting to fill that star shaped hole in their hearts with season 3, its just edgy anticipation at this point

>>93872966
What if he fucks up and ends up possessing Marco instead?

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>>93876229
she is a great friend

>>93876409
>star bulling star
I didn't even know I needed this

>>93876297
They put Starcrushed online hours before Face the Music

didnt they say it would go onto on demand too? Wouldnt that happen at 12? can anyone rip them?

>>93876161
Such a great picture. Thanks bruh