Disney Parks Thread: The Redhead Gets A Makeover Edition

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http://www.insidethemagic.net/2017/07/video-new-redhead-scene-amazing-barbossa-animatronic-debut-pirates-caribbean-ride-disneyland-paris/
https://youtu.be/ZViIysnxo6Y
>Just two weeks ago, Disney made the controversial announcement that a famous scene in Pirates of the Caribbean would be getting an overhaul. Now, Disneyland Paris is the first to unveil its updated classic attraction with some stunning results. Thanks to dlrpfans on YouTube and ED92live on Twitter, we now how our first look at the updated redhead scene as well as an incredible new Audio-Animatronic figure.
>Gone is the old bride/wench auction, replaced by one for “trinkets and charms.” The pirates now cry out with desires for treasure, instead of women. And the famous redhead has been given a gun to oversee the event. In French, the auctioneer kicks it off: “The auction begins, rascals! Make me an offer for these trinkets and charms. It’s a real treasure.” “Sell these by weight, captain!” replies another pirate. These, of course, are loose translations from French. It remains to be seen how the dialogue will play out in English when the US versions of the ride are updated in 2018.
Also, undead Barbossa.
https://youtu.be/kQZgYzs0B00
How does /co/ feel about this?