Who should he play?
>>93846581
Stilt man.
>>93846581
Hyperion
>Mysterio
>>93846581
One of the Elders of the Universe.
>>93846581
Green Goblin
with Jason Alexander as Doctor Octopus
>>93846581
The Leader
>>93846581
Kong.
>>93846622
What's the deal with Spider-People?!?
>>93846945
But Jason Alexander is Uncle Ben... which would make Jerry Richard Parker I guess?
>>93846622
>>93846945
I unironically want this
>>93846622
Only if they spend a movie with his as a supporting character to give realistic development to his relationship with Peter and Harry before he becomes evil.
>>93847028
Now we need to cast Julia Louis Dreyfuss, Wayne Knight, Jerry Stiller, Estelle Harris, Larry Thomas, Patrick Warburton, and Larry David
>>93846581
Machinesmith
>the number one superman fan
>being in marvel
Im still waiting for him to write "Seinfeld meets Superman"
>>93846945
>Kramer the Hunter
>>93847238
>Spider-Man has no female villains for Elaine to play
>>93847292
Black Cat
White Rabbit
Commanda
>>93847111
>no Michael Richards
Come on he was trying to be funny! He got frustrated and thought he would get some shock laughs. he's just... not that good of a comedian if you want to know the real truth.
>>93847362
He gets to be Kraven the Hunter
>>93847405
Nah, that's Milos
>>93847292
>>93847336
Donna Diego (Scream)
Though I honestly want to see her as Madame Web.
>>93847447
Yeah I guess that could work since Aunt May got deaged.
>>93847433
Okay, then Electro instead
>>93846622
>Ayy what's the deal with bridges?
>People walk on them and drive on them.
>These bridges must be pissed off about this.
>Anyway I saw my blonde ex-girlfriend Gwen the other day and she was shocked to see me.
>I told her "Why are you with this Parker guy? He's a stupid webhead! We had sex a few days ago and you told me you'd dump him!"
>She told me "I love him and I regret cheating on him with you! You are are 40 year old creep! As soon as he shows up I am going to tell him the truth!"
>Anyway, I was green with envy because this Parker guy had Gwen all to himself.
>Then looked at the bridge and had a brilliant idea!
>So I hopped onto my glider and picked up Gwen and I was about to throw her off the bridge.
>She was screaming for her life and then Parker, the stupid webhead, showed up!
>Anyway I look Gwen directly in the eyes and I tell her this "Hey Gwen, me and the bridge have one thing in common. We both hate being stepped on!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
>>93846901
came to post this
>>93846622
This
>>93846622
I need this
>>93846622
Can he cackle?
>>93847111
>Larry Thomas
Hammerhead?
>>93846901
A academy award winning director who hates superhero movies (which he calls capeshit, cultural genocide) because he can't get money to his pet projects. Then he decides to make a movie out of tormenting Spiderman, th eonly superhero movie he can respect.
Molecule Man
The Beyonder
>>93847888
5 star post
>>93846581
Arcade
>>93851010
>>93846945
>Jason Alexander as Doctor Octopus
>Larry Thomas as Hammerhead
Now they can recreate that whole storyarc where Ock romances Aunt May and Hammerhead got turned into a "ghost", AND call back to Seinfeld