>Anonymous of Earth. You have great rage in your heart...

>>93845293

FUCK YOU

I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING

GIVE ME.

FUCKING ASHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>93845293

Sorry, I will put my rage into something proactive.

>>93845368
>proceeds to shitpost on 4chan and masturbate all day

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BLOW IT UP

I'd rather have an orange lantern ring.

Greed is good.

>>93845293
I always thought Anon was a Yellow Lantern, because they run away from society

>>93845293
Oh hell no! I like my blood inside my body.

Being anything but a Green lantern sounds like shit

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Our true leader

>>93846597
What about white and yellow lanterns?

They seem to be very powerful without having drawbacks like the red lanterns losing their minds completely.

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>>93845293
Yay. All those years of self-loathing at last pays.

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>>93846636
DELET THIS RIGHT NOOOOWWW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>93845390
it doesn't get better than that

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actually, im quite mellow

>>93846647
>be yellow lantern
>constantly get beat up by Green Lanterns and superiors
>if you do anything wrong Sinestro murders you

>be white lantern
>go insane

>>93846714
>be white lantern
>go insane
Really?

>>93846714
>be orange lantern
>youre dead

>>93846753
You really think you're badass enough to be a white lantern?

Really, random guy on 4chan?

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>Be orange lanterm
>crave pussy
>take as much pussy as I can
>all constructs are dicks
>can't be stopped due to being only lantern
>victims do whatever I say
>give Dr Light a shit ring for reasons

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>>93846767
...no.

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>>93846835
Wouldn't lust fall under the Star Sapphire's end of the emotional spectrum?

I mean, I realize they're a "girls only" Lantern corps for some stupid reason, but I'm sure any /co/ anon could be eligible anyways through a sheer lack of masculine qualities.

>>93848329
Someone at DC said that anyone can be a Star Sapphire, but most men aren't worthy

>Autism lantern corps when Jones

>>93846647
What about blue lanterns?

>>93848476
There is no hope left in man
I'd get a blue ring anyway though

I wanna be a Blue Lantern

>>93848427
>most men
We had 1 man as a Star Sapphire for like 2 pages.
We never seen a man as one longer for that.
So no man is able to be a Star Sapphire
AKA I CALL BULLSHIT

>hating on red lanterns

It's the most powerful and has the coolest powers and abilities, except for the part you lose your mind.

>>93848717
One can always hope

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>>93848427
I really don't know what's worse. The dumbass idea of a Lantern corps that programs their rings to only cherrypick thin, sexy ayylmao women for recruitment, because the emotion of "love" is too pink and girly for men... Or the idea that virtually no men in the entire universe are eligible just by pure cosmic coincidence, even the ones that get assimilated from rival corps unwillingly.

The Star Sapphires were just an all around wasted concept. It's no wonder they and the Indigo Tribe are never discussed.

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>>93848717
>>93851067
these guys actually get it.

>be black lantern
SHIIIIIIIIIEEETTT

Eh, can't I be Grey?

>>93845293
A little bit of love and all anons would forget the hate. They don't deserve the red ring. they ar enot true victims

>>93851442
BOCCHI BALL MAKES ME ANGRY.

>>93851507

Like, calm down man. Or don't. Whatever. Its all good.

>>93845293
evacuate tumblr

>>93845293
You've got the wrong Anonymous, magic evil ring. I'm the clinically depressed Anonymous. The violently angry Anonymous is next door.

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>>93845293
Do I get to bone Bleez ?

>>93851350
I like the concept. Sorry you feel that way.

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>>93851753
The blood in your dick has been replaced by scolding hot red shit.

I mean, you can try, but it would be extremely painful.

>>93851874
I don't think Bleez will be in her period

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>>93845293
HEY, WHERE'S MY RED RING?!

>>93846835
Nah. It'd go more like this for you:
>Be Orange Lantern
>Autism ×10000000
>Larfleeze shows up
>Kills me
>I'm now part of his ghost army
>MINE.png

>>93852025

Fuck off Manta, you're too crazy!

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>>93845293
Give me a legion to go with it and I'm yours.

>>93851702
HEY, this does raise a question

What ring do very depressed people get?

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>>93852203
>not posting some khornies

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>>93845293

>>93845390
I wonder if anyone has ever tried to fuck a construct.

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Anonymous of earth you have great Arousal in your heart and dick.....

>>93852275
lol first thought in my mind after I hit "submit."

>>93845293
Yeeeeah! First thing we're gonna do with our new power is to drop a giant, red horse dick the size of Detroit onto Rebecca Sugar's house.

>>93845293
My willpower is stronger than my rage

>>93853890
>implying Tumblr didn't do that already after they found out she made Concrete

>>93852382
Larfleeze probably has

>>93851874
For you.

>>93846636
I'M MAD!

>>93851350
What would a manly Pink Lantern look and act like?

>>93845293
"FUCK OFF"!

>>93845293
better send that to /v/

>>93852474
You're not fooling anyone Dr. Light

>>93854955
Literally just a pink knight. Go full on corny chivalry shit. They've sort of abandoned the strippergram designs of the Sapphires anyway, so it's not like we need to do some kind of shirtless, assless chaps design any more.

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>>93854955
>People of Earth! I come to you with a powerful message that can save humanity from the brink of destruction and despair! Love is the answer! Love is what drives creatures to fight for their lives, to dream for a better future for the ones they care for, and the one they desire to dedicate their own life to! You deserve to feel love from another, as all living beings should! This noble power is within all of you, and with love, we can truly conquer all!

>>93845293
you're looking for /v/

>>93852382
Guy and Ice use it as a sex toy

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>>93851433
fuck

>>93857496
>>93857611

What ring is for /co/, then?

>>93845293
is there a ring powered by mediocrity? I'd do good with that.

>>93845293
I have emptyness in my heart. Wht do I get?

Pretty sure butthurt doesn't count as rage, so a Red Lantern ring would never be interested in most of you.

>>93854955
Remember the early SG1 epsiode where a NotMongol only had one wife because he had genuine affection for her. This guy for example.
Or some kind of alien animal thta usually only breeds and then fucks off, but took care of their children because mother got mauled by other ayynimal. We had cases of animals giving more sentience by the rings.

And this are just two idea I came up with in less then five minutes. It's not that hard.

Though they should quit that mind control love bullshit

>>93849619
Honestly, 99% of the reason there's no male Star Sapphire is because they wear pink. That's it. They can't think of a way to make a dude wearing pink look cool, so they don't do it.

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>>93854955
Someone who owns the pink instead of shying away from it.

>>93860342
No, it's because a man trying to beat a woman into submission so he can fuck her and kill her is too rapey.

But when a woman does it, it's ok. Could you imagine if a male Star Sapphire came after Jessica Cruz? It would be way too rapey.

>>93860733
You comment boils down to nice

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>>93845293
fuck off space nigger ring, we're full.

>>93848476
>be blue lantern
>dies
still wondering when they're gonna rebuild them

>>93854398
Storytime. What the hell are you talking about?

>>93845293
official boards ring:
Green:/k/,/fit/
Blue: /x/,/pol/
Red:/v/,/tv/,/co/,/r9k/
Indigo: /b/
Purple:/c/,/h/,/aco/
Yellow:/pol/ again
Orange:/biz/

>>93861309
How many corps are there that now a days consistently only have one lantern? Greed and Hope only?

>>93852240
Indigo

>>93861503
>Blue
>Pol
Im sorry what

>>93861415
A Gem that looks like it's wearing blackface showed in the art book that was just released and everyone but 4chan is having a shitfit over it.

>>93848427
>Men can't feel love

>>93861532
they hope. For Hitler to return, to gas the Jews, blacks and latinos, but they still hope.

I'm salty that no one has ever done this kind of story for a Blue Lantern. Hope is not always good.

>>93845293
FUCKING XCOM AND FUCKING RNG. 90% CHANCE TO HIT MY ASS

>>93861752
wrong board. But I feel you.
>95% hit
>it miss
>half of my team die

>>93854955
>Implying they'd make it manly and not a QT trap

Honestly, I'd like to think I'm worthy of a green ring. My only strength is persistence. I see my goal as unobtainable, but I slog on with my personal death march to get there. I have no hope, and only hatred towards my inability. Love is non-existent anymore, I haven't even spoke to my family for 4 years now, and I just had sex so people can bash me for being a virgin. What is the meaning of life if not to find something to conquer and make your own? To be the best, and prove it to yourself?

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>>93845293
Red lantern Ren Hoek.

>>93861503
The only people afraid of /pol/ are Shia Labeouf CNN and I wouldn't say the exactly inspire hope. I'd put them as Green, since they didn't give up during last election despite all the poll numbers. /tg/ would be Blue and /x/ would be Yellow

>>93861503
>green
>/k/
you wanna know how I know you browse /k/?

>>93852240
You don't.

>>93845293
But would the ring know the difference between rage, and rage used to mask sadness?

>>93861503
>Green:/k/,/fit/
>not /diy/ and /out/

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>>93845293
NO I FUCKING DON'T

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>>93845293
>>93852203
>>93852275
Your shrines will burn, your streets run with blood, your false idols shattered, your people slaughtered by the billions, your very planet torn apart… and the barest fraction of my hatred will not be satisfied.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

>>93845390
Do you jizz plasma afterwards?

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>>93857603

>>93854553
>implying he would ever give away any of his precious seed