>Climb aboard, Anon!

>>93839121
Not until Mabel and Steven get out

>>93839136
But Steven wants to sit next to you.

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>tfw actually rode the short bus in elementary school

>>93839164
Were you actually tarded or did you have to ride it for non tard reasons?

Ok!

*climbs aboard*

>>93839121
But im 6'3

>>93839136
Starfags not welcome anyway

>>93839154
Oh great now he's crying, What are you gonna do about it anon?

>>93839344
Fuck you. Had to ride that shit in high school.

>>93840481
He saw Star shewing on her "wand" again and he wanted some too but she won't share.

>>93839121
>no tongue marks on the window

What was riding the bus to school like?

>>93840694
Awful

>>93840694
back when I was in high school, the entire back of the bus frequently screamed "fuck" and "nigger" at the top of their lungs, and they also shrieked as loud as they could whenever the bus turned or hit a bump or sped up after slowing

>>93840694
This>>93840705 it's like the worse kind of people road the school busses whille everyone else drove to school.

>>93840694
Pretty fun sometimes. Terrible when the asshole kids decided to be assholes.

>>93839121
>mabel , steven and star
can i be the driver?

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FMK?

>>93840731
kek

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>>93839121
>No Clarence
What a shit bus

>>93840694
It was fine until highschool. Got to talk to friends and laugh at the stupid things the little kids said.

I wasn't allowed to drive to school until, like, the last month of my senior year. I either slept or listened to my MP3 player that year.

>>93840867
Fuck Wander, marry Star, kill Mabel

>>93840942
Why?

>>93840912
Excellent taste

>>93840867
Marry Wander, fuck Star, kill Steven and Mable

>>93839121

The door is on the wrong side.

>>93841090
not if it's a bastardized bus from america trying to fit in in England.

>>93840912
that's because clarence is to smart for the short bus

>>93840957
Mabel might be the worst character in a mainstream cartoon since Bloo, but unlike Bloo she never gets any retribution for her behavior.

Bloo also didn't ALMOST END THE WORLD.

>>93840694
the back of the bus was /pol/, the middle was /v/ and the front was tumblr.

>>93841274
>Bloo also didn't ALMOST END THE WORLD.

Are you sure? I could've sworn that was an episode

>>93840678

Why were you riding the short bus?

>>93841380
Maybe his school system couldn't afford full buses.

Wtf is short bus?

t. non-burger

>>93840867
Fourth should be "buy a sandwich for," or something like that.

>>93840694
The longest 15 minutes of every weekday

>>93841593
A bus for the retarded

>>93841687
>15 minutes
lmao try an hour and a half

>>93841593
Hell on wheels

Imagine being forced extremely close to the mentally ill for 15+ minutes as they will cried of absolute terror.

>>93840694
100 degrees and filled with niggers

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What other /co/ characters would be on the short bus? Teresa here belongs to it.

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>>93839121
Not short enough.

>>93841724
at that point you might as well have taken the city bus.

>>93840694
It was comfy when I got used to it. Still would have preferred to have my parents drive me.

>>93840694
Sucked most of the time.
>that one time in elementary the driver closed the door on me and my sister as we got to the stairs
>we told him to open it back up but he ignored us, and we ended up walking a block home

>highschool rides weren't too bad only because short bus = short rides and not as noisey save for the one or two actual tards

>>93841752
That or they wouldn't get off the bus when they got home, or would get off in the middle of the road through the emergency exit.

>>93840694
When I got to high school, I decided to sit at the front of the bus so that I could get off as quick as possible. This choice meant that I never talked to anyone on the bus, even though I had some acquaintances in the back. I am a sperg boye

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>TFW Walked to school for most of my life and had spent maybe a year and a half total riding school buses throughout my school life

>>93839121
I pity the poor soul who has to drive the bus.

Could use some more "PINK"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhg5sCUptvM

>>93841593
the bus used for the kids that were somehow even more mentally ill than the ones on the regular buses

>>93842504
Wander is the bus driver.

>>93839344
Non retarded, my house wasn't on any of the normal bus routes. It wasn't too bad honestly, I was the last to be picked up and the first one dropped off.

>>93843153
Ah, was hard to tell in the picture.

>>93843219
That sounds pretty nice actually.

>tfw first to be picked up and last to be dropped off
>may as well have been on the short bus because the average kid on any bus is retarded

>>93841312
The driver... /sci/.

>>93839164
I rode one during kindergarten because of the way the school had it set up. Kindergarten was only half the length of regular elementary school days, and there was a morning and afternoon class.
So the morning kids got picked up by the regular buses, and then taken home by a couple short buses. The afternoon kids would be picked up at the same time, and later go home with everyone else on the normal buses.

I remember they had really tight seatbelts, and most of the kids needed help from the driver to unclip them.

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SPANK YOUR MONKEY TOO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsyuxxnuo28

...ok

>>93839121
But Steven isn't CalArts, Powerpuff Girls is

>>93841775
Nonny?

>>93839136
This, at the very least kick Steven out, Mabel's worst parts can be dealt with by never giving her any sort of power or responsibility ever, but if have to listen To Steven Cry or, even worse, Sing for this entire goddamn bus ride, I'm gonna rip his bedazzled belly button right out and throw it on the highway.

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>>93844329
>school buses with seatbelts
>fucking short buses no less
What fucking planet are you from?

>>93843880
>Tfw same thing
>Was on bus for 3+ hours, bus route passes my house twice

>>93841312
This is eerily accurate

>>93839121
Hey I remember these threads. Man, that was a while ago.

>>93845303
How many short buses have you been on? My assumption was they all had belts like that one did because they were worried the retards would get hurt.

The kids always complained about the driver making us wear the belts when the full size school buses proved they weren't needed.

>>93840694
Awful

Walking master race

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>>93839121
Wait /co/, don't forget the new kid!

>>93841781
Smol bus

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>>93840867
Fuck Star, marry Star, kill nobody because that would make Star sad.

>>93839121

I rode the short bus, it was horror every day of my young life. So many tards, each one is painfully annoying

>Fat white kid named Donovan kept picking at the loose strings of my backpack, fuck him. Teachers once had to stop him from jacking off in the bathroom, I heard them rush in behind me while I was taking a piss in the urinal

>two wheelchair girls were nice, got depressed sometimes

>loud angry psychotic black kid who screamed "I HATE JOU ALL, WAHHHHH!!!"

>Girl who literally looked like a living abortion

>Kid named Jake and Mexican guy were best. Jake gave me Supersponge for PS1 because he had two copies. Mexican guy was just a nice dude, we talked about adult swim shows.

>Angry 17 year old Asian guy who liked to pull hair, he would always say YOU and point at us.

>then the autistic literal yandere girl who had an obsession with me until she moved in high school, she also stocked my friend. What a fucking weirdo. As a result that Giffany episode of Gravity Falls gave me PTSD.

The adults on the best were great though. The tard wrangler gave us coloring sheets for our favorite shows and the driver was a bro.

Never would go back if you paid me though.

>>93846117
Yandere girl? more detail plz

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>>93840731
>that one kid who threw himself across the aisle on sharp turns, and accused the driver of trying to kill him
That poor woman had to deal with so much shit

I want to bully Steven.

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>>93848622
With your dick?

>>93840694
Am I the only one who actually enjoyed riding the bus?

I was one of the people that frequented the back of the bus so maybe my perception is warped

>>93847249
She would look at me nonstop during English class for 5 years. Every year she would somehow end up in my damn English class. She was Korean. She would always get mad at people because she thought they hated her because she was Asian. So she wanted to be white because it would gain her more popularity cred. She hated her parents and would go on autistic rants about how my friend was getting in the way of her love life. Remember we were in 8th grade at the time of this. She kept telling lies about us being in a relationship and how she even bought me a ring. They fucked around with her head by teasing her about it and she would let out autistic growls. There I was completely embarrassed and red faced in the corner for even being put in the same conversation as that piece of shit. Then one day my bud told me she did the same to him in sixth grade. Next week after that I got a Spongebob poster next to my locker because I was really big into it at the time. (early 2000's) Then she started copying me, saying she wanted to be an animator after I said it, liking the same shows as me, etc. One day I had a shitfit and told her to fuck off. She asked me if we were still going to prom (she was so deluded to this point) and I said fuck off. She still kept asking me until like the year she left which was like 10th grade. I danced with fucking joy when she did. Everyone of my friends just likes to pretend she never existed because she creeped them out too. Farewell you psychotic bitch. I just hope I never run into her anywhere, especially in a parking lot or something.

>tfw rode on the regular bus but only truly related and hung out with the vaguely retarded but still very intelligent kid on the bus.
Thanks for the good times John. I still think Iron Maiden is the greatest but I'll never know as much about Metal as you.

>>93849208
>back of the bus
It's because you're warped

>>93840694
Not bad, but only because I spent no more than 15 minutes on it per day.

>>93841312
>>93844015
>>93840694
>My bus drive was a massive comic fan
>Front of the bus was pretty empty because he'd talk about his favorite shit
I miss him sometimes

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>tfw the short bus stops in front of my house everyday to drop off my autistic sibling

>>93840694
Noisy. There was a time in 2007 or so when all the black kids (more specifically a mix of African-Americans and Somalians) would scream "BARACK OBAMA RULES, HILLARY CLINTON SUCKS" on the way to school

>>93845303
Short buses have seat belts because the retarded kids might get up or hurt themselves without it

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>>93839164
>tfw I actually rode the short bus during my early years of high school

>>93841781
That looks like it would be great for road trips.

>>93849006
Fuck no. You couldn't pay me to touch that fat ugly fuck.

>>93840867
Fuck Wander, Marry Star, Kill Mabel.

ALWAYS kill Mabel!

>>93840694
saw boobs for the first time.

>>93850768
That was nice of your mother.

>>93840694
Mostly keeping my head down, listening to the Ditty Bops or Iron Maiden on a CD player, and trying to put off the air of being a scary motherfucker.

It worked, because I actually did have a reputation for strangling people who angered me.

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>>93841312
>the back of the bus was /pol/
The irony

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>>93840867
Mary Wander, fuck Star, brutally torture then murder Steven and Mabel

>>93849948
Well they weren't wrong

>>93839154
he probably smells so no

>>93851015
But he wants to sing you a song about butterflies with his ukulele

>>93839121
I think it's pretty clear that Wander is just the driver. He's not really retarded, and his extreme good-naturedness would be vital.

>>93851048
he plays like shit
and he still smells and takes up 75% of the seat
eww

>>93851093
You're going to make him cry if you don't. And the there is just enough room at the edge of the seat to sit.

>>93850844
underrated post

>>93851149
he can cry all he wants im not siting with him

>Steven is the down syndrome kid who keeps playing with his belly button and never shuts up about his mom.
>Star is the autistic girl who sits in the back and overtly masturbates the whole ride.

I haven't seen GF, who would Mabel be in this analogy?

>>93851823
But Anon

>>93841312
This tbqhf.

>>93851973
The mildly retarded girl who is functional but still needs supervision.

>>93840694
i don't remember my highschool bus but the middle school one was fun as fuck all the black kids always went to the back and sang ying yang twins songs

>>93840694
black yelling

>>93840694
busses exist because the parents of the kids either worked retarded hours or are too fuckin poor to drive them.

So imagine the type of families those kids came from and cram them in a can with niggers

>>93840694
Loud and obnoxious, went to a catholic school so all the white kids tried their absolute hardest to be black and/or edgy
The bathrooms were disgusting as well, there were always at least three water bottles filled with chewing tobacco spit by the sink at any given time, and there was always a glob of toilet paper blocking the drains

>>93850808
i ain't got no mom.

>>93839121
I'll only ride it with Lord Hater.

>>93846117
>Girl who literally looked like a living abortion
What?

>>93850828
Story NOW!

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>>93846117
>Girl who literally looked like a living abortion
I'm sorry wut?

Worst I ever encountered was a literal potato girl back in elementary.

>>93844380
You are to fat to get in
H A M B O N E

>>93840912
Clarence thinks like a man living in 2037 of course he's not on the short bus