This is Michelle, her friends call her MJ Say something nice about her

She looks strikingly like a black version of my girlfriend

I think my girlfriend is hot so

>>93837986
>her friends call her MJ

But she doesn't have any friends.

>>93837986
She makes /co/ and /pol/ cry. Which is awesome.

>>93837986
For some reason I really want to fuck her while she makes that frumpy face and squints her eye.

>>93838041
>TAKE THAT PATRIARCHY!

>>93837986
I want her to stalk me and draw my face whenever I'm sad and I'm going to be pretty bummed when they give her a makeover for the sequel and she looks like some generic bombshell instead of a creepy, off-kilter waifu

I actually found her really entertaining.

>>93837986
I actually like her haircut. I like when girls have bangs that look specifically designed for you to brush them off their face before kissing them.

You'll be retconned out the next movie and spared Peters chaotic life.

>>93837986
not the ugliest sheboon Ive seen but still pretty close tbhfam

Worst character in the film.

Even Flash was funnier

>>93837986
if it wasn't for brock, she would be the most annoying character in the movie

Tsundere girls are the best
>>93838608
Good taste

Looks like she sniffs petrol and steal dingos. I get that they wanted her to look homely and average but went too hard and made her look homeless.

>>93838041
>not one long sentence to mimic a Buzzfeed headline
6/10

>>93839058
Fun fact, Buzzfeed denied two of my contributions that I sent in because it was considered 'in poor taste' and 'borders on sexism'. Both articles were mimicking articles about men with women as the main antagonist.

she can draw
too bad for her manface

>>93839134
Fun fact this probably never happened.

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She has Goddess like feet.

>>93837986
She wants to be BLEACHED

>>93838691
When?

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>>93837986
She's a perfect mindless mouthpiece for racebaiting movie execs that want to sell manufactured controversy.

>>93837986
Hey, thanks for this thread, anon. I thought I had blocked the "say something" meme, but I had apparently hadn't.

Fixed. :D

>>93837986
I want to watch her get pounded by Holland

>>93837986
Her character would have been fine if the movie treated her like a joke
She's just a moody teenage bitch who hates everything. What a joke.

No, but the movie kept having her be right about everything
It's like they were baiting for tweets about "yo this MJ is woke af"

>>93838040
That was the joke. Nobody calls her MJ.

She's a QT

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>>93838552

>>93837986
>Michelle
As in Michelle Obama? Come the fuck on Marvel, dial it down a bit

>>93842113
Except for Kevin Feige and every other Marvel exec
>BEHOLD the new Mary Jane Watson is Zendaya! She is brown of indeterminate race! Don't like it? You're racist!

I cracked up when she gave the finger to Peter outta nowhere on Prom Night.

She seems more like an ultimate version of Gwen though so I dunno what they're trying to pull here.

>>93837986
For some reason I think she'd be cool with a symbiote.

>>93841001
This.

>>93842111
Also this.

I think she's genuinely cute tbqh.
I literally don't care that she's MJ tbqh. MJ is the WORST spiderman gf

>>93837986

She is craving a taste of Penis Parker something fierce.

"He already quick band practice and robotics lab"

Observant, my ass. Shes a stalker. All those missing backpacks are likely in her bedroom, in a little shrine she was worked up for her lust-obsession target.

>>93844004
Everyone wants the Spider-dick
This has always been true

>>93837986
Something about her appearance makes it feel like she doesn't shower much

>>93842685
Quesada pls.

>>93837986
I liked when she flipped Pete off.

>>93837986
I think it's a shitty version of Mary Jane regardless of the race, and the race thing is cheap virtue signaling. The movie had good parts and really bad parts, and she's one of the bad ones

>inb4 she's not mary jane
Fuck off shills, I don't have time to entertain your delusions

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>mfw stormfags take the funny joke taking the piss out of whiny kids seriously

>>93837986
>Say something nice about her
She, and all of Peter's other stupid classmates can be safely discarded once he graduates highschool.
You can go outside now.

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>>93839134

>>93839718
I wonder what they smell like haha

>>93847102
Why do you always do that?

She's more entertaining than Mary Jane for the 3rd time.

Much more believable for a 15 year old girl with a crush and social awkwardness.

>>93838041
which is stupid as hell because she's barely in the fucking movie. /pol/tards showing off their blind ignorance by judging the movie before even seeing it.

Her dad is gonne be J Jonah Jameson.

Her dad is JJ, She's MJ.

Michelle Jonah Jameson.

He's gonna have a george foreman thing going with his kids.

>>93840971
When he chose to save his trophy over himself.

>>93848783
Her name is already Michelle Jones(Would Michelle Jones Jameson work?)