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Well, Fassbender does love the blackies

>>93831833
Face it cracka...*smacks lips*...Yo white ass just hit da muthafuckin jackpot, mmhmmmm~~

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>>93831833
are we supposed to read this right to left? The fuck's with that?

>>93831833
incorrect.

is that what you wanted to hear, OP?

because if so I'm glad we're in genuine agreement.

"""""Michelle""""" was easily the worst part of the movie. All her appearances felt forced as fuck and overall she was annoying as fuck, though the actress emotes well, the cherry on top was: "My friends call me MJ" so much for her character totally not being "Mary Jane".

Doesnt matter, shes getting retconned anyway

After seeing the film, I don't get the hype for Zendaya's character. She's barely a blip and she's really annoying.

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>>93831833
You forgot one.

>>93832003
wew lad

At least the spic is cute.

>>93831833
Unless this was made in Japn, it doesn't quite work in its current order.

It has to be MJ's appearance, then Michneato's reaction.

Right now it looks as though he's calling comic MJ perfection, which she is, and then what's her face shows up with a pout.
Which very well could be the joke now that I think about it. Hm. Someone post that Oglaf strip.

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What's your favorite MJ /co/?

Mine is from that era when she was actually a famous super model doing photoshoots and living in that apartment with Peter.

Art wise I like Campbells stuff.

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>EVERY ADAPTATION SHOULD BE A 1:1 TRANSLATION OF THE SOURCE MATERIAL REEEEEEEEEE

>>93832096
Unironically this. They should. If it ain't broken don't fix it.

>>93831996

tsundere high school girls are literally god's gift to mankind, I tell ya hwhat

>>93831833
G8 B8 M8!

>>93832096
Characters adapted from a visual medium to another visual medium should retain their key visual traits.

>>93831833
Why is this right-to-left?

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>>93831833
>>93831952
Keep 'em coming.

>>93832096
Literally yes.

>>93832142
Only if they're hot, though.

>>93832142
Michelle was just a cunt though.
The actual tsundere was the Vulture.

>>93832096
I wouldn't mind it as much if Zendaya had died her hair red, and was more outgoing and less cuntish.

>>93832263
The actual tsundere was Flash

>>93832283
Flash was the buttmonkey comic relief.

>>93832298
Yeah but he was totally gay for Peter

>>93832253

I think she's hot, but beauty is all subjective

>>93832263

Nah you can tell she's into him by how she knows exactly what extracurriculars he has and her gaze when he leaves the table at the end

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>>93832013
Actually she's just mixed.

>>93831933
Read with Dave Chapelle's voice, this fucking killed me

>>93832096
I'm more confused why it's almost always the redhead who becomes black. Iris West, Jimmy Olsen, Barbara Gordon, Annie, and now Mary Jane, just off the top of my head.

It really fires up the ol' synapses.

>>93832313
Actually everything I got out from Michelle is that she was a cunt for no reason. I blame her jokes, they just fell flat instead of funny and she ends up being completely unlikeable.

>>93832096
This is especially true when dealing with superhero films. I've read them my whole life, but let's not pretend that superhero comics are untouchable brilliance.

>>93832350
It's an open secret the jews hate gingers.

>>93832142
She was more just a woke jackass. Like the middle finger moment. She kind of establishes why I don't want to meet Tumblr users in real life.

>>93832235
>>93832124
>a 1960s era spiderman period piece

It would be amazing.
It also feels like you two would recoil in horror at the idea of an ACTUALLY accurate Spider-Man movie but it would still be fucking amazing.

Also, fuck you. Dumbass.

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>>93831933
>>93832349

>>93832363

>a cunt for no reason

Nah, she's a cunt because she likes him. Its very common teenage behavior. The mentality being that "negative attention is still attention!"

>>93832423

I thought the middle finger moment was her being like "you should have taken me to homecoming"

>>93832423
>She was more just a woke jackass.
Ah yeah, the stuff about the Lincoln monument made by slaves and whatnot. I'm not American so I don't really care but it reminded me of the internet libs.

>>93832456
I'd take her to homecoming, if you know what I mean.

>>93832350
Supporting characters often had red hair to differentiate them on the page.
Supporting characters are often the first in line to be blackwashed by Hollywood.
Plus Jews hate gingers.

>>93832456
>that scene with the math club
Guess she likes everybody in the club aswell.
Her default personality is being an annoying cunt and as this anon said >>93832423, she had those horrible woke teenager moments too.
Pretty shit character overall.

>>93832521

What scene in the math club? I don't remember a math club.

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>>93832350
>Barbara Gordon
hispanic

>>93832397
>>93832517
and yet they cast them in movies, cast actors who aren't redheaded but dye them anyway and allow them to be in nearly every major cg animated release. There's not that many of them irl.

>>93832456
>I thought the middle finger moment was her being like "you should have taken me to homecoming"
You're reading too much into your headcanon.

There was nothing that hinted to Michelle being into Peter other than the reveal she was revealed to be this universe's Mary Jane.

>>93832534
The stupid science team Peter was in.

>>93832424
The nice thing about the Raimi movies is that society didn't get obsessed with their phones and social media and casting white characters white wasnt demonized yet so while "modern" it doesn't feel so in a way that obliterates the feel of 60's spidey. Changing Peters photography to smart phone blogging bullshit and that "woke" casting decisions murdered it.

>>93832551
Actually her showing up to quiz practice and getting weird when she stated she knows when Peter ditches kind of hinted stalker traits.

>>93832423
I mean she acts like a fucking teenager. still a ginourmous cunt in the movie.

>>93831833

Her character is that of an unlikable cunt who's to cool for school.

I guarantee that she will do a complete 180 when she begins her relationship with Peter in the next movie

>>93832620
Teenagers are cunts by nature so it's not surprising, but compared to everyone else she takes the prize. Even Pajeet Flash was harmless.

>>93832582

I'm totally confused and not sure what you're talking about. I only remember the decathalon

>>93832551

>she knows Peter quit band and some other thing
>she stays with and sketches Peter in detention
>the way she watches him leave after she says she's MJ

>>93832657
>she knows Peter quit band and some other thing
Because she's supposedly too cool to be as dumb as everyone else, yeah.
>she stays with and sketches Peter in detention
Literally did the same with the teacher, in fact sketching people in detention is a hobby of hers.
>the way she watches him leave after she says she's MJ
Literally what I meant. Their only romantic connection so fat is the meta-fact that she's Mary Jane.

>>93832634
>Implying Sony/Marvel doesnt backpedal and introduce Mary Jane in the sequel
Casuals didnt like it either

>>93832551
She's always stalking him and then claiming it's not like she likes him or anything, baka.

>>93832703
It'd be extremely "problematic" if they did, so I don't think they'll back off on Zendaya, though the personality change is very plausible even without the discontent of the fans. It's just the natural progression of the character
>bitchy girl opens he heart to beta boy

>>93832693

Okay look. We know that she likes him, because of the MJ scene. This isn't a sudden development, there's no catalyst in their relationship for her to suddenly change her feelings towards him, so we can assume that she likes him throughout the movie. Therefore, reading romantic undertones into her actions is a perfectly legitimate analysis of her character. You may disagree with that interpretation, but it is not invalid nor fictional headcanon.

>>93832703

Casuals weren't supposed to like MJ in the first movie

Casuals will gobble it right the fuck up when MJ falls for Peter as she slowly uncovers that he's spiderman

>>93832467
It was more than that, it was stuff like.
>>You're at this lame party too.
>>Am I?
Like, everything about her character screams "I'm so much smarter than all of you" and it was just annoying.

>>93832703
>implying they'll backpedal THAT much

MJ will be introduced, but she will be a background character equivalent to Zandaya's role in the first movie.

In the third movie, Michelle will come out as a lesbian and dump Peter. Peter will then movie on to the plus-sized MJ

>>93832748
They probably regulate her to snarky friend, either that or a love triangle MJ vs MJ style.
>>93832782
>Casuals werent supposed to like MJ in the first movie
Is that really the defense you're going with here? Fucking Christ

>>93832750
No, not really, if you need external sources to justify why a character may feel one way then it is a characterization problem.
Yes, we know she's the appointed love interest of Peter because she's playing Mary Jane, but take that out of the equation and everything that remains is the snarky, annoying, smarter-than-you ""comic"" relief. There was nothing hinting that Michelle was into Peter other than the stalker scene that was played to be dismissive to Peter yet again just like every single scene she had with him.

>>93832235
>>93832124
I at least agree with changing the Vulture.
The original was fucking lame.

>>93832797
>MJ will be introduced
And then her neck will *snap* leaving Michelle as his sole love interest.

>>9383285
Vulture was absolutely fantastic I agree.
My favourite character of the entire movie.
It's really weird because I related more than him and his problems than I did to Peter. Everything after it's revealed he's Liz father is wonderful.

I'm happy he didn't got Marvel'd. And I hope he's considered for the inevitable Thunderbolts movie.

>>93831833
what the fuck, is this real? i haven't seen the new movie

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>>93832223

>>93832931

Feige claims she isn't Mary Jane, but at the same she outright calls herself MJ in the movie.

>>93832931
Yes.

Other than that movie is pretty good. Best villain in all MCU period.

>>93832096
Fine, vandalize the source material, but at least write a decent fucking story. You can't just completely replace looks, personalities, actions and events and still have the same old motifs, that makes no sense.

>>93832931
Yeah, it's "Michelle", who's revealed to be called MJ by friends. She's a SJW type stalker with unfunny gags.

>>93832973
>She's a SJW type stalker with unfunny gags
And a nigger.

I'd still fuck in an instant

>>93832847

What is the external source? I'm talking about the way she looks at Peter when he's leaving. In the movie. Nothing from outside the movie.

>>93832866
I could see Michelle being a Gwen stand in, dont know how she would die though. Anything is better than web hand

>>93832834
>>93832834
>Is that really the defense you're going with here? Fucking Christ

Its not a defense, how the fuck are you supposed to like her? I can't think of any other explanation other that "she supposed to be unlikeable" cause if they made her that way thinking she was gonna be likeable... whew

>>93833081
I'm sure young girls feel represented by that cunt. Not even joking.

>>93833054
Her playing MJ is the outside source.
The look at the end was just sequel bait.

>>93833118

Like I said you can interpret it the way you want, I can interpret it the way I want. I'm a teacher and I've seen that unrequited love look a million times.

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mj is old trash
liz is new hotness

make her the emma frost to petey's scott

>>93833165
>my personal experiences are facts
wew lad

>>93833203
Betty was the cutest tho.

>>93833203
>Liz fags will now become a thing.

Completely unheard of and terrifying. Not that it matters, Felicia will always be best girl.

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>>93831833
>opens up more in the sequel and gets closer to Peter
>surprises him with a makeover for whatever special occasion
Cliche, but I could easily see Zendaya saying the classic 'jackpot' line and pulling off comic MJ's personality, a main reason I'm surprised they ended up changing her for the movie anyway.

>>93833209

How did you read the second sentence without reading the first? Its an interpretation. Not a fact.

>>93833234
Are you the same fag who cried over them doing If This Be My Destiny, despite completely bastardizing it? Zendaya's personality is the polar opposite of MJ's, having her look prettier will not fix shit.

>>93833233
Enjoy your waifu playing sideshow to Silver Sable kek.

>>93833234

Ugh, I just imagined Michelle doing the classic line and it sounds so fucking weird in my head. Hopefully that never happens. Giving her that much of a personality shift would be total whiplash.

>>93833272
>Zendaya's personality is the polar opposite of MJ's, having her look prettier will not fix shit.
If only she could, you know, fake the personality, like doing some kind of... acting, right?

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>>93833234
>>93833287
>inb4 the only instance she does it is sarcastic

>>93833313
That would be the most retarded shit ever. And still wouldn't make up for the fact that the extroverted, out going MJ was a depressive loner introvert.

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>>93833283
Enjoy yours never being relevant apart from a few cameos in Slott's shitty book.

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>>93833383
My Marvel-fu isn't even Spider-Man related, you dumb Catfag.

>>93831833
The way I'm reading this is that he thought the 2D MJ was perfection, and then suddenly she changed into whoever that that bitch is in the bottom-right.

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>>93833428
Then she's probably getting less representation than Liz

>>93833234
Tumblr will bitch like they always do and say Sony morphed her into a misrepresentation of women or some dumb shit.

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>>93833519
>implying she's getting bastardized in a shitty movie or the crapfest that's the comics
Enjoy your "representation".

Yeah but literally no one defending the casting can answer me why they made her ugly.

Seriously you can say absolutely anything you want about the diversity of superheroes and their love interests but fact is Marvel isn't pushing any UGLY heroes or love interests.

Hell the closest is SpOck's midget waifu and let's be real she's supposed to be super attractive just a dwarf.

>>93833699
>Yeah but literally no one defending the casting can answer me why they made her ugly
Because ugly chick becomes gorgeous cliche.

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>>93833699

shes qt tho

>>93833749
She looks like a man.

>>93833749
Why does she always look like she just dried off after leaving a chlorinated pool

>>93833749
Too skinny.

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>>93833762

I'm sorry you are unable to indulge in the joys of delicious brown

>>93833786

That messy/kinky hair is hot as fuck to me. Can't explain it

>>93833728
I find it extra funny because Chris Evans was in Not Another Teen Movie which had that a central cliche.

>>93833816
Not everybody has a scat fetish.

>>93833749
more like a hrt (OOOOH!)

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>>93832397
>>93832517
>It's an open secret the jews hate gingers.

Wait, they do? Why?

>>93832543
His case is all nepotism.

>>93833836
Now you reminded me of that second after credits scene.

>>93833859
They don't. Red-headed protagonists are way more common in fiction than they are in real life, and most mainstream media companies are owned in whole or in part by Jews.

>>93833762
It's those bushy eyebrows.

>>93833931
It's also a social fetish.
I mean just look at the redhead section over in /s/. Shit's good. Why? Can't say, just is.

>>93833963
Anything that's not your race/race you're accustomed to becomes a social fetish at some point, except nigger features, those are hideous.

>>93833813
That's never stopped anyone before.

>>93833813
>>93834141
Everybody is fascinated by the thicc meme and here I am being mostly attracted to skinny girls, not the in-the-bones-need-a-sandwich kind of skinny, but certainly not chubby.

>>93834220
>Everybody is fascinated by the thicc meme
I never gave a fuck about it, to be honest.

>>93832096
...yes?
sin city did that, and it was really good

>>93834242
That's because you're a patrician, anon. And I hope you keep traveling the truly right path.

>>93834220
Tall thin swan-like girls are more aesthetically pleasing than short fat lumpy girls desu.

>>93834271
Don't get me wrong, I like more cushion for the pushin' as much as the next guy, but I like to keep my options open.

>>93834220
It's just a Tumblr to promote land whales as fuckable. It's lowering the bar as the only people to benefit from it are fat people

>>93834220
Eh, beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes. I can get behind a thicc goddess and a thin waifish girl too.

>>93834322
The cellulite bitches can go die. But the thicc-ish girls with curves are really sexy.

Reminder that Karen is the best gal for Peter

>>93834280
short > tall

But yeah, you're not wrong in that statement.

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>>93831833

>>93834373
You put it in the wrong place dummy

>>93831833
Geez whats marvel got against peter lately? now his 10/10 model wife is a solid 5/10 dumpy redhead, now she's another victim of the patronizing of colored people because marvel can't create any compelling characters for them,

>>93834401
What do mean "lately", Peter has been Marvels punching bag for years

Curvy > Skinny?

Who doesn't like skinny and tight?

>>93834330
>Eh, beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes.
I don't like this line.
You say that, but certainly there exists a definite size and shape that stops being sexy and just becomes hideous, or a fetish at best.

>>93834360
>short > tall

Short chicks get fat quicker and have terrible weight distribution. Womanlets belong in the trash along with manlets.

>>93834453

you'd think that, but fat people have relationships too. I dunno how it works, but they do it

>>93834344
If by thicc-ish you mean fat thighs and boobs, firm butt and small abdomen then I'm all yours, otherwise you're just a fatty fucker.

>>93834453
You have a point. Shit like this is just disgusting.

>>93834467
If the belly is protruding out too much, I'd say no.

>>93834469
Anon, we're talking about women not fucking Pokemon.

>>93834129
Pretty sure some people fetishize those too anon. In fact redheads are already deemed less attractive, only a select number of people find gingers attractive.

>>93834504
kek

>>93834464
I'll stop you right there my man, because of the simply fact that small girls are cuter by default.
There's nothing better than your boner being complemented by a cuteboner. Also you lose the ability to tease her with your superior height.

>>93834509
>only a select number of people find gingers attractive.
Yeah, people with taste.

>>93834536
>Also you lose the ability to tease her with your superior height.

You wouldn't lose this while dating a 5'9 girl if you weren't a pathetic manlet. Neck yourself.

>>93831833
MJ has always been a shit tier character but Dunst looks like an actual retard. Fuck what were they thinking?

>>93834509
I thought gingers/redheads were one of the most fetishized groups of people. Even gays have regular ginger threads on /hm/.

>>93834566
>not min-maxing for maximum teasing prowess
>being this much of a pleb
It's like you enjoy being retarded or something.

>>93834623
Says the faggot who goes for fat stumpy cankle women.

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>>93834536
>not going for long graceful legs that last for days

getta load of this pleb

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honestly its crazy how good looking zendaya is

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3300440/PICTURE-EXCLUSIVE-series-controversial-retouched-images-popstar-Zendaya-revealed-stunning-edited-snaps-appear-final-issue-Modeliste-magazine.html

there's barely any difference between the original pictures and the photoshopped ones

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>>93834648
>implying i go for fatties
Otherwise I'd go for your mom, you shitgenes.

>>93831833
>Le I look bored and cynical in whatever situation I find myself girl xDD
Horrible fucking casting

>>93834750
>implying i go for fatties

Short women get fat at the drop of a hat, enjoy your future of obese pig disgusting womanlets, manlet.

>>93834777
Those trips don't lie

>>93832096
You know goddamn well if they made Mary Jane a brunette, there would be outrage and it would be justified.

Make her a nigger, though, and you're not allowed to complain.
Same shit with Annie all over again.

>>93834783
So do all women, you shitstain.
>not enjoying your beautifully cute petite wonder while its still fresh
It's a wonder how you manage to keep staying alive despite being THIS fucking dumb.
>manlet
Stop projecting already, little man.
I'm probably taller than you, but unlike your insecure ass I don't feel the need to remind myself of it all the time.

>>93834777
That's direction, not casting

Pick a different buzzmeme to complain with

>>93834838
>not enjoying your beautifully cute petite wonder while its still fresh

That sounds pretty pedo, senpai. Explains your terrible taste.

>I'm probably taller than you

kek doubtful if you're so insecure about your own height that you need to lord it over tiny womanlets to feel like a big shot.

>>93834742

Hmm, I wonder if they'll pull an Allison with her. They already cribbed hard from Breakfast Club.

>>93834453
>You say that, but certainly there exists a definite size and shape that stops being sexy and just becomes hideous, or a fetish at best.
You're right, maybe I was a bit too kind. What I was trying to say is that I love all sexy women, I love tits AND ass, I love long slender legs and thick thighs just the same.

WAIT SO WE'RE REALLY GONNA PRETEND KAREN ISNT THE BEST GIRL

REALLY

>>93834742
How can white women even compete?

>>93834888
>"y-you're a pedo"
When you run out of arguments, but gotta keep arguing lel.

>you're so insecure about your own height
Says the faggot who feels the need to call others manlets over the internet in every post to feel better with himself. Simply pathetic.

>>93834344
Fat is fat anon. Doesn't matter where it's located on the body. You're a chubby chaser

>>93835038
By not looking like chimps for starters, fucking monkeylover.

>>93834838
>beautifully cute petite wonder while its still fresh
>wonder

but short girls are a diamond dozen. And no, tall girls can eat more than short girls and not put on weight, that's one of the benefits of being bigger in general. A meal at McDonalds or a pizza, for example, is going to negatively affect a tiny woman's weight far more than a taller woman. Feels good to be a giantess desu

>>93835049
I just call it like I see it, manlet. You have literally no taste.

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>>93835049
>prefers short girls
>doesn't even like THICC, the one thing that makes short girls good

how can one anon be so pleb?

>>93834373
Yessssss...

>>93832456
>Nah, she's a cunt because she likes him. Its very common teenage behavior. The mentality being that "negative attention is still attention!"

Except for the fact that she's a cunt to everyone else in the film. Her teacher at the club, peter's friend, flash, some employee at the Washington monument, the proctor at detention. And I think that covers every scene that she was in the movie for.

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>>93835089
>but short girls are a diamond dozen
Even more the reason why they're superior.
You can find an average run-of-the-mill bitch everywhere, and palm trees are fetish fuel at best.
>spoiler
You have no business talking about this when you're probably shaped like my mom's fridge. But with a dick

>>93835108
You're not fooling anyone, you insecure shitter.
>"m-manlet"
No, anon, you projecting onto other people doesn't make your mediocre, not even bad just mediocre, taste good.

>>93835132
You tell me, you're the memer who jumped into the bandwaggon.

>>93835236
I don't recall her giving the teacher or an employee any shit, and since when is giving young Flash shit a bad thing?
As for the detention teacher, he doesn't give a shit.

>>93833749
she looks like michael jackson/prince in this pic

>>93832096

Unless there's an actual point in changing it, yes absolutely.

>>93835270
>You have no business talking about this when you're probably shaped like my mom's fridge.

I have a tiny waist, large hips, and a decent rack, but whatever. Small opinions for a small man :^)

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>>93835270
>You tell me, you're the memer who jumped into the bandwaggon.

What? You're not even making sense anymore, Mr. Pleb. Imagine getting so upset that you start a shitstorm over this and then refuse to let it go. Guess that's a side effect of being a manlet.

>>93831833
Stop calling her by her slave name She is Mikayla Janikua Watdaughter

>>93835436

So are you gonna get out your tits or not?

>>93835507
Someday.

>>93832003
What's left for her after Divergent?

>>93835436
How tall are you anon?

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>>93832858
This 100%, they managed to make a lame ass comic villain into something cool, and a fantastic performance by Keaton as well.

>>93832096
I don't get why people are butthurt about this as if alternate realities haven't been a thing since day 1. Were people crying when Ultimate Spider-Man had a 50 year old Aunt May vs a 80 year old Aunt May or Peter worked on a website instead of taking photos?

Relationships and looks and whatnot get flipped around for these characters all the time. It's like one of the only ways to make them remain fresh.

>>93832096
No, Zendaya was an awful self insert. She's a cunt the whole way through, then there was the stupid pseudo intellectual dialogue with the washington monument built by slaves and we're supposed to unironically agree with her and think she's smart. Then at the end of the movie, she's loved by everyone FOR NO REASON and accepted into the group.

Then there's a BIG REVEAL OMG HER INITIALS ARE MJ!!11!!11 And she's set up as the mc's love interest. She's the definition of the Mary-sue, and she's very clearly there to push an agenda.

>>93835064
Valkyrie was improved 700% by it

>>93835586
>then there was the stupid pseudo intellectual dialogue with the washington monument built by slaves and we're supposed to unironically agree with her

What is there to disagree with?

>>93835588
>Trying this hard to start shit
Come on now.

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>>93833845
Holy shit

>>93832096
At a certain point you should just call the adaptation something else and have it be original.

>>93835616
Not that Anon, but he has a point.

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>>93835253
(You) deserve this. Top kek.

>>93835089

Short girls are not that rare, I'm pretty short and half the women I meet are as short or shorter than me.

>>93835753
I like you.

>>93832341
You're ethnicity is whatever you look like. Half spic/white who looks like a spic is still a spic. Not saying this in a degrading manner but it's true.

>>93835611
Perhaps the wrong wording. It happened, sure, but she's such a little snob about it. It's like those faggots who wont pledge for the pledge of allegiance.

You don't wanna pledge, fine, don't fucking act like you're king shit, and the smartest person in the school. She's a stereotype of the "world weary know it all" teenager.

>>93832363
As someone who was still in high school 3 years ago that's really what average high school girls act like these days. She was pretty normal.

>>93836007

Isn't spic mexican? I thought shes half black.

>>93836033

Yeah, I know what you mean.

>>93832093
I like it when MJ has big hair. Mainly McFarlane and Larsen comes to mind.

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>>93834373
Now that IS perfection.

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>>93835547
Agreed, I hope they keep him.

>But I HATE this whole villain know hero identity stick.

>>93832253
>Only if they're hot, though.
She is clearly in the classic "unattractive" makeup. Most young Hollywood females are hot, she just is deliberately made less attention-grabbing.

Didn't they make a point after it released that she isn't MJ? Aka having their cake and eating it too.

>>93834453
The point is the range of sexy is much broader than people with specific types acknowledge. Personally I can't even understand what it's like to only ever be attracted to a single bodytype. Must be hell trying to find women

>>93836007
What do spics even look like? They're such a mongrel race they could look like anything

>>93832096
If Michelle was actually likable and cute I wouldn't mind. Unfortunately she came across a condescending bitch.

>>93832096
>implying people don't lose their shits the very moment someone replaces a black person in a story with even slightly lighter-skinned actor

>>93832096
It's almost like this is a comic book and cartoon board.

Sorry...not impressed. Would it have killed this girl to use some red hair dye or something?

>>93837152
>red hair on brown girl
Would've looked like shit

>>93831833
Yet another red head race swapped for a black. The list continues to grow.

>>93832915
>>93832915
Vulture felt more self made and professional while Peter was given so much yet acted like a spoiled brat. All of the damage minus the ATMs were caused by peter and the first shocker, this was to show Peters inexperienced behaviour of course but at the same time you wanted him to fail and get better cause he looked less reliable than the villain he was fighting for most of the movie,

Personally I do want to see Tombs get his time to shine against Tony Stark who seems to be the primary instigator in the marvel universe.

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>>93831833
>implying that's black enough for the Beachbender

>>93832214
>why didnt they hire a red head
>wow anon, raci-iiist
>Why?
>Why? You just said you hated seeing a black female on screen!
>There are black people that are naturaly redhaired tho
>No it doesnt, assface

This happened

>>93836257
at least they didnt kill him right off

>>93837543
i really hope he fucked zoe kravitz

>>93832096
>Waaaaah, I can't be assed to come up with something original so I'll copy that nerd shit
>but I want to sell too casuals, so I'll dilute it to hell and back
Pick.A.Bloody.Side.
If you want to make nerdshit, do nerdshit. If you want to do generic hollywood action movie #78574878 go ahead.

But wrapping one into the other is annoying.

>>93831833
There is nothing to discuss.
Homecoming is crap, everyone go home, there is nothing to see here

>>93833749
Shit taste friend-o

>>93832214
its like if you made wolverine black or Susan storm a man
mary jane has to be a hot red head, i dropped this shit show as soon as i heard mj was black woman

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>>93831833

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>>93837560
That's another thing I hate, killing off villains.
>They shouldn't fix what wasn't broken.

>>93831833
I do not even care, the movie is inspired by hq, just as Kool-Aid is inspired by strawberry

>>93838087
Yeah, what was with so much stuff seemingly cut from this film?

>>93838087

Who's that chick supposed to be in the bottom panel?

>>93832096
If you keep the basic look you can change the personality. If you keep the personality you can change the look. If you change both, it's a different character.

>>93832096
I think adaptations should have room to move their arms around change a little but not be nothing like the source, watchmen does a good job with this.

>>93838393
Random red head from a deleted scene.

she was pretty good in the movie but thats no gf material

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>>93832096
Nice shilling, Feige.

>>93838393
that's leaked from the filming back in 2016, I hope to see that in the extended version or in the new One-Shots, I think you know who is supposed to be

>>93837543
BENDED

>>93832096
If anything I'm upset because they DIDN'T call her Mary Jane. I'd still be upset if they did don't get me wrong. I mean she acts nothing like Mary Jane. Not even a race thing, I think Zendaya herself could've made a fine actual Mary Jane to be entirely honest. But if they called her character in the movie Mary Jane I would be able to at least say they didn't pussy out.

But they did pussy out. They absolutely pussied out and gave us something that pleases nobody.
>"REEEEEE I DON'T WANT MARY JANE TO BE THIS DIFFERENT FROM THE SOURCE"
>"She's not Mary Jane, though."
>"REEEEEEE I WANT MARY JANE TO BE BLACK WHERE'S MUH DIVERSITY"
>"But she is 'MJ' :^)"
Even if she isn't Mary Jane what are the odds we'll see the actual Mary Jane onscreen anyway? It's too late to go back now. You bring in an actual Mary Jane, the people wanting Michelle to be the actual MJ will be outraged. You don't? Well this thread shows we're gonna be pissed. This is just like the Mandarin. We've yet to see the actual Mandarin and we never will. They only made mention of a real Mandarin so angry fanboys wouldn't get all up in arms.
And she's Michelle J instead of Mary Jane so angry fanboys won't get up in arms.

>>93838635
Im not even sure Michelle has a fanbase

>>93838657
This.

>>93838657
she's really popular at neogaf

>>93831833
wtf is the new MJ Black and trans?

>>93838657
>>93833101
Women, especially young women, like to relate to irresponsible cunts. It think it's something in the hormones.

The male analogue is edgy grimdark antiheroes.

>>93837543
BlondBender kind of reminds me of Snyder's Ozymandias.

>>93832397
Bullshit, Jews are third only to the Irish and Scots and having the most gingers in their population.

>>93836033
> She's a stereotype of the "world weary know it all" teenager.
shes on the team for some knowledge test competition in where her team won.
what did they mean by this?

>>93831914
Why are you children so confused/threatened/outspoken about race when your opinions are clearly malformed and immature?

>>93835515
Detergent

>>93837543
B(L)EACHED

>>93834742

W. T. F.

You shoop images to HIDE imperfections, not ADD them in. Who the fuck signed off on this?

>>93834742
>majority of changes are wrinkles or hair fixes
>muh unrealistic bod REEEEEEEE

>>93832096
>ADAPTATIONS SHOULD ONLY BE RELATED TO THE SOURCE MATERIAL IN NAME ONLY REEEEEEEEEEEE