Calexit #1

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>>93828634
The publisher is Black Mask aka we are all try hards the publisher.

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>>93828655
So I like Orange Soda.

>>93828683
me too

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>>93828683
I'm also going to do the damn essay so be careful with the reaction images.

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>>93828716
sigh...

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>>93828745
Black Mask also made a comic for the movie about Michelle Rodriguez as a transexual hitman.

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>>93828778

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>>93828797

>>93828716
>>>93828683
>I'm also going to do the damn essay so be careful with the reaction images.


Wait.

Wait wait wait.

So in this scenario, 15-20 million of the most liberal idiots in America somehow manage to get out of their own way long enough to secede.

They leave behind 99 percent of the arable land.

Republicans now have a solid, invincible, unbreakable hold on power.

Why would we ever want them back?!

Break the good parts of CA up into four or five solidly conservative new states, set about grinding the libtards on the coast into oblivion.

Wait fifty years, annex their children.

Done!

Hell, I like this scenario.

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>>93828824
so damn lazy.....

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>>93828843

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>>93828970

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>>93829002

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>>93829023

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>>93829201

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>>93829255

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>>93829281

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>>93829316
I'm having to compress some of these images fun times....

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>>93829342

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>>93829365

This is unironically why Hillary lost the election. Trite, garbage wrapped up in politics and preachy language speaking down to everyone. Also the Steve jobs/inglorious basterds dude is a lame rip off

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>>93829389

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>>93829413
>>93829414

Black Mask entire out put can best be described as Reactionary rip-offs.

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>>93829448

>>93828634
braver man than me

>>93828683
it's good to recycle your essence.

>>93828828
>>93829413
>>93829489
EVERYONE SHUT UP UNTIL AFTER THE STORYTIME FUCK

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>>93829470

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>>93829523

It was her turn...

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>>93829555

>>93829470

HEY GUYS. REMEMBER THE NAZI IN THAT INGLORIOUS BASTARDS MOVIE?

>>93829555
She just bursts through the floor? Even with all the bullet holes that's like a head butt. No one walks away a winner going through shitty flooring.

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>>93829582

>>93829515
You can talk during storytime, just don't post images

>>93829582

Oh my god. Look at those tiny rifles.

>>93829602
So... now that we know this area is full of insurgents, can we drone strike them?

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>>93829602

are liberals becoming psychotic, lads?

>>93829588
Obviously everyone in this universe has increased bone mass in thier skulls, while rendering them near invulnerable to brain damage also makes them retarded.

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>>93829628
that's kind of my problem with this comic is that since the villains are so evil and have the resources why are they holding back?

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>>93829638
More like terrorist than psychos anon
brings back the 50s when celebs where blamed for supporting communism

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>>93829673

>>93829643
No, even then you would at least get splinters and some laceration from the fact that wood floors do not splinter fucking easily.

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>liberals generally oppose the idea of "state rights"
>complain when the conservative-ran federal government controls their precious blue state

take

a

hint

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>>93829704
>>93829682
please avoid images until I'm done.

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>>93829732
>>93829732
Please wait there's an essay at the back.

>>93829638
Remember when Jane Fonda comitted treason by staring in Viet Cong propaganda and laughed at desperate POW's? Or when she caused greater fear of nuclear power because an event where no one actually got hurt?

>>93829732
>posting an image in a storytime
Are you a newfag? Delete your shitpost and fuck off to reddit.

>>93829740

who the fuck would have sex on these in the middle of the day. they're like frying pans in california holy fuck.

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>>93829802
They're just feeling the bern, anon.

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>>93829809
Now time for the essay let's see what the creators were thinking when they wrote this.

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>>93829794
Mad

>>93829838
FUCK OFF FAGGOT

>>93829673
looks better to show "mercy" I mean take the actions of what unfolds, in history books this would make everything look all the more questionable about who was at fault. You just crush them out then you get what happen to Great Purge where no amount of history revision changes the evil on that day.

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>>93829835

>>93829802
Retarded stoners.
>>93829740
What the fuck? why are they burning down the neighborhood but ignoring a courier? why are they not tracking him? Why doesn't he care an entire neighborhood is getting torched for something he did besides to make sarcastic quips?

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>>93829863
>>93829861
fair.

#resist

>>93829835
Thanks OP. You da real MVP. Is this a new story time of pain or just laugh at the stupidity?

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>>93829887

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>>93829894
why not both? If 2 comes out I will storytime it as well. I want to do a couple more black mask comics because this publisher is kind of special.

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>>93829946

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>>93829966

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>>93829989

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>>93830007

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>>93830034
and that's it. Now excuse me I've been gifted all three volumes of Godland celestial edition and I love me some Tom Scholi.

>>93828634
So far I don't find the comic too awful. My biggest criticisms is that is too verbose, some parts don't making sense mostly this page >>93829555 (girl comes out of wood floor like if it was nothing, and the parents magically get guns from somewhere) and of this wants to be a serious political comic, the villain is too comical evil for this to be taken seriously.

Also I'll never read the long-ass appendix. Really don't care about American politics.

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>>93829555
So, wait? She was able to fire through the floor, then casually stand up without being shot at in the interim?

Well that was...interesting. If anything it gave me a look into the minds of my friends who are all "resist man, it's just like Harry Potter"

>>93830071
Op here and meh If a creator talks about the thought process to make a book I rather have it in because sometimes it can enlighten some elements of the book in question.

>>93830138
>Harry Potter
Still can't believe a rip off of Gary Gunter became our generation's LOTR.

>>93830138
>it's just like Harry Potter"

Handmaiden's Tale is where its at now, homie.

>>93829555
Where in California can you get a super realistic baby gun holster?

>>93830240
You can't, that's why liberals are just as retarded and hypocritical as the ass monkey republicans. 3rd position is where it's at.

>fagmerica is about to balkanize
dog bless this timeline

>>93829704
Wow, this is fucking incredible. This page makes what's apparently our hero, look like a complete psycho that doesn't care what happens to the people around her in her quest to do... something.

>>93830219
Isn't that shit outdated, like it was written during the Reagan era?

>>93830395
But we're, like, TOTALLY living it right now here in America!

I can understand not liking Trump and call that but making the US have a literal Gestapo is just fucking stupid and it's lazy writing. In a theoretical succession and military occupation of California the occupation force hunting down militants would cause more than enough war crimes to make your story, but instead you completely shatter any scene of believability with having American forces razing a town.

TL DR: I think the author was lazy and instead of thinking about how this might actually go just said "let's make the US literally Nazis"

>>93830427
Wonder which state /pol/ will attempt to claim. I'm betting a Midwestern state, Rocky Mountain state, or Alaska

>>93830427
>Aztlan
I don't think even Mexicans take that shit seriously.

>>93830395
It just got a tv series.

>>93829413
Calm down the guy who makes this gives zero fucks about holding back when criticizing things.

>>93830529
Good thing it's not Mexicans who are the ones who will be protesting about it. It's American Hispanics.

>>93830427
>set up in Mississippi
HAHAHAHAHA

You stupid fucking nigger.

>>93830653
I can picture it now, the flag has a hi point and a heroin needle.

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>>93830427
>I personally am working with a black separatist movement to get a new country set up in Mississippi

Look out boys we got the next Che Guevara on our hands here.

>>93830745
More like next victim of Bigger Thomas

>>93829643
10/10

>>93830745
Hardly. I am a humble man.

>>93830601
A buddy of mine from work believed that hogwash. Nice guy tho

>>93830863
I knew a guy who claimed this sort of stuff unironically. He's more or less stuck doing MLP fanfiction these days.

>>93829835
So these are our heroes. A crack smoking retard courier and a psychotic killer lady who doesn't care what happens to those around them.
Am I suppose to care about them? Why? Is it because they are brown? They seem like legit awful people. This whole comic feels like a liberal response to uber but its not even as good as that mediocre comic.

>>93830427
WE

>>93830940
Well, all I claimed was social activism. Someone else claimed Che Guevara, and now you're bringing up Barney.

Methinks you're projecting.

>>93829946
What is the deal with Black Mask, anyway? I haven't been that interested in their output, but I've noticed it's fairly unique, or at least trying to be original. I've also seen some complaints about it, and I've been wondering what their story really is.

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>>93831340
>barney poster and LARPer
Really have hope for the Dindu Republic

>>93830486
But if there was any doubt the right-wingers are Nazis, people might not root for the humble, down to earth Mexican immigrant Cali freedom fighters.

>>93831437
He also mentioned modeling it off of SA and Zimbabwe. The former is the murder capital of the world, and the latter is so shit people literally bring in wheelbarrows of money to just buy a loaf of bread. I can guarantee you Blacika will fall apart within a week, doomed to get effortlessly conquered and enslaved by the 4'th Reich.

>>93831567
Probably because positions will be appointed based on how black someone is

Remember, there's inter-black racism that's dependent on how dark you are

>>93831567
For fucks sake, REICHS ARE JUST GOVERNMENTS IN GERMANY a reich in America would be the Second after the Republic.

>>93831621
I'd count it as the fifth actually,

>the confederation
>the republic
>the Union/ Confederacy
>the current republic
>an offshoot nazi regime

>>93831390
they started from making the Occupy Comics so you can kind of tell where they came from. It's a studio with the right intention of getting creators on their feet. Right now their most well known comics is Kim and Kim which I'm going to do a storytime of....in another thread!

>>93831340
Who the fuck is Barney, you whacked out sperg?

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>MC freedom fighter has unwavering loyalty despite us not knowing what she did
>MC is wanted BECAUSE she inspires loyalty, and not any particular act against the US occupation, which suggests she hasn't done shit
>People are literally willing to die and sacrifice their children for her despite not having done anything notable to stop the occupation

>Male MC is apparently a meth user with no ill side effects, as evidenced by the pipe in >>93829740
>Male MC uses meth but hasn't sold his bike and robo-bird for more meth yet
>Male MC, a meth-addicted Mexican immigrant with no apparent background in programming and engineering, can apparently custom-install a copy of Siri onto a robot-bird

>Steve Jobs can tell that a pair of ordinary combat boots are specifically issued to the National Guard and only the NG and can casually identify them from a distance while on board a moving vehicle.

One issue in and this isn't even all the plot holes.

>>93831539
>people might not root for the humble, down to earth Mexican immigrant Cali freedom fighters.

Can they take up arms back in Mexico? I'll root for them there.

>>93831809
Nah Mexicans have to fight for their right to flee Mexico

>>93829740
why would that mother continue to let her kid play there when there's clearly two naked drug addicts hanging around?

>>93832011
Its Cali, they're used to it.

>>93830300
You can easily get guns basically anywhere in California. It's not one giant San Francisco. Even the bay mostly isn't.

>>93832102
Fagged up cali "guns" yes and if they're not a super special list. That you have to get on a watch list to buy ammo for. I'm from California and I'm glad I left that shit hole behind. It's run by retards from the top down.

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>>93829555

>>93832165
Nigga, do you even California? We got dat proposition system. It's run by retards from the bottom up

>>93829587
I don't know what your original point was hours ago, but that guy was a fucking hell of an actor. Nigger knew 4 fucking languages and acted the unholy fuck out of all of them. Has he been in anything else?

>>93832221
Californian native here. Cali is a fantastic example of what goes wrong when you have A) a single-party system wherein B) tyranny of the majority runs rampant. LA and San Francisco might as well be a couple of city states and everyone else hates them because of all their stupid pet projects taking up tax revenue. Then there are the power/money-grubbing politicians they elect who are so convinced of their righteousness, and yet just rammed through some bullshit legislation that makes recall elections harder just so they can protect their own asses after passing another enormously unpopular tax, which itself was only necessary because the fuckers squandered the funds already set aside for road work! Holy shit, and they say Chicago politics are corrupt.

>>93832194
JEEZ US CRY SSSSSST!!!!!!

>>93832718
He was also in Django Unchained

Won a second supporting actor oscar from it.

He was in Spectre, the most recent bond film.

Hes apparently gonna be in a battle angel alita adaptation or something..

>>93832718
>>93832765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKqRILx1Z04
He was really good in Django

>>93832757
You don't need to say that much to tell Cali to fuck off.

$100. Billion. Train.

Fuck California. Get out Anon. Go fucking anywhere. Best decision I ever made in my life.

>>93832765
>Hes apparently gonna be in a battle angel alita adaptation or something..
He's playing Desty Nova iirc

>>93832809
>>93832765
Oh shit, I never realized that was him.

[X] Nuke the NCR

>>93832809
Woops, meant to post this link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IeK-V-Dlbo
Tho I guess the other one is fine too

Captcha seems to be shitting itself right now. Yay

>>93832836
>I never realized that was him.

Fucking how?

>>93832849
Fuck off Caesar.

>>93832863
Facial hair. I'm not good with faces to begin with.

>>93829794
>he cares about images in a Storytime of Pain
What.

>>93832718
He's saying this is a ripoff of the opening scene of inglorious basterds where Jew Hunter deducts a family is harboring Jews under the floorboards and subtly places his men to blow them away.

>>93828634
Why are we even still on this shit. This is a whiny tirade written by someone with a vast amount of butt hurt even surpassing that of anti-california posters. Calexit is dead for a reason.

>>93832927
There aren't many rules, but you don't fucking post images during a storytime. Fuck you cunt.

>>93832949
>Calexit is dead for a reason.

It was even a thing to begin with?

>>93832949
The threads that it has spawned have been fun so far. No other reason.

>>93832977
Not really. It got some play on CNN, which means less than nothing.

>>93832927
It's only polite.

>>93832977
It was the same vein as people saying they were going to move to Canada and become a citizen there. I wonder how many found out how hard that was?

>>93829732
Liberals don't really care about states rights, its just that conservatives continually abuse it to fuck people over so we have to oppose it on basic constitutional grounds. The real question is why republicans abandoned the idea of states rights when California wanted to do its own thing.

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>>93832950
I could understand if someone was going for image limit with a full storytime, but its a single issue.

>>93832872
Ulysses more like it. That guy was a faggot. A least Graham blamed himself for basically being an ISIS member and conquered his inner demons while being /fa/ as fuck.

>>93832977
It was kinda a thing. Anyone with half a brain probably took it to be more symbolic than anything else. I don't doubt there were plenty of people who take it seriously though

>>93833011
A lot, actually

You have to have value as a human being, or be a brown person claiming refugee status, regardless of whether or not you qualify for it

>>93833011
It is only hard if you do not have employment experience or a degree that can benefit Canada. It really is not that hard to move there all things considered.

>>93833057
It's been years, but wasn't Ulysses essentially neutral? He wanted to fuck over everyone.

>>93833019
Because more than half of California is ignored and really the only places in Cali that were 30% serious about Calexit were San Francisco, Berkley, and retards in LA.

>>93833095
>>93833057
And yes, The Burning Man was a fucking boss.

>>93833019
States can't have rights if they cease to be states.
Basically the same reason Liberals became secessionist, because fuck those other guys.

>>93832822
>$100. Billion. Train.


What is this about?

>>93832822
Don't forget that healthcare plan they had where they outright admitted they couldn't pay for it

Thankfully they seem to have shelved that for now

>>93833109
http://www.hsr.ca.gov/

Slow speed regular train (not a fucking maglev or anything) from LA to San Franscisco. Originally voted in with an estimated cost of $10 billion. They've spent about $40 billion and haven't laid a single fucking train track. The estimates from the official government board (the link I gave) puts things at about $97 billion for the project to be completed. And according to EVERYONE else who has looked at it, it'll cost far more before they're done.

>>93832822

Displaced Floridian trapped in L.A. I would leave but most of the art jobs are here.

Atlanta's been getting to be a bit of a film mecca lately. If I can find an art or animation job there, I just might go.

>>93833095
Ulysses is basically one of the guys from 2 sperging out about Fallout actually developing away from Post-apoc rpg into frontier and wild west rpg.

It's him using a Mary Sue (fucker has 10 in all specials) to sperg out. Ulysses can be called crazy in-game for blaming the courier although that might just be them wanting the player to deny it.

>>93828843
Boy you can say that again. "Oh, he's obviously the villain because he does really bad things!"

>>93833019
>liberals despise states' rights when they're in charge of the Federal government
>suddenly love it when they're not
>same for Conservatives

It's not hard to figure out.

>>93833100
>>93833107
>the only places in Cali that were 30% serious about Calexit were San Francisco, Berkley, and retards in LA.
>States can't have rights if they cease to be states.
But nobody took Calexit seriously. I'm talking about conservative buthurt for every goddamned policy we have.

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>>93833196
Okay. I really need to play that again. New Vegas was so damn good compared to Bethesda's games. I wish to hell that the rumors about an Obsidian game using the Fallout 4 engine set in New Orleans had been true.

>>93833182
They're not even trying for maglev anymore?! They sold it to Cali as a bullet train that would make daily commutes between San Francisco and LA, what's even the fucking point now?

>>93833182
How the fuck do you spend 40 billion on a train without even starting the line?

>>93833291
It stopped being a maglev immediately. BART in San Francisco got their say, and decided to hijack some of the money for the San Fran sections in order to update their own existing infrastructure. Which means it's been "blended" since 2013 or 2014. Which means it's a fucking regular train. You can't have a bullet train using existing regular rail track. The idea that any of it will exceed even 100MPH at any point is a fucking insane joke.

>>93833369
Easy. By pocketing the money.

>>93833369
Fraud?

>>93833291
To sink money into of course! Seriously, if I find out this was all a money laundering thing then I'm going to be pissed.

>>93833369
Bureaucracy. Meetings and salaries. The spending reports are in there. Fuck it, I didn't want to look them up again, but give me some time. They're required to report the expenses, but that doesn't mean they make it easy.

Man, if California didn't have all the tech and Hollywood it would be like Illinois is now

I wish those fuckers would stop bleeding into Washington and Texas. Those are the only states I have roots in

>>93833196
Ulysses was basically Chris Avellone jerking off about all of his complaints with Fallout just like Kreia was him jerking off about his complaints about Star wars.

>>93833448
>Man if California didn't have all these things going for it, then it wouldn't have anything going for it!

Fallout did it better

>>93830388
Well, that's true of most of your leftist freedom fighters.

>>93833561
Well tech is abandoning ship. Startups can't afford California and most large companies are shifting focus to Washington.

It'll be another decade or two before we see any fallout from it, though

>>93832977
I live in Cali and I didn't even hear about it until well after

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>>93829555
trips of truth
best part

Californians are a fucking riot

>>93833408
Christ, they don't make this easy. I think it's buried far more than the last time I looked up the official figures. LA Times (Liberal as fuck newspaper), is telling us the first 100 miles will cost more than $10 billion - http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-bullet-cost-overruns-20170106-story.html

The official expenditure report for ONLY the month of June 2017 puts total costs at $270,000 - http://www.hsr.ca.gov/docs/brdmeetings/2017/brdmtg_061417_FA_Executive_Summary.pdf
But the April 2017 monthly expenditure was $427,000 - https://www.hsr.ca.gov/docs/brdmeetings/2017/brtmtg_041217_FA_Exec_Budget_Summary1.pdf

Remember that they've been working on this mother fucker since Prop 1A passed in 2008.

The 2011 spending plan put their own estimates at about $65 billion, and that was purely for construction costs - http://www.hsr.ca.gov/docs/about/funding_finance/Funding_Plan_2011.pdf

It's been revised several times since 2011 (obviously, since they said the whole fucker would be finished in 2017), but I'm having a damn hard time trying to track down the correct documents.

>>93833406
Will you be? You've been taking it up the ass for decades, what's another 100 billion?

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>>93833683
>Well tech is abandoning ship. Startups can't afford California and most large companies are shifting focus to Washington.
>It'll be another decade or two before we see any fallout from it, though
Is it bad that I want this for us? Ecologically we should never have gotten as big as we have and I want comfy California back. I'm almost ok with the requisite loss of prestige.

>>93833796
>Will you be? You've been taking it up the ass for decades, what's another 100 billion?
Well, if we are keeping with the ass metaphor then the difference between an intact anus full of marbles and a ruptured anus spilling out blood and marbles is only one marble, or in this case 100 billion dollars.

>>93833929
>Is it bad that I want this for us?
No?

I just hope that California can handle the loss of funds by scaling things back rather than just doubling down on taxes.

I'm not being ironic. I want people to fucking stop leaving California.

>>93833968
Clearly the politicians don't want that. Gas Tax.

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>>93833929
>Ecologically we should never have gotten as big as we have and I want comfy California back. I'm almost ok with the requisite loss of prestige.
>you will never grow up in the California where orange groves stretched for miles
My grandparents stories of Old California make me sad, I wish I could visit it. Can we ever get comfy again or is the state ruined forever?

>>93834010
It's ruined forever and Californians ruined it.

>>93831793
I'll admit that meth is a possibility, but from that resolution, I'd say it's equally possible that it's just a weed pipe.

>>93833182
>AHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHA
At least the fucking Austin train got built, even if it is a POS.

>>93834007
>Gas Tax.
>Tax truckers and people who commute huge distances to get to work
>Don't tax people who can afford expensive apartments right next to their job
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

>>93834058
>>AHAHAHAHAH
Please stop this

>>93834010
It's pretty much ruined forever. Or at least, ruined for as long as we'll be alive

>>93834061
You say this as if it's a revelation, and not exactly what they've been trying to do for years. Road Diets? No road construction? Promoting non-existent public transportation and bike lanes?

They hate working class class people and are desperate to see them leave.

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>>93834010
>Can we ever get comfy again or is the state ruined forever?
It would take a massive cultural overhaul and a degree of separation form the culture of the union since we were most comfy when we were relatively culturally isolated

>>93834039
It was ruined when the whole world came rushing wanting to make money. Californians were just along for the ride. We sure didn't fuck our way to 38 million people.

>>93834085
Sorry, just having a chuckle at how utterly retarded that is.
Oh, and head somewhere other than Austin, Commiefornians. We're already Weird enough, we don't need you trying to play at being hipsters too.

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>>93828745
that one panel is literally this

>>93834101
>You say this as if it's a revelation, and not exactly what they've been trying to do for years.
Honestly, I don't much pay attention to California so I wasn't aware of all that

>>93828797
>Darth Steve Jobs

>>93829555
Even the kids are armed.
In a state where grown ups want to get rid of guns as fast as they can.

This comic is comedy gold on so many levels.

>>93834425
The fact that the state and people hellbent on disarming themselves thinks they can put up a resistance is great

I've heard SOME lefties are realizing the government won't always be their friend now that Literally Hitler is president, but I doubt enough of them have seen the light

>>93834425
>>93834477
Problem is every time we are going to vote on gun control, somebody shoots a bunch of people up. Remember that this new round of retarded gun and magazine laws came after the San Bernardino shooting. Every time we are about to nut up, somebody gives us a reason to be scared again.

>>93834525
And yet the rest of the country doesn't puss out.

>>93834525
>San Bernardino
If only we knew what drove them to kill a bunch of innocent people

>>93834544
If only. God, it's such a mystery!

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>>93833291
>>93833369
>>93833372
Are you telling me that Californians actually fell for a Simpsons gag but with real money?

>>93831675
>>93831621
I unironically wish the Confederate flag was the one used. It looks way better than the Union flag.

>>93832165
Why are Californians migrating to Austin and voting to make Texas more like California?

>>93834539
>And yet the rest of the country doesn't puss out.
Don't get on too high of a horse, after 9/11 the rest of the country flipped their shit so much that they attacked the wrong country.

>>93834544
>>93834553
It was absolutely Islam, but Californians don't generally turn on their neighbors given one in house case of terrorism among thousands of Californian Muslims.

>>93834575
Was the sales song at least half as good as the one in simpsons?

>>93834599
It's not about turning on Muslims. It's realizing that guns are the same fucking thing. Millions of your neighbors own guns. Why do you stop and realize that turning on all Muslims in bad, but you don't stop and realize that turning on all gun owners is also bad? Explain that one, because I really want to know.

>>93829863
>>93829887
>>93829916
>>93829946
>>93829966
>>93829989
>>93830007
>>93830034
>>93830070
Does this essay explain why so many people are knitting?

>>93834598
BECAUSE THEY KNOW ENOUGH TO ABANDON A SINKING SHIP BUT NOT ENOUGH TO DRILL HOLES IN THEIR NEW ONE

JOKE'S ON THOSE FUCKERS, TEXAS STATE LEGISLATURE IS BASICALLY DESIGNED TO BE UNABLE TO OPERATE IN A TIMESCALE FASTER THAN DECADES

>>93833072
>You have to have value as a human being, or be a brown person claiming refugee status, regardless of whether or not you qualify for it
You can be Chinese and have lots of money, too.

>>93834653
>You can be Chinese and have lots of money, too.
Fuck, I forgot

The Canadian race war between Arabs and Chinese will be interesting. I hope I live long enough to see it

Fuck, maybe I should move back to Houston

do you remember when you could make fun of homosexuals and women on /co/?
pepperidge farm remembers
do you remember bashing redwood for being the nigger mod who only liked spiderman because he was black and iit was easy for him to cosplay and fuck chicks at cons?
pepperidge farm remembers

>>93834635
>Why do you stop and realize that turning on all Muslims in bad, but you don't stop and realize that turning on all gun owners is also bad?

There is no good reason. Gun control is like our version of climate change denial or creationism. Its retarded but it somehow became state policy.

>>93833196
>Fallout actually developing away from Post-apoc rpg into frontier and wild west rpg.
I'm so glad F4 doubled down on the wild west feeling.

We need a full on wild west RPG.

And yes, Ulysses is basically Avellone bitching about shit changing. You seen his NCR rant? Holy shit.

>>93833555
I've lost a lot of respect for Obsidian as writers after realizing they're total SJWs.

Can't even take a lover in New Vegas as a straight dude.

>>93834717
>Can't even take a lover in New Vegas as a straight dude.

Can't you fuck that red haired lady who runs the monster fighting arena?

>>93834635
Muslims are a protected people in many nations because dumb politicians believe they can be used as political capital.

Any gun control bill is a means of disarming the general public, period. If the government is allowed to ban citizens from being able to defend themselves then we become Europe.

It is nothing more than a means of controlling people which is why so many Americans are against gun control beyond a full auto ban.

>>93834010
That's how I feel about old Canada, bud.

>tfw used to have a comfy identity as a rugged outdoorsy folk who were nice but didn't fuck around
50 years of communist shit and we got nothing left.

>>93834731
Full auto is so fucking retarded as it is

>>93834652
It just baffles me. Same with retarded chinese coming to Canada and making it more like China.

Why abandon a piss smelling shack only to piss in the new one?

>>93834675
Not really. The chinese and arabs don't have guns. Canada is like a macro california in that it's a whole lot of rural, redneck people with a few super lefty cities.

>>93834738
Well you still got maple syrup.

>>93834602
Highspeedrail.
Highspeedrail.
Highspeedrail.

I hear those things cost a lot!
It will be funded by legal pot!
Is there a chance you're on the take?
Why, I just work for the state!

What about the freeway lanes?
Global warming, are you insane!?
Were you sent here by special interests?
Working with Caltrans isn't incest!

I think I'll just fly from LAX.
But trains will surely get you sex!
I swear it's CAs only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

HIGHSPEEDRAIL!!!
What's it called?
HIGHSPEEDRAIL!!!
Once again!
HIGHSPEEDRAIL!!!

But the East/West freeways are still clogged and broken!
Sorry, taxpayer, the mob has spoken!

HIGHSPEEDRAIL!!!
HIGHSPEEDRAIL!!!
HIGHSPEEDRAIL!!!
HIGHSPEEDRAIL!!!

Slow speed...D'OH!

>>93834766
>Why abandon a piss smelling shack only to piss in the new one?
Because it's all you know

You know you came from a bad place, but you can't help but turn the new one into the same place you left.

Much like parts of Sweden turning into Mogadishu

>>93834730
Yeah, but only her and hookers. Hardly a whirlwind romance.

Compare that to 3 gay companions, 1 bi companion who you can't fuck, and the rest of the overridingly gay NPCs.

You only get ONE fucking dialogue choice for choosing LadyKiller. In the whole game.

>>93834761
Outside of a combat situation I would agree.

"Hey guys! Wanna blow $300 in ammo in under a minute?" said no casual gun owner ever.

I know that there are plenty of people who go to Big Shoot events up in places like Arizona and Indiana and they bring fucking artillery pieces and miniguns. Not bashing them in any sense, but there's a reason it's a once a year thing. The money in ammo for those weapons alone has got to be ridiculous.

>>93833196
>>93833555
>>93834694
I have no sympathy for Avellone or any of those twats in Obsidian. They dug their asses into a hole with both the NCR and the Legion-actually no, just the NCR. Obsidian fucked up on the 'dark mirror' aspect of the Legion so we were stuck with lame larpers, thus leaving only one faction you could really side with. Then there's the graphical glitches, the game being virtually unplayable without mods, a autistic as fuck fanbase, and the strip being the most disappointing thing I've ever experienced in a game.

At least that Frontier mod looks cool.

>>93834873
We really needed to see at least a portion of Arizona in the game. Having Cass give some lip-service to it was not enough.

>>93834899
>>93834873
>Frontier mod
Mah nigga. Though I wish it was using F4's better engine. It's still all I've ever wanted.

>>93834599
Nobody trusts the Moslems here in California. Even the liberals, but it's a fake village people-type of tolerance and it's very clear they're not welcome here. Just the way they look at you and our women, they're sizing us up for conquest and fantasizing about raping our girlfriends and wives. You can see it in their eyes and we all know the pointy nosed merchant sees it as kosher.

>>93834952
Nobody with a brain trusts a large influx of another culture.

We'll always be tribal. Gotta learn to live with it.

>>93834786
But that's completely wrong, retard. Lady Killer has plenty of dialogue options, albeit not as many as Widowmaker/Confirmed Bachelor, but that was the same thing in FO3 since, surprise surprise, there are way more male NPCs than female!

>>93835021
>Lady Killer has plenty of dialogue options
List them.

Also, you're saying there's more gay male npcs than there are straight females?

>>93833745
i'd fuck that monster girl.

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>>93835044
I'm saying that the game doesn't like to distinguish between Widowmaker/Confirmed Bachelor options if it doesn't absolutely HAVE to, which leads to a lot of situations where a character that can be influenced by one of those two perks can also be affected by the other.

By the way, this list of interactions is larger than the FO3 and FO4 lists combined. Stupid nigger

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>>93834730

>>93834101
Yep. So far the Cali politicians only seem to like the low/underclass, and a VERY specific part of the middle class. Mostly because millennials, blacks, and Mexicans will always vote for more welfare thus keeping the democrats in power. Especially now with 'Basic living income' guaranteeing everyone a place in a rundown trailer park, the up and coming twenty year olds are all over that shit. The silicone valley twats are just virtue signaling to their fellow yuppie friends.

>>93833182
>Slow speed regular
>100 billion.

How the fuck can Cali stay afloat is beyond me. It's gonna be a bloodbath when the startup bubble will burst.

>>93833929
>I want comfy California back
you want have comfy cali. you'll have either Detroit or Mexico

>>93834766
The Chinese will win due to having reliable white auxiliaries who hate the moslems far more than they do. Sort of like the British and the Skihs during the 19'th Century now that I think of it.

>>93835340
>virtue signaling
I hate that fucking term. They're just slapping themselves on the back for being elite plantation living slave-owners. That's what the "living wage" is. Neo-slavery. It's the exact same fucking thing that you get from apologists of the pre-Civil War south.

"Hey, the slaves that nanny my kids, clean my house, and tend my crops were taken care of! They were given food and housing!"
Now its:
"Hey, the lower classes that nanny my kids, clean my house, and mow my lawn are being taken care of! They're getting a 'living' wage!"

The hypocrisy is simply shocking in it's absolute bluntness.

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>>93834010
It wouldn't bring back the past but it could give us a place to start again.

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>>93834773
7/10 not bad.

This is almost as laughably terrible as an afternoon watching CNN. About as competently produced as well. I'm sure it'll win a bazillion awards for being brave, you know, because it holds the exact same opinion as every other empty headed twat on the coasts.

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>Calexit

>>93835918
Are you implying California seceding could only be carried out as a false flag operation?

>>93828634
This is a great comic. Anyone who doesn't like it isn't a real American. Go live in the Middle East if you like tyrants so much you un-American fucks. I don't want you dirtying our soil.

>>93828655
Black Mask is so bad. It's the most faux-punk you can get. A bunch of upper middle class white people getting together and pretending they're working class from the 80s.
Punk without taking a punch

>this and Divided States of Hysteria come out in the same week

time to get dumping

>>93836103
>all the images are 4+MB so I have to resize em all


oh god dammit

non-american here
why is secession not allowed in the US?
From what I gather its silly to do it in the first place but didn't texas want to secede and did for a week or something then the US took it back or something
and now its written somewhere that states now can't secede or it's very hard to

>>93836155
You need a majority of the other states to allow you to secede which is weird but you really only hurt yourself if you did since you would only rely on what your state produces in its borders and have a good budget and any federal money for projects is now nonexistant. It's basically impossible for the state itself to vote on being able to move towards seceding.
California is constantly saying its the 6th largest economy in the world but if it seceded it would be a small farming economy at best every tech, entertainment and headquarters would move to be in the USA

>>93836290
A small farming economy at best? You need fucking water to farm

>>93836155
We had a bit of a civil war over the issue. Secessionists lost, and it was made extremely difficult (pretty much impossible) to do it legally to reduce the chances of it happening again.

Texas likes to threaten it more often than others because of their history. They started off seceding from Mexico, existed as an independent country for a few years before joining the US willingly, seceded AGAIN in the civil war, and came out far more intact than the other southern states. So its a go-to protest slogan whenever the federal government does something to piss them off.

>>93829515
NEWFAG detected.

>>93836463
>>93836290
i guess it makes sense in the way that the US would lose power if states could freely concede

It just conflicts in my view of what the american ideal was, to be more self-ruling where the individual states have more power

>>93836630
That was the ideal and still is for many. Problem is that Lincoln set that ideal on fire then beat it to death with a broken railroad track. Now in practice the states only have rights until the feds decide they don't. See the gay marriage thing for a recent example. It was a state level issue, but after failing to pass it at a state level even in California, it suddenly became a constitutional issue and got forced down all the state's throats via the supreme court.

>>93829673
I've said this every thread but Hydras half as evil and even they flattened Vegas just to kill like a dozen rebels

>>93830070
This book is so bad it somehow made The Divided States of Hysteria look good in comparison. It has claimed the spot for the second worst book of the year right after America

>>93828634
>>>>>>/pol/

>>93837931
>.t Commiefornian

>>93828634
So it's only 1 issue so far?

>>93831809

To be fair

I hear Mexico isn't the funnest place to piss off the people in control.

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>have actual love for California
>moved from Wisconsin to Cali when I was 7 due to my dad joining the military and the amount of things I got to experience there from 7 to the age of 13

Liberal circle jerking aside, still have yet to have better bean and cheese burritos outside of Fairfield.

>>93834599
>but Californians don't generally turn on their neighbors

Yes, yes, it only took the fucking Emperor of the United States to actually step into the streets himself and tell the crackers to fucking stand down to stop one of the many anti-chinese riots, but Calis never turn on their neighbors.

>>93829555
>>93829582
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

YOU HAD RACIST STEVE JOBS AND YOU LET HIM WALK?

>>93838517
I don't get that part either

>>93833555
>Ulysses was basically Chris Avellone jerking off about all of his complaints with Fallout just like Kreia was him jerking off about his complaints about Star wars.
At least you can tell Kreia to fuck off in KOTOR2. Also, fuck Avellone. I could tell within 5 minutes of spending time with them which companions Avellone wrote in Pillars of Eternity, because they were both shit that stuck out like a sore thumb

>>93829887
I love how there's no introduction to any of these people he interviewed like we're supposed to know who the fuck they are. I see the small blurb at the end, but give us some context before all this text, dammit.

>>93838517
The real reason is obviously because they can't kill a major villain in the first issue.
It'd be even more contrived if Inquisitor Jobs made his escape from being surrounded with barely any men deep in enemy territory, rather than he ducked into a bulletproof limo he was right next to.
>>93829316
>Yfw no stinky strung out wonder woman patsy

>>93838566
Yeah, I hated Durace

Especially because unlike every other companion aside from Grieving Mother (the other avellone companion, hey!), you can't just do his quest all at once.

You either HAVE to have him in your party so you can do it over the course of the game or you have to sit at the home base and just rest every 2 minutes so he will fucking talk to you and let you continue.

AND he's the only character whose quest has a trigger in a major section of the story (thats also completely missable if you don't talk to all of the gods).

And hes just so fucking edgy. I nearly decided to just not finish his quest on my most recent run so he'd fucking kill himself, but I wanna see what he does in Deadfire so I let him live Chances are he's gonna somehow kill Eothas again or something.
So yeah, fuck Durace and fuck Avellone.

>>93829555
>The Munsters theme playing in the background

>>93829555
Paper mache flooring is all the rage these days

>>93829794
Are you fucking new here? Pain storytimes are always reaction allowed.

>>93840191
No, generally they aren't allowed til after the story time is over with only specific story related exceptions. General reaction pics are frowned on.

OP even asked people not post reactions

>>93835522
>I hate that fucking term
Why? The term sufficiently describes the behavior it refers to.

I think at this point ive figured out what i hate about modern far-spectrum politics, its the fact that no matter what the different sides ideals are, they act near goddamn identical from one another.

They may go on and on about the evils of the patriarchy or the threat the Jewish people pose against us but it all ends up with them doing the exact same shit.

With them creating hug-boxes and echo chambers to circle-jerk about their beliefs and blame everyone with beliefs even somewhat different than theirs for all the worlds problems.

just take any stupid /pol/tards or SJWs, ravings and switch out a couple of key words and one can perfectly replace the other.

thieve become an infection that infests everything and im getting sick and goddamn tired of it.

Weren't these the same kind of people who were mad about Britain leaving a union?

>>93841020
It's different when it goes against my politics!

>>93828634
Weak premise. Californians really play the sanctuary game to keep the crops picked and the tacos cooking. The rural redfags in the East and CV now complain that they don't get enough illegals to work, but the scoop there is that Mexicans abandon non-payers and a lot of them played the deport-on-last-payday game with them. The reasons the West Coast might secede over are nothing to do with this.

>>93841092
don't bullshit and act like the right doesn't do the same goddamn thing

>>93828716
>Jefferson having anything to do with the commie side in this shitty insurrection
>inland California siding with the poofs and gun-grabbers
Why are California seperatists so retarded?

>central valley cooperating with this
your supply of food'll be cut off before you can ask me to fuck your wife.

>>93841185
I think the canon reason is all the Mexicans and Muslim stuff moved to Cali and took it over

>>93841204
This sounds like something that would be dealt with a lot more harshly than what this comic seems to imply.

>>93841020
Yes, wait for the sequel comic about Brexit, where the country is split between the pro-EU Millerists, and the followers of King Nigel the First.

Why would the government invade California? I would just blockade all the major highways to the coast, shut off their water access, then bomb every airport.

Let that area return to a desert

>>93841020
Considering that the movement was literally funded by the kremlin, as in dollars and office space, and the leader has renounced his US citizenship and moved to moscow, and that the russian ties are actually admitted to in the comic in the political section, and that Russia is pro Brexit, I'll say no.

No source on my claim, because this isn't fucking /pol/ but 90 seconds on google will show the russian role in Calexit very clearly.

>>93840191
WTF are you on. Those reaction images werent' even /co/ related to begin with, and could get 'mooted for that alone. And in any case, the default is to deffer to what the storytimer wants, or to default to waiting until the end.. Now, many storytimers of pain are actually OK with reaction images, and some actively enjoy it, but this guy asked not to be interrupted.

>>93841170
I have no clue how you could have drawn that from anon's post.

>>93841261
Ports, military bases, the fact that probably of third of the state doesn't want to leave.

>>93828716
>adding Vancouver to their little map
>not understanding that it is a foreign country
>believing that their cronies would not get shot dead in the streets before Canadian Forces liberated the city
This delusion.

>>93828824
This dialogue is so on the nose.

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What is the point in making this comic.

>>93828828
>he actually likes having a singular party!

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>Calexit

>>93841400
Probably made by Cascadia now! dickheads.

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>Calexit

>>93841170
Where did I say anything about right or left? Everyone fucking does it. They're all hypocrites.

>>93841302
A third? I'd be fucking amazed if even one third was secessionist.

>>93841302
>third
What? I'd say three out of every four people know leaving the union is a very, very, VERY bad idea and refuse to support CALEXIT. The only ones who I've seen supporting it are hipsters, and Mexicans who can't even speak English. And the latter doesn't even know what in the hell they're voting for; they just get driven down to the voting station, are told to mark in a certain box, and are given free beer as payment. Jerry Brown even tried drumming up support and he just couldn't do it.

>>93836102
So Green Day then?

>>93838485
That Beautiful Madman.

>>93829176
>bloodbaths bring down the property value
Really? Isn't the "rich people are shallow" trope a bit played out now? Isn't it more likely that people just don't want violence in their neighborhoods for that reason alone?

>>93841706
>>93841802
I was just going by voters that went with Trump from Cali.

>>93841649
>2nd March to the sea: Pacific Edition
Let's make it so

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>>93829582
>liberals
>owning a barrret

>>93841464
So the creators can pat themselves on the back.

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>>93829582
>liberals
>all owning guns
>cali-fucking-fornia

Reminder this could never happen for several reasons:

1.) The actual leftist establishment in the rest of the US would be against it. No California means no Electoral Votes means no Democrat will ever be elected again. Cali/NY are the only reasons Dems can win elections

2.) No way police/national guard of california would side with a leftist social justice-orientated regime. These people seem like BLM with machine guns, what kind of cop would fight for that? Thus, their areas would be out of control and overrun by crime by street gangs (LA in particular)

3.) Without federal money a lot of Cali's economy would fall apart. California has a huge welfare state to support to keep its people happy and can only tax so much

4.) Cali gets nearly all of its power and natural resources such as water from other states, Arizona in particular.

5.) Outside of the cities, California isn't as leftist as people think

>>93842109
It's not that crazy, remember how that gun grabbing Californian Senator Yee was busted for gun running? Gun control is for other people.

>>93842168
I remember that guy. Leland Yee. They have no issues arming gang bangers to kill cops for more money it seems. But libs? LOL

>>93842168
Most of the constituency of California is against gun ownership.

The senators and congressmen are against the constituency owning guns. Not for themselves.

>>93841943
Republican Californians don't fucking vote, what would be the point? Cali is forever blue

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>>93829673
>she's running on a prosthetic leg
Holy shit. I'm dying.

i wonder if american society will ever stop deifying reprobates, rockstars, and rebels. i wonder if america will ever give law and order its due.

>>93828683
Even ignoring the propoganda, the narration is clumsy as fuck.

>>93834694
>>93834873
>You seen his NCR rant? Holy shit.
No, I haven't, please show me.

>>93842599
>i wonder if america will ever give law and order its due.

Cops can pretty much do whatever they want

>>93841833
Pretty much, yeah.

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Reminder that Tandi is the last true Californian president and that NCR will suffer food shortages in a decade.

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Scared, nazis?

>>93841649
This Yankee will gladly burn the West just as my ancestors burned down the South when they secceed.

>>93842953
I wonder what AntiFa and Alt-Right will do when the real crazy Commie and Fascist fundies turn up.

>>93842677
if you think that is what i meant then i am not quite sure how to respond. more to the point, your statement indicates that your experience with law enforcement is completely vicarious.

>>93842953
why would anyone be scared of an airsoft army?

>>93843005
>fascist fundies

You mean FBI agents?

>>93843005
Fight amongst themselves obviously.

>>93842953
The last time a bunch of left-wing commie college aged kids got it in their heads that they should try to bring change with violence, millions of people died, a bunch of priceless historical artifacts were destroyed forever and hundreds of years of traditional culture were lost.

Fuck commies.

>>93842953
Antifa is legitimately more threatening than /pol/beards

>>93843188
>Ridiculous looking tryhards ae legitimately more threatening than ridiculous looking tryhards
Sure thing anon.

>>93829878
He fucked Skelitor Wonder Woman while smoking meth on a merry go round.
Does this nigga look like he gives a fuck?

>>93832757

It's so terrible here guys, the other day I had access to health care as my income was constantly going up thanks to our robust econ. It was horrible, then I drank some fresh mountain spring water out of my tap, it had NO LEAD in it! FUCKING NONE!! God if only the GOP could come in here and blow all my tax dollars on some rich asshole who'll leave town the second it all dries up....

>>93843298
One actually vandalizes people's property, the other just posts on /pol/

>>93834738
you've got being rude to americans!

you know.

like the french.

>>93836990
>See the gay marriage thing for a recent example. It was a state level issue, but after failing to pass it at a state level even in California, it suddenly became a constitutional issue and got forced down all the state's throats via the supreme court.
Wasn't that in of itself extremely unconstitutional?

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>>93828634
...so when do they make the comic where California is annexed by Japan, Mexico, and Pueblo?

>>93839883
>>93838566
What makes me even madder is how much the internet circle jerks Obsidian. You still get people blaming Bethesda for them not being able to fulfill a contract they willingly signed.

>>93843524
That's The Man in the High Castle.

>>93843298
>assault and vandalism
>tryhard

Sure, sure. Don't punch left, right?

>>93841400
They wouldn't even care. Vancouver is basically a chinese province anyway.

>>93829629
Oh wow, it's not the evil Homeland Security that shoots first.

>>93838485
>Having to go back decades to dig up shit.

>>93843188
t. terrified polcuck

>>93843492
gay marage isn't some nebulous religious thing in america. I mean it is but not really. The issue is that marriage has dozens of fucking benefits from the government. So it was unconstitutional to give one set of people rights and another set of people no rights.

Another way to solve this would have been to abolish marriage as a fucking state institution and make them all civil unions -basically making civil unions marriage from a benefits level- but religious people would have freaked even more and people would have had to refile and shit. So short term solutions over better long term ones.

>>93843595
Actually I was thinking of Shadowrun
>California decides to secede and celebrate its independence from the rotting carcass that is the U.S
>Almost instantly after everyone annexes it, carving the former state into sovereign territories.
>All attempts to resist are ruthlessly crushed by a liberal application of force.