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>Apocalypse needs Four Horsemen, so he chooses a guy who can

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>Apocalypse needs Four Horsemen, so he chooses a guy who can control magnetism and destroy the world, a girl who can control the weather and destroy armies, a girl who has a lightsaber and information he needs, and a guy who can shoot metal feathers, which makes him almost as deadly as a shotgun
>Vulture uses an alien gun that makes blue energy explode off of things instead of killing them, making him almost as deadly as a shotgun
>Shocker has access to an alien punch gauntlet, which is worse in every possible way than a shotgun
>ATM thieves use another of Vulture's fancy alien guns, which makes them almost as deadly as a shotgun
>Black Widow has access to insane cutting edge technology, so she uses a normal handgun and is somehow as useful in a fight as Iron Man, Thor, and the Hulk
>Hawkeye in general
>Loki uses knives, which makes him almost as dangerous as a medieval knight
Why are superheroes so dumb?
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>>93827830
But Black Widow isn't as useful as Iron Man, Thor and Hulk

In the New York battle she was focusing on smaller footsoldiers while they were taking out entire whaleships

And while the others kept the army of aliens busy she went off to steal the scepter and close the portal, being useful in a different way
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Sounds like we need a new street level hero, alias: The Shotgun.
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>>93827830
If you spend any brain power on the conceit of super heroes, you're doing it wrong.

The concept is inherently childish and nonsensical.
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>>93827830
>ATM thieves use another of Vulture's fancy alien guns, which makes them almost as deadly as a shotgun
But they weren't using them as weapons, they were using them to steal from ATMs.

Good luck doing that with a shotgun.
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>>93827830
OP really loves shotguns
>Shocker has access to an alien punch gauntlet, which is worse in every possible way than a shotgun
his gauntlet can upturn a bus, a shotgun cant do that
the weapon is probably a utility weapon designed to break open steel doors that is re-purposed for combat

>ATM thieves use another of Vulture's fancy alien guns, which makes them almost as deadly as a shotgun
they werent weapons, it was a heist tool, that was used in desperation as a weapon, they did have normal shotguns
>Black Widow has access to insane cutting edge technology, so she uses a normal handgun and is somehow as useful in a fight as Iron Man, Thor, and the Hulk
she is not above using alien rifles, and she does use fancy toys like the disguising membrane
she is a spy and sneak first, combat second, and would prefer concealability over lethalty
and given that her handgun was capable of firing into the weakpoints of chitauri armor, which is indestructibe, she is very deadly with it
>Hawkeye in general
he can fire an arrow into a turbofan from a long distance at high altitudes, he can shoot an arrow into a USB port, he can golf at a handicap, he can throw darts without looking
he can use playing cards and i will not doubt his lethality
also, he mostly uses the arrows to deliver specialized payloads like bombs or grapnels, killing people is just a nice bonus
>Loki uses knives, which makes him almost as dangerous as a medieval knight
those knives penetrate thors skin, which is bullet, missile and hilk proof
those knives will do
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>>93827894
Already did it
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>>93827830
Superhero movies, yes.

All those guys are much better equipped in 2D.
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>>93829306
>OP really loves shotguns
Who doesn't?
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>>93827830
Shotguns are some of the most underrated weapons.
There's a reason even in action-shit heroes dodge bullets but rarely shotgun blasts.
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>>93831571
>There's a reason even in action-shit heroes dodge bullets but rarely shotgun blasts
Because action movies exaggerate spread. Also, you mispelled overrated
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