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What is she, /swco/?

>>93825301
Reminder that the holiday special is canon

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>>93825310
How do you do it?

>>93825310
My favorite meme. You never cease to amaze, you Michelangelo of shitposters.

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>>93825301
nice you used my pic :D

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SO HOW BOUT THOSE GIANT ASS SPIDER WALKERS AY

>>93825310
she is a bit mysterious, we dont really know what she is besides minor unimportant and pointless.

>>93825427
I like it

>>93825427
Looks kinda like two slavs courting

>>93825350
>>93825381
Someone should make the version of the Sillicon Valley click farm gif with the indians waiting for new /swco/ thread to post "what is she".

>>93825427
I'm gonna reserve judgement on any of these new walkers until I see them move.
The designs don't really lght my fire, looking at them stationary, but they could be for a good reason - if they animate them to move about in an impressive or especially menacing way.

>>93825427
Someone post the lego version

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Reminder

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What is the lewdest thing in Star Wars and why is it hand-holding?

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>>93825530
Hand-holding while doing other unspeakable things.

>>93825571
>unspeakable
I guess Sabine must be into some pretty weird shit.
Mandos, man. Watch out for them.

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>>93825427
Meanwhile there's whatever the fuck this thing's meant to be.
Honestly I like these two more than gorilla walker. They evoke the image of the AT-AT/ST whilst still adding something original to the mix.

>>93825494
You can see a little bit of crabbo walking around at the start here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiFck6h6VaA

Meanwhile pic related looks like it's trying to be strandbeest, which would be really cool to see in motion onscreen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYGJ9jrbpvg

>>93825462
as a slav myself I can confirm

>>93825615
>I like these two more than gorilla walker
Gonna second this.

>>93825615
>hux is included
PLEASE TELL ME HE HAS A COMBAT SCENE

>>93825641
Hopefully a walker falls on him

>>93825615
that thing is like that boston dynamics spiderwalker thing

itd be interesting seeing how they get the fuckin thing to turn

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>>93825571
delet this and get out

>>93825615
>You can see a little bit of crabbo walking around at the start here.
Genuinely never noticed that before. Thanks.
Have to squint though. They seem to be moving at the same pace as the old AT-ATs. The gorilla design makes me hope that they're gonna move like them - slow regular tread but sudden bursts of speed at close ranges. Would make for a good 'oh shit' moment cinematically.
I agree though that this other, sorta...spidery looking thing is more interesting. Can't wait to see what the hell this thing does.

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>>93825615
And then there's gorilla boy. I do like the extra guns and leg saws - keeps with the theme of FO designs trying to correct the Empire's mistakes. Other than that it's the same tier as the FO TIE for me - not really bad, just unoriginal compared to the other two.

>>93825725
>leg saws
Fugg are you talking about

>>93825693
sabine is shit but ssposters need to stop being such salty fucking avatarfags, roleplay elsewhere and let people have their fun you pathetic crackshippers

>>93825725
i still think those leg saws are grips for leaning down to drop off troops

>>93825743
Look at the 'jagged' part on the front legs toward the bottom. It's there to prevent another Hoth.

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>>93825743
What looks like serrated saws on the front legs. Obviously the FO took some pointers from the Battle of Hoth when designing their new frontline walker.

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>>93825781

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Daily reminder we're only 5 months away until it's revealed Snoke is Darth Plagueis

>>93825827
its more likely to be clone sheev then snoke.

but odds hes just an ancient evil, i mean sheev sensed snoke for years in the unknown region.

i think he would have known if he sensed his old master.

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>>93825827

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>>93825827
Five months until we get to see Goldmember gear Snoke in the flesh.

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>>93825781
>let people have their fun
But not you people. Your fun isn't welcome here.

>>93825859

I didn't even consider that it could be clone sheev, but now I realize that it's basically inevitable.

Fuck

>>93825864
I'm so pumped for Liberace pimpmaster snoke and his ninja turtles to freshen up the ST.
But I'm also saddened by hwo low the bar is after TFA: 'Something new. Anything! Even if it's dumb, we just want something new!'

>>93825641
Lego Star Wars for the past few years has been adding minifigs that have dick-all to do with the rest of the set. Like how the Phantom or whatever has a Thrawn minifig. Probably betting on people buying the sets FOR the minifigs.

>>93825908
>ssfag gets triggered by normal discussion and has to insert his avatarfagging into every single thread multiple times while telling others to leave
>gets told to fuck off
>accuses me of starting it
nice projection there, this cringeworthy forced meme has been clogging these threads for two fucking years and it needs to end

>>93825941
that would mean the snoke we saw was actually sheev and snoke has yet to be actually shown.

thats not a bad idea actually.

snokes the main reason sheev sent countless expeditions into the unknown region.

>>93825978
I'm not that first anon, nor do I post, ship, waifu, or even like ss. I just think they should be allowed to, as you put it, have their fun.
Also
.>ssfag gets triggered by normal discussion
The Sabine and SS fans like to ironically take pot-shots at one another in a spirit of fun, do you realise that? Sheesh, the thread is far and away fine walker discussion and snoke speculation. It's not being overrun. Take your own advice.

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>>93826045
This anon gets it.

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>>93825693
Why don't you make me if you're so tough? Face it, your waifu is dead. Despite what your delusions may tell you, Ezra never liked her. The were enemies. Your ship could never happen, and now will definitely never happen.

The only girl Ezra ever showed interest in is Sabine. While she initially turned him down, they have developed a close friendly relationship over the years, with an ever increasing focus on the two of them in Season 3 and promotional material of Season 4 so far. It may turn into something wlse, it may not. But it's the only ship in the show after Kanera that actually has anything going for it. You may not like Sabine, but you can't meme your way out of canon.

It's over, SSfag. I have the high ground.

>>93825864
Question is: will his ninja turtles bodyguards just stand around like the royal guards, or do some actual fighting?
Because if it's the latter that means, in all likleyhood, one of the following: someone manages to fight their way to snoke's throne room, kylo goes berzerk at snoke/snoke goes berzerk at kylo, or the elite goon squad gets sent out to take down someone appropriately threatening (Luke?)
Or a training/sparring scene

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>>93826102
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER.

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I want to see some ST characters visit Vader's fortress at some point. Like a group of smugglers getting lead to Mustafar on a quest for Vader's stolen treasure or Kylo going to knick some of grandad's old Sith tat or something like that.

You just can't add a bitching dark lord's lava castle to the lore and then do nothing with it.

>>93826088
no, this one does >>93826102

every time someone posts anything about either sabine or ezra (HEAVEN FORBID BOTH) some faggot roleplayer has gotta come in and post pedophile seventh sister "memes" (epic for the win xd) until he gets told off by maul, sticc, womanlet, bisectual posts, taking up an entire third of any given thread's posts

EVERY FUCKING THREAD FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS AND MOST DAYS HAVE MORE THAN ONE THREAD

>>93826113
>george is out of the picture
>snokes royal guard have vibro swords that block lightsabers

>>93826152
>Building a giant phallic tower on the site where you got your junk burned off.
Jeez, Vader. Bit obvious.

But seriously, they've got to do it. I'd personally like to see a new republic first-in mission after endor, and all the crazy shit they'd find there. But I guess they'd have bigger stuff on their plate for a while, so it probably all ends up on the black market before they can get there, with Kylo eventually getting into bidding wars for it all on e-bay.

>>93826152
We're gonna see it in the Vader comic at least, you can bet money on it.

LSG have been planning it for a long time, since before they knew for sure it would be in Rogue One.

>>93826102
Protip, aspie: he doesn't like Sabine either.

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>>93826190
not with Pablo around

>>93826206
what species are you that when you see this structure you think "penis"

>>93826206
ALL towers are 'phallic.'

>>93826206
>>Building a giant phallic tower on the site where a sith shrine is located
fix'ed

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>>93826226
Pablo is powerless.

>>93826226
Austrian.

>>93826219
That much is obvious.

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>We will never see a canon version of Ahsoka riding Anikan while calling him master

>>93826251
not a vibroblade

>>93826253
I thought your kind was mono-testicular, not hemi-pened

>>93826219
>>93826259
literally has never seen a single episode of rebels

>>93826259
Not to shitbucket Ezrabinefags.

>>93826288
>I see things no one else does, so I must not be a crazy crackshipper
You're getting more stale every thread.

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>>93826180
Hyperbole much?

>>93826308
>Protip, aspie: he doesn't like Sabine either.
you didn't watch the show because he always liked Sabine regardless of whether she liked him, he liked her in the first episode, he liked her even more in the last

>>93826356
if you want evidence, look at this thread, then look at the archives

I want to increase Dr. Aphra's midichlorian count, if you catch my drift.

>>93826405
>that one guy who believed midichlorians could freely float from one entity to another to grant them force powers
suddenly that's funny instead of being stupid

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>>93826282
Padawans are not for love making.
Unless it's Ezra.

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>>93826219
>>93826259
>>93826308
Please point me to a scene or a piece of dialogue or anything that indicates how much Ezra doesn't like Sabine.

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>>93826288
say that 2 my face faget nd not just on ur computr

>>93826453
I remember trying to explain how blood transfers wouldn't grant you force Powers because Midiclorians dont cause the force like 5 times

>>93826405
Does it involve penises?

>>93826405
>>93826453
You'd think Padme would have an off-the-charts midichlorian count by the end of ROTS. Instead she just seems to get less perceptive.

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It's emperors day and now we've made our stand
And now the powers of the empire
Have been driven from our galaxy

The battle's over but the war has just begun
And this way it will remain til the day when all are one

GENERAL VEEEEERS COMING TO SAVE THE DAY
'
GENERAL VEEEEEERS REBELS ARE FUCKING GAAAAAAY

>>93826479
I was making a Colonel Bogey joke
>Hitler has only got one ball!
>Goring has two but very small
>Himmler is somewhat sim'lar
>and poor old Goebbels has no balls at all

>>93826405
Midichlorians are in the blood, not in the cum

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>>93826102

>>93826553
they are in every single cell of every single life form, because they're just magical mitochrondria

>>93826553
I'm afraid this won't stop anon from trying.

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>>93826596
I can't blame him.

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>>93826642
>that dress and DFC

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>>93826662
>DFC
You fool, that's just her hand obscuring her tits from this specific angle

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has anyone replaced the crystal with a penis in photoshop? or redrawn the whole thing with a penis instead of the crystal because that does not look like a comfy surface to sit/lay on.

asking for a friend.

>>93826700
>asking for a friend
brah theres no harm in saying you want aphra to touch your penis

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>>93826475
>You will never be a Jedi Master who turns his padawan to the dark side for the purpose of love making

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>>93826206
>with Kylo eventually getting into bidding wars for it all on e-bay.

>kylo casually burns his way through the FO's budget snapping up every last piece of Darth Vader memorabilia that finds its way onto HoloBay
>one day Snoke goes to buy some new gaudy robes and one of those fancy White Dwarf Mollywhoppers to replace Starkiller
>gets his space credit card declined
>confused as fuck, checks his recent purchases
>finds out that Kylo "borrowed" his card to buy one of Darth Vader's gloves for three hundred million
>extinction event tier shit flipping ensues

>>93826662
aphra's boob size is constantly changing

>>93826723

are you saying your penis is not your friend? how sad!

>>93826547
Part of a noble tradition!
Reminder that a bawdy song called 'Darth Vader's Many Prosthetic Parts' is canon, and it got its author sent to a gulag.

>>93826482
I remember a now non-canon source claiming that Anakin had no anesthesia used during his vader suit surgery in order to preserve his midichlorians, which already makes no sense, now I guess thats just because Sheev was being a dick because dark side?

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>>93826662
Just look at this flattie

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>>93826753
my penis is not my friend, he betrayed me when he discovered furry porn and monstergirls were just as good as humans

>>93826760
>not A cups or even smaller
D R O P P E D
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>>93825427
More creative than any design in TFA at least.

>>93826760
>Aphra having big tits
They'll never find an asian actress to portray her

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>>93826760
Chelli's got the goods.

>>93826807
This might be even more disappointing, but thats a TFA design.

It was relegated to a blink-and-you'll-miss-it establishing shot, and it probably never going to be seen again, as TLJ is opting for the more familiar looking AT-AT walkers.

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>>93826801
bad taste to be desu

>>93826831
How little you know of Japanese porn!

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>>93826834
Damn right she does.

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>>93826831

that's why she should be mixed.

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>>93826578
>>93826102
>>93825571

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>>93826642
>>93826695
>Aphra with dyed blue hair
Which space-asian wore it better?

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>>93826871
thumbs up famalam, just like Mercedes Ngoh

>>93826871
this coyld actually work out. chloe is 25 and aphra is in her 30s presumably, so by the time theyd even have the chance to do an aphra movie shed be the right age

>>93826893
Sabine. It makes sense on her because her overall style is a rainbow explosion. Aphra's blue streaks just feel out of place on an otherwise completely black outfit.

>>93826871
>>93826943
Seeing Chloe as live-action Aphra is my #1 dream. Which deity should I praise to make this happen?

>>93826945

>on an otherwise completely black outfit.

except for all the purple.

>>93825859
>>93825941
We've been through this. Sheev is a clone of a man named Shev and Shev is Snoke.

>>93827039
Would a Snoke clone be called Snooke? Snke?

>>93826846
Oh.

Welp.

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>>93826700
Luke is too pure for me to shoop a penis in, but you're free to.

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>>93825862
>can you confirm snoke is not plagueis?
>he was killed by his apprentice, he's dead
not answering the question

>any chance snoke is plagueis
>plagueis died
still not answering the question

>2017 and people STILL doesn't realize they're trying to make us believe snoke isn't plagueis so they can keep it as the ebin twist, otherwise they would've just told us "SNOKE ISN'T PLAGUEIS", which they never have and never will.

>>93827121
It's fun to theorize that snoke is plague because of how oddly well things line up if it's true, but I honestly don't think they'll actually do it.

>>93827121
>one of the extraordinarily few characters in star wars canon actually CONFIRMED to be dead in multiple sources
>thinks he'll be back because...????

>>93827204
>Plaugeis was the most powerful sith lord who ever lived. But could he be the only one that never died?

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>>93827121

>>93827204
Because the shield was still up and secret ≠ illegal.

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>>93827182
>>93827204
>>93827121
imagine if twitter were around in 1980
Pablo Hidalgo would be inundated with stupid questions like "IS VADER RLY LUKES FATHER OR IS THIS JUST A RUSE????"
and 1980 Pablo answered "Vader is Anakin Skywalker" and this was somehow construed as dodging the question and people continued to think Vader was just lying and that he's not actually Luke's dad

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>>93827309
He'd just point people to this.

>>93827278
AHA HE DIDNT ANSWER IN THE FORM OF YES OR NO THAT MEANS SNOKE IS PLAGUEIS <------- super smart anonymous poster right here

>>93827281
I'm intrigued that you actually went to the effort to use the "does not equal" sign instead of easy moding with a =/= substitute, which shows a lot more ingenuity than that shitposter who actually used it unironically

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LOL

>>93827383
Don't mistake autism for ingenuity.

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>>93827385
The buildable figures always look like ass to me. The vehicles have always been where it's at.

>>93827309

>Anakin Skywalker
>That name no longer has any meaning for me

>Snoke, I figured you out. You're Darth Plagueis
>GENERHAL! That name no longer has any meaning for me.

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>>93827121
do you really think i spent countless credits and sent hundreds of ships to find my old master?

>>93827355
what year was this exactly? I'd like to know precisely when because that could put that one revisionist "lucas was just a lying hack who made it all up as he went along and never had any set ideas" author to rest

>>93827418
finding a specific text character and copy pasting it is a lot more clever and a lot less autistic than misunderstanding a fucking opening crawl to star wars

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Wondered why this thing looked a little familiar.

>>93827441
yes. He wouldn't recognize the new reformed plagueis

>>93827454

>It would not be relased until May 1980
>"So you've got two years to wait."

probably some time in 1978 then.

>>93827454
That was published in 1978.

What if Pre Vizsla is still alive? We never saw where the head went!

>>93827475

Well spotted anon

>>93827441
buddy, he is EXACTLY that stupid
>if I don't have every exact specific aspect of a plot spelled out in excruciating detail none of it happened and my headcanon is right
see >>93827478

>>93827493
>>93827504
so in other words Lucas had envisioned Anakin and Vader being the same person on the verge of ANH's release, and "muh leigh bracket" is a meme

>>93827478
Not entirely unfair. Give that Plague was basically immortal (until being murdered) it's not beyond reason that if Sidious didn't dispose of his body correctly he might be able to recover from what would have certainly been fatal to anyone else. Bit like Highlander scenario, having his head caved in put him out of the game for a while but since it wasn't cut off he got better.

>>93827525
fuck off

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>>93827525
Maul used it as a shit bucket.

>>93827549
>I don't like it when people use my same fallacious logic!

>>93827548
>basically immortal (until being murdered)
I think you might need to check your definition of immortal anon, because that's an awful big leap to assume after a guy is murdered both in canon and EU

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>>93827525
unless his head fucking sprouted legs and scuttled away like the thing, there's not much chance of him making a comeback

>>93825427
That's cool is it confirmed to be the walkers in ep8?

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>>93827544
>so in other words Lucas had envisioned Anakin and Vader being the same person on the verge of ANH's release, and "muh leigh bracket" is a meme
Absolutely he had that part planned. The only thing Lucas hadn't planned out about that reveal was precisely when to actually reveal it, whether it was something that should be hidden all the way to ROTJ or revealed in ESB. ESB won out. The reveal was always going to happen, and anyone that says otherwise is an ass gaping felchlord that's EUfagging for (You)s.

>>93827478
no.... sheev would never mistake the signature of his master.

its not my headcanon, its what we have seen in show and movie.

>>93827615
no that's a barely noticeable background vehicle that's only spotted for a few frames on starkiller base in TFA, the TLJ walkers are different

>>93825301
>OP pic
can someone please give me a quick rundown?

>>93827590
>definition of immortal
Well it was a reference to Highlander there which requires an immortal to die a brutal death after which they revive before they can be killed properly. It would hardly be the most farfetched thing to crop up in the franchise.

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What's his endgame?

>>93827590
oh right I forgot that episode where vizsla experimented with midichlorians to achieve immortality.

It's plausible Plagueis achieved immortality and lived on as some sort of force ghost until he somehow managed to regain his body

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>>93827625
Addendum to this: it was pretty likely Prowse's slip up referenced in the article was one of the big deciding factors into choosing ESB, since he'd already pretty much spoiled it to several hundred people.

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>that ending
UH OH
CHELLI IS FUCKED

>>93827672
>force ghost until he somehow managed to regain his body
you mean like what sheev did in the old canon?

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>>93827672
>Sith can't be Force ghosts REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>93827625
I always knew that, but there are a very large number of Lucas-hating faggots who suck the dick of some revisionist hack "tell-all" writer who pretended to know intimate details of the production of Star Wars and whose fraudulent memes have damaged the reputation of Lucas and Star Wars in general very unfairly

on the one hand I wish I knew who I was talking about so I could tell you who it is, but on the other I'm glad I don't remember because he was a repugnant self-aggrandizing wannabe celebrity and I'm really glad I got another means of btfoing his ilk

>>93827708
yeah kinda

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>>93827672
>tfw Sith can't be force ghosts

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http://www.cracked.com/article_24925_6-dumb-jokes-that-eerily-predicted-big-hollywood-twists.html
>A recent documentary focusing on Prowse delves into this mystery, but somehow Prowse doesn't remember blowing the twist. The director literally has to pull up the old newspaper clipping on an iPad and show Prowse that he totally ruined the ending for people. In fact, because the line "I am your father" wasn't even recorded on set, Prowse recalls being surprised by the reveal at the premiere.
>The documentarians also interview Gary Kurtz, the producer of A New Hope and Empire, who claims it was just an amazingly lucky guess. So either Prowse's random bullshitting stumbled upon one of the biggest moments in movie history, or George Lucas was pulling story ideas from magazine interviews given by his non-speaking supporting cast.

i really want a clone sheev to show up... i would love to see darth plague.

but its reaching, unless you wana go

"OH SHEEV, I PLANNED ON YOU KILLING ME SO I COULD GO ON A VACATION TILL YOUR SHIT FALLS APART" - DARTH PLAGUEIS

p.s im gona steal what little is left over, so yeah know... just make some plans to send all your loyalists my way if you can

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case closed.

>>93827701
until it's revealed she stabbed Luke in the back one more time and put a tracker or some shit on him and she gets to bargain with Vader for a head start.

>>93827832
>So either Prowse's random bullshitting stumbled upon one of the biggest moments in movie history, or George Lucas was pulling story ideas from magazine interviews given by his non-speaking supporting cast
of course it does not give credit to the idea that Lucas actually might have thought it up and David Prowse might have absentmindedly heard it

>>93827832
In fairness, when Prowse made the slip he said it was a "possible" scenario, which meant at the time of the newspaper clipping, it hadn't actually been fully decided at the time. Filming for ESB hadn't even begun when he made the statement, so he wasn't certain, he just tossed it out to the audience as a probability. It wasn't entirely random bullshitting, it just wasn't set-in-script stone at the time of the interview.

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>>93827712
>>93827745

>"That’s the nature of the Sith, they don’t see anything beyond their corporeal existence. They live completely in the moment, but in the most unhealthy way. They’re self-obsessed, selfish, narcissistic, so much so that they can’t see that there’s any significance beyond their own lives. That’s not like a Jedi who’s wounded in battle but realizes that his death could mean something or inspire others, and thus can let go. If a Sith lies near death, they look at it like, “I can’t! I can’t! There’s still so much to gain. There’s still so much I want. Because if I die I lose everything.” So they continue to push themselves well past the point of logic."

A true Sith lord would never be capable of learning how to become a Force Ghost, because the Sith don't believe in life after death. It'd be more Sithlike for them to be focused on prolonging their own life in the material realm rather than ascending to a spiritual realm.

Does /swco/ think it's right that Prowse is banned from Star Wars forever?

>>93827960
but Plagueis wasn't your average sith lord...

>>93827990
>I'm not like other sith lords

>>93827967
Is he? I thought he still did conventions and what-not.

>>93827904
How many layers of keikaku is she on?

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>>93827967
Yes, fuck that faggot

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>>93827960
This is plausible as an explanation, but it's actually harmful to Star Wars' overall aesthetic, because the idea of Sith Lords lingering around as creepy ghosts and haunting ancient places strong in the Dark Side is fucking cool. I don't like the idea simply because it uses a philosophical justification to remove something that can generate cool visuals and moments. Star Wars should never do that.

>>93828064
hello Chris Avellone, how's KOTOR 4: The Search for Coldsteel coming along

>>93828064
>because the idea of Sith Lords lingering around as creepy ghosts and haunting ancient places strong in the Dark Side is fucking cool

Darth Bane did this in canon.

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the only real question is why did sheev gather his loyalists in the unknown region aboard the eclipse?

were they a gift for snoke? theres some connection between sheev and snoke we haven't seen yet.

or sheev just knew some thing was waiting out there for his legacy, since he fucked his up - pic related

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>>93828064
I always preferred that the Sith version always seemed like they were tethered to certain locations, they weren't free-roaming Force ghosts like the Jedi ones were. It gave the Sith that "tied to the mundane world" vibe they always had, but still left the option of some shitbag ancient Sith Lord haunting some place of power, whether there by choice or not. It also made places steeped in dark side power of more importance than what nu-canon seems to think of them.

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>>93828111

>>93828111
that was a hallucination manufactured by the force priestesses, much the same as the Vader tree on Dagobah

...you don't actually believe that was really Vader on Dagobah do you?

>>93828165
>>93828166
I actually fucking hate that smug piece of shit Pablo Hidalgo.

JUST MAKE SNOKE PLAGUEIS YOU HACK

Jedi Force Ghosts are a peaceful imprint in the force, right? I always figured Sith ones would be more like a wound in it, and would be imperfect and shitty because of it.

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>>93828111

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>>93828195

>>93827967
Not anymore, I mean I can understand outrage before but it's been a really long time

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>>93828149
Plus considering general Sith procedure is selfishly fucking everyone else over for their own sake, it'd be gorgeously karmic if their method of survival after death left them eternally chained in one place with no real freedom.

>>93828165
Fuck you, Hidalgo. If the bitch-ass Nightsisters can get away with it, Sith should. I legit think this spic piece of shit's mind is too small for the responsibility he's been given.

>>93827967
>>93828236
What did he do?

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If this is what a Star Wars cat looks like, what do dogs look like?

>>93828264
Lucas said the Sith cannot become force ghosts.

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>>93828326
like this

>>93828203
theres no such thing as sith force ghosts

>>93828264
not sith

>>93828278
he spoiled ESB in 1978 and was thenceforth banned from speaking at all official Star Wars events, but still did gigs at regular conventions

>>93828203
Force Ghosts(not limited to Jedi, just to light side users) are a persons consciousness preserved in the force. It's their own individual identity.

Sith cannot become Force Ghosts.

>>93828352
Yeah but there should be.

>>93828326
http://www.starwarsrpg.pettycomp.net/Creatures/AkkDog.html

>>93828370
>I know what's good for star wars better than George Lucas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjQH8a5jdMY

best shit ever

Not the other anons but, although it is an illusion, I think it makes sense that a Sith could haunt some place. Sith make sense as a more corporeal based ideal, while the Jedi are focused on the other wordly forces like the Force. Sith are attached to life and experiences unlike the Jedi.
That's just my thought on the matter though if there's a canon thing that says that's retarded then alright

>>93828278
Spoiled ESB in 1978
Talked shit about the prequels
Claimed Lucasfilm bilked him out of several million dollars post-ROTJ
Lucas banned him from official Star Wars gatherings in 2010, citing he'd "burned too many bridges".

>>93828333
That's a shitty idea, and someone should have told George so.

>>93828402
t. pablo hidalgo

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>>93828264
Nightsisters ≠ Sith. Not all Dark Side related groups are going to have the same beliefs and worldviews.

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>>93828433
>I KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR STAR WARS BETTER THEN GEORGE LUCAS
if you hate his vision so much than go write some fucking fanfiction

>>93828510
Why do you think George should be the only person with a say in Star Wars lore?

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>>93828454
Belief isn't relevant; it's about power and what you can do with it. Sith trump Nightsisters every time, ergo there's nothing a Nightsister can do that a Sith couldn't. It's sloppy logic to even consider otherwise, and that's why Lucas is a deluded hack with a tiny mind and his buttboys Filoni and Hidalgo are cowards for not telling him so.

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/809123410575912960

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/809147844917497856

https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/808340260568477696

basically, the Nighsister spirits in Rebels were similar to the undead corpses in TCW in that they're undead, but they're not individuals. Just a malevolent shell

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>>93828531
maybe because he created it?

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>>93828547
>pablohidalgo
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK PABLO! GIVE ME EU

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STREAM NOW!

Come join us for some dodgers duck, some Soup Man: The Anime Series, and korra!

Also 22 Jump Street, and maybe spooks if we have time!

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>>93828552
And then gave it up. His opinion is no longer necessary.

>>93828542
>Sith trump Nightsisters every time
actually... mother talzin would have accumulated enough power to topple sheev if mace windu didn't stop her during the jar jar binks gets laid EP

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>>93828572
Okay, I actually laughed at that gif. Well played.

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Do you think anything good will be announced at D23 this year?

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>>93828608
>if
Ifs are for weaklings.

>>93828628
Had anything good been announced before?

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>>93828578
if you actually believe that you have my pity

>>93828628
we'll get a new trailer

>>93827668
Animated section of the Star Wars Holiday Special

>>93828510
Star Wars is Lucas' vision that was refined and developed by dozens of other writers, artists, actors, and directors. It's imperative that Lucas, like all creators, have someone around to tell him when he's making a creative mistake.

The same thing happened with the creators of Avatar: The Last Airbender.

>>93828637
its really funny they choose windu for that one though, if windu failed then talzin would have stopped sheev.

he basically sealed his own doom.

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>>93828673
It's not a religion, shitburger. His voice is not holy.

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>>93828578
are you kidding? there still copying Georges old shit

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>>93828696
Windu's only in the habit of failing to act on his first impressions. He should have trusted his instincts and stood his ground about Anakin not being trained, or at least arranged for him to suffer a tragic accident in training.

>>93828578
And your opinion remains irrelevant, until you cough up something over four billion USD and take over ownership from Disney.

>>93828765
this is based on an outside perspective though, as far as he knew anakin was suppose to bring balance to the force.

its stupid how they couldn't see the jedi were the ones unbalancing the force.

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>>93828779
You'll know when I do, sunshine. Trust me on that.

>>93828687
you're right, it's Lucas' vision, and he has every right to alter it as he sees fit or keep things exactly as he wants them, and that's what's done, that's even what's still done with the LSG as they are frequently in contact with Lucas on an unofficial basis

he has every right to dictate the nature of his story without a committee upending it

>>93828731
I'd ask you if you knew what fiction was, but I dare not, lest you respond with something suitably...euphoric.

>>93827712
legends had the worst aesthetics

>>93828765
>or at least arranged for him to suffer a tragic accident in training.
>unironically wants a jedi to kill some kid just to keep him out of his club
wew fucking lad

>>93828820
Nah, that award goes to the ST.

>>93828801
And other people have every right to tell him when he's making a poor decision. I'm a writer myself, and I have learned to find the criticism of others invaluable. Any storyteller worth their weight at least gives consideration to people who tell them when an idea is bad. Even the harshest and most illogical criticism can contain elements worth listening to.

>>93828542
why is a mandalorian holding back Savage?

>>93828795
Until then, enjoy your impotence and rage, cupcake.

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>>93828792
He knew no such thing. Yoda guilted himself into allowing the training after Qui-Gon's death and made Windu suck it up. Windu knew it was a bad idea and didn't do anything about it. Windu never bought into that Chosen One shit, as evidenced by his attitude towards Anakin in ROTS, but he was still too chicken to defy Yoda.

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>>93828820
No it did-...well...

>>93827899
they were using with designs as standins for Kylo. they used the regular old case design a couple times too

also Finn is white there

the concept art doesn't matter

>>93828856
That's Maul, and they're getting the fuck out of there.

>>93828856
wait no I meant maul fuck

>>93828856
His Death Watch homies were trying to save his life.

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not canon but its still cool

>>93828852
So you quite literally and unironically believe you know Star Wars better than George Lucas does, just because your EU headcanon isn't pandered to. Got it.

>>93827701
You think Vader gonna try and throw her out if the airlock again this time

>>93828920
When did I say that? Don't put words in my mouth. I was speaking of critics as a general rule, and of Lucas' own history of receiving input from critics during the making of the OT. Don't presume to talk on my behalf.

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>>93828801
>without a committee upending it
I am not a committee!

>>93828920
George isn't the soul force behind Star Wars.

>>93828930
That clearly doesn't work, since everyone who gets tossed out there seems to live.

>>93828942
he is both the sole and soul force of it, without Georgie boy, there is no star wars

>>93828934
you just said not including sith force ghosts was a poor decision, in total ignorance of the lore consistency, and your justification is "because I want it", that's awfully arrogan

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>>93828995
You do know he's going to die, right?

>>93828979
Yeah he probably just force choke her or actually use a light saber this time

>>93828865
lol @ filename

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>>93828942
>force

>>93828936
I'm really glad you responded to me with that I was hoping someone would use that quote

>>93829006
yes and LSG is busy trying to get as much out of them as they can so they can hew as close to his vision as they can after he is gone
WWGLD

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>>93828995
>lore consistency

Talk about poor fucking decisions. Who gives a shit about lore consistency? Star Wars is purely about being cool. That, in fact, is my entire point with Sith Ghosts. They should be in because they're cool, and being cool is the whole reason behind everything worthwhile in Star Wars. It's not deep. It doesn't exist to convey some fundamental message or glorify God or anything like that. The entire reason anything good in Star Wars is good is because it's cool. Star Wars is the most spectacular media creation of the 20th Century, but there's nothing more to it than coolness. So, yes, the story group should absolutely be willing to chuck "lore consistency" out the window in the name of coolness, because that's all Star Wars is.

Is there any group of people who are more annoying than the people who refuse to call the first movie anything other than just "Star Wars"? It's been Episode IV: A New Hope for over 30 years.

>>93829118
Star Wars isnt just about cool shit you fucking moron, it's about life lessons for kids.

George said Sith cant be ghosts because they dont deserve eternal life and happiness, because their selfishness and greed and lust for power and immortality should not be rewarded.

I dont give a fuck how "cool" you think a spooky Sith ghost is, it doesn't belong in Star Wars, and it's the LSG's literal job to make sure such shit doesn't plague Star Wars ever again.

>>93829118
wow holy shit what a retarded child
I'm surprised you don't like TFA the most

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>>93829205

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>>93829162
Who said being a Force ghost is happiness, or is a reward? The Sith used to use it to curse their enemies with. Shutting off potential story is never a good idea. Lucas has made a grave error in judgment, and it'll be upended in due course.

>>93829118
if ever there was a more eufag post, I haven't seen it

>>93829205
I don't remember aphra looking that hot in force arena

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>>93829162
>Star Wars isnt just about cool shit you fucking moron, it's about life lessons for kids.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the life lesson, exactly? Buy more toys? Be a stupid American who's sort of a Buddhist, but not really? Come on, Anon, you're giving Lucas too much credit.

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>>93829230

>>93828910
what is this? Looks neato

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>>93829259

>>93829136
who does this?

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>>93829277
It's from this. It's not canon, though.

>>93829250
>It’s a film for 12-year-olds. This is what we stand for. You’re about to enter the real world. You’re moving away from your parents. You’re probably scared, you don’t know what’s going to happen. Here’s what you should pay attention to: Friendships, honesty, trust, doing the right thing. Living on the light side, avoiding the dark side. - George Lucas, Star Wars Celebration Orlando 2017

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>>93829236
>Shutting off potential story is never a good idea. Lucas has made a grave error in judgment, and it'll be upended in due course.
oh my God he's an actual member of the Alliance to Restore the EU

>>93829250
see above

>>93829277
mother talzin has her own section, its a really fun read.

its not canon though

>>93829230
>tfw I use a vader deck with Aphra
That pic related looks like B L A C K E D

>>93829289
Eighth Brother got swole.

>>93829259
http://partners.nytimes.com/library/film/091276wars.html

>"It's for young people. 'Graffiti' was for 16-year-olds; this is for 14-year-olds. Young people don't have a fantasy life anymore, not the way we did. All they've got is Kojak and Dirty Harry. There's all these kids running around wanting to be killer cops. "

>Looking back, Lucas is sure that "Graffiti" succeeded because he aimed it at a particular audience, just as he is doing with "Star Wars." "Nobody except Disney makes movies for young people anymore," he said. "I want to open up the whole realm of space for them. Science fiction is okay, but it got so involved with science that it forgot the sense of adventure. I want 'Star Wars' to make them think of the things that could happen. I'd like them to say, 'Gee! Wouldn't it be great if we could go and run around on Mars?' Kids today seem to be having a very boring childhood.

>"I proved that with 'Graffiti.' Teenagers just didn't have a movie they could call their own, where they could say, 'This is about me. So they took it over and made it theirs. Now I hope they'll do the same with 'Star Wars.' Kids may be a lot more worldly than they were, but I still think they'd like to have some sort of honest, clean. . ." He tailed off, suddenly embarrassed. "I mean, they should be able to go to the movies and see something.

>"The reason I'm making 'Star Wars' is that I want to give young people some sort of faraway exotic environment for their imaginations to run around in. I have a strong feeling about interesting kids in space exploration. I want them to want it. I want them to get beyond the basic stupidities of the moment and think about colonizing Venus and Mars. And the only way it's going to happen is to have some dumb kid fantasize about it--to get his ray gun, jump in his ship and run off with this wooky into outer space. It's our only hope in a way." - George Lucas, September 12, 1976

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>>93829289

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>>93829311
I'm not dues paid, but I do my part to restore balance to the saga instead of the revisionist dogshit Lucas claims he "always planned" but anyone alive between 1977 and today knows is just his autism talking.

>>93829236
>Shutting off potential story is never a good idea.
you're right, we need that Marvel/Doctor Who/JJ Trekverse crossover RIGHT NOW and while we're at it lets make sure to break the fourth wall like Mel Brooks and show that Star Wars is actually an earth movie franchise in universe, that would be EPIC!!!!!!!11111111

>>93829332
ha i wished rebels looked this good

>>93829328
meant for >>93829250

>>93828910
>>93829295
>>93829314
oh by the way its not canon guise

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>>93829349
I say bring it on! What's the worst that could happen?

>>93829347
ironic shitposting is still shitposting anon, but at least you're quite clearly deliberately fulfilling my prophecy
>>93827719
>>93827625
>>93827454
so I can forgive it

>>93829250
You need to fuck off back to /tv/ already

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>>93829390
Yeah what IS the worst that could- oh:
>Luke did I ever tell you about the time the droid bounty hunter IG-88 hacked the mainframe of the second Death Star during the Battle of Endor in an attempt to start a droid uprising and galactic purge of organic life while Emperor Sheev Palpatine used Force Real Time Strategy Game Unit Buff to mind control the Imperial Starfleet in preparation for the invasion of the galaxy by luddite Force-immune cenobites out of a Warhammer 40000 fanfiction called the Yuuzhan Vong, who were fleeing the Abominors, a mechanical race of despotic debauched homosexual rapist Tonka Truck Transformers, in order tobring about the genocide of all infidel races, causing Han Solo and Leia Organa's war hero son Jacen Solo to turn to the dark side and become Darth Caedus, the leader of a new sith empire who killed Luke Skywalker's wife Mara Jade, the former force sensitive imperial assassin, for the purpose of getting Luke to turn to the dark side by having him take revenge upon him?

>They were not good friends.

>>93829446
Who gives a shit?

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>>93829446
Such a clever boy, that Jacen.

>>93829347
>ANH novelization has a synopsis that pretty closely resembles the events of the PT
>multiple early sources from Mark Hamill interviews to the ROTJ novelization about how Luke's father died and Vader became more machine than man that are pretty close to what actually happened

hmmmm

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Just made this

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>>93829465
apparently (you) do lmao

>>93829517
ah, classic Jacen, aping Fyodor Dostoevsky like a typical pseudointellectual edgy teenager just like assassin's creed lmao

>>93829518
as usual, based Lucas knows his poetry

I'll miss him when he's gone people were far too cruel to him ;~;

>>93829530
should be SITHED.com desu

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>>93829530
Nicely done.

Why does this general worship all the things Lucas does?

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>>93829530
>not using the aurebesh version

>>93829517
Do you pronounce Darth Caedus as "See-duss", "Kye-duss", or sissy faggot?

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>>93829634
Give me one good reason not to

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I went looking for the Force Arena model of Evaan Verlaine, didn't find it.

But found something better.

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>>93829634
>why do fans of [thing] like and defend creator of [thing]?

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>>93829634
why dont you?

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>>93829635
Made the better version, don't feel like making 3
>>93829634
Because he's a visionary. You can say George is a hack or that he had no real skill but that is just plain wrong. Even if his plot writing wasn't great ( I liked it ) his vision for star wars was revolutionary at the time.

>>93829705
Because he sold the rights to Star Wars to Disney.

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>>93829694
But...that's gay! unless Evan is actually a dude, that's a boy's name after all...

>>93829662
Kay-eh-duss, but it rhymes with sissy faggot when put to a dubstep beat.

>>93829709
>Even if his plot writing wasn't great
It was thougg, especially in the PT.

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>>93829694

>>93829419
Maybe I will. /tv/ has a lot of flaws but I've found them more willing to analyze Star Wars as cinema than this thread is. In /tv/ you can get people who hate TFA AND the prequels.

>>93829752
Anon I said I liked it in parenthesis, you can't just read half of it and then respond. I think his writing is great, but some people don't like it, for reasons I can understand.

>>93829729
good fucking god, i would climb that blond piece of ass like a tree

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>>93829778
It gets worse!

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QUESTION

How is there anyone on this Earth invested enough in TFA to want to read tie-in material for it?

Who REALLY gives a fuck about "The First Order"?

Why would anyone care enough about Phasma to read a whole book about her?

etc
There's no meat to TFA because it was created first and foremost as a product.

>>93829783
we call those OT purists anon, and people who revile the vast majority of the content of a franchise do not get to call themselves fans

>>93829752
You cannot look at AOTC and the garbage 'romance' and call that good with a straight face.

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>>93829860
forgot my pic, although that guy isn't totally right saying nobody hated the prequels on release, it just wasn't proportionally any greater than any other movie

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>>93829783
>but I've found them more willing to analyze Star Wars as cinema
This doesn't describe /tv/.

>>93829871
Oh, but I can.
The fireside scene is one of my favorite SW scenes.
I find it unironically well written.

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>I have only shit quality version of Vader entrance from Rogue One
Help /swco/

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>>93829860
Mindless drones to the Mouse don't get to dictate who is or isn't a fan. Anyone outraged by the unnecessary violations inflicted on this franchise by its neurotic creator or his flunkies is more a fan than any prequel kiddie or nu-canon child parroting some sort of moral high ground out of slavish adherence or pure ignorance.

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>>93829897
they are willing to discuss kino though ;^)

in all honesty I'd prefer to go to /tv/ than this place, but it doesn't actually ever have reliable star wars threads, and you'd have to be fucking insane to think the newfag ribbitors who populate /tv/ wouldn't spam standard RLM memes as if we'd travelled back in time to 2009

>>93829871
this poster does not understand kino and the irony of a neckbeard arguing on the internet about awkward romance is probably lost on him

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>>93829957
>I hate this franchise more than you, that makes me the bigger fan!

>>93829929
You'll die a virgin, and alone. Ripping off ee cummings poetry isn't good writing, it's desperate fumbling by a clown whose strongest built romance in his entire cinematic history was in Willow, and it had to involve fairy dust.

>>93829961
>kino
Go back to fucking /tv/, newfag, and take your stolen German word with you.

>>93829988
damn...
I don't agree, but I hope you find someone anon.

>>93829871
it has aged like a fine wine, i have learned to appreciate it as i have grown

>>93830008
>no fun allowed
I'm surprised you used newfag this time instead of neophyte like you used to


>>93829988
when I said
>the irony of a neckbeard arguing on the internet about awkward romance is probably lost on him
it was >>93830016

>>93829879
>that pic
I fucking hate those retards that shit on the prequels.
/tv/ and reddit letter media need to leave

>>93829988
>You'll die a virgin, and alone.
Samefagging, but the thought occurred to me that this doesn't make sense, because it isn't even true for the man who WROTE the lines.