Spider-Man Homecoming

So they can make a shit ton of "She's so hot" jokes.

To be different than the trillion other Spider-man forms of media?

>inb4 muh adaptation

>>93818086
Why not? Aunt May being super old never made much sense to begin with. They really tried to granny her up in Homecoming though

Why was Peter trying to bang Liz instead of his aunt?

>>93818599
Why didnt Peter try and find a way to bang Karen?

>>93818619
Why wasn't Peter banging Ned?

She's 52, she's not young

>>93818639
he wasn't?
DAMMIT PENIS!

>>93818086
I'm assuming cause realistically not everyone's aunt looks like a grandma these days. Tomei's already in her 50's so I'd say they got it right.
Being hot was just an added bonus

>>93818086
She's in her fifties. how is that Young?

>>93818086
MCU finally has Spider-Man back. They want as many movies as possible out of Marisa Tomei. If they hired some withered old crone to match the comics, they'd be lucky if they got two or three movies out of her.

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>>93818086
MCU aunt may legends when?

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>>93819273

Because she's his aunt, not his grandmother.

>>93818640
>52
HYPERCRISIS

What the f-

I never particularly understood why classic Aunt May was so ridiculously old-looking, even when Peter was younger. Was she supposed to be a great aunt?

I want to fuck Zendeya

>>93819929
She was an amazing aunt

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>>93818086
MCU Golden Oldie, when?