Hi. I'm Captain America.

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Mr. America I'm cia

>>93817342
If I hide that banepost will you die?

Big gay for you

>>93817303
And do you know what I love more than good movies?
A nice cup of

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>>93817303
Cap go nao

>>93817303
>showing a former American operative with secret information currently hiding in Wakanda at a public high school
Isn't this like if an American school showed a buff Edward Snowden telling people to do squats?

>>93817303
>"Can we cut? Why is there a large black man oiling himself up?"
Odd after credits stinger

>>93817303
Tell the FCC to Keep Net Neutrality safe

>>93817413
The "Pretty sure this guy is a war criminal or something" bit was pretty funny

>>93817303
...and this is jackass?

>>93817413
Cap is not in Wakanda and didn't compromise any information.

It'd be more like showing a buff Jesse James telling kids to do squats.

>>93817303
patience is a virtue

why'd my gym teacher call you a war criminal mr america?

>>93817303
T0n1 HE|¶

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>>93817303
...non-mutant superhero and defender of the secrets of The United States Of America. This is Sam, my black friend. Fabulous secrets were revealed to me the day I held aloft my vibranium shield and said "Freedom Prevails!" Sam became the mighty Falcon, and I became...Captain America, the most patriotic man in the United States!!

>>93817413
Snowden wasn't an icon for America for years.

It'd be more like if Uncle Sam was a real guy and they showed him in public schools, even after he whistleblow'd.