Spider-Men II #1 Storytime

>Shit writing
>Good art
It's ANOTHER Bendis book.
I wonder if they'll spoil who the Miles is in the first issue or do we have to wait until the final issue with the resolution being in Spider-Men 3.

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>>93815589
You'll see...

Let me guess, this is another book where Bendis ignores vital shit that he doesn't want to deal with?

>>93815622
what a ass

>>93815420
Why is Peter in his classic outfit?

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Thanks for reading, Spider-lings.
Support the offichaha just kidding

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>>93815734
WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

>>93815491
didn't the Armadillo get back with his Ex and gave up his life of crime, way back in Scarlet Spider? I know this is >Bendis but I want to make sure I got it right.

>>93815539
>rich, handsome and super powered
>still complains daily about how he has the worst life ever

This is why modern Peter is so unlikable.

>>93815805
Bendis and continuity in the same sentence? You would have to find another rabbit hole.

>>93815719
Sup Skeletor

>>93815360
Spiders are well know for throwing energy blast

>>93815734
>616 Miles is a criminal
No surprises there.

>>93815860
He's pretty much a self-insert for Bendis and Slott these days.

>>93815420
How many times is Peter going to stop flip-floping on whether or not Miles should be a Spider-man?

>>93815343
This is literally how Deadpool/Spiderman started up

>>93815622
damn she thicc

>>93815907
How many times has it happened? And has it only happened in books written by Bendis?

>>93815343
>You have some nerve saying I have some nerve!

Holy shit. Second panel and I'm already triggered. This is it. It's here. This is Peak Bendis.

>>93815734

So 616 Miles is some coke dealer from Miami?

>>93815683
Everybody got that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIQ7rxAZjPc

>>93815683
So does every character that survived Secret Wars (which I think might be only Peter, Miles, Carol, Reed and maybe T'Challa?) remember the old universe then?

>>93815734
>616 Miles is a shadowy crime boss

BRAVO BENDIS

I bet you that it'll have something to do with how he didn't get into a charter school like Ultimate Miles did

>>93815396
>he misses

Lol you suck, Miles!

nothing personal though, Peter isn't a model of competence either.

Well I liked the issue.

But it's bendis so I'm sure it'll fall apart next issue and make no god damn sense

>>93815734
Is this supposed to be some shocking twist?
>>93815719
Not a bad look for a taskmaster

>>93815582
Barbara Rodriguez....

Alright, which identity is she getting?

>>93815719
This is a cool Taskmaster costume. Shame it's wasted in a Benis book

>>93815606
>>93815622
I thought this was called Spider-Men, not Miles Morales tries to tap another ass.

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>Peter of Ultimate universe is younger
>Miles of 616 is older

POTATOREY

wow it's fucking nothing

Well that was a load of shit.

>>93815281
Oooh man I had no idea this was coming out and now I can't wait to be disappointed by the incompetence and out of character bullshit.

Is he going to get spider-powers. Is he going to get new set of powers?

>>93815719
I was right a task master from ultimate.

>>93816048
Anyone who was on both ships. Doom, Dr strange too. Doesn't mean miles isn't merged in prime earth.

The rest of the universe is copies living in 616 like lives on prime earth.

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I haven't read a Spider-Man book in like a year.
Did he ever get with Gwen, or was that just a cover ruse?

>>93815805
To be fair, Bendis aside, Armadollio has been popping as a regular villain again quite a lot recently.

>>93816222
There's this new iron spider soon. Older miles probably steals the iron spider suit and paint it black.

>>93815734
OH WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS?

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>>93815381
WAT

>>93816325
>anyone who was on both ships

Well I assume anyone who made it on the ships and died on BattleWorld (Strange, Star Lord, Thanos, Cyclops, I think maybe Namor?) wouldn't remember either

>>93815343
>You have some nerve!
>I have some nerve?!? You have some nerve for saying I have some nerve.
>Yeah, you have some nerve.

Bendis really needs to learn how to write dialogue.

>>93815907
It will keep happening until you realise that Miles deserves to be the only Spider-Man in the entire multiverse.

>>93815734
LITERALLY SCARFACE

>>93816553
Wat? Venom Blast is Mile's magical solve all power. It can even cure cancer.

Umm, so the guy looks hispanic and is rich, so he is a crime boss to you?

>>93815622
You know, I feel like the Marvel universe has existed for long enough that If people disappear for long periods of time with no explanation "They Might Be A Superhero" would be a logical explanation for this simply by the nature of it being so likely to happen.

>>93815907
That's been his entire story.

>>93816782
And he's living in Miami from the looks of it. So yes.

>>93816827

Seems like a red herring. And a bit of bigotry and all of you.

Bendis is too sjw for that though. You bit.

>>93815734
is that supposed to be Bloomfield Hills, MI?

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>>93816347
I wish.

But, nothing did happen.

Well mystery's been solved in issue 1 and I have no desire to keep reading this book. This is actually record speed for bendis who tends to drag things out for all eternity.

>>93815719
Ehhh not really a fan of edgy Taskmaster looks

>>93816878
Ah, typical Bendis I guess,

Thanks, OP.

>>93816610
Not what it says in the handbook or marvel co.

Carol died on battleworld.

>>93815622
I bet my fat ass, that Bendis made Pichello to draw that thicc ass.

>>93815343
>>93815360
>>93815381

Venom blast is pure cancer.

>>93815734
Amazing new levels of bullshit are being discovered everyday

>words words words
>Venom blast saves everything
>Taskmaster is a "being"

I really hate Bendis, but making 616 Miles Morales a fucked up junkie is hilarious and great.

>>93816553
>>93816761

This could easily explain that miles fused his invisible power and his venom blast and then supercharge himself.

>>93815683

Spectacular run on sentence-man

>>93815734
I'll call it now, the reason 616 Miles' face is fucked is because he was beaten by police when he was a teenager. That's why Peter reacted the way he did when he searched Miles' name: he got a online article describing how an innocent black kid was beaten by police and then started a life of crime.

>>93815719
so is this the Ultimate Taskmaster who could literally replicate powers or another one?

>>93816347
Technically yes, in another universe they had kids and are celebrated like Mr and Mrs Fantastic.

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>>93817093

>>93815582
>>93815606
>>93815622
What the fuck that's not Bombshell!?

>>93815683

>That entire fucking third panel

How. How the fuck can dialogue like that be approved? I remember the same happened in the first Spider-men between Peter and Ultimate Fury.

>>93815683

>miles' dimension is conveniently gone
>every other fucking multiverse hopper not from 616 is still around for no reason

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>>93816159
>tries
ass literally just falls into his lap

>>93817231
>How the fuck can dialogue like that be approved?
Bendis has Marvel by the dick. That and the "editors" are probably so used to his paragraphs of dialogue that they just don't care anymore. Didn't you read the first Spider-Men?

You know I'm actually pissed that Miles remembers his old universe, not because I don't like that idea, but because that's a really interesting idea and they haven't done SHIT with it.

Imagine how much that would fuck you up, knowing your life is a lie and your universe is dead, and all your friends and family are just transplant copies on some alien universe.

>>93817027
No, no no no it's called a MEGA VENOM BLAST™

>>93815683
Still confused on what is and isn't remembered about everything surrounding Secret-War but I guess this confirms Peter remembering Miles wasn't originally on 616.

>>93815734
Of all the possible scenarios, I never imagined 616 Miles would have a dog he'd like to take on walks. Who could have seen that coming!?

>>93817551
This is what I don't get. Isn't Ganke one of these clones? I wonder if Reed's Ultimate universe will have a Ganke too and Miles will finally get to explore this topic.

>>93817551
Hell, Miles knows there's no afterlife, according to Ultimate Gwen, and that didn't affect him when his mother died either.

>>93815734
Is that what his hair really looks like? I'll admit, I've never seen it beyond a buzzcut

>>93817551

You know what pisses me off about this? Where is Ultimate Aunt May? Where is Ultimate Gwen? Jessica Drew? Literally the best characters in the ultimate universe.

>>93815734
>nigger becomes criminal

Shocking.

>>93817551

I wanted miles' old universe and friends and family to still be around but he's a missing person in because he decided to stay in 616 because his mom is alive there.

>>93817959
looks more like his beaner side desu

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>>93817959

>>93816037
>coke dealer from Miami?
>but with spider powers
man he better still have spider powers

>>93815913
House of ideas.

>>93815343
>YOU SAID THIS WAS MY FAULT?
>THIS?

>YOU HAVE SOME NERVE
>ME?
>I HAVE SOME NERVE?
>YOU HAVE SOME NERVE

Fuck Bendis

>>93818237

See, how though?

Miles got powers under a specific set of circumstances which included his uncle.

>>93815343
I feel like Bendis is that guy you talk to who keeps spouting out retarded "jokes" because he thinks he's brilliant.

>>93817551
I think Bendis said somewhere that he didn't want to write a Captain America "man out of time" type story.

Personally, I don't think he wants Miles wrapped up in an existential crisis of that magnitude. he'd rather have him dealing with more grounded stuff.

>>93815343
>first two panels
>Bendisspeak already

it's incredible.

>>93815734
>616 Miles is evil

Okay, look, this is actually a great place to put a lesson about power and responsibility considering Peter was going to go down the petty crime route before Uncle Ben died, but considering this is Miles, not Peter, he really should be learning his own lessons and not off brand Peter Parker shit yet again.

>>93815469
If this is in the past, why is goldballs there?

>>93815582
>Rodriguez
Like father, like son.
not too much like him hopefully

>>93817268
>who's that?
>let's do a Google Image search
>Best guess for this image: fictional character

th-thanks, Google.

>>93815343
>Copy and pasted the opening scene of the Spider-Man/Deadpool series

Marvel needs to stop

>>93817551
Having his mom back probably helped.

>>93818237
why is everyone saying that he's a coke dealer?

would Bendis really be so unoriginal as to make 616 Miles literally Scarface?

>>93818541
It's not. It's in the present. Well, God only knows when it takes place relative to Secret Empire, but it's close to the present.

>>93818546
Diamondback 1610

>>93815756
that is one shitty book cover

>>93818688
Thanks, anon!

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>>93818053

This will be the best possible solution for the Ultimate revival; the universe was restored but a few people were dragged from there. The leftovers carry theirs lives without know that those people are still alive.

Also, that U.Peter that we saw in the last run has take his name again and is helping Fury to reassemble the Ultimates.

And Millar is writing and this is my face while I'm fucking you in the ass.

>>93817551
But this is true for all the survivors, isn't it? Only them and a few others like Loki or Silver Surfer are still from the old universe the rest are all copies

>>93815734
He doesn't look black here, he looks more Italian than anything else.

>>93815396
Why is a guy that has a teleporting hood using a plane to escape?

>>93815683
I'm so confuse righ t now: shouldn't miles not know that he's from another dimesnion? If he does know, then why he isn't surprise that his mother is alive?

>>93819200
>shouldn't miles not know that he's from another dimesnion?

He does.

>If he does know, then why he isn't surprise that his mother is alive?

Time jump after Secret Wars. He got used to it.

>>93815734
>616 criminal Miles is more hispanic than black

>>93819226
>Time jump after Secret Wars. He got used to it.
>how to kill possible interesting piece of storytelling in one single hit.

I hate Bendis so much.

>>93817173
>>93817959
616 Miles clearly isn't black. He looks more like a poo in loo.

>>93817920
>Where is Ultimate Aunt May?
Bendis created Tony Stark's "real" mother in order to fulfill that same role. She even has the exact same personailty and is about the same age. She's the same person by a different name.

>>93816929
Fuck off gramps, no one cares about your crappy off-brand pirate look.

>>93819265
He's black/latino.

>>93815734
He doesn't look black here

>>93817959
He looks like a spic

>>93815582
would fug

>>93815734
> this version god more genes from his mothers side

>>93815420
>You failed to stop one villain, clearly that means you shouldn't be Spider-Man
How many times has Peter failed to stop a villain from getting away? Not counting the burglar that killed Uncle Ben because that's cheating.

>>93817193
wut

>>93815491
I REALLY hate it when Bendis does this "herp derp this character's name sucks therefore he's a stupid loser that sucks regardless of how dangerous he actually is" thing. It's especially hypocritical coming from the man who created "Goldballs".

>>93819729
BBC spiderman nutted in spider gwen

>>93815683
So wait, does that mean Mysterio knows Spider-Man's secret identity?

>>93815281
In true Bendis fashion is going to be something stupid.

>>93819880
That Mysterio died when time ran out and was recreated without that knowledge. He didn't know in Spider-Man/Deadpool.

>>93815719
I really don't see how this guy could possibly be a threat to both Spider-Men, or even one of them.

>>93817241
>>93815683
Al Ewing is bringing back the Ultimate Universe in Ultimates 100, right?

When does this take place? Peter isn't wearing his ANAD outfit.

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>>93819725
Maybe his hair really is straighter than we think

>>93819969
He isn't wearing it in Spectacular either.

>>93815719
thought Ultimate never got a second chance in the new universe

>>93815805
He went back to villainy during Remender's Captain America run.

>>93819728
>How many times has Peter failed to stop a villain from getting away?

Green Goblin, too many times to count.

>>93815622
>that ass in the second panel
Holy. Fucking. Shit. This girl is the personification of THICC.

>>93816802
Well, they thought that he might be selling MGH or running an illegal underground casino, so it sounds more like people thought he was a super-villain.

>>93819971
find me a biracial black dude with non-relaxed straight hair but facial features/complexion as black as miles

it doesn't happen

>>93815683
They didn't close that parentheses. Literally unreadable

>>93815420
What the fuck are those body proportions on Miles.

>>93820679
dudes got great legs

>>93816325
>Dr strange too
Dr. Strange doesn't. It's explicitly said in the OHMU that Reed wiped Strange's mind of what happened in Secret Wars. In fact, presumably anyone killed during Secret Wars wouldn't remember, so Namor and Scott wouldn't remember either.

>>93819265
Miles Morales isn't black in either dimension. Artist just have a habit of making mixed men who have black in them just look completely black. I'm actually glad they made this Miles actually look mixed.

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>>93815734
Is it wrong that I find the "Real" Miles to be way sexier despite all those scars?

>>93820622
Oh man this is gonna sound extremely untrue but it's the only proof I have. My half brother was born with straight hair and his dad is 100% black.

>>93817682
The people that remember are:
>Miles
>Peter
>T'challa
>Doom
>The Maker
>Thanos
>Reed

>>93820622
Not impossible but improbable lots of latino's are mixed with black who get this wavy hair type.

>>93820942
America?

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>>93820877
and here's a Miles from yet another dimension

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>>93815734
>Real Miles is a drug lord

1. Immedietly a more interesting character than Ultimate Miles.
2. Please tell me his gangster name is Don Arácnido or something.

>>93815343
>Literally the first 2 panels are Bendis-speak

Have we hit a new level of peak Bendis?

>>93816165
Well, it makes sense. Ultimate Miles was only 3-4 years younger than Ultimate Peter so 616 Miles should be in his mid-to-late 20s.

>>93820942
I imagine Silver Surfer and Loki would as well, since they survived.
>>93820987
She did not.

>>93821056
Yeah, but I meant more specifically Battleworld. Silver Surfer and Loki never went to Battleworld. Same with Dawn and that Wakandan Wizard from Coates' BP run.

>>93820622
>http://www.mens-hairstyle.com/10-black-men-straight-hair.html

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>>93821056
this qt

>>93821021
>expecting a book by bendis without bendis speak

How retarded are you?

>>93821183
I was expecting it, but the fact that it happens immefiately is what caught me off-guard.

>>93819259
I feel like the eight-month timeskip was just an excuse to shake up the status quo without having to explain anything.

>>93815381
Honestly i don't understand how this stupid power works
it's a poison? it has a delayed reaction or immediate reaction? it doesn't have to make skin contact it can be shot across the ground/air? the super mega turbo blast can be dodged

>>93816553
It was something he did at the end of his ultimate book against his evil gf and her evil parents, guess he remembered it

>>93816802
Reminds me of that episode of Powerless, a guy happened to dissappear each time a hero appeared so lretty much everyone assumed he was that superhero

>>93820877
black genes are dominant, that's how it happnes in real life too unless the other person is asain

>>93815668
>Selfie stick
God I hate losers that use that shit

>>93819200
Yeah, he's literally the only writer ignoring that.

>>93815734
Huh, I expected a BLM activist.

Like the scars.

>>93820877
>>93819345

Because MIles isn't black in the 616 criminal version. Black genes are dom, buddy boy. This Morales is like 90% mexicano or something.

>>93815734
THere is only one way to fucking salvage this and that is to hate this guy hero worship Peter despite being a probable criminal since he was one of the first people rescued by him in 616 thanks to retcons.

>>93819971
It's not. The 616 version is obviously all hispanic.

>>93815360
He literally used the venom blast on Peter when they first met.

Fucking Bendis, I hate you.

>>93825601
That was Venom Blast. this is MEGA VENOM BLAST.

>>93815719
Is tasky going to be in a movie or a tv show? Punisher maybe? Ive seen a push for him lately, appearing in a lot of books, same with Arcade

>>93820942
>820942▶>>93820987 >>93821056
>>>93817682
>The people that remember are:
>>Miles
>>Peter
>>T'challa
>>Doom
>>The Maker
>>Thanos
>>Reed
>>GWENPOOL

>>93821056
Yes she did. She explicitly stated that the whole multiverse went and died in Ultimates. She knows exactly what happened and for some reason didn't think telling anyone about the end of all things was important.

>>93816688
Incorrect.

>>93815582
Hispanic girls are where it's at this has always been true

>>93815281
I didn't even know previous series was canceled

>>93815668
>>93815644
>>93815622
>>93815606
>>93815582
Damn that Barbara chick is sexy

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>>93815343
Page 1 and Bendis speak is everywhere...also, this opening looks strangely familiar to the way Spider-Man and Deadpool started, both heroes tied, dangling upside, surrounded by fire, arguing
>>93815360
>why are your powers cooler Than mine!?
Bendis needs to be stopped, seriously man...
>>93815683
He could have just just used a small bracket that said "To learn more, check out Spider-Men" the exposition here is just painful and stupid. Does Bendis have some sort of word quota?

Shit Norrin, I'm sorry if you spent any money on this, thanks for the story time all the same though, I just wish it was worth the time

Well I'm confused but seriously done caring about Bendis to even try to make sense of it.

> yfw 616 Miles is a retired super criminal who Taskmaster was supposed to capture but Tasky targeted the wrong Miles

>>93815360
>Mega Venom Blast
because a auto win attack just wasn't dumb enough. Can someone else write this Miles he could have potential but Bendis just ugh.

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>>93815281
General reaction to every Miles Morales comic.

So does anyone who goes to cons featuring Bendis actually call him out on his bullshit? Do me a favor, call him a faggot for me if you see him

>>93815469
Man, did Miles age 5 or so years coming over to 616 or something?
I remember him looking much younger.

>>93826921
>didn't think telling anyone about the end of all things was important.
To be fair, T'Challa knows even more than her and he kept his mouth shut, too.

>>93832375
He aged one year because of the timeskip. Growth-spurts are a helluva drug.

>>93832375
There was a year time skip after his mother died, then there was an almost year timeskip after Secret Wars, so basically he's like 16 almost 17 now I think.

>>93815515
>Bendis drags out one joke the entire page.

Is miles dating Spider Gwen?

>>93815281
Pre-emptive BEEEEENNNNNNNDDDDDDIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

>>93832999

The joke is Bendis and he's been dragging it out for an entire career.

>>93833013

Pls respond

>>93815644
>another day in the Marvel universe

>>93833013
No.

>>93816048
Has the not-green lantern from that DC universe shown up in any book? I remember her being one of the survivors in the new 616

>>93833400
None of the Squadron Supreme have shown up after their book was cancelled besides Nighthawk and Hyperion.

>>93822469
Sounds kinda like King, from OPM.

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>>93818608
>would Bendis really be so unoriginal as to make 616 Miles literally Scarface?

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>>93826585
Too bad she never got to finish it.

>>93815343
first page and they're already unmasked. Does Bendis have an unmasking fetish?

>>93816325
Only Doom, T'Challa, the Maker, Thanos, and Miles should remember, plus Reed and the Future Foundation.

>>93819914
When Bendis writes Spider-man he's at about a 4th of his actual strength

>>93834030
And Gwenpool as pointed out by the fact that she read the issues in her universe.

>>93820622
>http://www.mens-hairstyle.com/10-black-men-straight-hair.html
My friend's son.

You need to get out more.