/co/ quotes you use in real life

>>93812858
Spider Man: Homecoming scene made me think of this.

>>93812858
I use a lot but they're all in italian, since that's what I am

Almost everything in pre-movie SpongeBob.

Use teamwork!

>>93812858
Rewatching 12 oz mouse and I didn't realize how many quotes I still use. Like "How much in the world is it?" and "Barney rubles" for money.

>>93812872
are you me?

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>>93812858
My research group works on several projects with teams in Germany. I get a LOT of mileage out of pic related.

>>93812858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok

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Wait, (person I'm talking to), we're not cavemen, we have technology.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDTwO0TlwOU

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My friend and I have an inside joke from the horrible writing in Ben 10 Alien Force.

https://youtu.be/uE7TDmdePQY?t=3m17s
>MY SHOES

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>>93814477

>>93812858
When in doubt pinky out
especially when fapping

>>93812858
I greet my friend at my house with
>next door, jackass
In a very Carl manner

I get a lot of mileage out of classic Simpsons "it can be two things" and "that's good!... that's bad!.. can I go now?"

Futurama wise, my ex and I used to shower and hum the tune to walking on sunshine like fry. Also "soylent cola" and "big pink" for gas station or grocery trips.

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Pretty much everything from Homestar Runner.

Megg Mogg & Owl quotes every day.
Special gratitude goes to "we're going to rape you, Owl".

Extended warranty!? How can I lose!

>>93814628
I love how the box looks about coffin sized from the inside when gwen opens it.

>>93816163
Once in my life I wished for that, it was a sad day when my tablet hit the ground on one of its corners.

"Oh that's right, this car wasn't designed for underwater. That was important and I forgot."

It don't matta. Nunna dis mattas.

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Since we're on the Critic I'll throw out nearly any Orson Welles line from that show

>A rich full bodied wine sensibly priced at a dollar a jug!

>GET THE FUCK DOWN
>FUCKING JUMP
>JUMP
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

and

>"I don't like it"
>any change
>"I like it"

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Also
>I wanna play race car

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>Futurama is no longer around to transform your world

>>93814399
heh, nice... I hope they get it, otherwise you wiill look like an ass.

>Don't mind if I already did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zPhipL68mM

Frequently while eating I will exclaim "Ah, the last ____. Overflowing with the ___ and ___ of its departed brothers."

>>93816603
>"Oh what luck there's a French fry stuck in my beard!"

>>93816603

>I have gone to a better place... a place FILLED with Mrs. Pell's fishsticks!

>>93816374
You have my sympathies, brother. I have a cheap tablet that has been in use for 3 years. Yet I treasure it.

>>93816603
>And now for a little magic, I will make this jug disappear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOZTDP8Ff9w
TAKE THAT GUERNICA!

>>93812872
I thought it was an obvious reference, kinda shocked that I was the only one who chuckled at that moment in my theatre.

Everything from Xavier: Renegade Angel.

>>93817282
I unironically say GO BACK TO YOUR MAMA

In avatar episode where toph metalbends the instructor goes "very sneaky toph!" lol

>>93818359
Taste the pain.

>>93817084
A guy yelling at his cat isn't /co/ just because Skooks used the audio.

Pickle?

>>93818508
TASTE THE ONE-TWO PAIN

>>93816603
>Filled with country goodness and green peaness.

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We used to do this, until rear view cameras became a thing

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I'm gonna start ____ like THIS. And if you run into it, it's your own fault.

Usually when I play multiplayer or versus games with friends.

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>>93818069

>>93812858
A lot of shit from Golden Age SpongeBob.

>>93816603

If I could do this impression as well as Maurice I would literally talk that way every day of my life.

>Wait, just a handful for the road.

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>>93812858
I know for a fact I use a lot of /co/ quotes, but upon being asked now I can't think of a single one.

>WESSSSSSSSSSST
>It's HOT. In Topeeeeka
>Careful Spongebob, careful!
>Fine fine, everything's fine, fine fine fine fine fine

Glad that's not me.
>#2

>>93820388
I love that they got him to do Orson's voice for Ed Wood out of how good his impression on The Simpsons were.

>>93812858
I dislike how everyone remember "Do a flip" part.

I always thought the transition between "I've got a plan" and "I'm going to jump" is the funny part. "Do a flip" is unnecessary unfunny addition.

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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

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>>93812858
I viciously raped a woman and got arrested for it, in Court after she'd been on the witness stand it was my turn. When I was pressed by her Attorney I yelled," WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" and everybody laughed. The judge let me off with a slap on the wrist, the Attorney apologized to me and that chick I banged gave me her number. Now I am friends with them and every Thursday we go to Taco Bell and harass the workers there, police let us off the hook cause they know that "Wubba lubba dub dub" story.

>>93815034
Thanks for stopping by, you guys.
Thanks for breaking my cow lamp...

>>93812858
My friend does this too. Usually whenever someone is standing on the edge of something.

If some minor inconvenience happens at work, the customary response is "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

Someone does you a favor, like grabs a door or a coffee, "I'm going to buy you so many lizards."

Any quote from Ralph from Simpsons is always relevant.

God dangit Bobby is used when anyone fucks up, regardless of their name.

Another popular one is "this is going to be my supervillain origin story" for things like the copier fucking up, or we ran out of coffee, or the guy in the food truck is out of red bull.

It's good working with fellow nerds.

Ooh fritatta!

>>93816425
I use this.

>>93821243
Fuckin' legend this guy!

When unsure if im being listened to: Meatwad's "You are interested in what I have to say".

"...the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... Checkmate."

>>93818919
That's literally just how a mosh pit works.

When learning to do anything in a new program, "which button let's me buy stocks? Is it the piggy?"

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>>93820475
>it's actually fucking roasting in Topeka

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>>93820455
I know that feel bro

>>93822314
>70 to 93 and raining
Does someone just fucking flip a thermostat there or something?

>>93812897
This. Even the way I say "huh" is sometimes involuntarily influenced by when Squidward realized he wasn't out of the kelp forest

>>93822314
>100 degrees
lol, are you boiling over there? You fucking Yanks and your "special" scales.

>>93823123
Tell me how your arbitrary scale of measuring the freezing and boiling point of distilled water at sealevel in an open container is better than mine.

While you're at it why not explain to me what a kilo is supposed to represent.

>>93822314

Top keka

>>93823123
>>93823217
The metric system is better for scientfic study

The imperial system is better for practical situations.

t. Learned both

>>93821243
I know I shouldn't have kek'd but I kek'd.

>>93822567
Kansas Anon here, you have no idea how fucking schizophrenic the weather here can be.

>>93823217
>my shitty system that makes absolutely no fucking sense is better than your system that handily converts between units and is used in physics
A kilo is the weight of a liter of water, faggot.

>>93823347
Kelvin is better for scientific study and Celsius is better for practical situations. Fahrenheit is objectively shit.

>That just raises further questions!
>I'll do what I want, when I want and how I want!
>SPACE...MADNESSSSS, sometimes coupled with motion of someone biting into a delicious ice cream bar

>>93815034
I get a lot of mileage out of
>sup my young parsons
>i too am so on the go that i drink my yogurt through a tube

>>93823491
>the weight of a liter of water
what pressure is the water, what temperature, what do you measure with that is precise enough to measure exactly 1000 cubic centimeters of water?

The universal tare is a sphere of platinum that is constantly fluxing in weight, you fucking simpleton, your definition of an objective scale is absolute nonsense and the actual increments of Celsius are useless in day to day life.

>b-but my divisibility of five!
And you'll base that off nothing but how many fucking fingers someone has like a fucking cretin

>>93816425
All the time.

>>93817516
We have Rick&Morty now.

But I do miss Futurama.

>>93817282
Sometimes when I'm taking a walk in the woods I yell "I'M ON A ADVENTAH" hoping someone in the distance hears me.

Squidbillies desu.
>Readin' don't never not done nothing for not nonebody. Never not no one, didn't about no reason not never. And by God they never not ain't gonna will!
Of course I paraphrase a bit with that one.

>>93823651
>pressure
>temperature
AHAHAH!!! Holy shit, you fucking retard with your USAian education. Water is almost impossible to compress and even then it's a huge amount of force for almost no compression, and unless you transform it into steam or ice, it doesn't matter what temperature it is either. So it's always 1k cubic centimeters under absolutely most circumstances.

>0
>water freezes
>100
>water boils
>the two most common things people use temperature gauges to discern
>useless in everyday life
lol, you double faggot.

>>93820475
>It's HOT. In Topeeeeka
Been doing this constantly all week. It's sub 90's in my brother's loft and he just got A/C this morning.

>>93816603
The Critic Orson Welles always makes me crack up.

>>93818359
They say when you die you shit your pants.
Not me, when I die I'm gonna shit my heart.

>>93823491
>A kilo is the weight of a liter of water
The more you know.

I use "No way Jose" entirely because of Donkey Kong Country

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"______ was a good man, but a GREAT sandwich"

>>93824090
Or a cubic decimeter of water. The metric system is nicely inter-connected and very easy to remember and orientate in.

>>93824156
Who was Hitler?

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ASS THE SIZE OF THE MOON

>>93823934
Water is incompressible but that doesn't account for slight expansion in higher altitudes nor does it account for differences in temperature or material of the container you idiot. that goes without saying there are very few places where water is 100 pure and a liter of water isn't a valid fucking tare for this reason you imbecile.

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Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga?

>>93822314
>98
>Roasting
Where do you live exactly

>>93824561

>Is it St. Swivin's day already?

I quote this too, usually when there's a Jane Austen movie on near me.

>>93812858
>Remember, licking door knobs is illegal on other planets

Whenever some is trying to remember something.

>>93824613
Swithun*

>>93824561
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

>>93824692
I say this when someone tells me something nonsensical.

>>93824613
I just say it at random times. Only one of my friends knows it's from the Simpsons. Also Ralph saying "Me fail english?"

>>93815034
Strong Bad-isms are so fucking quotable. I frequently put -ornado, -olcano, or quake at the end of things when I'm with my personal group of friends.

>The new Spiderman Movie was a suck-quage of a movie and was a huge wastenado of my seven bucks-onsoon.

>>93824830
That looks cringy when typed out but I can see myself saying that.

>>93824975
It's a smidge cringy if you're not in on it. It's an inside joke. Which means if you say it around your friends who aren't in on the joke, they'll totally want to kill your legs every time you bring it up.

>>93824725
Stoke Me A Clipper, I'll be back for Christmas!

I sometimes yell out "This ones for you morph" I've siad other cartoon related quotes like "Comedy Gold" but those are the ones I remember

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Not really /co/ but when someone royally fucks up (usually in the vidya)
>[x] was a good fellow. He hated everyone, and everything. But a good heart nonetheless.

I use "damn it bobbeh" all the time.

>>93823347
>The imperial system is better for practical situations.
you only think so because you grew up with it, and you can tell that you did because you learned both and no sane man would strive to learn the shitty system if they already knew the good one.

If I had a buck for everytime someone around me uses "Remeber x? it's back, in pog form" I'd be able to buy a yatch.

Also, my brother and I always use "You gotta do this one for me, Billy, McGarnagle" whenever we need favor from one another.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjqc1hqbRmA

However, since we are Latinofags, we use the dub "Hazlo por mi...por Maginer"

>>93824274
>m-my arbitrary shit system is totally redeemed because your system might be ever so slightly inaccurate under extremely rare circumstances
Literally retarded.

>>93823651
>what pressure is the water, what temperature, what do you measure with that is precise enough to measure exactly 1000 cubic centimeters of water?
you were literally talking about the practical use of the measurement systems, when you need to do such back of the hand conversions do you think we are talking about shit like 2000 atmospheres of pressure at 200c? in what day to day situations do you encounter water at such pressures or temperatures that it's gonna matter here?

>>93823217
You're a fucking idiot.

>>93824613
>>93824697
In a weird coincidence it is genuinely St Swithin's day on the 15th. Watch for rain.
https://www.rmets.org/weather-and-climate/weather/st-swithins-day

>>93825351
It's dangit bobbeh, you philistine.

My brother is the only person who will quote /co/ references with me anymore.

>I know you're out there somewhere beer baron...and I will find you.

>no you won't!

>Yes I will...

>Nope!

>>93823347
For driving, metric is better. 0 to 100 km/h makes more sense than 0 to 60 mph.

"Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?"

I use this as lot at work.

>...until you wished Flanders was dead

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>Person I have outwitted: You win this round!

>Me:Duuuuuuh!

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>everybody get in here

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DON'T MIND IF I DO

>what are you doing this weekend Anon
>Cobra whiskey and ladyboys

>I'm bored Anon
>Try cocain!

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I have a friend from uni who also loves Golden Age Spongebob Squarepants. We use many quotes but mostly this one:
>That makes sense to me

Wow. Just when I thought /co/ couldn't get more cringey and pathetic you faggots prove me wrong time and time again. Do you seriously think you're funny or clever doing this shit? Honestly, GENUINELY asking here. If I ever saw you faggots in real life being walking talking cringe factories I would not hesitate to beat the shit out of you. If you ever decided to be this faggy, I would legitimately find where your mothers live and spit in their fucking faces for raising you fucking faggots

>>93812858
The Venture Bros gave me a surprising number of stupid little quotes over the years. The ones I use the most often are replacing "toilet paper" with "shit tickets" and any part of the "eat the pennies" scene.

>>93826133
>I would not hesitate to beat the shit out of you
would you teleport behind us and unsheathe your katana?

>>93826133
k

>>93826133

meet me behind the text boards when the mods go to sleep, anon

>SOILED IT
>Victory Screech!
>It may be stupid but it's also dumb
>____ I thought we had something special!
>Oh my god, who the hell cares

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>It don't matter. None of this matters.

>>93812858
me and my brothers all quote mission hill
>welcome to the real world sucker
>who moved the couch?
>bling blong
>is it... druuugs?
>can you believe someone left these brownies on the subway... whoa, can you believe someone left these brownies on the subway
>you yelled party time and passed out
etc

>>93826133
Ah yes, one of Optimus's better speeches

>>93816603
LaMarche's Orson Welles YES is always relevant.

> They're even better raw!
> They're even better when you're dead!

>>93826650
Mr. Welles this is not a commercial!

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>93826133
>/co/ will fall for this bait

>>93823727
>>93817516
please don't, if you keep saying that, they may come.
and thats not good, it will never be good again, just look at the simpson.

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>>93812858

>>93827992
Just look at Futurama itself.
It wasn't so great when it came back for the last time.
I was mourning the time before that.

>>93827992
>>93828031
A lot of the revival stuff was good but the last season was godawful nonsense with a pretty alright finale, and that's the one episode people remember.

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Stupider like a fox!

>>93825564
>'TIS!

>900 DOLLARY DOOOOOOS TIBIAS!!!!

>Jesus loves you. Why doesn't the government.

>You are the GAYEST THING since gay came to gay town

>>93828413
>I get it. I ain't laughing, but I get it.

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The janitors of /co/ seem to use this one a lot.

>>93830479
Lol i just watched that episode.

>not a bawler or a terlet...pass

>>93821467
>"this is going to be my supervillain origin story"
Where is that one from? I loved it.

>>93817516
I quote zap to pick up girls. it's worked once.

>>93812872
Fucking this

>had a recurring cramp in my leg
>said "MY LEG!" every time

It made the experience less painful.

its first grade spongebob

>Dames, who can figure 'em?

100 points to who know where that comes from.

>>93830935

It's a page from a Spider-Man comic, I think it's black cat and Daredevil kissing, and Spidey is not too far away on a building.

>>93823490
Oklahoma anon, yes I do

>>93816381
what is this quote from?

Guym and Car Hole

>>93812858
>>93812872
I pretty much think of this scene whenever someone says "do a flip".

>>93812858

My friend and I quote as many things from Spongebob as possible when we're together.

>>93817516
What line? "I find the most erotic part of a women is the boobies?"

>>93817516
>Zapp: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kiff?
>Kiff: [sighs]... Sexlexia.

>>93832667
Is your friend hot?

>>93812858
some one says soon enough
>thats not soon enough
Anytime I see something hot or sexy I think of the wrenches from athf dusty gozanga episode and blurt out YES! in a similar tone

and my friend got me saying "that does sound pretty good" like brak

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>>93812858
>All of the Fenslerfilms GI Joe videos
>select quotes from a random prank phone call video someone did with Hank Hill soundbytes
>When my friend and I say goodbye we do the "Partners" handshake from Batman & Robin
>When my gf and I were doing a photoshoot and I had to whisper in her ear to mane her laugh I kept saying "penisface spider-man"
>sometimes when my gf calls me I answer the phone as Black Manta from the Superfriends
>friends and I sometimes say "speak of the devil and he shall appear" like Bane in TDKR when someone enters a room

That's everything off the top of my head.

I used to shout "Take off your top!" back in middle and high school whenever there was a fight between girls or whenever there was an applause.

Some others
>I'm a wiener!
>Surf the web! Surf the web!
>Like a homosexual with amnesia, I come out every weekend.

>>93815034
>"THAT IS NOT A SMALL NUMBER! THAT IS A BIG NUMBER!"
>"COMPUTER OVER? VIRUS EQUALS VERY YES?! THAT'S NOT A GOOD PRIZE!"

>>93822314
Where I live, it sometimes gets to 52 C

"Well gang, it looks like we got another mystery on our hands."

Used to watch Harvey birdman attorney at law with my best friend in college while drinking. When we were out together we'd say "BACK OFF" to each other in the middle of a sentence then continue like nothing happened.

Also from birdman, "did you get that thing I sent you?"

Sealab 2021 is rife with quotes.

>>93821583

I think he just says: "You are interested in this..."

When Frylock was ignoring him, yeah?

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>>93825077
>Ahhh I'm covered in scorpions!

The opportunities don't come often but dammit when they do I'm fucking ready.

>I do TTGo Starfire's "the" schtick.
I'm a terrible person.

>>93814628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elTw-kHsd7c

One time I worked at a summer camp and we turned the a/c in our cabin down to 62 degrees.

>>93815034

I feel like homestar has fucked up my ability to speak english so bad that I don't even recognize it anymore and couldn't actually give you any examples off the top of my head. I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Someone said once that puppets count as /co/, so fuck you, I'm posting.

>Be in the Navy
>Out to sea for two months
>Tons of leaky seawater pipes
>Tons of leaky fire main pipes
>Tons of lagging sagging under the strain of all that water
>"We're in a saggy cave that leaks!"

>>93817516
I still pronounce champagne like Zapp did in that one episode.

>>93820475
>>Careful Spongebob, careful!

>>93825520
But see, it's all arbitrary. To Amerifats it's easy to remember boiling and freezing with our retarded system. To Eurofags it's easy to remember your retarded system.
It's nonsense to argue about because 90% of us aren't fucking scientists and the concerns the anon raises are valid complaints inside the field of science. Hell, scientists use kelvins for temperature now for very similar reasons to the ones that he brought up.

>>93834221
same here with guacamole

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>>93815034
The thread ended here, honestly. Homestarisms will destroy your ability to communicate like a normal person. Fuck, just today my brother told me he had to get a bit of chicken out from between his teeth and we wound up quoting the whole "You've had that piece of cilantro stuck between your teeth for two weeks" bit back and forth like some gestalt meme-spewing psychic horror.

>>93818508
You nappah, you get slappah

>>93826310
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

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>Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

Just about every day. I live in a place with a lot of tourists.

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Going to school in San Francisco, I find myself saying it everyday

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>>93812858
I WIN AGAIN! Just like always..
I say this whether I won or lose.

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>>93824263

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Exclaiming "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy's!" has become a staple around the household. Also any time my friends or I have a travel mug, we turn into Doug Prepcourse for at least a minute or so.

>>93834938
I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!

>>93831954
Tom and Jerry the deep voiced rat that gets a devil waifu at the end.
>we're like brothers
>only closer
>[heartbeat noises]
Is a back and forth between my friend.

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When my friend and I were still autistic 12 year olds, we would spew out the stupidest Transformers related shit
I cringe everytime I think about middle school
>>93822314
>98
>hot
Come back when you hit triple digits with 80% humidity

>>93823491
Fahrenheit is fine. Above 100 degrees is fucking hot and below 0 degrees is fucking cold. Anything within 0 and 100 degrees is a reasonable temperature to have to deal with. With Celsius, 0 degrees is pretty cold and 100 degrees is holyshit hot.

Farhenheit gives a more intuitive range for general use. Just don't use it for anything important.

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>>93824583
>>93836383
Thing is, it's this temp for around two-thirds of the year, with the other third encompassed by the kind of bitter winter that only flyover states would understand. Add in the constant threat of flooding and tornadoes/general severe thunderstorms, and you basically get used to everyone going BLOWOUT SOON FELLOW STALKER every time a group of clouds is spotted in the distance. No real time to do anything but (probably literally) sweat it out and stay indoors where the AC is... which comes with its own set of problems when the people in your town are an unbearably heady mixture of bass-ackwards flyover bushwhacker and stuck-up suburban schluff.

>>93821243
This can't be real.

>>93817516
keep meaning to rewatch this but there's just so many goddamn seasons

Friend: Why are you doing x?
Me: FOR NOT RAISONS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKMLQ_RgJ4A

Spongebob quotes:
"Bring it around town" I use this quote when me and a class are doing hip rotations.

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>Everything's coming up Milhouse!

I have a habit of doing very stupid things. Worst yet is i see them coming.
luckily i have both of these on hand.
>This wont end well.
and
>welp thats it for me. A lesson in life im sure ill get.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJWlWG_42kE

For whatever reason, Toki in Metalocalypse reacting to something bad with "oof, fadoo" stuck with me.

>>93836757
>quoting cancer cancerverse in real life
You should be shot.

>>93825767

I say "My nipples are hard just thinking about it" and "There go my nipples again..." so much my friends think I invented it.

>>93836769
>SU makes a valid point about how people fail to see the complicity of the world
>(you): "CANCER! CANCER! CANCER!!! STEVEN UNIVERSE IS GAY!! IT DOESNT MATTER IF IT HAS SOME GOOD MOMENTS I HAVE TO HATE EVERYTHING TO STROKE MY HATE BONER!!!!""""

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>>93812858
I say "no prob, bob"

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>overwhelmingly summer

seems appropriate this season

>>93836829
You seem upset.

>>93817516

> tfw all these youtube live streams are just the latest seasons.

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>>93812858
i use this when ever my mates call me

>>93836699
haha me and mate use this all the time

>>93817516
"Haha Checkmate"

>>93824725
What a guy...

>>93825705
That one is definitely wrong. 60 mph being the standard highway speed makes it way easier to calculate time. 60 miles per hour, 60 minutes in one hour. You deal with decimals way less when driving in imperial, and it's way easier to estimate time or distance.

>>93833221
>Surf the web! Surf the web!

Is that from the Spiderman game, by chance?

>>93815034
I say "That's not a good prize!" every time something bad happens, and I know there's at least half a dozen other Homestarisms I use frequently enough that I don't even realize they're from H*R.

Also, ever since I rewatched Rocko's Modern Life, I've started pronouncing "Italian" the way Heffer does in the Heck game show, with the emphasis on the "I" (as in "I-talian doughnut hole!").

>>93812858
I often Recite Carl from aqua teen.
"It don't matter, none of this matters"

>>93812858
>Did he at least die painlessly?
>to shreds you say...
>How is his wife holding up?
>to shreds you say.
Me and my friend quote this and most of Futurama all the time

>>93826133
>pshh, nothing personnel, kid

>>93836757
I've been saying "That's sad... and funny" for a while now.

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>>93836829
It's not valid unless you're nihilistic or a millennia old lesbian rock

>>93839859
>nihilistic
is it so unlikely?

>>93814477
god i love the critic

>>93815034
This, pretty much. It's pretty crazy how much this show influenced me in terms of humor and mannerisms

>>93817282
GO IN GO IN

GET IN THAT NET YOU CRAZY WHORE

>>93814477
>help, help! I have to go potty!

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ATHF has tons
>Pour me a little bit of a full glass of rum. No ice.
>DAMN IT *name* YOU'RE DILUTING IT
>It don't matta, none of dis mattas
>I'm making a mojito, who would like a mojito
>I'M GONNA TAKE A BUS TO RENO
>Bibble

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>>93840578
>why is anything anything?
>with APR like that I could just die!
>this is third world! And I'm from the first!
>big ones man, big as your face
>why do you disappoint me?
>I am an ocean of emotion
>ITS NOT SUNDAY LADY LETS GO! nyyyeeeeeoooownnn

I think ATHF's delivery is like 95% of the humour.

>>93828071
>probably why we beat them in football half the time
>looks like [other town] has a discipline problem.

>>93818150
what an awful way to pronounce guernica

>>93817282
Tonight, you

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>>93840578
Dr. Wierd has plenty
>I call it...TACO ISLAND
>MY METAL BOY
>Slowly...take that stick...AND AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE
>GENTLEMEN! This might just work.
>But you said there was no way it would work...
>FOOLS! THERE'S NO WAY THIS WILL WORK
>IT HUNGERS!

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>>93841030
>>93840653
>>93840578
>YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH To-NIGHT
>And now, we burgle
>Go back to your strip malls...where values are king
>A real A-hole, underline and bold
>FIGHT FOR MY AMUSEMENT
>Frycracker be usin' me to store magazines and whatnot. I ain't no storage slave
Also PICK UP THAT PHONE OR I WILL UNLEASH THE VENOM is my ringtone

>>93841284
get back derro and casho the checko amigo

So I put two and two together and decided you're pissing me off.

>>93815034
I use "That's not an improvement!"

>>93812858
I say "d'oh" fairly often.

>>93832614
Freakazoid.

>>93815034
How can one webcartoon be so fucking quotable as Homestar is?

>By order of Martian Law (insert command here)

>>93812858
>that is sick and wrong
ron stoppable

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>>93821243

>>93820455
Yeah, this. I don't think of them as /co/ quotes anymore. They've just entirely entered my lexicon as normal phrases.

>>93818359
>Well I'm going to be the bigger man and hang up--DAMN IT.

Especially memorable for being one of the few times Xavier gets visibly pissed.

>>93818359
>"All right boys, Friday night is Taco Tuesday"
>"SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS!"

>>93839859
>he's not a nihilistic millennia-old lesbian space rock

how droll

Yoink

>>93841738
How Kafka-esque

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>>93841834

>>93818359

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE LAKE

THE LAKE

>>93840653
>you look at him, and you tell me there's a God

>>93821527
FRITATTA IS NOT A VEEEEEEERB

>>93833104
>ring up cousin
>"mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi"
>he replies "Naw, i'm just fuckin' with ya"
feels good man

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>>93826133

>>93838869
Yeah it is

>CHOCOLATE
>What's that? What's he selling?
>I remember when they invented chocolate... I HATED it!
Happened at school and happens at work a lot.
Also
>Krusty Krab is unfair, Mr. Krabs is in there, standing at the concession plotting his oppression!

>>93833104
>All of the Fenslerfilms GI Joe videos
Fuck. This. Especially with my dad.
My friend whispers
>I love your movies
whenever it becomes vagely relevant.

Whenever we are running somewhere
>Last one there's a penis pump!

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I use a good er of /v/ quotes, bit I do use some /co/ ones as well.

>Watch me swooce right in!
>Raggle fraggle!
>Holy [noun, verb or phrase that has some sort of relevance to the situation or topic at hand], Anon-man!
>Merlin's beard!
>Oh my Smurf!
>I'm no quitter. And Im not girly. I'M A BALLET DANCER!
>Wham bam thank you ma'am!

Among many others.

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Me and my sister quote this all the time.
We've watched it literally dozens of times and we can pretty much recite the script as it goes.
ESPECIALLY the lines from Yzma and Kronk

>>93826133
this has pasta potential

>>93826133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG0oBPtyNb0

>>93812858
Lots of simpsons quotes in my house

>>93818359
Life is just death in drag.

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>"Survival of the fittest, Leonaaaard!"

Usually when some friends and I are trying to figure out what we want to do I'll say "I think we're good to just sit here for a while and just...talk about our feelings."

>>93828413
Dollary doos is now what i call money every time, no matter the amount.

>>93812858
THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!

>>93843357
Working for the army, i get more opportunities to say "Wrong lever! Why do we even have that lever?!" more often than you'd think.

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>>93826133
Hey asshole thanks for the new pasta

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>That's the stupidest idea I ever heard! Let's do it.

>>93826275
This

>>93826133
What show is that from?

>>93846438
Google his post and it shows up

>Master Cylinder!
>WHAT THE HELL DAMN GUY!
>Boosh!

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I actually have bipolar depression, I take seven pills a day to keep me in check on occasion I forget to take my meds or insurence fights me on my co pay (it happens a lot) and I either warn my friends with how I am feeling if they ask me out with pic related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVery7sfVo

or

>Hey dude I know you aren't feeling well but do you wanna hang out?

>ITS MANIC!

Seriously though being manic is fan fucking tastic, you dont sleep for days and you get all sorts of shit done. I once went and walked 20 miles at 2 am and got lost and had to call my family to come find me. Because I could. I was so bored I began to root up three tree stumps in my front yard at 3 am. Again because I could. The only bad side to being manic is my fingers move on their own.

But when you crash you sleep for 16+ hours , feel super sick, constantly, so dizzy you fall down, everything that moves leaves a motion trail, vomit, wont eat anything for days, face begins to vibrate, and best of all is the suicidal thoughts!

Seriously though pills saved my life and the health insurance companies try to take it way from me constantly because of technicalities.

From American Dad
>Stan sneaking into Steve's Room to steal his toys
>Sees a string on a toy
>"Hmm this thing is strange and out of place. Obviously that's nothing."

I use that just alone sometimes.

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>>93836988
I said that first; they were quoting me.

But, yeah. I recently watched Harvey Birdman for the first time in, well since whenever that was first airing. I regularly say WAY too many things from that show, and I was aware of none of it.

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>>93815645
That's fucked.

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>I thought you were a cool poppa, but I guess you're just an anus!
>hoo boy I sure feel bad today
>the extended "hmmmmmmmmm" Big Lez mouth noise
>that's kind of hot

>>93843357
>Watch me swooce right in!
same

>>93825767
>Give someone a choice between two options
>They pick one
>"...Too bad."

>>93812858
From Futurama:
"And what is your scientific basis for thinking that?"
to literally any opinion I hear

>I don't want the world to end, that's where I keep all of my stuff!
I don't know where I heard that.

>>93848566
probably from bender on futurama

>>93846638
>we got a whole hour!
>we're uh... dealing with that internally.

>>93814677
[Spoiler]>not going in with all four fingers[/Spoiler]

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Technically not /co/ but the line's not actually in the game so whatever.

>You know what you guys need?

>>93815034

Phrases I use regularly:
> That seems... ina-pro-pro.
> Do you have the times?
> Oh, that looks sinful.
> This does not look good for the [my name].

>>93849627
Power Rangers was a good movie

>>93849627
>Don't. Even. Need it.

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>"The things I do for love."

Pretty much any time my group of friends are trying to decide on something it'll devolve in to this damn scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grupR1xTLvc

>>93847773
I'm preferential to "Oh, my god!" even if nobody has any idea what it's a reference to. probably for the best.

>>93849812
>You sir, are very bald.

Everytime me and my friend get into an argument.

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>>93821527
you're the ugliest son of a bitch I ever heard

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what the hell are YOU starin' at?

>>93812858
I use "Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?" way too often when out drinking with friends.

>>93851059
I'm not sure if this is actually a duckman quote but I see it attributed a lot and I use it a lot
>Are you sure it was something? Are you sure it wasn't... NOTHING?

>>93818739
Me and my family uses this ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

>>93826133
Careful with that edge, sunshine.

>>93812858
Mine is also from Futurama, when the Professor sees what would happen if he invents the finglonger and laments over it say "A man can dream, a man can dream."

I love using that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbt-m10wyng

>i recognize the council has made a decision, but since its a stupid ass decision, if elevected to ignore it

>>93851190
That's from Family Guy. Brian says that to Peter. Peter responds with "Oh yeah." I think it was the Stewie's 1st birthday episode. One of the earlier seasons.

>>93851584
I know Family Guy did a similar joke but I mean that exact wording is attributed to Duckman. Brian says something like... "are you sure it was an X?"

>>93835213
oh really?
I heard it from Ed Edd n' Eddy, Eddy said it

>>93851584
>>93851641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoJ5ci0A8sY
Dunno about Duckman.

>>93847209
>Did you get that thing I sent ya?
>Is he gone?
>Haha! ____ in dowels!

>>93834796
Nice, me and my friend say this all the time.

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>>93847773

Shucks Chuck, you've got some good taste

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This is a staple. As are:

>It's dot com~

>Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

>How DARE you.

>Ey buddy, my wife's a sea mammal!

>No Susie, you keep the money.

>Ow my squeedily spooch!

>Not now, son, I'm making TOAST.

>>93850720
>"What's your offer!"

>I say quotes of cartoons irl
why?

>>93823347
>>93823491
>>93836393
We live in an age where everybody has a portable computer in their pocket, use whatever fucking units you want or whatever's most convenient in the situation.

>>93815034

Drop a train on 'em, Edgar.

>>93852799
Why do you use any expressions or phrases? They sounded nice and can be relevant.

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Any time my roommate and I are playing games and one of us beats the other with a cheap ass move:

>You'll regret this day, fwiend!
I'm not your fwiend, buddy!
>I'm not your buddy, guy!
I'm not your guy, fwiend!

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>>93852799
Do you even know what an idiom is?

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>>93815034

Usually we do a lot of random quotes from old cartoons as we see fit and think about them, sometimes people fail to get mine... but one that comes relatively often is "beep bap bub bob - boop beep". Spongebob, Futurama and Invader zim are the most common.
I also often play the "woe is me" song on my phone when talking about college and work or the like.

>>93852799
It's fun.

If my friends or I question each other over something stupid, like if we forgot to get something at the store or whatever, we will end the sentence with a terse "WHALE BIOLOGIST!" for emphasis.