your most hated trope?

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>Smart character explains something using big words
>Not as smart character is like "ENGLISH PLEASE"
>Smart character has to dumb explantion down
fuck off man..

>>93808533
This is why I liked Tish from the Weekenders so much. She's a smart character who doesn't talk like an autist.

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>>93808407
>Cartoon tries hard to brag how it's a deconstruction of a trope
>Ends up doing the whole episode/movie in the most boring straight way possible

Looking at Moana as a whole and Kill La Kill's midseason finale arena fight.

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>>93808533
I don't know which of these two is worse:

>Smart character uses incredibly common terminology anybody who's past middle school should know
>"IN ENGLISH PLEASE?!"

or

>Smart character uses an incredibly autistic and long-winded way of describing a super simple concept, like in those increasingly verbose memes
>"IN ENGLISH PLEASE?!"

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>>93808758
not /co/ but a channel on tv advertises its last season of Bones and the commercial actually uses that whole joke as a selling point with the narrator saying
>"and we still don't know half of what they're saying"
>The third metacarpal shows angulation etc.
>"English please".

SHE IS LITERALLY POINTING AT A PART OF THE SKELETON

>>93808758
The latter is worse to me solely for the fact that I hate pedantic and verbose cunts. Yes I understand you, no, your language actually makes everything less concise.

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>>93808662
>Moana as a whole
Every single adventure that Maui sang about in his intro song sounded way more interesting than the actual movie.

>>93808973
A movie about him being thrown into the sea as a baby and his journey becoming a demigod and trying to please humans sounds like a better movie desu

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>Character accidentally falls over
>"This is no time to be sleeping."

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>>93809095
>Character A knocks out Character B
>A: "This is no tome to be sleeping!"

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>>93808988
Exactly. But instead we get Disney Princess Buddy Movie #89650.

While we're talking Moana, I'd just like to say that my least favorite trope is when supposedly great heroes get "deconstructed" or exposed as frauds or whatever. They did the same thing in Megamind, where the Superman-analogue gives up and becomes a lazy asshole. Can't we just have a righteous Herculean figure to admire? Are we so cynical that we can't believe in heroes anymore?

I never understand how characters who never touched a gun fail with them in retarded ways.
>inept character is given gun for some reason
>"just point and pull the trigger"
>character somehow has never watched a movie or television show and cannot hold the gun in a sensible way or somehow accidentally discharges the weapon

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>>93808407
>character invites final boss over for dinner to meet the family
>orchestral version of the main theme starts playing

>>93809286
Some people are ridiculously clumsy Anon. I should know, I'm one of them.

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>Retarded character is actually a savant
>Their ability is only pertinent to one episode

>>93808407

>Person is side character in some powered persons life, like a family member of friend.

>Person gets the main characters powers or abilities too just for being around them.

Unless like Bleach this is literally part of the plot it's fucking stupid. Gwen Stacey being Spider-Man even in alternative universe is one of these great examples of this.

>boys vs girls episode
>boys are incompetent and argue with each other while the girls are smart and cooperative

>female warrior love interest is tragically killed off just to hurt/motivate the male warrior protagonist

>Characters is getting bullied by someone other than usual bully
>Hey! No one beats up character...
>Except me

>>93808580

DO YOU EVEN TISH?

>>93808580
>She's a smart character who doesn't talk like an autist.
the word you are looking for is 'pseudo-intellectual' or perhaps 'verbose'
not everything is autistic you fuck

>>93810585
You're a fuck.

>>93809693
Boy Toy in Static Shock actually makes sense getting his powers because Static still had the gas on him and they hung out together all the time so he kept inhaling it.

>>93810585
You sound a little autistic

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>>93810585

>>93810594

That's what I'm talking about being an acceptable use of the trope. It has to be literally explained. It can't just be "oh the heroes girlfriend has powers now too because marketing."

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>character needs to be extremely quiet or they'll get in trouble
>character does something painful on accident like stubbing their toe
>character holds in their scream
>they run around looking for somewhere/something to scream in

>>93810626
I don't read Gwenpool or anything of the sort. Does it really never say how she gets her powers?

>nothing bad ever happens to an attractive woman/cute girl

>>93810600
>>93810616

I hate how /co/ thinks this is some kind of a effective way of trolling or being an asshole. It gets old real quick and it's same fucked tatic. You'd think /co/ would learn something new other than calling people autistic until they're bluer than this board in the face.

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>>93810632

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>>93810648

>>93810634

I don't know either, I think Gwen just switched spots with Peter in that universe, getting bite. But the whole point is what's the point of giving Gwen powers? Just because sh'es in proximity to him? Spider-Man is more than just spider-powers, it's about WHO those powers went to and how his story with Uncle Ben dying and him not preventing it inspired him to save more people.

That's why I don't like the trope. It ignores the moral of the story and focuses on the shallow "cool" factor of the hero and just applies it somewhere else.

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>Punching bag character stands up for themselves
>Everyone acts like they're unreasonable or the true asshole
>Eventually reverts back to them being the punching bag again

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>>93810632
Texas Avery Cartoons and Tom & Jerry in a nutshell.

>>93810657

I can make you waste hours of your worthless life just making you reply with that shit. It's funny to me because you're the one who think's he's trolling someone else but you're gonna end up realizing what a waste of fucking space you are after you spent hours waiting for some anonymous stranger to give you attention hoping you're making them as miserable as you.

And having a whole folder with named pictures specifically for playing this game of calling people autistic makes you look pretty fucking autistic anon.

And this is you're last (you). Ghost that hit shitposter.

>>93808407

>The Big Bad is Their Dad.

It's just getting old and not everyone needs to be Darth Vader.

>>93810684
>you're last

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>>93810684

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But what if I have a delightful robot butler who calls everyone Wesley?

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>>93808407
>character is worried about a clear and present threat and prepares for the backlash of said threat
>everyone else treats them like absolute shit and calls them a stick in the mud
>the bad thing that character was predicting happens
>character still is the one who has to have this growth to embrace idiocy and complacency because 'its more optimistic and happy!!'

>Character has mystical/supernatural name but powers/abilities are tech/science based

>Character has tech/science based name with mystical/supernatural abilities.

I appreciate honest liberalism sometimes because it seems rarer these days. And Marvel/DC waste WAY WAY too many good names on throw away characters too.

>>93808662
....Moana was supposed to be a deconstruction of tropes? WHAT tropes? I missed a lot of the marketing for that movie since I don't have TV, was it advertised as a deconstruction? Because its pretty goddamn straightforward.

>>93810743

Not that anon and I love Moana but it seemed like it was trying to say very loudly and clearly "SEE THIS GGGGIIRRRLL IS THE MAIN CHARACTER AND SHE CAN DO ACTION AND ADVENTURE STUFF TOO" but Moai still just eclipses her and steals the show with masculine adventurousness.

YOU"RE WELCOME!

>>93810765
I mostly just found it okay and I have to agree, Moana's role is....really superfluous for being the title character. Down to the point that her 'journey' requires her to go get the more interesting character instead of actually completing the journey herself. By the end of the movie I had to wonder why she even had to be there. To give Maui a pep talk? I dunno.

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>>93810684
>And this is you're last (you).

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>>93810684
Oh boy

>>93810765
You just saw it that way because you're sexist.

>>93808533
it's worse than just "using big words". it's more like what I used to do in 4th grade, just write an essay, and then randomly use the thesaurus function all over the place. you don't sound smart when you do that.

>>93810328
I don't mind this when the primary bully is an older sibling. it's something i've seen IRL a lot.

>>93808407
>it's a kids show, so we can't use the words "kill" or "murder"
>uses euphemisms
>main villain: "I'm going to destroy you!".

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>>93810684
You forget literally anyone can walk in and call you a tit with very little effort or context

>>93808407
I didn't realize how many tropes I hate till reading this thread.

>>93808407
>Hero has a villain on the ropes and is moving in for the kill.
>Ancillary character that was shoehorned into being nearby interjects telling them not to kill the baddie.
>Against all practical logic and common sense, the hero allows the baddie to not only live, but to not be crippled and to get away.
>Bonus Points: Baddie comes back later, maybe even in the same episode/issue, and harms even more innocents only to be let go again.
>Bonus Multiplier: The ancillary wet blanket sticks to their guns through all of this, and never gets killed off themselves.

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>>93808580
go on

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>Character is having a great day
>Their friends are all fighting over trivial shit for the entire episode
>Character has to do some kind of contrived bullshit to remind everyone about teamwork instead of just telling the others to shut the fuck up and deal

>main character and friends are always the losers in school, always has a bully

>>93809580
Then keep your boogerhook off the bangswitch

>anon posts greentext in a trope thread
>it and the next four posts get no replies because everyone just posts their own opinion and leave

Same thing on the threads where we get super powers from that wikia, just no discussion

>>93813000
You are right but i think these threads are more about the reading and just kinda lurking instead of having an active discussion going on
Also nice trips

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>>93810795
>>93810765
Did we watch the same movie? I was actually bummed at how little Maui was actually needed for the whole thing.
She got him off the island, she saved him from Tomoatoa and got his hook and groove back, she gave the Heart back to the Goddess while Maui's distractions were pointless in hindsight, etc.
Hell, besides Maui teaching her how to sail, he realistically could not have been there at all. It wouldn't have been nearly as interesting, sure, but he wasn't all that useful.

>>93811307
Of course we know the hero will never kill the villain because "then you'll be just as bad as them". But has a villain ever killed a hero because "then you'll be just as good as them?"

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>>93808407
>episode includes time fuckery
>almost everybody dies because of this
>end of the episode everything is back to normal, retconning the entire event with nobody remembering

>>93808662
Moana never said that it was a deconstruction of a trope. It was just self-aware of the Disney formula.

Just because it's self-aware doesn't mean that it'll subvert or deconstruct.

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>Show / Season ends in a Cliffhanger
>Canceled

>The protagonist and antagonist were childhood friends but neither of them remember

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>>93809697
What gets me about this one is that instead of teaching kids about equality or whatever by making it clear that we need each other despite our differences, it instead goes for the
>you boys always have all the fun, so now it's your turn to be shat on
route
This is the same reason I don't like the SJW rhetoric.

Is it really that hard to promote/educate about equality without taking a massive steaming shit on one side or the other of the equation?

>>93809167
That's why I love Hercules (Disney version), he was just a dude he wanted to use his godhood for good, yeah he got famous and rich for it, but that was never the point. He just wanted to get back to his real parents and later on he found love in Meg and decided to stay a mortal. One of my favorites from the 90's Disney movies.

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>>93811507
I want to fuck Lor.

>>93810684
>Calls autistic shitposting ineffective
>Gets proven wrong by himself

You can't make this shit up.

>>93809697
That's just realism, though.

>>93810663
Gwenpoole and Spider Gwen are different things.

>>93810684
>Everyone who replied to this anon
Are you all from reddit or /mlp/? honestly now. Your reaction images and smug attitude is incredibly familiar. No wonder everyone calls this board /co/mblr now. I miss my /co/mrades.

>>93808533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S73nmMU1LDs

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>>93814538
>That's just realism, though.

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>>93814092
>named webm
there's a mega?

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>>93808407
>Main character is married to their childhood crush/first lover and has kids in flash-forward
>Bonus rage if there was a character arc about them breaking up

Looking at you As Told By Ginger.

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>Protagonist: "wahh I''ll never become powerful enough to stop the bad guys!"
>becomes powerful enough to stop the bad guys
>Some douchebag: "The power was inside you all along."

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>It's A Wonderful Life trope

Brilliant Jerk

>>93817930
So Robert Downey juniors character in everything post iron man?

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>the physical embodiment of death can ALWAYS be reasoned with

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>>93819542
I for one love that trope
>>93813092
Jack would've killed them all anyways

>>93817694
>and everyone is better without you

>>93819542
What's wrong with that?

>>93819882
I've noticed that the ones that kind of parody don't usually have the main character about the commit suicide like that protagonist of the original was.

>>93819542
This runs very deep on most religions and some of the biggest epics in history involved dead itself not being an asshole.

>It's a girl power episode that misses the actual point and pulls bullshit to say Girls are superior

>Protags admire somebody like a hero
>They get a chance to meet them
>Turns out they are duds and big disappointments either because they are simply an actor or just douchebags

I hate this trope this fucking

Why can't we have a decent person who stays a decent person after the protags confronts them?

>>93819542
I prefer when it can be bargained with, or tricked.

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>>93820230
i like finding examples where they shake this trope a bit.

>>93819939
I like the idea of making deals with death only if you always have to give it more than what you get. Wanna resurrect your dead relative? Kill an inmortal so I might have their soul instead.

>the actually sensible characters are shown to be wrong for not liking the gratingly retarded character

Cheese can suck my ass

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>comedy relief fucks up
>everyone angry at him
>comedy relief fixes his fuck up
>everyone has to apologizes to him

it's so fucking overdone.

>>93820798
>Comedy relief fucks up
>Everybody else has to fix the fuck up
>Nobody ever gets mad at comedy relief.

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>>93820880

that one is the worst.

>>93820579
Macario and the one with the mother that chases Death to get back his son but has to give parts of herself during the journey are among my favorites.

When death itself is sympathetic but still perceived as a force is where you get good shit.

>Princess character
>"She's not your typical, teaparty holding, sparkly disney Princes. She knows how to fight and doesn't want to marry a prince!
It's been almost 60 years since Sleeping Beauty. Even Disney's past the rebellious Princess thing by now.

Try defining what she is rather than isn't for a starters.

>Bad guy becomes sixth Ranger, suddenly boring.

>>93816387
Seen thus cited to many times here; reality TV isn't exactly the best source of research.

>Heroes have moral hesitations about killing major villains off
>Minions and lesser villains go without a second thought

>Female character cuts her hair because something something character development

>Character overhears a conversation and misunderstands it/listens to the most importunate part
>Acts based upon his interpretation the rest of the episode/issue
or
>villains are idiots who can't kill anyone even if their whole lives they've been training for it/ monologue before dealing the final blow

>>93820963
Andersen story of a mother hasn't had good adaptations though, enero ne remembers the one in Andersen Monogatari ganbare mama, and the Mexican one from 2003 that only the guy that made it, the one that screened it and the one who doesn't exist saw.

>Normie MC has two or three ordinary friends
>The 'Special' characters appear and MC get's involved, kickstarting the plot
>Normie friends appear less and less, get one episode that focuses on them before disappearing forever.
If you don't want to deal with a normie sidecast then have your MC friendless.
If you can't have your MC be a loner, just give them a friend and have them deal with the effects of the adventure on their relationships, which is what would happen if they did have friends anyway.

>>93808988
That's literally fucking Hercules though.

>>93821395
Examples?

>>93809167

we got "buddy movies" since Tangled. more or less.Dreamworks may not be consistent with quality but at last they dont steal formulas from better studios.

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>Drugs are easily accessible.
>Drug abuse is normal.

>>93821395
>>93821422
It's Star vs the forces of evil. Like that's the only example and he's right, it is pretty fucked up.

>>93821549
For wildly rich people this is true.

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>>93815056

They're idiots desperate for (you)s. Like I already told them, it's the same damn script they play with all the time. /co/ embarrasses itself thinking this is trolling.

>I have an opinion.

>U AUTISM

>Okay?

>U AUTISMO!

>Sure..?

>U AM MAD

>Okay I'm not replying anymore.

>*foams at the mouth*
>*autistic screerching*
>*ten thousands (you)s trying to get me to reply*

It's the same fucking shit every single time because they're incapable doing anything original and just copy off other "trolls". If you've seen the pattern before you know who to just straight up ignore because that's what bothers them the most -- NOT getting attention.

I'm willing to bet all those replies are the same anon samefagging because he's so pissed off I wont reply to him.

>"MOMMY WHY ISNT MY BAIT WORKING MOMMY MAKE HIM COME BACK AND WASTE HIS TIME REPLYING TO MEE MMMMOOOM!!!!"

This board is fucking pathetic.

>>93821549
Drugs ARE easily accessible if you're rich and influential. Drugs abuse IS normal is rich and influential circles.

>>93821157
Probably better than children's cartoons.

>>93814538
>girls cooperating and working together
>realism

>>93821422
Most recently Ferguson and whatsis in SVTFOE.

Maybe more common in anime. Or girls adventure shows.

>>93821826
I'm pretty sure W.I.T.C.H did it as well. Not with Will but one of the other girls.

>>93808407
>Smart character is always portrayed as a snarky, selfish asshole loser
Smarty Smurf is the worst/best example of this

>>93821422
>>93821854
>>93821869
Also there was the pony show. Technically it was because they couldn't get the voiceactress, but I don't see why they couldn't have gotten a new VA if they needed to.

>>93821641
>Iamsilly.png
Yes
You are ALWAYS the rational, mature one in every confrontation aren't you big boy

>>93821979
Wrong reply on the last one.

>>93821869
C'mon, there's no need to be so hard on yourself.

>>93808533
UH IN ENGLISH, DOC

>>93821612
That probably is what would happen in that situation though. Boy was just moving up the ladder.

>>93821869
>Women need men to survive

Should we tell lesbians and spinsters they're actually dead?

>>93821395
>A normie friends reappears with powers one day and is (rightfully) angry at MC
>becomes a villain just to spite him
What I wouldn't give to see this happen

>>93810057
That never happens anymore

>>93821987

>You are ALWAYS the rational, mature one in every confrontation aren't you big boy

Yes. Because I use things called words and actually contribute more to a discussion than "U AM AUTISM."

If you want someone to think you're rational and mature you can try goddamn acting like it for once /co/. Everyone in the world exists just for you to take your shitty problems out on. You don't contribute to the discussion, you purposely piss people off and enjoy it. That's immature and evil and frankly no one owes you their time for your own entertainment.

Grow the fuck up shitposter.

>inb4 six trillion "U AM AUTISM" replies just to prove how badly the point is going over their heads.

>>93818137
He wasn't brilliant in Tropic Thunder unless you count "brilliant actor"...and nobody would count that.

>>93822242
To be fair have you ever met a happy spinster?

>>93821284
Been watching pokemon lately?

>>93823023
No. Why?

>dumbass father

>>93808407
>Villain acts like a respectful nice person around their parents
Just kidding this trope is great

>>93817218
>not FOP with Timmy being married to Tootie, then having her disappear in later seasons

>>93820880
a.k.a. its a peggy hill fucks up episode

>>93810735
I expected to hate that movie but it was surprisingly pretty decent

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>Character becomes rich overnight. Wins the lottery, gains a huge inheritance, that kinda thing
>Instantly becomes an asshole to everyone

>>93823139
in the recent season of the series the new female protag cut her hair short or some reason and she looked like shit

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>>93822442
That's what I thought too

>>93808407
It's a

>>Everyone is an asshole to the main character episode

That makes me mad more than it should; unless the MC deserves it

>>93823653
Which one?

>>93821196
>head villain gets redemed
>minions weren't given that chance

>Episode which is just 11 or 22 minutes of the protagonist suffering.

>>93808533
It can be done right when it is a first meeting of the two characters, as the smart one is socially retarded to the speech patterns of the second party.

That being said, it it incredibly stupid if it's done in a cast of friends and the smart person is already accustom to their friend's speech patterns. It comes off as a bad joke that falls flat.

>>93809167
Too be fair, the hero in Megamind had been doing the same thing for years and was getting older. He just wanted to relax and live his life.

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>'How can you be eating at a time like this?'
>'What? I'm hungry'

>Fat character
>Their entire character is being a food-obsessed retard

>>93813080
Heroes kill villains all the time.

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>>93823804
Serena

>>93821979
Who got replaced in Poneland?

>>93811224
Fucking this

>>93824062
>hating on James Bond

>villain of the show does evil laugh
>"muahahahaha-*cough**cough*"
Aw, to h*ck with this crap

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>>93808407
>main characters have villain on the ground defeated
>villain has killed many people and destroyed a lot of things during their reign
>someone says "no, you can't kill them! that would make you just as bad as they are!"

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>>93824062

>>93822686
He was completely playing against type in every possible way in tropic thunder.

>>93822597
>evil
I don't even have a horse in this race, but you sound like a fucking faggot. Care, don't care, whatever. Just wanted to let you know that some anonymous nobody thinks you sound like a faggot.

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>>93811224
>They said "kill" and "dead" in Avatar
>But they said "destroy" and "gone" in LoK

>>93824564
Name one (1) example. I see people mention this all the time, and I feel like I've seen it before, but I can't think of any examples.

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>>93821612
RIP Alf and Ferg, may they be forever remembered as the school shooters with the highest score

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>character is a scientist
>is a fedora tipping gnostic atheist
>is such an atheist he hates anything that is fantasy related
>especially hated Tolkien

Extra points if said characters exists in a world with damn ghost and angels running around. Pic not related (phone poster).

>>93823506
Let's see, Ron from Kim Possible, Chaz from Rugrats and Spongebob. Those are the three that come to mind when it comes to that stupid trope.

>>93824675
They've been saying dead and kill in kids shows for ages. FOP shows dead animals, Rugrats had an episode where they said the word, Wild Thornberrys had the boys parents getting shot and Hey Arnold implied that his parents were dead. They also said those words before. Anon is just a jackass.

>>93808407
>Something happens that's completely obviously not what it seems
>All of the characters take it at face value
>Even other characters that know the main character on an intimate level take it at face value without asking even a single question

>>93813028
>>93813000
most posters nowadays are too dumb to discuss anything.

>>93824699
Avatar the Last Airbender.

>>93809627
To be fair, Billy is an asshole savant. He's retarded but is also a huge fucking asshole and is fully aware of how to be an asshole and how to get away with it.

>>93824100
At least make the character a cook of some kind, look what they did with Chowder, love the little dude even when he likes to eat a lot

>>93824932
Yeah, I hate weddings, too.

>>93824934
Aang is opposed to killing Ozai, but I don't think he ever says that it would make him just as bad as him.

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>>93825013
I think I missed the joke anon.

>>93825035
Ok. Tarzan.

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>"It's not magic! It's [insert impossible pseudo science bullshit] I'm a real scientist!!!!"
This is the fucking worst. I blame the mythbusters, personally. Just give me some actual magic from a character that's some old fuck in a Conan rehash

>>93824659

I don't have a horse in the this race but I think you're a faggot. You just sound like a cock munching cuck asshole who has no life. Just saying. An anonymous stranger thinks this of you.

>>93821395
What is Star vs.?

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>>93819542
>entities personifying universal concepts turn out to be chumps due to their innate "human" fallibility

>>93825179
k

>>93821407
A second Hercules movie is still more original than the millionth princess movie.

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>>93824100
Not even fat anymore, but this one still pisses me off. You can't just fucking tell two-thirds of the American population they're disgusting and stupid, fat people can still contribute to society.

>>93808407
Yeah but I mean that's true. The promotion should never actually hinge on your family life, it's purely a way to get to know someone you've already selected for a position closer to you. It's the character's fault for not knowing how office politics works.

>>93825321
>A second Hercules movie is still more original than the millionth princess movie.

But not as profitable. /co/ we've been over this before. Disney is for Twats & Emasculated Estrogen Sniffing Simps.

Movies about masculinity Disney is not capable of making because they don't bring in the money from twats buying merchandise and modern day men are too emasculated generally to even consider making a film about masculine characters. Enjoy beta loser boys and joke parodies of masculine characters.

>>93809693
>Shonen anime
>Anyone but the main character mattering at all

pick one.

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>>93821641
>>93822597
>>93825179

>>93811224
>>93824675
When someone says "Destroy", I always think it sounds so competitive. That's the kind of thing you say before an election or footrace, not a battle to the death.

But "gone" is used in real life when dealing with loss, because straight up saying dead is tactless.

>>93824659
U AM HORSE!

>>93809286
To be fair in most movies they usually one hand the gun or never bother to look down the sight. As for accidentally discharging the weapon, the fact that trigger discipline needs to be taught at all should be all the evidence you need that this sort of thing happens all the time. People in general are just really fucking stupid about firearms.

>>93811224
How about "I'm gonna unalive you?"

>>93808662
I wish they had been more things attacking them on the sea or rival tribes.

>>93811224
>can't say damn cause it's a kid's show
>"blast! curse you, heroes!"

>>93825704
>rival tribes
Are you trying to imply that Polynesians aren't a peaceful race and their troubles don't solely stem from white people and other monsters?

>>93825253
admittedly this is why Grim was my favorite character

>>93825785
I don't really know about Polynesians.

>>93825253
>anon hates the entire humor behind Grim's character

Next you're gonna tell me Billy wasn't a central plot device in the show.

>>93823506
in=snt that kind of a truth?

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>>93811224
I will ANNIHILATE YOU

>>93810669
She's gonna end up like her mother and grandmother: married to an asshole

>>93825176
that's one cute boi

what's he from?

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>>93808407
Clone High aced this trope.

>So... religion's for fools, eh?
>Fools and LIBERALS!

>>93826741
Liberals aren't religious.

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>>93813197
>J-Cluh

>>93826784
they observe atheism as a religion though

>>93826899
Well, that's most if not all atheists. At least in the sense that they basically treat as one.

>>93824699
The whole premise of the "heroes don't kill trope", a la Batman, and why people bitched about Man of Murder.

>>93826975
Funny because he used to shoot people in the face.

>>93813197
Rest in peace, SRMTHFG.

>>93808533
The reverse of this trope is quite funny though.
>Character simply explains something.
>"Uh, could you go into a little bit more detail please?"

>>93827084
Another funny reverse trope is
"Character has a certain cosmetic theme, and is expected to give a punchline regarding it, however goes the complete opposite path in doing so."

Example given.
>Ice Boss
>"It's time to turn up the heat!"

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>>93810648
>I hate how /co/ thinks this is some kind of a effective way of trolling or being an asshole.

>>93809286
First time firing a shotgun I tried to load the shells in backwards. I was like 10 but still...

>>93827221
>but still...
That's not even close if you were so young, jackass.

>>93810669
>It's almost as if Seth McFuckhead doesn't know what he's doing

Just to rant a bit, HOLY HELL that episode pissed me off. Mostly because I KNEW, I FUCKING KNEW it wasn't going to matter by episodes end because Status Quo Is God and no one can ever go through any character development ever unless it's a negative trait because "it's funny"

To this day I will never understand how people excuse that shit.

>>93825238
Star basically uprooted Marco's life. He's kinda stuck now because he can never go back.

>Child character has their safety threatened by a bully, and the adults who are supposed to look out for them are so fucking useless they just let it happen

>>93826189
Yes, if you're kind of a dick to begin with.

And sure, a large influx of money out of nowhere can be a bad influence but only if you let yourself. This trope is saying that "all rich people are bad no matter what and if you become rich you will be bad forever"

It's unrealistic. And I know it's usually used for children's cartoons but children aren't stupid.

>>93808407
>Bully/asshole character becomes friends with protagonist

>Protags friend circle in uncomfortable with this

>Try to keep protag and new friend from hanging out

>By episodes end, he becomes villain again

>Status Quo is, as ever restored

>>93827398
They always have rich, popular or jocks be asses, while poor, nerds, weak and unpopular people are victims. From what I witnessed in HS, it was the opposite usually.

>>93824313
I think he's referring to Apple Bloom's old friend Twist, who was pretty much abandoned after Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle appeared and formed the CMC. Twist hasn't had many (or any) speaking lines in the last few seasons because her VA moved away from Vancouver.

>>93827453
I know right? One of the coolest dudes I knew in HS was a large, buff-ass, quarterback. Dude was super chill and friendly.

You know who were major dicks? Those assholes in art club. I never quit a club so fucking fast in my life.

>>93827514
I remember that. She was in that one episode and just didn't show up. She didn't abandon her though, just never popped up with a speaking role again.

By bigger issue is how they abandoned Babs once she got her cutie mark because you can't have one and be a crusader, but they stayed as the CmC when they finally got theirs. Such awful writing.
>>93827520
Not for me. The popular girls and guys were all popular because they were chill, most of them. The unpopular ones were the asses. Drama club was actually full of cool losers though, and not all of them were loser. Wish I could have fucked that taco though.

>>93827450
Goddamn bruh throw some more spaces in there

>>93826507
>Oh Janice.

>>93827699
>Bully/asshole character becomes friends with protagonist
>Protags friend circle in uncomfortable with this
>Try to keep protag and new friend from hanging out
>By episodes end, he becomes villain again
>Status Quo is, as ever restored

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The INDEPENDENT WOMAN who doesn't need a man for SHIT....
...until she does.

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>Character inadvertently has 2 dates in one night and tries to juggle between them

>character tries to confess love for other character
>get interrupted by 3rd character and/or eponymous bullshit
>Never confesses again for 3 fucking seasons

Just get your balls up and talk to her, Christ.

>>93808407
Not exactly what you're complaining about, but what do you guys think about Rasslor's introduction?

From 0:28 to 1:28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-mXqdLNKj8&t=28s

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>>93813197
I've had this happen to me with more than one show, and it pisses me off to no end. Pic related

>>93827914
>acts like a sperg and it blows up in their face

>Episode ends with character(s) acknowledging a bigger more threatening plot point that should be looked into
>A Brazillian episodes of bullshit filler in between that and them actually doing something
>Then ends with a disappointing ending that solves nothing and/or poses more questions
>No true big bad in sight

Steven Universe, Adventure Time, I'm looking at you

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>>93824720

>>93810646
>Female characters can only fall victim to slapstick if they're ugly

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>>93809167
not /co/ but you could watch My Hero Academia

>>93828294
PLUS
ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>93820348
not /co/ but I was so worried that was gonna happen with All Might. Thankfully he turned out to be fucking awesome and a true Hero

>>93808407
The obligatory
>tomboy has to get in touch with her girly side

>>93810735
This is not that. Branch wasn't a paranoid person, he was going through guilt induced paranoia. It's an important difference. One you change through becoming a different person, one you change by healing as a person. And that's what Branch's storyline was: Healing.

>Cartoon where the parents are present
>Dad is a asshole and/or oblivious moron, usually fat
>Mom is skinny, beautiful and smart and the only responsible one

Can we please, FOR ONCE have ONE FUCKING TIME where this isn't the case? PLEASE? They even did it to Dexter's Dad in DexLab in the later seasons. Worst decision they ever fucking made.

They did it with Gumball in the most annoying way possible. I like Gumball, but Richard and Nicole are like, the pinnacle of this. Richard especially. He's like the character you're asked to write when someone says "Dumb Dad". He's the fucking Dumb Dad Event Horizon.

>character 1 and 2 see girl
>character begin to fight over girl for a good 20 minutes by series of pranks and foolishness
>girl goes for random dude out of nowhere
>both characters shake and agree that it will never happen again
> IT DOES

Looking at you Tom & Jerry

>>93808407
>nice character is constantly pecked by the bully
>the moment the nice char decides to fight back is the same moment the bully has an epiphany
>or alternatively when the nice character is jerkier, the bully somehow is also nicer without much explanation given
>so while the bully tries to make up, he gets one in the sucker or a reason you suck speech and it's back to business as usual

>>93828497
His mom was a sperg too. Dee Dee was retarded ans both of Susan's parents were goofy.

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>>93821641
>>93815056
I'm very happy for the two of you.

>>93814538
Realistically boys and girls who don't stick with the "bros before hoes" rule start betraying each other and you end up with mixed team on both sides.

>>93828522
Tom and Jerry was a show though. They even saw themselves in a theater at one point.

>>93821422
Bleach

>>93811307
>villains can corrupt heroes into villainy
>heroes can never "corrupt" villains into heroism, expect when love is involved
Was there ever a reformed criminal in the history of cartoons?

>>93825882
Don't worry, most Polynesians don't either.

>>93821641
>Okay?
>Sure..?
Your mistake was you kept replying to him not once but two times.
Don't take it personally but it looks autistic and invites abuse.

>>93811224
>can't show death
>create fates worse than death
looking at you batman and the yugioh dub

>>93828609
That just proves that the characters, Tom and Jerry more massive hacks. As actors they chose to star in three or more of the same type of episodes just to rake in money. Anon, you're giving me bad memories of two of my favorite cartoon characters.

I'm just going to continue thinking that the writers behind the episodes were hacks, and not the characters in the show.

>>93820798
>>93820880
Man am I glad this never happened in San Andreas.

>>93821034
>Princess character
That's it!
Why are Americans so obsessed with a form of government they never had?

>>93828973
>Not knowing over half the US population was made of loyalists when it was founded

>>93828897
>calm down, you're not going to die, you're just going to suffer forever
Thanks, 4kids

>>93829017
Yeah, the Canadian half.

I'm not completely sure if this is a trope, but about 90% of the population in TV and movies couldn't tell a half decent lie to save their life. They always sweat, or stutter, or just come up with some completely implausible story. Or all three.

>>93828215
source?

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>>93828497
>They even did it to Dexter's Dad in DexLab in the later seasons
You can thank Savino for that.

Ironically the idiot dad was a parody of the 50ies dad who was the one in charge of the ship that was his family and whose rule is firm but just.
The only subversion of idiot dad I've recently seen is Bob from Bob's Burgers

>Everything is the same at the end of the episode
I fucking hate Status Quo

>all lies will always be found out always no matter how small or insignificant they are

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>>93810648

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>>93825371
>Not even fat anymore, but this one still pisses me off. You can't just fucking tell two-thirds of the American population they're disgusting and stupid, fat people can still contribute to society.

>>93829160
Every sitcom episode ever

>>93825371
Yes you can and they should. Being fat reduces your ability to contribute and has been shown to decrease available oxegen to your brain making you stupider, and that's if you're lucky and don't have sleep apnea in which case you are dropping as many IQ points as someone knocking back a flask of whisky every day.

>Character gets amazing powers
>Cries endlessly about "what it means to be human" and tries to ditch the powers or treats it as a burden

I just can't relate to this. It almost ruins the plot for me when some faggot starts crying about how horrible his life is now that he has amazing powers.

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>>93814538

At the moment?

Everything about the emasculated Black Nerd character.

>>93826708
Tangled the Series
Every one thinks he's a Sorcerer but he insists that it's "alchemy" and all that garbage.

>>93808407
If the boss likes you enough to come over to your house for dinner and to meet your family, he probably likes you and your work well enough to overlook the bad food.

>>93829574
To be fair back then if you were too magic and shit they would kill you or at the very least make it very hard to earn a living doing your magic stuff.

And alchemy was pretty much just normal chemistry with a bit cruder precursors and a lot more literary references.

>>93819919
Or that the main supporting cast weren't the ones who shat on the main character, but the villain.

It's like they never actually WATCHED the film.

>>93821676
>all celebrity gossip is true trope

>>93828699
Plastic man was somekind of gangster before he got his powers

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>>93808407
>train episode

>the conductor is the one who drives the train

>team needs most powerful member in order to fulfill their cosmic destiny and defeat the big bad
>most powerful team member had powers thrust upon them and refuses to cooperate with the team
>team doesn't have access to power of friendship power and the eldritch abomination is getting closer on the plot horizon
>they have to improvise and use real thought and skills instead of winning by heroic default
Oh wait we're supposed to post stuff we hate.

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>>93809697
Winner winner

>>93809697
adding

>boys are completely out of character for the episode and act sexist for literally no read other than to be a strawman

looking at you KND

>>93810735
That is pretty much the safe house bunker episode of the Twilight episode.

>husband builds bunk in home
>wife hates it and thinks he's wasting his time and that nothing will happen
>wife takes kids and leave
>nuke drops
>husband is alive and justifiably thinks the world is dead and survives in his bunker
>is made out to go crazy
>turns out only his town was blown up because of an accident
>they built a dome of peace over the town
>wife is alive
>instead of being sad that her husband is possibly dead from the very thing he feared
>she has a shit eating grin and thinks she's somehow in the right

she probably knew he was alive too, they don't address this at all but she knew about the bunker and everything and it makes my blood boil because I know most people are just fucking like her. fuck that episode.

>>93831150
The only sexist boy in KND is Numbuh 4, and it's not even consistent.

>>93829503
What makes the emasculated black nerd worse than the emasculated whitebread nerd, the emasculated Asian nerd, or the emasculated Indian nerd?

>>93831616
Not him, but there was that frozen kid who was sexist to the sexist red head. She was way more sexist than any of the boys.

>>93828026
They did an official comic years later that promised to resolve it which got me excited only to have them completely gloss over the details and dive directly into a new, completely unrelated adventure.

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>>93831705
Forgot pic.

>Random character does something rude
>Is later brutally murdered

Am I supposed to think they deserved it?

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>>93831616
>read this as sexiest
this is true

>>93813092
Literally the entirety of Code Lyoko

>It's a "ditch the supernatural and go back to your life of complete mundanity" episode

I will never not hate this.

>Overuse of the "smart female characters and dumb male characters" cliche, to the point where the dumbest girl is considerably smarter than the smartest guy.

>>93808407
>Character does something to get a bully mad, whether intentionally or not
>Instead of just decking them and being done with it, the bully goes against all logic and challenges them to a fight at a specific time and place
>Instead of doing the reasonable thing and simply not going to said place at said time, the character ends up fretting at the appointment and has to learn an aesop about "facing your fears" or some BS.

Holy shit just fucking stay at home, watch TV instead of entertaining the moron.

>>93810735

https://youtu.be/4rx8CYxuZvI?t=101

Bonus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rES9yb3fxjU

>>93831616
He only acts that way so people won't think he likes girls.

>>93831951
>implying this isn't a real thing
Enjoy being labeled as a pussy as the bully hunts you down and fucks you up.

>male protagonist
>male villains are genuinely menacing and feel like a real threat
>female protagonist
>male villains are either incompetent, pathetic in some way that makes it harder to consider them a threat or both

>>93832009
Not if the bully has no fucking idea where I live. I hardly interacted with people in school anyway. And any bully who does do that is fucking stupid anyway.

>>93832057
Examples?

>>93831880
Not /co/ related but I just finished watching Criminal Activities and holy fuck is it THE absolute WORST offender of this.

>guy gets bullied once
>kills one of his bullies and psychologically tortures the other two who were only tangentially involved in said bullying incident
>even cucks one of them
>this is all portrayed as heroic and good

I've never been more mad about a twist ending.

>>93832075
Bullshit. They'd easily find you either through asking people where you live or finding out your schedule. It happens all the time.

>>93832009
Fuck would he even do, though? Find out where the kids lives and fight his dad when he answers the door?

>>93832079
Kylo Ren, Purple Man in Jessica Jones, lots of Buffy villains.

>>93832107
You northerners are a strange breed, that's how you get an ass full of birdshot or .22 if you tried that in my state.

>>93832075
>he thinks he wouldn't just get cornered in a small space like a bathroom and punched/choked/sodomized

>>93832107
>Lives on the other side of town
>Is usually with parents
>Barely goes out
>Spended most of freetime in classrooms/rec rooms where teachers are present.

Just don't fucking be stupid and go off on your own in an isolated place. Physical bullies are fucking retards.

>>93832146
They'd wait for you to come outside and fuck you up, dumbass.
>>93832166
Fuck off with those lies. You people get bullied all of the time.
>>93832229
>fucks you up when you go outside
>beats you up when you leave the class room
Some bullies beat you up in front of teachers.

>>93825040
He's implying that weddings and marriages are a farce and people attending the wedding are believing the marriage and what marriage traditionally stands for at face value

>>93832247
Who the hell spends this much time thinking about stalking kids? Is there something you want to tell us?

>>93832247
Why would you even be fucking stupid enough to go outside in the first place?

>Some bullies beat you up in front of teachers.

And then they fucking get in trouble because they were retarded enough to fight in front of people who would actually punish him for his shit. And he'd have no alibi because he fucking beat up a kid right in front of their eyes.

>You people get bullied all of the time.

Yeah, mentally. The bullies dumb enough to pick fights in public got their shit shut down pretty quick.

>>93808533
>Sodium Chloride
>That's what I said

>>93832247
>Some bullies beat you up in front of teachers.
Then they get expelled and you no longer have to worry about them.
In this day and age, I'd be more worried about pissing of a chick or an effeminate male who would spread lies about you through social media than a fist to the face. One is over and done with, the other stays with you for the rest of high school.

>>93832327
>deflection when proven wrong
Fuck off, shitposter. You wouldn't be the first loser to get bullied.
>>93832371
Maybe you have to for a chore or something. Whatever the reason, they'd wait. Depends on where you go to school. Plenty of schools have fights where people just get suspended.

Bullshit. It's not hard to get someone when they're alone. Especially if they frame you to get you stuck in detention.
>>93832393
Not always. Sometimes it's just suspension.

>>93832247
>They'd wait for you to come outside and fuck you up, dumbass.
And then my brothers come out and help me kick their ass. You're trying to make this event seem unspeakably terrible but the bully will still get absolutely fucked in most scenarios. Maybe in today's world where someone can record the beatdown, turning your pain into the meme of the week, there's an extra factor of humiliation. But unless the bully is a violent psycho there just doesn't seem to be high risk.

>>93832451
Then just fucking tell your parents theirs a kid that bullies you in school waiting outside and show them him waiting outside like a chump.

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>Character looks like he's about to take a huge fall
>He falls
>He was only a couple of inches off the ground

>>93832451
I was never bullied but you seem to be projecting your really weird and fucked up experiences to everyone else.

>>93832451
>Especially if they frame you to get you stuck in detention.
Do you want this conversation to be about real life or shift it back to cartoons. Because this shit only happens there.

>>93832568
>and then I add in more variables
Assuming they wouldn't plan ahead by getting you when they aren't there, or get a group to fuck you up.
>>93832587
Issue is you need proof. Standing outside doesn't mean shit, and adults can't do much unless they're caught.

>>93832655
Never got bullied, but I knew of them.
>>93832681
>people never frame others in real life
You people are fucking retarded and clearly don't know much about the world.

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>>93808407
>Character acts uncharacteristically stupid for plot convenience or for "comedic" episode but it just ends up getting annoying instead
>Cartoons treating kids like fucking idiots
>"I'll never do [x]" Cuts to character doing [x]
>Women are always competent and men are morons, especially when it comes to moms and dad (dad somehow the idiot of the fucking century)
>Families don't even like or function well, just staying together to keep the show going and nothing more.

>>93832694
You have this planned out way better than any actual real life bully.

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>>93810632
>character needs to be extremely quiet or they'll wake someone up
>character knocks over a pile of trombones and tambourines
>character sets off a Rube Goldberg machine of noise by tripping over conveniently placed shit
>the dust settles and they're still asleep
>character lets out a quiet sigh of relief
>they immediately snap awake

>>93832694
My family didn't often leave me completely alone. Even in a hypothetical situation that wouldn't change much. Could be the only people on the street, I'm still getting up at some point. The other kid is the one who still gets fucked in the end.

>>93832720
>Bully is dumb enough to get stood up because he didn't ensure Victim shows up
>But smart enough to frame Victim and sentence himself to detention on the same day
>Where a teacher is watching everything anyway
You watch some pretentious cartoons my man.

>>93832846
Doubt it, but I can't beat you ever changing scenarios.
>>93832892
>same day
No one said that, anon. Confronting you failed, so he tried a different approach.
>teach watching anything
Good bait. Most teachers don't watch shit, nor can they do much. Unless you have one of the safe space teachers, it isn't hard to work around them.

>>93832694
>Issue is you need proof.
Fuck is the bully going to do, sue for defamation of character? This isn't a trial you nerd.

>>93832694
The only time I got in problems with someone trying to smack shit at me I sucker punched him so hard with my steel pencil case he fainted.

Aggression solves a lot of issues especially if the other one doesn't know it is coming, making a scene out of a situation also helps since there are witnesses and people will backstab the involved to save their own asses.

If anything I'm amazed at how little people know about how to deal with situations, fighting is rarely ever adviced, but sweet lord it yields results.

Og course my social background is different, I'm from México so using your own backpack as shield against a mugger with an ice pick or an idiot that wants to fight isn't out of the ordinary, heck I stabbed a couple of muggers with my house keys in self defence at least 3 times in just 3 decades.

Dont let anyone tell you that fighting before the other one can retaliate isn't the answer, it works!

>>93827275
It's easier.
There's less to think about when someone else goes through horrible stuff than when they go through good stuff. Those shows are not made for thinking and you know it, but you said it was a rant so it's ok.