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Real life superheroes

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To accompany that real life super villain thread
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>>93807278
Let's get this one out of the way
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lawrence of arabia
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Our moms and dads.
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>>93807278
Donald J. Trump
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>>93807457
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>>93807492
He didn't solve shit, he actually was the reason why Israel exists today.

All he had to do was exile the fuckers like hundreds of countries before Germany did.
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http://people.com/archive/tom-terrific-vol-46-no-9/
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukio_Shige
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>>93807558
>>>/pol/
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>>93807839
They would have eventually found a way to infest the nation once again Anon. I agree that he fucked up with his actions, but exiting them wouldn't have mattered much I need the end.
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The real Captain America
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and the real Winter Soldier.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Hathcock
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>>93807348
Did this guy die? I remember hearing something about it
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>>93808730
Is that asian Alex Jones?
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>>93809182
>I'M A PIONEER!
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>>93809182
>TURNING THE FRICKING KAERU GAY
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>>93809312
>I'M AN EXPRORER!
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>blocks your influences
pssh nothing personnel world powers
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>>93809333
>Trips of trips

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
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>>93809182
>WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!
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>>93808730
This guy was apparently the inspiration for Ryu, and like half of the protagonists of karate manga.
He even had his own manga if I recall.
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>>93807348
Oh shit is that him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWnmddQjpY0&ab_channel=SleepyCabin
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>>93809487
>SHINKUU HADOKEN!
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>>93808730
>>93809487
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>>93807278
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>>93807492
I await his return to address the immigration crisis.
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>>93807914
>>>/butthurt/
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El Santo!

i'm glad you are here.
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>>93807278
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>>93810137
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>>93807839
>implying "Israel" isn't a title given to the current central geographical location of organized jew clans and that khazaria was never also referred to as "israel"
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>>93807278

Chico Xavier

>Some crazy fuck who said to be able to talk with spirits
>Wrote 450 poetry books and said to be the work of prestigious dead poets
>Never went to school and never had time to read as a kid, since he lived in a shithole with no library around
>Went blind from working too much
>Still, could replicate the style of multiple authors and also their handwriting
>Never accepted any money from his books and never charged anyone from using his "powers", since he claimed that the books weren't his work
>Helped to build several Hospitals and Orphanages around the country but never wanted to make it about religion or his cult
>Even people who think that he was a fraud respects him
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>>93810231
Scammer, hack and a fraud.
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>>93810256
>Don't get any money
>Scammer
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Mad Jack went to war carrying a Claymore.
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>>93807278
>teddy
>superhero

what the fug. maybe a supervillain
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>>93808748
>Claimed to have killed half a regiment on his own.
>History/Humanities greatest sniper/marksmen
>The Soviets had to drop bombs on him to try and dislodge him and failed.
>He got shot in the face and through sheer luck after the Soviets inspected his body, he woke up and got back to work.
>He told people he wasn't the greatest sniper because he was born with the talent, he told faggots to practice everyday like he did.
A true hero.
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>>93810303
This should be good
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>>93810275
>stole other people's works to pass as his own
>not a scammer

And he charged for personal sessions.
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>>93810275
>say false things for emotional and social gain
>not a scammer
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>>93810256
>Wrote 400 books that sell like hot pancakes
>"No, I did not write this, give the money to charity!"

Scammer, hack and a true hero
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>>93809622
Say, is he like Barbarossa or Arthur?
Rising from the grave to save his country again?
It's about time.
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>>93810341
He accepeted donations which customers could choose how much and how to pay, and they were distibuted around the poor, nothing never went to him or his family
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Christopher Lee.
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>>93810324
That anon is obviously Spanish.
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>>93810405
You'd think the country being run by a dictator Doom-style would've given them some perspective on Super villains.
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>>93810120
The only good answer
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>>93810120
He's the best.
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>>93810324
Teddy was an eco-terroriest before 'environmentalism' was even a word. he literally annexed a part of Canada larger than West Virginia because he thought it would be a nice national park.
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>>93810462
Ramses es el numero uno.
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>All these meme posts with Trump, Hitler, Napoleon, Rommel
You all need a history lesson. This man is the ideal hero in real life and the one everyone should strive to become.
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>>93809338
Great leader, terrible administrator.
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>>93810530
>meme posts
>Trump and Napoleon are as bad as Hitler and Rommel because they hurt my feelings

Sounds like you should kill yourself
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>>93810683
>Rommel
>bad
You can pick only one, anon
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>>93810718
Anyone who tried to kill Hitler is ok in my book
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>>see this thread
>>pic related missing
It's like you guys aren't even trying
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>>93810349
I don't know, I don't know. He played with the feelings with a lot of people by making them think they were talking with their loved ones and he spread popularity of a cult based on pseudo science.
He'd need to make a lot of money to charity to make up for that. Also I don't know what charities he helped, better not be bullshit tied to his cult.
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>>93810802
Fucking RIP
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>>93810801
You just described every therapist ever... other than the dead loved ones part.
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>>93810358
Turkey might need him back but they might not deserve him
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Roy P. Benavidez
>1965
>Roy is assigned to the ARVN as an adviser in South Vietnam
>Steps on a land mine
>Sent back stateside
>Doctors patch him up, but tell him he'll never, ever, walk again
>Roy doesn't believe the doctors
>Every night after lights out, he'd crawl out of bed and drag him self, using his hands and chin, to the wall
>Fighting back tears of pain, he'd wiggle his feet and flexs his legs
>Eventfully manages to fight through the pain and stand against the wall
>Through all this he's cheered on by other patients, many of whom are permanently paralyzed or/and missing limbs
>1966
>Walks out of hospital with his wife
>Walks back into the enlistment center, wants to go back to Vietnam
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>>93810915
1968
>Returns to Vietnam with the Army Special Forces as a Sargent
>On May 2, a 12 Man Special Forces patrol is surrounded by NVA
>Three helicopters attempt extraction
>Can't land due to intense enemy fire
>Armed with only a knife and medical supplies, Roy jumps on board a fourth chopper heading out to help the patrol
>Patrol team are all either dead or wounded and can't get to the pick up zone
>Roy gets the chopper to hover in a near by clearing as he runs 75m under fire to get to the crippled team
>On his way to the patrol he was shot twice in the right leg, in the face and the head
>Makes it to the team and takes charge
>Sets a defensive perimeter so the chopper can land
>Mean while Roy heads out to set smoke grenades to direct the chopper to the LZs
>Chopper comes in and they start loading up the wounded and dead
>Runs along the side of the hover chopper providing protective fire as it moves to the next LZ
>Roy recovers the body of the team lead, as well as classified documents he was carrying
>While doing that, Roy is shot in the abdomen and hit in the back by grenade fragments
>At the same moment Roy's being peppered, the chopper pilot is killed and the helicopter crashes
>Roy, already pretty fucked up, heads back to the crash site
>Gets the wounded out of the wreaked aircraft and sets another defensive perimeter
>Under heavy fire he moves around distributing water and ammunition to the men, while encouraging them not to give up
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>>93810927
>More enemy troops file in
>Roy calls down an air strike
>He's wounded again in the thigh as he gives first aid to another wounded team member
>5th extraction helicopters arrive
>While getting the wounded to the chopper an enemy soldier clubs him over the head
>Roy fights the guy and kills him
>Continues helping to carry the wounded to the chopper
>Once at the chopper, spots two enemy soldiers rushing the craft
>Door gunner can't see them due to the angle of approach
>Roy kills them both
>Makes one last trip around the perimeter to ensure he got all the wounded men and classified documents
>Last man into the chopper
>By this time Roy had lost 2 quarts of blood and his wounds included; 37 separate bullet wounds, a stab wound from a bayonet and multiple shrapnel wounds.
>Before he blacked out, he shouted to one of the other soldiers, “Another great day to be in South Vietnam!"
>Back at base camp, doctors believe him to be dead
>As they're zipping up the body bag, Roy spits in the doctors face to let him know he was alive
>Is awarded the Medal of Honor for his actions
>A bunch of schools and military bases are named after him
>Becomes the first Hispanic to have an official GI Joe made based on themselves
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>>93810655
To be fair Yugoslavia was doomed from the start. No one could administer that mess and be successful. The fact that it lasted as long as it did was amazing considering the county was made up of people that were on opposite sides of each other in the first World War, the year after the war ended, on one of the most vicious fronts of the war. Croatian, Slovenian, and Bosnian divisions made up a bulk of the forces that Austro-Hungary used to invade Serbia and Montenegro. Let's just say it wasn't pretty there. The corpses hadn't even been buried yet when they all went: "Hey lets make a country together!" Even now 100 years later you can't talk about the Balkan front of WWI without a massive flame war erupting. And this isn't even going into the differences in religion in the region.
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>>93810683
>He doesn't make an intelligent refutation and doesn't address the subject of the post they are quoting.
The main focus of that post showed that when compared to that Roman Dictator/Consul. Trump, Napoleon, Rommel, and Hitler were not heroes.

>Implying Trump, Napoleon, and Hitler are heroes in any way.
Talleyrand is more of a hero than Napoleon. He actually cared about France itself than his own ego.
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>>93810894
Turkey deserves a god helping of Democracy right about now.
Whether as 0.08 tons of Atatürk or 5 megatons of TNT is less certain.
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>>93810943
>fuck he's bullet proof
>but is he stick proof?
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>>93810915
That's from fucking kill bill
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>>93810943
>Becomes the first Hispanic to have an official GI Joe made based on themselves
How many people of any race have an Offical GI Joe made based on them?
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>>93810802
rest in peace, you beautiful son of a bitch, i hope he's doing sick kata's in heaven
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>>93810802
>Local Man is Getting a Little Motivated
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>>93810122
Meme general
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>>93808014

>>93807914
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>>93807278
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>>93810491
lol
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>Lieutenant General Sir Adrian Paul Ghislain Carton de Wiart[1] VC, KBE, CB, CMG, DSO (5 May 1880 – 5 June 1963) was a British Army officer born of Belgian and Irish parents, and recipient of the Victoria Cross, the highest military decoration awarded for valour "in the face of the enemy" in various Commonwealth countries. He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War; was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear; survived two plane crashes; tunnelled out of a prisoner-of-war camp; and tore off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them. Describing his experiences in the First World War, he wrote, "Frankly I had enjoyed the war."
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>>93810737
No such proof exists. Furthermore, throughout the war Hitler and Rommel were best bros.
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>>93807457
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>>93812477
til he had him executed, of course
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>>93810221
>current Israel is literally located where all the kingdoms the Bible takes the piss on used to be
>Palestine is where the historic Israel was
>once again, the kingdoms of the coast are trying to destroy god's people

Ironic, isn't it?
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>>93809338
TITO DICK DICKMAN BABY
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>>93810078
That's clearly not Simo
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>>93807839
>wanted to kill commies and jews
>because of him the USSR rose to become a super power after WW2 and occupied half of europe
>because of him britain created israel

Wew, he couldnt have failed any harder
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>>93809687
My man!
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>>93810943
>As they're zipping up the body bag, Roy spits in the doctors face to let him know he was alive

I like to think he kicked the crap out of the devil down in hell and demanded to be brought back
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>>93813778
Yeah, that's Zemo.
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>>93810530
Napoleon was a true hero though. He's an old time French big boss
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>>93812398
>>93810915
>>93810398
>>93810280
>>93810120
The correct responses
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>>93811376
Didn't that guy die because he went on a boat with his sword and accidentaly dropped it into the water so he dove after it and drowned?
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>>93807457
Goddamnit I didn't need that feel.
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>>93812568
"Historic Israel" is multiple places that the tribes ran to though. Khazaria, Ukraine, Mid East gulf states, shit Spain was given the title at one point
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>>93810802
>that ability list
amazing
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Inb4 butthurt liberals
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>>93809687
His rogues gallery is cooler.
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>>93810340
Fuck yeah
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>>93809687
So is this guy just a meme or are the stories of him beating up criminals by exploiting some ancient "mutual combat" law true?
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>>93819263
He actually gives them blowjobs and they renounce their criminal ways because he's that good.
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>>93819263
There are videos of him beating the shit out of people, he's a former MMA fighter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqQ9riVin0M

He even asks them to walk away before slapping their shit, like a true hero.
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>>93810530
Cincinnatus is one of my favorite stories from history. I'm kinda biased because I live in Cincinnati but he was a great man.
We even have a statue of Romulus and Remus given to us by Mussolini himself. (Pic related)
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>>93819455
What's his backstory?
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>>93819350
Alright seems like there isn't any actual fighting in this video from what I've seen, but this one has some
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVLvAOsX95M

They call the police as witnesses who stand by and just watch it happen, all according to mutual combat law.
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>>93810802
I still maintain that reading the column on the right as a moves-list makes everything infinitely better.
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>Literally saved an entire country from starvation

Shame everyone only remembers the Depression
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>>93810768
Ha, that nerd doesn't scare me. Ho is he, the most decorated office worker in the US military?

He's behind me right now, isn't he
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That one food scientist who made some tough wheat and saved billions of lives as a result
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>>93821218
He was a victim of an unfortunate time. People just needed something to blame.
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>>93807476
A mad scientist who sat down with one of the foremost Nazi Eugenicist to talk about culling the Niggers, Chinks, and the Irish? I mean I agree with the Irish, but he seems more of a villain who is loved because he was an underdog and the hero was actually complex.
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Edward Jenner: "I am not surprised that men are not grateful to me; but I wonder that they are not grateful to God for the good which he has made me the instrument of conveying to my fellow creatures."

The man literally thought he was a vessel of God's will. Considering he invented the first vaccine and eradicated smallpox, saving countless lives, whose going to argue against him? His life's work speaks for itself.
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>>93810340
Burnside is unfavored, but if I remember correctly he went hysterical at one point after seeing Union soldiers sleeping under piles of dead soldiers and offered to be the rear guard.
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>>93812477
That's dishonest. Rommel was more for trying to restore Germany. Once Rommel was exposed to having known of the conspiracy to kill Hitler he was confronted and told either to silently kill himself or have his family face public execution (or just killed with him).
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>Okubo Toshimichi
>came to power after Meiji Restoration fucked over Japan
>worked his ass off trying to keep the noble class from exploiting the chaos of the restoration
>helped build bridges, roads and everything else the old Shogunate never bothered to do
>singlehandedly ended Japanese caste system, meaning peasants no longer could get thier heads cut off because "MUH HONOR" fag gets miffed
>when samurai (including one of his close friends) get pissed cause Japan isn't their playground anymore, he personally leads the troops to slap thier shit
>basically was the guy who set the framework for the Japan we know today
>eventually gets ambushed by more "SAMURAI FOEVAH" punks and killed

Basically Nip Lincoln. Even had the rocking beard, to boot
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>>93824007
I remember him from Kenshin.
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>Daniel Inouye
>served in WW2, nearly died when a bullet struck his chest
>lived because he had two silver dollars in his pocket
>at a later battle attempts to toss a grenade at a German bunker
>kraut inside shoots rifle grenade, blows his arm clean off
>arm hits the ground, still clutching the primed grenade
>literally PRIES THE GRENADE FROM HIS SEVERED LIMB and finishes the job, picks off survivors by one handing a Thompson
>as he's being carried away, his (obviously concerned) men try to go with Him, but he orders them to get back to position
>"NO ONE CALLED THE WAR OFF!"
>goes on to become Hawaiian senator, eventually rises to President pro tempre, making him third in line for the Presidency
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>>93824579
I liked how they gave his IRL assassins the finger by having the villain's right hand man kill him, and then the historical assassins show up afterwards, find his body, and go "lets just tell everyone we killed him!"
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>>93824694
A true American hero.
Aloha.
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>>93824694
He passed out afterwards. When they told him what he did he said "bullshit, nobody could do that. You'd have to be crazy to do that"

No shit.
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>>93807348
based
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>>93824694
Hot damn.
Got any more stories of war heroes?
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>>93825174
Wars are loaded with crazy shit. Check out the Medal of Honor and Victoria Cross or whatever the equivalent is in a country. They usually tell the story like "Such and such killed the Japanese officer with his own sword after being stabbed with it, killed more enemies with the sword and rallied his platoon afterwards"

I forget the name of the soldier but that's based on a true story.
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>>93825426
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fazal_Din
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>>93825174
Well if you want can give you greentext for this >>93810078 >>93808748 badass mofo

>Finnish man during the Soviet invasion of Finland in the opening years of WW2
>wore white to blend in with snowy surroundings
>picked off soviet troops every single day, some days hitting literally hundreds of confirmed kills
>got so good and so feared by the Russians they nickname him "The White Death"
>Was so feared the russkies deployed an entire regiment with artillery support JUST TO KILL ONE MAN
>think they finally got him with a bombardment, but the next day NOPE,STILL ALIVE FUCKERS as the bullets keep coming
>someone finally gets a good shot on him, blows off half his face off
>STILL. DIDN'T. DIE.
>goes on to survive the war and lives to the ripe old age of 96
>claims the only reason he was such a good shot was "Practice"
>at 505, has highest recorded confirmed kills of any sniper in any war, ever

He even had the honnor of having a power metal ballad written in his name
https://youtu.be/iLTpKs2ylP4
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>>93826006
Noice
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>>93826006
You forget that he didn't use sights and quite a few of his kills were from close range with his submachine gun
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>>93825174

>College Professor who resigned under cover of going to study abroad but actually signed up.
>Offered command of a unit but accepted a lower rank so he could see action directly
>His unit at Gettysburg ran out of ammunition so he ordered a bayonet charge down hill at a Confederate unit with twice as many men.
>A Confederate officer tried to shoot him at point blank range but Chamberlain dodged it and forced the guy to surrender. A sword at your neck is a pretty good argument for giving up.
>All of that was while suffering from dysentery and malaria.
>Was shot in the right hip at Petersburg, the bullet passed completely through his groin and out his left hip.
>Slammed his sword into the ground to support him until he passed out from blood loss minutes later.
>Given a deathbed promotion to brigadier general.
>A mortal wound according to the doctors wasn't enough to delay him for month than five months.
>Was shot two more times at Quaker's Road in 1865 just days before end of the war. Once in arm that almost required an amputation and one bullet that was deflected around his chest by a picture of his wife.
>The deflection made it look like the bullet passed clean through his chest; Confederates were so impressed that they started cheering for him.
>Lost six horses that were shot out from under him.
>Shot six times in total in the twenty major battles he participated in.
>Died of complications from his injuries... in 1914 at age eighty-five, which makes him the last Civil War veteran to die as a result of war wounds.
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>>93810470
Implying that a bad thing.
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>>93826962
warmongering for the sake of sport is a bad thing, yes. politics were a game to teddy, a game with human lives
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wasnt there some dude who went and did wild shit with a motercycle against some machine gun outposts, or was that just a copy pasta?
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>>93810176
Hey, Lemmy, nice!
(zooms on picture)
What the fuck is that on his left cheek!?
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>>93828654
The tumor that killed him ;_;
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>>93812568
After 'Gods people' displaced the inhabitants that preceded them. Now said inhabitants are being forced into Europe where they're sucking welfare and raping white women (Moslem lust for white women only rivals the negro itself), while the Israelis are watching the shekels are rolling in. You're fooling no one, Elias.
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>>93810683
Trump is a career conman of theworst variety and a cowardly draft dodger that just talks like he's a tough guy. I thought he was shit long before he even ran for president.
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>>93819350
He's not former MMA. At the time, he was amateur and later he moved on to professional. So far, he has 7 wins, 2 losses (by decision) and 1 draw on his record.
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>>93826006
Holy shit why are the finns so good at killing russians
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He treated stupid roasties exactly like they deserve.
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>>93810405
Mexicans still asshurt over the 19'th Century? Look, you guys were the idiots who put Santa Anna in power. Not us.
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>>93831688
Finns are just good at killing things in general, Russians usually just happen to be there.
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>>93810071
>>>/no/u//
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>>93823066
Yeah I was a little surprised when he got picked up as the Hipster Inventor of choice.
>But, yknow, Edison filed patents so that makes him the bad guy.
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>>93826006
One last bit of icing on the cake
>After being shot in the face, he slipped into a coma for a week
>The day he woke up was the same day the war ended
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>>93811331
Sgt Slaughter at least.
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>>93808617
God damn that fucking try hard. Being in the army is like perma sucking this dudes dick
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Literally did nothing wrong
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>>93808617
Even after he did all that crazy shit in the US Army he proceeded to do stuff like take down a pistol-armed thug with a sixty pound weight advantage with nothing but his fists.
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>>93807839
He lifted the German people of the horrid state of decadence and subjugation they were reduced to during the age of the Weimar republic.

>>93814280
That is mostly the result of the fact that the Allies would rather side with communists to curb stomp germans. Shows where the loyalties of the Allied nations were. Eternal Anglo is the scourge of Europe and I despise them.
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>>93831688
Because those motherfuckers have been our enemies for hundreds of years. The Russian fucking CUNTS have been attacking my people since forever, they burned down whole of Osterbothnia and took as many as one in ten Finns who lived there as fucking slaves in the 18th century, and out of them only one in tenth ever returned. Then when they took us from the Swedes, they began trying to stamp out of language, culture and traditions and sought to "Russify" us. Fuck the Russians. I will not be satisfied until every injustice and crime they committed upon my people is avenged hundredfold upon them, and their miserable nation is torn asunder and balkanized, and my people finally claim OUR RIGHTFUL CLAY.

I hate the Russians, and I hate the allies for siding with them in WW2.
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>>93836524
Butthurt Finns are adorable
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>>93836477
Oh I'm sorry, Germanfag. The rest of Europe is eternally sorry for not allowing the fucking Krauts to do whatever they want to their neighbors and just run roughshod all over the continent. Can you ever forgive us?

And yeah, Russia likes to do it too. But they're on the other side of Germany from the countries who cared enough to do something about any of this and could and everyone was really tired from shoveling all the Germans back into their country so they just called a truce until Russia's own expansion just fell apart at the seams. And it's not like that excuses Germany either. Do you see people this butthurt about Napoleon? People just tend to have little sympathy for others whining that people who started shit got their shit pushed in.
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>>93836542
Eat shit.

>>93836550
I ain't German, and I despise modern germans. They are a despicable and worm like shadow of their former selves, on whose side my forefathers fought valiantly against the communist scum.
Like everything else about modern europe, modern germans are the creation of jew serving allies, and are utterly sickening to me. Everything about the world order established after WW2 disgusts me.
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>>93836574
Calm down, Sweden
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>>93810078
>>93808748
>>93826006

>505 kills in 4 months
>Never had prior training with scopes
>Rarely uses a scope because was harder for the enemy to spot him
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