Do you think she's given him first-hand sex education?

I dont understand why he spent the whole film trying to fuck some roastie at his school instead of his hot aunt.

>>93805405
Karen is the only girl for Peter

"Aunt May, I found these pictures of you on the internet. Were... Were you a stripper?"

I used to think that incest was a niche thing, but then I see what's on the top of porn websites, and now I dread that maybe the public in general is /a/ waiting to happen

>>93805482
the first boners were caused by siblings, lad

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>>93805447
Damn can't argue on this one

>>93805405
You think she showed Peter how to make out with Liz while she was helping him prepare for the dance? Asking for a friend

>>93805405

she probably taught him how to shave, and he felt her tits on his back during the process.

>>93805482
was really shocked when i found out how popular incest is, I've never been attracted to any of my relatives. least of all any of my direct family

>>93805482
Well the whites in the South have been incesting for generations and they did vote for a man who openly stated how much he wants to nail his own daughter so....

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>white people think this fat bitch is hot
I know white people were involuntary converted to Jewdaism at birth, but that doesn't mean you have to go after a Jewish 7/10 as if she was a Normal 9/10

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>>93805405
>Tara Tainton hides everything behind a paywall
>She's really good at it
Saggy titted tease...more interested in making money than giving me things for free for no reason

>>93805405
I'm my mind, she did.

>>93805557
>"Peter you seemed stressed, shall I activate the sexual release protocol so you can think more clearly?"
>"Wait what!? WHY WOULD MISTER STARK PUT THAT IN!?!?"
>"He didn't, I did~"

>>93805569
She kinda had a bad girl past, she knows what teenagers do after school dances. She might've wanted to make sure Peter knew how to act and what to do in case it happened.

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>>93805447
I see i'm not the only gentleman here. I hope Karen gets an android body.

>>93805637
>Marisa Tomei
>Jewish
m8

>>93805642
>he doesn't have an Emp account

>>93805658
so is Karen Friday's younger sister?

>>93805681
This is the version of Aunt May that makes the cuck comic cannon

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>>93805681
Go on

>>93805727
I dont know about that, but Id imagine her hologram would be dressed like a school teacher

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>>93805781

Vulture, Montana, Shocker, Tinkerer, Scorpion and that guy who is related to the black spider-man

How did this movie get away with so many villains!?

>>93805405
It was weird how they kept dressing her up like some old woman and wearing those glasses. It kinda worked in not making her look so hot

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>>93805623

>>93805881
I think that was in response over her first appearance in Civil War. They really tried to granny her up

>>93805642
I know, right? Don't you hate it when people expect to be compensated for providing goods and services?

>>93805482
Incest can be hot in porn, but I am repulsed by the thought of actually doing it. It's not so much the incest itself that is hot, but the whole narrative of 'we shouldn't be doing this,' 'no this is wrong, what if we get caught?' Forbidden love is always sexy.

>>93805447
>Karen
You mean Venom, right?

>>93805595

I think people are really just attracted to the idea of incest in other families owing to its forbidden and degenerate qualities.

Now I myself would love to fuck one of my blood related aunts. I wont ever have a chance though, and even if I did I know better than to act on it like a giant moron.

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>>93805482
>/a/ waiting to happen

>>93806153
Not according to Sony, no.

>>93806153
Oh boy here we go. While the idea of making Karen this universes symbiote is fun, the crazy AI thing has been overplayed

>>93805595
Does stepmom count? Because Im into that

>>93806231
>it's a Zoey Holloway episode

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>>93806249
Why did you say that name???

>>93805595
>>93806179
Personally I'm not into incest but it's become so prevalent that some really hot chicks are based entirely in the fetish. Tara, Princess Leia, Most of Japan etc.
Nips are approaching fetish singularity.
>>93806231
Step- I think is usually just something they do to keep it from being too weird for most normies. Some websites even have a filter that puts stuff like Step and NOT in front of it.

>>93805405
Wasn't a fan of the Peter Parker segments.
Nor the part where Stark made everything for him.
Loved Vulture. Design and character. Incredibly glad he didn't die. Hope he returns in some way.
I kinda liked MJ.

>>93805447
A guy with fine taste

>>93805813

Shit. I missed Montana. My brother missed everyone but Shocker and Vulture and he thought I was fucking with him.

Also Prowler is a 616 villain though he's originally an old white guy

>>93806502
Montana was the first Shocker, nice homage to Spectacular there, and I'm pretty sure Prowler started as a villain, but has been mostly regarded as a hero in 616

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>Spiderman is now being paired with his fucking aunt

Where did it all go so wrong?

>>93806592
>now
Think you might be a little too late, pal

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>>93806592
It's not really new
Especially with the iterations where May is a gray fox.
I'm still disappointed Marisa didn't cut her hair short or go a bit gray.
That would've been hot.

>>93805405
Is banging Aunt May Peter's endgame in the MCU?

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May's throwaway line about knowing what it was like to be a teenager or whatever immediately made me think of THAT comic. You know the one. That's what /co/ has done to me.

I hope you're proud of yourselves.

>>93805969
then everytime she's mentioned in the movie, it's someone talking about wanting to fuck her

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>>93806592
>>93806836

>>93806836
Anon, everybody knows what it was like being a teenager without fucking each other's boyfriends and having a secret baby.

>>93805595
Just because a bunch of weirdos on 4chan are into it doesn't mean it's popular

>>93805813
>How did this movie get away with so many villains!?
The same way Cap 2 and Daredevil season 1 did: they were all part of a single unified plot. It's not about how many villains are in the story, it's about whether those villains are competing for plot direction, or whether there's a single story being told that happens to use all those villains.

I wonder if Aunt May does shit like walk around the house naked in front of peter

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>>93806592

>>93805482
I think it's because you feel safe and can understand your relative more than you can a stranger. So it's more common, especially nowadays.

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>>93805595
Neuter am I but if you ignore the text on those gifs it's just porn

>>93806776
>Kermit

>>93807481
But throwing sex into the mix just utterly ruins the very foundation of familial love and just makes it cheap like romantic love. Familial relationships are so profound because they're not muddled or fueled by disgusting hormones or lust.

>>93807539
I think he means the videos. It's relatively mainstream now granted it mostly only hoes the step angle.
>interracial "incest" videos
I don't know if that implies they're really into the fetish or don't give a fuck at all.
>>93806974
Go to a porn tube.

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>>93806179
>Now I myself would love to fuck one of my blood related aunts

Ew.

>MILF porn is incredibly prevalent
>there are depressingly frequent instances in real life where fathers rape their children
>young boys wanting to fuck their aunts

Males were a mistake.

>>93806776
>Especially with the iterations where May is a gray fox.
Was she ever one before?

>>93808298
only ultimate and spectacular as far as I know

>>93807653
>your hot aunt never let you jerk it over her chest
Sad!

>>93806776
Fun fact, Tomei actually asked to be aged with makeup or whatever and Marvel/Sony said no.

They clearly wanted a younger, prettier looking May since the get go

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>>93808391

>>93805813
Cause Montana, Shocker, and Tinkerer work as henchmen to Vulture. And Scorpion is the guy who they were going to sell stuff to.

>>93805405
Ben was the blood relative (brother of Peter's father) so there's no blood relation with May. It's safe.

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>liz finally wins the peteybowl
>fumbles at the final yard

bitch why

>>93808455
Ah, but MCU will go the Trouble route...

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>>93805405
what is the end game here?
first they made Martha Kent the hottest in the BvS movies and nor Aunt Tomei being the hot one in the spiderman movie?
Do they want me to get a milf fetish or something?

>>93809051
>he doesn't have a MILF fetish
How young are you?

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>>93809051
>first they made Martha Kent the hottest in the BvS movies

Nigga, Martha Kent has been the hottest since Smallville.

>>93805482
>>93805595

That's why it's called a fantasy, ya' dingus.

>>93809298
I meant Diane Lane and her age defying genetics,same deal with Tomei.
Their tits are just so damn perky.
Now compare those 2 to gal ratface gadot,zendaya and lois? no contest

>>93808453
>Scorpion is the guy who they were going to sell stuff to
Shit, never even thought about that

So why did Vulture keep Peter's ID a secret? Is it because he wanted to kill him himself later or what?
When I was watching, I was wondering if he was going to come back much later in a Thunderbolts movie or some shit since he survived.

>>93809359
Gadot is pretty hot.

But this whole subject is pretty fucking subjective. Just accept that there's hot older women and you can get over it.

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>>93809377
Are you fucking serious?

>>93809298
>all those tight sweaters she wore
best Martha

>>93809390
I am loving it,just not sure why they don't cast hot chicks for the younger roles too.

>>93809051
>Not having a MILF fetish from the get go

Sad

>>93809400
Just saying it was something that crossed my mind when watching the end.
Actually thinking about it after watching, yeah, probably not happening.

>>93809518
Don't set yourself up to be disappointed, man.

>>93805405
Can anyone tell me how people here know that guy at the end in the prison with Toomes was the Scorpion and how, exactly, Spiderman got him in there? I don't remember him showing up before.

>>93809443
>>93809292
thought I typed skinny milf fetish,my bad..usually prefer them like sofia vegara.

>>93809436
They do, it's just that the younger chicks are often hot in different ways. And whatever flighty, cheerful attractiveness the younger chicks might cast doesn't quite compare to the older, experience, "I know what I goddamned want" appeal of the older women.

Personally, the younger women I see on tv or in movies are pretty attractive until they start acting, then they turn into the annoying, social media obsessed chicks who flit from one drama to another I see at work. The last young grounded chicks I saw in TV was that blonde legal aide and the Night Nurse from Daredevil.

Otherwise, if you want attractive women who act like they have a direction in life, you gotta go MILF, bro.

>>93809565
He was the criminal they were going to give stuff to on the ferry. Karen outright names him as Gargan.

>>93807326
She tries to shower with him to save water

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>>93809674
You'd better not be lying to me, Anon.

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>>93805405
She has. It's canon, too.

>>93809518
>>93809377
He kept it a secret because technically Peter was willing to save his life. Remember how Peter noticed the cores on the Vulture's suit were going to explode? They did and Peter had to get him out of the suit.

>>93805405
You think he's found her horse dildo collection yet? He probably knows what's she's doing in the afternoon when she locks the door to her bedroom when it's only him there

>>93809674
Yeah she probably just walks around the house naked

>>93809377
I think it's because, well, his kid goes to Pete's school. Any attack on Pete himself could endanger his daughter. Attacking Spider-Man when he's swinging out in the field is a lot different than attacking a school filled with kids because that's where Peter Parker is. I'd imagine that he's keeping it a secret to keep his daughter safe.

>>93809377
>Peter saves Liz
>vulture let's peter go when he could just shoot him

>peter saves vulture
>vulture covers up his identity

Vulture wasn't a bad guy, he just did bad things

Why was Toomes so obsessed with the arc reactors on the plane? Aren't those civilian tech as of Iron Man 2?

They certainly aren't as useful as Chitari or Asgardian tech.

>>93806153
i'd fuck venom

shit, i'd let venom fuck me.

>>93809518
best marvel villain on screen after a decade of shitty ones,Keaton better be coming back or they are insane to let him go.

>>93809661
Ah. I had to take a piss during the ferry scene, must have missed it.

>>93809815
Did you forget all the shit Happy listed that was on that plane? The only reason why Toomes bothered with those arc reactors at the end is because he refused to go home empty handed, and they were the smallest thing he could grab before his suit blew up. And no, arc reactors are not common anon, I don't know where you got that

>>93809815
>>93809860
Wait, legitimate question: Why do you think arc reactors can be easily procured?

And the arc reactors are based off of the cube, anon. Not as useful as Chitari and Asgardian tech? I wouldn't say that at all, at least in the same tone you're using.

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>>93805447
>they redo this scene
>Karen suddenly talks
>tongue her Peter
i left right after they showed iron spider did Peter got Karen suit back?

>>93809815
They're fucking arc reactors, handheld power sources that fuel advanced technology that no one except Stark knows how to build. Of course they're valuable

>>93809840
He should get a bit role in IW as work-release program thing.

Peter knows he's not really a bad person.

>>93809890
Why did you quote me? I just told him they're valuable

>>93809890
Starkium is based off the cube, but Starkium is just the fuel in the updated models to make them non-toxic. The design for the reactor itself dates back to the 80's, could be jury rigged out of spare munitions and scrap, and has been studied by both the U.S. Military and at least one private contractor. If the design isn't being used to phase out every other source of energy in the world at this point then the government is completely incompetent.

>>93809902
porn parody did it better,even had better lighting.

>>93809913
Keaton doing a cameo is a bit insulting to an actor of his calibre anon.

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>>93809298
>Smallville Martha

>>93809913
So you're saying he'd be part of some kind of suicide squad?

>>93810105
No, something Superior to that, like collection of Spider-Mans Foes...

>>93809815
>Why was Toomes so obsessed with the arc reactors on the plane? Aren't those civilian tech as of Iron Man 2?
>They certainly aren't as useful as Chitari or Asgardian tech.
It is the most useful thing that he can sell. Having the Hulkbuster Armour is cool but it is really hard to pawn off. The arc reactor however has many uses and as such has more customer base. Remember that he isn't interested in raising an army, he just wanted to sell stuff for a profit.

>>93809977
Setting aside them being unable to copy the most advanced version of the suit, couldn't it just be that they were unable to understand how to reproduce the miniature arc reactor even though they had the Warmachine in their possession? That or there's some sort of deal going on between Iron Man and the government since he refused to share the technology of his suit but is willing (and was planning) to share the Warmachine suit with the government through Rhodey. Perhaps they're just not allowed to reverse-engineer it?

>>93810105
>So you're saying he'd be part of some kind of suicide squad?
Not with Ross in charge. Ross wanted his own superhero team, he isn't going to get them killed, that would be a waste.

>>93810145
>That or there's some sort of deal going on between Iron Man and the government since he refused to share the technology of his suit but is willing (and was planning) to share the Warmachine suit with the government through Rhodey.
The canon comic showed that Tony actually got the Hammer suit back and recycled it, and gave Rhodey an entirely new War Machine suit that Stark has faith in. Without Hammer, War Machine is likely still maintained by Tony.

>>93810150
>Vulture, Abomination, Batroc,

Who else could for Ross's team? The MCU keeps killing off the decent bad guys.

>>93810238
>Who else could for Ross's team? The MCU keeps killing off the decent bad guys.
Exactly how many members were you expecting to begin with? If anything more than Five is too much. Less than five is better.

>>93810238
I assume at some point Zemo will get involved, and will take control of the team and turn them into the Masters of Evil or something.

>>93810319
>I assume at some point Zemo will get involved, and will take control of the team and turn them into the Masters of Evil or something.
But why do you assume a team of villains would become an evil Justice League? That just seems too extreme for people who have no reason to even like each other.

A team of villains working together is interesting, but I personally would want the film spend its time giving each one proper character development. I don't actually care what they do in the film, I just want to know more about the villains and their personalities.

>>93810293
Well, it's not about the amount of members, just trying to find better ones.

>>93805447
>ywn have an AI lady who's literally wrapped around your body hit on you
I wonder if Tony fitted a fleshlight in the suit?

>>93809783
I doubt naked, but almost certainly in too small panties. Se also gets dressed with the door open. It's all NBD to her.

>>93810238

Sam Rockewell's character from Iron Man 2 is still alive. Klaw is still alive. Didn't see Ant Man, is Yellow Jacket alive?

>>93810571
>is Yellow Jacket alive?
He could be. He kinda shrunk in on himself. Might be in the Microverse

>>93810571
>is Yellow Jacket alive?
He is dead if he is lucky. Alternately he is stuck in a permanent state of dying with major organs missing, because there was no TIME for him to die.

>>93810571
Nope, he got pulled inside out by his suit. Which sucks, because Stoll was fucking phenomenal.

>>93810571
>is Yellow Jacket alive?
I was about to ask. iirc, he just got shrunk out of existence, so he could come back like Scott did and maybe eventually Janet

>>93805623
Hey you ignorant faggot do some research on prevalence of incest rates in every Islamic country, Israel, and the continent of Africa along with breakdowns of said behavioral consistency in specific haplogroups next time. be a smarmy cunt all you want, but don't think being uneducated makes you correct. Seriously if only you knew lmaoing at your life rn

>>93805642
>years and years of porn abuse and he still has no idea about tube sites, let alone sites with better "actresses" or *real stuff*

>>93806836
TROUBLE

>>93807720
Takes two to tango, remind the class who consumes the most violent bdsm/rape porn hmmmm?

>>93806866
What is the context behind this picture?

>>93805447
why not Michelle

>>93811139
purest form of love, that's the context folk.

>>93805595
I think incest is hot
but the idea of having sex with my mum or sister sickens me on an emotional level

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>>93805704

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There was a funny innuendo meme of the pic of Tomei popping her head in door asking Peter to spot her work out or somesuch - less than a week ago but darn can't find it online now.

>>93805710
>he doesn't have an Emp account
Wait, why would someone *not* have an Emp account?

>>93810741
I do. she's pretty good at keeping that shit behind that wall. And I want Tara, not the fetish.

>>93812812
what's emp?

>>93812824
Again, you can grab just about all her shit on emp or tube sites the second they're out on emp. How are you this useless at finding porn?

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>>93812863
Oh incidentally there's been a bunch of new stuff uploaded in the last 24 hours.

>>93812863
nobody taught me to find porn and I'm scared of torrents since my isp emailed my parents the tranny porn I was downloading when I was a kid.

>>93812909
Current Tara doesn't do it for me anymore. She hit the wall hard

>>93810571
>>93810607
>>93810608
>>93810611
>>93810620
I don't think there is any way he is alive. His screams of agony coupled with seeing his body literally reshaped and disassembled really made it look like he met his end.

>>93809565
scorpion tatoo

>>93811139
hitting the jackpot

>>93809805
They moved to another state at the end though

>>93805637
is a 7/10 supposed to be bad now?

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>>93811757

>>93805658
Continue anon...

>>93810522
>I doubt naked, but almost certainly in too small panties. Se also gets dressed with the door open
Damn, somebody draw that

>>93814704
>I don't think there is any way he is alive. His screams of agony coupled with seeing his body literally reshaped and disassembled really made it look like he met his end.
If you can't age or starve in the quantum realm, you can't die either.

>>93809720
....wut

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>>93810522
>I doubt naked, but almost certainly in too small panties. Se also gets dressed with the door open
Go on

>>93816771
Not until somebody draws sexy schoolteacher hologram Karen